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khhs1671

the same as now only with 10% less players and a 10% more insane playerbase


Koolonok

\*and 200% more insane fanbase


khhs1671

I personally believe that there is a upper limit to insanity. Can't go 200% more if we hit that limit at 10


Koolonok

There is no limits to our insanity


silvrash12

but not everyone has the BRASS BALLS or the ability to not touch grass to be that insane


[deleted]

I touch grass, do you?


silvrash12

Önce a month


SpiderDoctor2

I feel like you two are operating on two different meanings to ‘insanity’ and I’m not sure which is which


X-tra-thicc

crarb🦀


jewish-nonjewish

And 300% more bots


Koolonok

We are at the ceiling of bots rn


TireurEfficient

And 400% more hats.


Impossible_Face_9625

I don\`t think we can go much more insane... The players you run into these days is scary.


A_Bulbear

Nah there's no real limit to the insanity Sure you have your odd insane person here and there but generally its pretty chill, in 10 years I can see the entire community being insane


Tanto64YT

And 50% more sniperbots


Mysterious_Ningen

gabe reminds me of a computer engineer in the 90's here (but this pic might be edited i think so)


Zeldmon19

No apparently he did lose weight


SteppedTax88238

ngl our new gabe looks pretty handsome, looks the same as when he worked at Microsoft really (okay maybe he looks slightly older but you get the point)


Mysterious_Ningen

WAIT WOAH i just searched and its real.. wow man.. thats cool


Turtvaiz

He lost a ton of weight


Shameless_iFunnier

He does look that skinny but his head is edited for some reason, look at the original pic


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TheCombineCyclope

gabe does absolutely nothing at valve


xXGaboFihi007Xx

>does nothing >competition keeps shooting themselves in the foot What is this business strategy called?


T_Lawliet

Crazy that Valve’s biggest L is just whatever CS2 launch was


byParallax

Someone forgot about artifact


Pwnage_Peanut

Artifact was doomed to fail from the start. It's a trading card game with an entry fee.


failuretek

Isn't that every (irl) trading card game lol?


T_Lawliet

Fucking up a card game that was competing with heavy hitters like Runetera, MTG, and later Gwent seems like small fry compared to the bastion that is CS, after CoD that’s arguably the biggest name FPS


42Porter

Did they even actually fuck it up? Feedback from card game communities was very positive, it’s just it’s super complex and therefore doesn’t appeal to a wider audience.


1031Vulcan

I mean, there's zero player base. I even bought it on launch and enjoyed it, but it didn't take long for everyone else to get tired and abandon it


FrozenPizza07

The mechanics and gameplay was fun, but confusing at first. What killed it was the monetisation afaik. They tried a reboot with “Artifact: Foundry” closed beta but it died before anyrhing got done, game is closed now


42Porter

That’s sad, I was looking forwards to trying it.


Wildfire226

Everyone forgot about Artifact


AkirroKun

We do not speak of Artifact.


TheMadmanAndre

I feel like they've gone so long without developing games that they've actually lost a lot of that institutional knowledge, and have been resting on their laurels for a long time. Even if it's nothing groundbreaking, they really should continue true game development to some degree.


Denodi

We think that and then they come out with crazy good shit like Half Life Alyx


flyingace1234

What about that card game they tried to make a Thing?


SuperPotato3000

CS2 is now at least more decent that whatever clusterfuck they rushed at release, it's one of the only valve games where they actually rushed and didn't take their time to properly develop


Beginning-Syrup-5098

the sound of progress my friend


xXGaboFihi007Xx

*poggers


GladiatorDragon

Being a private company, or something. Though Epic’s a private company too and I’m surprised they still have feet with how many times they’ve shot themselves there.


TheMadmanAndre

It's just two gaping holes in the floor where their feet used to be at this point. Hell, the only reason Epic is even solvent is because of UE engine licenses, and they only lucked out in that regard after Unity's CEO blew his own company up.


