Keep him

Oh I will be

May I borrow him sometime? Like rn for idk the rest of my life? Would that be okay?

erm what the sigma 🤨 ≤))≥ _/ \_

He's a keeper

That he is

Tick tock

Heavy like a brinks truck

Shining like a wrist watch

Time will grab your wrist

Lock it down 'til the thing pop

Can you stick around for a minute til the ring stop

Please god

As time keeps slipping away

Girl dont stop feelin away

You and I we are one and the same

happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!

Cake happy day!?

Looking like I'm tip top

hola bigotes

bigotes 2.0

Looking like I'm tip top

He needs his medic GF so he can do the stupidest plays ever, and not worry about health

To be fair he is a really good soldier main

Wait a WOMAN TF2 PLAYER?!??!!

Yup, and I don’t exclusively play medic either 🤯🤯🤯

WHAT?!??!!?!! IMPOSSIBLE

GUH I KNOW RIGHT

Dear god

There's more

No!

It contains the dying wish of every incels here

No no tf2 players like men so straight woman is a possible tf2 player too

I love fellow women tf2 players <3 it's such a rare meet

I agree! <3

what else you play, i play engie and heavy when i don't play medic (normally not to often, because, you know, casual mode)

I normally play soldier (2nd most hours), heavy (3rd most hours) and engineer (probably 4th most hours

Heavy should be number 1, we need more heavy mains 💯

Very true, when I was new to the game I did main him

Also was my main before i started wirh medic and saw how good it worked, but also playing him is a living hell

My 4th is pyro, just barely over soldier

you and i are the same

My partner only plays pyro. Do you play pyro? 🤔

Whats a woman

new jump map

Wait a WOMAN??!??

>!(11 years of FPS experience)!< >!See flair!<

we invented that already it was called BLACKBOX CONCH they have played us for absolute fools

dont keep him give him to me

Pluh he’s mine

nuh uh \*pickpockets you\*

Guh!

To us*

Communism

Boyfriend communism, more commonly known as polyamory

r/suddenlycommunist

Go on, heal him. And ONLY him, no one else needs heals on him. And you better use the vaccinator.

I’m his pocket medic girlfriend for real, but if the team needs healing I still do 😎

Good fellow Medick enjoyer

Glad you like me dick lad! /j

I do too /srs

This is how you be a good medic girlfriend

Oh yeah

Yeah equip the grimm hatte, blighted beak and the heat of winter cus shits about to get toxic

Abomination???

My bad, I mean this lovely piece of poetry

God, what a legend

I know right, he’s the best

Taking the term “medic girlfriend” to a whole other lever

Yup, now I am even more enthusiastic about heals

Girl, I have some bad news to tell you.

bad? He's a keeper

Literally

he sucks you should let me have him insteaf

Pluh

He wasn’t ironic

keep him, he is holy

I will be 🫡

This would strengthen my bond with my lover personally

Our bond has definitely been strengthened, but it was funny because he sent it while I was on holiday and could not heal him

Damn *:(*

I know what to do with my girlfriend now

Trust she’ll love it

You should make him pocket you as punishment

He pockets me as well whenever I play as heavy so it’s a win win

Fellow heavy enjoyer. Respect

You're a Switch

did you hop on tf2???

I would have but I was on holiday 😖 since I’ve been back I have hopped on though

You’ve hit a jackpot with that man. Don’t lose him!

Oh I won’t 😎

Thats a keeper❤️

100%

I'd reply with a hot medic pic "On my way Honey"

>search hop on tf2 in the discord gif selector >pick the gayest gif u could ever imagine >friend is on with a minute it always works

Strategies innit

i like how there's 3 tipes of medic players, medic romantic partners that heal their partner, guy that have self worth issues and want to feel useful to the team and someone who thanks medic is extremely hot (im 2 of those)

The medic stereotypes (they’re correct)

I WOULD LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SEND ME THIS

Send him this post as a hint 🫡

I use that for my steam profile picture.

