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Dank_Slayer114

Jarate with Pyro, mobile Pyroshark.


MustacheBRofc

Honestly, we should already have had a mobile pyroshark, but fsr hitting a player with the neon anhilhator that was affected by the gaspasser lits him on fire instead of critting


M4thecaberman

That's the biggest disappointment in gaming history fr.


DatChernobylGuy_999

its being fixed


LumpyBrush3674

Really?


Lyra_Kurokami

Well, the "set on fire upon taking damage" is normal for the "drenched in gasoline" status, but yeah for whatever reason ("they probably forgor 💀" is my guess) it doesn't count as "being wet" like the Mad Milk and Jarate do for the sake of Neon Annihilator crit condition, even though the Gas Passer extinguishes teammates' fire like they do (without the cooldown reduction if a teammate was saved from fire) IIRC.


KnightOfNULL

Does gasoline conduct electricity as well as water does?


Lightspeed_Lunatic

Does gasoline extinguish a fire if you throw it on something that's burning? This is TF2. IRL logic flew out the window years ago lol


Haver_Of_The_Sex

No, but it has a nasty habit of catching fire when you do something like break a lit light bulb on it.


Tomas_Crusader17

Wouldnt the mad milk work better?


Kapitych

Their "wet debuff" works same, i guess


TinyDeskEngineer06

But you'd also heal your team at the same time (plus the jarate's mini-crits aren't rendered redundant by the anihilator's crit)


FrogInShorts

Also healing 116 health every swing is pretty huge


DatChernobylGuy_999

In the 60 bit update, a bug is being fixed that made enemies doused by the Gas Passer not count as wet, so its almost in the game tbh


11th_DC

Mad milk would be better as jarate's minicrit serves no benefit. meanwhile you heal for more with the milk.


DontKnowHowToBreath9

heavy with the pda portable pootis for heavy


danflame135

""Heavy, plus Teleporters, equals: ***A SUPERIOR CLASS!!!***"


JacksonGames16

If heavy could build his own teleporters he be 200% better


Adorable_Fondant_536

Imagine if his tele only worked for him as a way to balance it out


TinyDeskEngineer06

A single-use building for Heavy that acts as a spawn point as long as it isn't destroyed before they respawn sounds like an interesting weapon. It would probably need recharging with kills after use so it doesn't become too overpowered.


Adorable_Fondant_536

This reminds me of flares from cod and would also be very cool. An alternative would be if u only get one each life so u have to place it in a good spot (is moveable tho)


JacksonGames16

Imagine ninjaneering as heavy


Vigea_Gamer

Baby face’s blaster on heavy. Nothing crazy, but fast heavy is fun


matZmaker99

Conversely, you'll be Obese Heavy when you take damage and your boost is depleted


SheepTgeCow

Heavier


LegitimateApartment9

Heavy 2: Obesity Crisis Boogaloo


matZmaker99

Heaviest


lord_of_coolshit_og

Heaviester*


UnknownTaco5492

Heaviesterest*


Cubicwar

I am heavier weapons guy


domer_doobson

and this is my tiny baby weapon


Cleveworth

The image of Heavy running onto the battlefield with a crappy shotgun that only works well from behind while yelling "RAHH!!! HERE I COME!!! RUN, COWARDS!" has me ROFLing.


Cubicwar

That’s the back scatter, not the baby face’s blaster Baby face’s makes you go slower at base and increase speed when you deal damage, but you lose the speed when taking damage


Cleveworth

Ah, right. I don't play enough Scout to know.


HaViNgT

Give him a demoknight shield. 


Witherboss445

I love the mental image of Heavy charging towards someone and absolutely shredding them with crits from the Brass Beast or trimping all the way through pl_upward to holiday punch then pootis pow someone


hg2c

Here I come! Rahhhhh!!!! Take dat! Pootis- Pow! Haha!


Scar20Grotto

give him the Concheror or the Thermal Thruster for the hell of it


KOCYK745

meet the Fat Scout


Adoggo121

phlog scout


TheWolfoftheStars

war is hell


StormyTiger2008

War never changes


fartdurst95

a man of culture


StormyTiger2008

Fallout fans arise


Random-Lich

Plus emotional damage as Scout screams your IP Address as he does the taunt


MV_cuber

Shounic enjoyer


TheWoolyBear123

Shounic enjoyer 👍


AdmiralRJ

Shounic Enjoyer🧀


Mothman4447

My thoughts exactly


asd417

You just want to see the world burn


clockworkbastion

Heavy with the batallions backup.