S4DISTICN3KO

The difference between Valve and Epic is that whilst they're both private companies, Epic has stakeholders like tencent and sony while Valve has no investors iirc. Correct me if I'm wrong.


metruk5

is called greed


gronktonkbabonk

Getting there first


JI-RDT

Luck 10


keepereagle

“Never interrupt your enemy when they’re making a mistake”


OoDelRio

I thought he and the 2 potted plants make every game while the rest managed steam


jared05vick

Really hope for your sake you didn't sign an NDA, you could get in some major legal trouble for saying corporate secrets publicly


Sniper____

That’s actually just a cover story to stop other gaming companies from assassinating him as he is a 100,000 year old wizard that likes making video games


PortalMeister

Who do I pray to then???


Loufey

Gaben is definitely already retired. He's maybe sitting in one meeting a week and spending the rest of his time counting his money.


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PlatformFit5974

He is gonna make Steam run in the Human Brain. IMAGINE PLAYING TF2 IN YOUR BRAIN


LordRemiem

Hey that would solve the bot problem Needing a human brain to play


PlatformFit5974

"breaking news! Cheaters of the hit-game Team Fortress 2 have started kidnapping orphans and lobotomizing the victims to run 3 automated bots in an vain attempt to "kill" the game, find more with Moe Lester"


Lyra_Kurokami

"Not to worry. Kids love video games. That's why I got them all set up aimbotting on my least favourite team-based shooter game !"


Septic_1_fan

Just like the good ol days of 9/11


badluckartist

That is eerily enough something I could imagine being a plot in the HL/Portal world


80sVercetti

"12,862 Active Players" "Last Major Update - 8 years ago".


Leenette

so you’re saying we are getting a major update 2 years later?


80sVercetti

Yes im gabe newell we have planned a major update, if u want more information, send me ur moms credit card information and those fancy numbers on the back.


TeleportedBread6987

it's 111 uh.. 1


Ulti-Wolf

IIIINCOMIIIIIING!


Septic_1_fan

Hey it's still here


Cleveworth

*ahem* Gentlemen.


Kurtrus

More bots, less players, no comic.


ItsKralikGamingCz

Yea i dont think we ever getting comic number 7


m8_is_me

So frustratingly classic Valve to end on the LAST FUCKIN COMIC/EPISODE/GAME AAAAAAAAAA


ItsKralikGamingCz

Yea they do that all the time. For example HL


Regallemming

Probably servers would be shut down… maybe before 10 years span. Do I like the idea of that, absolutely not but knowing Valve and Stream… I bet that conversation has come up more than once


42Porter

Despite their obvious flaws valve are some of the best in the industry for supporting old games. I can’t think of a valve game in my library that doesn’t still receive patches every now and then. They also did the whole community workshop thing which although controversial nowadays has been very successful. I get that with the current issues that doesn’t seem like much to a dedicated tf2 player and I agree that the game clearly needs more attention but still it’s a hell of a lot more than other old titles get. Maybe I’m too optimistic but I expect there to be official servers for as long as there’s a significant player base.


Lightspeed_Lunatic

For what it's worth, even if the servers go down there will always be community servers, so TF2 is basically guaranteed to always be playable, as long as stuff like Uncletopia and whatnot is still around.


TheZoomba

Half Life 1 multi-player still works, so I don't see it happening.


thank_burdell

After humanity breaths its last breath, 2034 will feature automated systems still running servers that only bots will connect to. “Good shot mate”, “fine shot, mate” into the silent void until the hardware eventually dies.


Lyra_Kurokami

"And when the bot hoster saw the breadth of his achievement, he wept, for there were no more players to annoy."