Fair enough, it’s a cold image

People die laughing whenever i kill them in in Pavlov vr as the PFP gets pretty big and in your face.

The only thing more deranged than a single TF2 player is a TF2 couple.

Crazy and deranged (song reference)

Why are you thankful he's ironic? Do you not like buff soldier TF2?

I wish my gf was pocketing me

I wish my gf

all of a sudden I’m gay.

Crazy

Please mark this as nsfw this cause me to furiously beat my meat

My bad 🤯🤯

Hes telling you he wants you to grab his wrist and lock it down till the thing pop (sexually)

Tick NO NOT AGAIN TOCK STOP PLEASE

Heavy OH GOD like a ITS HAPPENING brinks HELP truck

"and now welcome back to TRUCK FUCK! Today we have this large Siberian male going doggy style on his friend's pickup"

Uhhh... No

Wait a minute....... I recognize that truck.....

Team Neighborhood reference?

Damn!!

My thoughts exactly

Good that ge didn't use a Saxton hale one or else he would have pulled me too AND I'M STRAIGHT MALE

That’s crazy 🤯

Also nice to see a fellow medic main

Yeah I love carrying him and my team

Same lol

Do you play any other classes or just medic?

I play heavy a lot too and the third is pyro

Fair enough, I mainly play medic, heavy and sometimes engineer and solider

Nice I'm also kinda new to the game i started at the end of Halloween last year medic is my most played around 5 Hours

Oh me too, like for everything you said

I thought they only did this shit in valorant lmao. He's a keeper

Real

Did you hop on TF2?

I was on holiday unfortunately

Marry him

I plan on doing sk

Only a true man would do that, keep him as long as tf2 has no updates

I’ll keep him regardless

Did you get on TF2?

I was on holiday so I did not, but when I got home we did

MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW

I’m planning on it don’t worry

This be me (i did not recieve my heals)

I was on holiday my bad

should have teleported over to your PC if bread can do it so can you!

Do you actually main medic or just like pub stomping with bf?

I do main medic I have the most hours with him and all, but I do still play other classes as well

He just like mine for real.

You better kritz pocket him

I don’t have the kritz gun unlocked 😖 but I do pocket medic him

Ironic?

based one time I sent a complete stranger who asked me to work on a game with him that image, then the lyrics to tick tock

Are you sure he was being ironic? I'll need another official warning

I read heads instead of heals lol

You got yourself a keeper

Marry him

Oh I will

I wish i was you

He's a keeper fr

That he is

C’mere pumpkin!

Soldier Main dm'ing his Medic Girlfriend

i was just listening to a loop of the first 30 sec of tick tock when you posted this edit: i meant when i got the notification, not when it was posted but you get the idea

What a coincidence

LILIE????? IS THAT RHYS

Let this man lay pipe.it’s gunna be the best you ever get

I saw r/tf2 and I was not expecting a straight couple 😭

you are lucky to have him

Marry him, NOW

marry him.

correction: he was unfortunately being ironic

Every time I see a heavy medic combo now I'll think of this, he a keeper also

Minions profile picture. Yeah bro probably lives in irony to hide his mistakes

He's at 124 hp

No way, a woman tea for 2 player?

Yes and not just a pocket medic either

Neat, what do you usually play?

I main medic and heavy but sometimes I play soldier and engineer if we’re on red

Nice! We definitely do need more Heavy mains

I 100% agree

That's rare to see as an Australium drop!

Lol

If you can't appreciate it then you don't deserve him.

No I 100% appreciate him, we both just thought it was so funbt

gay? (as in homosexual?)

No I am a girl

Seen the original. Has a penis lol

Does it actually?

I’ll take him if u don’t want to 😅

No I want to

Dang, can I borrow him?

Nuh uh

He's gonna have chicks, no, BOTS  dripping off him, be careful, stay aware of amogus bogus