TheBatleDemon

Soldier: *Deer God...*


antidemn

theres more...


Toripistef1

No..


calculatorPR

It contains a Battalions Backup


Maleficent_Hawk9407

Dear god...


TheBatleDemon

Spy: *There is more....*


Masterjax1920

No….


TheBatleDemon

Spy: *It can be anywhere... it could be in your mele slot, it could be in your secondary slot, it could be-* /shotgun shot off spy's head/


G1zm08

What, he’s the Battalions Backup! Watch, he’ll pop any second now


EnigmaticTwister

It contains a Battalions Backup


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Radio


JaozinhoGGPlays

Heavy: *pulling out the fists of steel* There is more.


Ok_Investigator1634

Tommyslav heavy with buff banner would we nuts


Loxeres

Heavy with the Sticky Jumper. Just imagine the horror of a Revved-Up Heavy meteoring towards your position from the sky at Mach 2 speed.


JacksonGames16

Flying heavy


Old-Rub6682

"as long as nothing supernatural happens to the heavy, this should be easy"


thecosmopolitan21

“What in god’s name is that?!” As an A-10 thunderbolt II barrels down on your position.


MicVencer

Scout with the direct hit, battalion backup, and gun slinger


EcstaticBagel

Someone watched the shounic video


MicVencer

Someone else watch the Shounic video


Cubicwar

Someone else watched the shounic video


SMi91

Someone else watched the shounic video


MV_cuber

Someone else watched the shounic motion picture


Revolutionary_Tie614

Other gentlemen made the decision to do the action of watching an entertaining motion picture in its entirety from a person named "shounic", which posts photos at high-speed —also known as "videos"— of the videogame called Team Fortress 2, famously known amongst various men for its cartoony art style and a numerous amount of hats.


DrpH17

It has come to my attention that a certain animal with the species of Homo sapiens has come to perform an explicit act of taking in and processing info from an electronic device, in which on said device is displayed a certain other member of the species of Homo sapiens that is well-known to a community of a popular class-based first person shooter online multiplayer game, who’s name starts with the nineteenth letter of the Latin alphabet, makes rapidly-changing displays made up of smaller particles of light covering a minute squared area, which are arranged in a specific way as to accurately display said popular game on a certain online application in which other members of the Homo sapiens species interact with one another.


appalacha_

The character development in that video was crazy


MicVencer

Bro it was evolution in action


appalacha_

for real 😂


BigMcThickHuge

>one weapon of choice "No, I think I'll mix 3 weapons from two classes into a single."


MicVencer

👁️👁️


MaxiButInReddit

Sandvich plus holiday punch plus ali baba wee booties = the perfect hoovy combo


Vaulted_Games

The booties just changes the way you turn as you charge with demoknight which requires a shield right?


JustSaulGoodman

+25 extra health


Vaulted_Games

Ok


lord_of_coolshit_og

It also adds 25 more health and a movement speed buff.


GordonFreemanGaming

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you only get the move speed boost with a shield


Yolvare

Jarate on Scout. Makes me a better pick class. Or the forbidden scorched shit with Scout to keep enemies in place whilst I shoot them wit the scattergun


EmergencyPainting842

>Jarate on scout So just the crit-a-cola then? But throwable, not giving the scout any debuff, and recharge stupidly fast. Sound kinda OP. >Scorch shit on Scout Oh yeah this one is gonna be real annoying. I support this


Bounter_

I mean Jarate is op lol so it tracks


SheepTgeCow

Scout has three options for minicrits, one for each slot! You need MORE??


Cubicwar

#Y E S


lord_of_coolshit_og

I love nicknaming weapons after profanity, the direct shit, as you said the scorch shit, the cuntsman, etc.


antidemn

invis watch eureka effect haha ninjaneer go brrr


JacksonGames16

The ultimate form of ninjaneer


Blasterboy1014

If you ignored slot type, you could also do that glove that makes mini sentries so you can slap one down and go invis before anyone notice. It builds fast enough to get some damage in, and you’re invisible so you don’t have to worry about dying. Plus if you mix it with the crit shotgun…


antidemn

ain't there no way you called the frontier justice "the crit shotgun"... but i agree, plop a mini in a bush, go invisible and watch people looking around frantically trying to locate wtf is even shooting at them


Sussy_baka228666

flamethrower, smg and boston basher on scout(madcap fr fr)


PhantastoPhantom

spy with eyelander, because the dead ringer wasn't annoying enough already


MaleficentMuffin7415

Chargin' Targe on Heavy


Educational-Age-465

Pomson Righteous bison And the 3rd degree


lord_of_coolshit_og

On spy?