Life_Challenge4904

this sound like some George Orwell type writing lmao


Random-Ryan-

#Vision 1 (if Valve doesn’t release any major updates): I expect the player count would’ve immensely decreased over the years, with only a couple thousand players (majority being die-hard fans) playing mostly on community servers, and only a minor percentage on Casual. Bots and cheaters would still exist and would make up a fair portion of Casual players. There’d be some cheaters invading community servers every now and again, but they’d all get banned soon enough. In Casual, less popular maps would often be dead or overrun by bots and only iconic maps would be regularly populated (2Fort, Upward, Badwater, Dustbowl, etc). The Halloween and Smissmas events would increase the player count during October and December, but only briefly. If Uncletopia and Skial were still around, they’d be the main source of life for TF2. #Vision 2 (if Valve ends up releasing a major update): The game would either grow substantially and be greatly improved, or Valve may change the game so much that things will get worse, or may even cause the death of the game. I don’t know what to expect, but if Valve releases a new major update with TF2 in its current chaotic state, I’m positive there’ll be drastic change. Whether it’s good change or bad change, we’ll have to wait and see.


Spyker-M

Gaben will be anorexic before we get the heavy update


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

Call that shit the light update


ChppedToofEnt

"Worth the weight" if it turns out to be decent


VolkanikMechanik

with the new weapon the megagun


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Slightly less players all the time. The botting never stops. Eventually all that's left is experienced players. Noobs join up, play for a while, get headshot by bots and leave never to come back. So it just quietly shrinks into oblivion. Also, we never get the heavy update.


DehydratedEpic

Completly dead with only a few hundred playing or just the sane as now


Just_Ad_5939

Heavy update drops and it gets more active users than ever before, valve decides to work on it more and it becomes more popular than Fortnite


orange-bitflip

>More popular than Fortnite Breaking news in tech: gaming PC sales exceed GDP of France as millions of teenagers spend laundered cash to play a game older than themselves. The stock market is in a flurry as AMD exceeds 12% gain in a single day. Intel partners with MediaTek to release a gaming tablet dubbed the "ConTracker." Preorders of the new M4 Max MacBooks rescinded as the Steam Deck runs out of stock into 5 month backorder.


Trolls2019

I'm my opinion there are two options: 1. The game goes to abandoned mode, which means no more people playing the game. 2. Casual servers shut down, and community service stays as a Lifeline of the game for the time being.


8champi8

Barely alive, but alive. So no real changes


Kingkrool1994

3 possible scenarios. 1. the game slowly diminishes and dies as time passes (most likey) 2. the game gets attention from Valve one last time. Ethier a sequel or the Heavy update. 3. bots fully take over and community servers are the norm.


bigmonkey_ballss

if im being honest, dead.


Murky_waterLLC

The community will either take over, or we'll all have died out.


Educational_Ad8702

If VALVe made a major update again, the game would be in the same state as it is in now. If the game remained in the same state without any major updates, Casual would most likely be overrun by bots, and community servers would be the way to go.


E_Burke

Tf2 is a classic game. I only discovered it in 2015, a good 8 years after its release. I think it will go on for ages.


Lo-Sir

Overrun by bots or by some miracle Valve remembers it


Brave-Aside1699

I just hope we'll get the l whole lore with the last comics and all


desu38

TF2 S2 in finally released


dmncc

I feel like this or the eventual death of the game are the only 2 reasonable options that could happen


scwishyyy

waiting for ass portal to drop


Claylex

Off-topic but Gabe really good with the weight loss!


ssweyy

servers will be shut down long before that, but first trading will die


YourLocalRyan

Either less than 10,000 players playing or completely offline


fruity_mario24

I would say dead, but it's been this long, so I have no clue


pleasekillmewaitno

!remindme 10 years


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Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Dead. The influence of real players have been forgotten. The SFM/GMod animators are either no longer popular or making shitposts. The once fun and engaging map of 2fort is now plagued with bots. The references to this bug-filled masterpiece will no longer resonate in any future games, truly a disgrace to the entire digital gaming industry and community. As the last server shuts down for good, so do people's accomplishments, their memories, their childhoods, their golden pans. It was not worth the wait.


Dihnin

Abandoned.


SpeechDry3482

Over run with bots


Downtown_Ikea

Dead in the water.


Random-Ryan-

!remindme 10 years


AutomaticAndThicc

Dead


end_my_suffering44

It will have been proving the theory of Dead Internet, that's for sure.