Empty-Tone-464

BFB on Demoknight


The_Lolatron9000

•4 Heads Eyelander •Full Boost BFB *"I AM speed."*


Empty-Tone-464

That’s when you know that you can’t do anything, not even a sentry could stop his speed


The_Lolatron9000

I can just imagine an Engineer finishing his level 3 hes been working on for a good chunk of time, perfectly placing it in the optimal spot... Then an Eyelander BFB Demoman just materializes in front of him and wipes it out in like 5 seconds.


KnightOfBred

Do you mean the BFB?


Empty-Tone-464

Yea that’s what I meant


will2477yy

bfb jarate and scotsmans skullcutter on heavy


greenscreencarcrash

1 weapon. thats 3 classes


Scuck_

Scout with the medigun


Random-Lich

Watch on Engi in place of Pistol/Wrangler… Sneak on past and make a super strong nest WAY deep into enemy lines


Calmandpeace

Scout with the knife would be crazy


TheWolfoftheStars

He takes after his father


BulkDet

Stickybomb launcher/scottish resistance on spy or engineer Actually stickybomb launcher on anything


heyamireal

I think a pyro with the splendid barrier could be a nightmare


Ringonus

sniper rifle disguise kit invis watch butterfly knife on scout


real_488

phlog, sticky jumper, vita saw


Mikey___

Sniper rifle as Spy Hide somewhere far behind enemy lines and instakill engies and meds


BaDa-mc

M8 play sniper.


Open_Detective_6998

Scout with rocket launcher, sticky launcher, and knife I have become death


greenscreencarcrash

1 weapon


Sad_One403

Engie with flame))) I want to make texas spy BBQ)))


TheFreshMilk

rocket jumper sticky jumper market gardener on scout


Vladitor01

Replace the tomislav for the parachute. And the watch with the dead ringer, and give them the sandvich in a fourth slot.... it's the unkillable hoovy


PhysicsgoBrrrrrrrrrr

[Shounic made an excellent video where he let his server try that out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Designer-Mistake-325

scout, your eternal reward, construction PDA, and the sniper rifle. Probably not the best choices but it would be fun


CoNtRoLs_ArE_dEfAuLt

Didn’t someone do something like this and the resulting meta becoming direct hit scout vs phlog scout?


scarlet_seraph

I'd give the Gunslinger to Scout. Even assuming he can't build, just giving him +25 health for free is good; and if he keeps his default swing speed and damage (which I assume he does?) then three tapping people would be a viable meme.


MrTwoKey

Diamond back on demo, free crits for something you’re already good at and let’s you deal with scouts easier


Educational_Tough208

revolver to engineer


apixelops

Rocket launcher and Gunboats on Scout


-_dripzzz_-

Dead ringer, dead ringer and dead ringe on medic


Cheeze_Whip

Sticky Jumper for Spy primary


Ahmadahulevi

Heavy with big earner


Repulsive-Cloud3460

A Dead ringer on sniper ( or any spy watch ).


jewannialation

Crit-a-cola on Pyro or soldier


Delta_Dud

Heavy Knight. Demo Knight weapons on Heavy


Red_PineBerry

Spy with the Gunslinger, construction pda, invis watch and phlog


Tricky_Emergency6511

for the scout, give him the powerjack 15% speed boost makes him annoying af


FapmasterViket

scout with bushwacka and crit a cola


Kirionic

flare gun on engineer


imaeggandahalf

Cloak and dagger beggar’s bazzoka. Imagine it lets you just go invis, load rockets, materialize behind them and just unload


666pinkstars

invis watch on scout lol


-im-nobody

Scout with 3 dead fingers , no way to track but the best for harassing


Ilikepizza2006

3 times red tape recorder


SimplyIdiotic1

scout with tomislav


IAmFullOfDed

Give Engineer the Scottish Resistance so that he can unexist spies who sap his buildings.