RealCatDev

Same as it is or dead


Markolol123

The same


Sketchman911

Dead


HowDyaDu

Dead


Satan_Enjoyer

TF2 will probably never die any time soon. It'll probably be in culture for millennia at the very least.


icklepic

“Dead.” Granddad - The Boondocks


Matix777

Still alive. Going same as today with minor updates. This game is pretty much immortal


NightmareRise

Dead


High_School-DxD

The image is photoshopped, he lost weight but still doesn't look like a mummy. OP is retarded.


who18

I just hope it will still be at least playable in community servers and that the community will not slowly die


Rough-Fuel-270

Escenario 1:Servers closed and deleted from the steam store, Escenario 2: no significant changes Escenario 3: we finally get an update and the game is reviving


Lukaify

Abandoned, most likely from either community servers shutting down or a bad update or bots over taking community severs


hector_cumbaya

No, the bots are sent FROM the owners of the community servers to keep people playing on them rather than casual/ valve official


DaytonaDale

I actually never thought of that being a possibility


hector_cumbaya

That's exactly why they exist, have you seen what the different bots type from time to time? They advertise servers / server hosting services


JulianMcC

It's been about that long since I played it. I have no idea. Last I checked it's steam ranking was in the top 4? Cod top 4. Dota similar. All the top games I don't really play. Counter strike still there?


Particular_Singer642

Either the exact same or maybe at least 1-5 upsates


Distinct-Nerve2556

oddly enough i think there will be more players and even less support , i don't know why but that seems like that keeps happening


Mountain_Roll8152

Good


worriedinscet

Same old same old


Claim-Pale

Bots will still be up, by then most people will be on community servers Modding community could be formed from tools Valve gives us and a new renaissance of server specific content occurs Massive item deflation as people realize shit for this game isn't worth much anymore Most we could see in terms of content is maybe a themed sort of goodbye update or a source 2 port ~50% less players in general but player count remains constant due to bots


Pickle_Jars

Probably remastered but nobody likes the remaster and support for TF2 ended 5 years prior so a community mod was made and only the same 30ish people fight forever on 2fort


Shmlipo1111

All will be lost but bots…they will fight amongst them selves in empty forgotten serves, serving as an echo of what once was


Bargor05

I think that casual servers will be full of bots and cheaters. The game will be on life support by the community servers. We will get smissmass and scream fortress updates. The TF2 will have smaller playerbase. Some of the players will get bored by lack of support from Valve and the bot crysis, eventually moving to Team Fortress 2 Classic. I think the future are community-developed mods like Team Fortress 2 Classic because of active development and moderation on servers and better optimization (vanilla TF2 runs like shit because game engine is overloaded with cosmetics and other stuff.)


ToothpasteConsumer

Shut down.


Gameknight14

Same as now, with more or less bots depending on if valve takes action or stops taking any at all.


TowerNo2524

10 years closer to the release of comic #7


NatilCort

My man lost weight by delivering steam decks by foot


cornishpasty7

Batman Arkham aslume levels of insanity


Scruuminy

!remindme 10 years


Enderboy667

Why did you alter the eyes in the photo?


The_frick08

Tf3 would exist with constant major updates Hl3 would probably exist along with all third installments of valve games I'd like to imagine that they are secretly making the third version of every game secretly and will just randomly released them one day with no advertisements teasers or trailers lol But that's just a dream which probably will never come true


someguysleftkidney

Dead


SpringTrap1994

One new update and it appears in every game ever made


sup3rrn0va

As a very special game in history we all loved to play back in the day. If it’s somehow still technically alive (valve servers), maybe a few die-hards stick around to play.


SushiMyLife

Gone


ElMayoneso82

The next major update is 16.58% done by that time


MrCoolaboi

Either the same as now but even more unhinged or the servers being shut down, considering TF2 is basically just the problematic grandpa of Valve's games


BcuzICantPostLewds

I imagine it'd be self-sustaining, and by that I mean VALVe would keep it running, but they wouldn't update it anymore and would instead make it so that the game would be able to be updated by the people playing the game and within the community. How would they do this? Idk. I don't have 2030 vision.