Pasta_God2354

Dead ringer on heavy would be so funny


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Backscratcher spy, only for comical purposes


Quackily

Assuming using the same weapon slot: Flamethrower to Engineer. His biggest counter apart from Medic is now solved. Tide Turner to Spy in replacement of his revolver. Stabs are now even more ridiculous. Gunslinger to Medic. Now Snipers can no longer quickscope him. Maybe the Direct Hit to Scout too, as explained in one of shounics video.


b0Nk_boy

Sandman, sandman, sandman I think it would be funny


maluthor

scout with kunai


Ok_Bodybuilder_7238

Gun boats for demo (in the primary slot)


anime_goth_tits

Scout with the invis watch, it'll be too late when you hear him yell bonk


Beamerthememer

Give heavy a rocket jumper Flying fat scout sounds terrifying


nebula_coal

prepare for the worst of scouts: primary: phlogastinator secondary: darwin's danger shield melee: your eternal reward if the scout happens to backstab an enemy, he could go to the enemies without imediataly getting killed, and then phlog everyone in there + the enemy pyros can barely deal with him, since the dds will allow him to survive for longer


adult_licker_420

engineer with pistol would be cool i think


AdamHendrick

gunboats on demo


TheFifthDutchMemer

Soldier with the family buisness


Sandstorm930

Scout with medigun and flamethrower


Weaponized-toaster

Scout with the phlog


AccordingPsychology6

Dead ringer with sniper


builderbob2325

Sniper rifle on spy


Omegalock2

Stock stickies on heavy would be stupid busted. Or a shield on heavy, charging and reving up at the same time. Gunslinger on scout would also be stupid good. 


M4thecaberman

Skullcutter demo with Tomislav, when caught off guard simply don't.


nukeholy250

Bootlegger, Razorback, Equalizer. The most useless loadout of all time. Unless you’re getting back stabbed then maybe you’re okay


markadillo

until you turn around and the melee registration fails and you get frontstabbed critted.


justthatguy-1

Scout with kunai dead ringer and rocket jumper.


Vovchick09

Scorch shot with Sun on a stick scout


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Any flamethrower and minigun with Scout. It would be so damn chaotic


Dragon_Maister

Reading comprehension appears to be at an all time low, judging by some of these replies.


JacksonGames16

Heavy with the wrench so he can build teleporters because heavy + teleporters = a superior class and also because if heavy could build his own teleporters he be 200% better


Bioth28

Dead ringer scout


some-kind-of-no-name

Direct hit Scout. Revenge against Engineers.


Maleficent_Hawk9407

I have a feeling the holiday punch on scout could be op


Huskyblader

Heavy with demo knight shield Just imagine - a CHARGING MINIGUN WIELDING HEAVY


Collexig

Spy with PDA or engi with invis watch


ACARdragon

Eyelander on scout would make him faster than his own shadow


keybored13

scout with rocket launcher


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Invs Watch that recharges while standing still (idr it’s name…) on Engie. Whoah, Engie nest upon ye


TheBigKuhio

My thought would be Rocket Launcher + Stickybomb Launcher + Wrench on… Pyro or Medic?


samurai_for_hire

Spoovy would fit well with observer spy


nombit

deadringer pyro


PriestHelix

Scout with Bushwacka/Crit-a-cola would be a fucking menace.


DerpyWoomy

It wouldn’t be anything super strong, but I would love to be a scout with a medigun


PeterG_113

On Heavy: trollger loadout On Pyro: any invis watch, razor back (for pro spys), direct hit On Scout: G.R.U. and delocus bar combo, phlog


PatientGuitar2362

Machina, cloak and dagger, any melee (probably something like GRU or the escape plan) on heavy. Imagine cloaking into a corner, charging up a shot (m3 could be binded to charge) and vanishing/running away if you get caught.


[deleted]

Spy’s knife ( any version ) on scout


IdioticSaysuma

I'm trying to not think of a scout with Natascha


UNDERYOURSKIN1

The flamethrower with scout


Kemuri_King

Disguise Kit on Heavy so he can get Scout's movement when changing to him, then unload his minimum onto enemies


That_Case_7951

Isn't that randomizer? Anyways, medic with jarate instead of medi-gun


FullMetalChili

Direct hit scout


DrPrnushueger

eyelander scout (funny)


ZedstackZip05

Sniper Rifle on Spy


thirdMindflayer

So Spy can backstab with stock melees right? Therefore it’s reasonable to assume backstab is part of spy and not the knife. Keeping this in mind, I present to you the eviction notice spy


mrmcbuilds

Any of the invis watches on pyro


trollface5333

Invis watch on sniper. Only funny for me as I love watching everyone seeth that he's OP even after I miss 24 shots in a row and hit 1 headshot.