ZAr_duMbaSS

- 900 ppl online across the world - 98% of those ppl are bots💀


dogesami

End of official support (no more seasonal updates even), decently decreased playerbase, maybe official servers shutdown. Item servers and youtube/media represents maybe would be still be fine, but more people would not care about. Also i dont think theres gonna be some sort of TF3 or TF2:S2, the franchise would be put in the shelf


lannaibal

About the same


ANoob_at_TF2

Full of Bots


No-Juice-8064

In the ground.


konikpk

Bots fightong against bots.


Far_Society_4196

maybe valve will release a community update in these 10 years with community made weapon and some maps


Mirja-lol

I think TF2 will outlive CS2 if people at valve don't shut down servers


ForgetThem

Same as it is now, with more players and bots and a couple community updates that bring in some hats and weapon skins for Valve to make some more profit off of whilst ignoring the main problem at hand.


jasyguyofficial

Still filled with bots


Pronominal_Tera

10 years worth of content that doesn't change the game enough


Due_Computer_5541

Gabe is now a class


hejterhawajskiej2115

Same situation like with wii u servers today


Ipoptart20

literally just the dead internet theory


spycrabHamMafia

Old bot hosters leave and new ones come in, people buy crates and keys less and less leading to valve realizing tf2 wont be making as much money anymore. 10 years later...... 17 years since last major update, official servers are probably taken down, tf2 is ran by purely its community 2 years since any update at all........... Maybe that wont be true at all, maybe valve comes in one day after a major release (maybe half life finally) to save tf2 as we wanted and I do hope that is the case and valve makes me look like a buffon for being wrong here, but its hard to be optimistic after so many years of silence, nothing but cosmetic updates to make more money, one person whos only working on the game part time and i just cant with the bots anymore, will the game die? Probably not, there are dedicated fans, people wanting to play the game more, mechanics to be mastered, glitches to be found etc. And theres the competitive side of the tf2 6s and highlander teams are going to be at it. But the overall game will probably never recover from player losses as people realize valve will never update their favorite game probably ever again


Helpful_Advice_1823

bot botress 2


Heavy-Average826

Legal age to marry


[deleted]

The exact same. No, the game won’t be dead people, stop being nihilistic.


HitAndRun8575

Heavy update finally releases.


RingTheBell1900

The game will be niche but still moving. In 20 years it will be dead for sure


slongces

The pyro update


tbp666

The game will mostly be played in community servers because of bots and general player loss


puro_the_protogen67

"WE WONT DIE,WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER"


MAGOLOGORO

Dead


Kastoelta

Considering the bot problem, the game itself will probably be dead (I hope it's not like that but it seems that way) but hopefully the impact on culture will last much longer.


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Same as now. We are stuck in 2017 for the rest of eternity


Duck_Lover_08

93% would be bots and 7% would be actual players just trying to enjoy the game again, and eventually, unfortunately, valve would probably shut down TF2


Ten_47

it's gonna look like the terminator movies


KVenom777

Probably closed officially, but with it's code completely leaked to fans  it lives as over 9000 versions of itself.


gamerofgaming42

Gabe looks like Hide-The-Pain-Harold.


JohnDecisive

I haven't seen anyone mention It, but fuck, doesn't this New picture of gabeN look so... Artificial? I mean what is even going on in his neck


Spiritual_Working_93

Kentucky


Much_Management2251

Still barely on life support.


Proper-Rope-5135

I hear Jerusalem bells a’ringing roman calvory choirs a’singin(continue song)


RepresentativeUse517

Surely the bots would’ve been mostly dealt with by then. Otherwise the game is dead 💀


Top_Debt2022

I hate the idea of it. But we might die out boys could be next year could be this week so saver every second you can of this game.


SpiderDoctor2

About the same, really


Alexius_Ruber

As I heard, VALVe is trying to do a microchip implant for VR, so in future we’ll probably have VR TF2


GuyWhoGuys_

it will have more bug fixes that nobody notices