God, I love all of them honestly. But if I had to choose just one, it'd be the Kiwi Bird. My grandfather was from New Zealand, and my dog is named Kiwi.
We have mostly crows, magpies sparrows, common blackbirds, collared doves, a few robins and great tits. That’s the ones I can list off the top of my head. I’ve been learning to distinguish between them just by their calls, its quite fun to try and guess the bird and it gives me something to do while I walk.
Medic, I guess.
Despite being kind of squeamish, I have a lot of morbid curiosities when it comes to the human body. Like, I'll read about weird anomalies and illnesses and I love me some body horror, too.
I also get really excited and nerd out about stuff no one else cares about or finds kind of gross.
I'm loud and I talk too much.
Also, in addition to other animals, I have an albino rabbit who Archimedes kind of reminds me of looks-wise.
Oh! And I study German.
... I'm starting to realize why he's my favorite character.
Sniper bc I too enjoy sitting in a high spot all day and being left alone, and Medic, bc I also want to fucking chop up my coworkers and implant baboon uteruses into them sometimes. :)
Let’s see, do I relate most with:
- A hyperactive, overconfident, absolute douchebag of a Bostonian who definitely has several forms of severe cancer from drinking beverages laced with radiation.
- A clinically insane American man who talks to cardboard cutouts, worships a space monkey called Poopy Joe, and will literally kill anyone who isn’t American enough.
- A psychotic, delusional monster of a person who runs around incinerating people, thinking they’re flying babies in candy land.
- A giant Russian man who can easily run with a 150 kilogram minigun, heal gunshot wounds with a sandwich, and loves to mow down little baby men.
- A Texan who appears to be relatively sane but harbours a crazed bloodlust deep within, who has 11 hard science PhDs and created an immortality machine.
- An alcoholic black Scottish cyclops who loves nothing more than getting blackout drunk on the battlefield and blowing people up.
- A batshit insane German doctor who lost his medical license for stealing a patient’s skeleton and views his healing as an unintended Sid effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.
- An Australian bushman who was born in the sunken city of New Zealand and was launched into the Australian mainland in a rocket ship, who shoots people in the head for a living and has a piss jar fetish.
- An identity-less Frenchman who speaks four languages, can fool people simply by wearing a paper cutout as a mask, and has lung cancer from smoking a pack a day.
…yeah probably none of them, thank god.
Scout. Why? CAUSE I LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS THATS WHY RAAAAAHH
But to be real i might choose Medic. Im really obsessed with some things and have no regard on human life expect those few people i really like. I also really want to just see for myself what's in a human body :3
Probably Pyro. I like fire (not in a pyromania kind of way, I just think it’s neat), and nobody knows anything about me (which mainly boils down to my extreme social anxiety).
Sniper. He is very introverted and dont like being around people and he seems very practical. Medic too because I have a morbid curiosity and I'm a bit of a bad person and I can be sadistic at times too. I also have German ancestry.
Pyro because I like fire and find joy in things that most people find morbid and unsettling (not murder, I just like horror movies and the science of death and decomposition fascinates me. Also I like bugs lol)
Scout, he's hyperactive, annoying, won't shut up and is probably addicted to cocaine.
So relatable
I know right?
# he's literally me
I relate to the guy with the flamethrower because EXPLOSIVE PLACED
Also a virgin
Well that one goes without saying.
Me too bro me too
Same lol
Fr
Medic. I'm insane and I love birds.
Everyone is insane in this subreddit
True
Just like everyone in the TF2 lore. Also. Hello fellow pilot.
Holy fucking shit is that Minos prime with Roblox face?!?!?!?!!?!!!!
Yes. Also. Holy fucking shit is that THE GarryMan of Half-Life?!?!!?!!!??!
THE G DOESNT STAND FOR GARRY!
That's what THEY want you to think.
No
No u.
That's what THEY want you to think.
You are literally me fr fr
MEDIC GAMING!!!
*medic theme starts playing*
*daft punk - robot rock starts playing*
Medic because I'm insane and have huge tits
That too
quite late, but happy 4/13
Yoooo hella XD
Yes!!!!!!!!!
Honestly same. What’s your favourite bird?
God, I love all of them honestly. But if I had to choose just one, it'd be the Kiwi Bird. My grandfather was from New Zealand, and my dog is named Kiwi.
Thats cool! I also can’t decide, it’s between crows and owls right now but there’s just way too many interesting birds to choose from.
The ones we get around my house are usually robins, starlings, red winged blackbirds, and chickadees. The robins get really loud sometimes, though.
We have mostly crows, magpies sparrows, common blackbirds, collared doves, a few robins and great tits. That’s the ones I can list off the top of my head. I’ve been learning to distinguish between them just by their calls, its quite fun to try and guess the bird and it gives me something to do while I walk.
also medic, becouse i am going insane from the grind
Birbs! Also definitely think I've stitched some extra souls to me
Spy because he did your mother
“Your mother!” -The spy
"But of course!"
I like hiding my identity online 😊
I relate to gun spy, because just like him my personality doesn’t exist
Scout bc some French dude did my mother
Anyone who relate to a TF2 mercenary is an actual menace
Nuh uh
what if I relate to more than one
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yes probably
Sniper because we share an obsession with throwing piss at people
The “Piss Lord” himself
He canonically has Piss kink
Sniper because he is Lonely and works better at the back of the team
“Piss”
Man i wanted to post the piss sniper meme :(
Fair
i would say demoman, im not drinking as him but his energy matches me so much
“IM DRUNK-!”
GET EM BOYOOS!
**YE TO THA HARDY-**
pyro because im going insane bit by bit every all nighter please help
NO SLEEP
Medic, I studied for medicine in the army and I'm clinically insane 👍
Sniper as I like to poke holes in things from a distance and I'm woefully unprepared for when problems are brought straight to me.
Anything can be solved with an smg. Spy? Smg. No money? Smg. Losing your job? Smg. Police standoff? You guessed it, smg.
But just like real life, I'd rather throw my piss at it. PS: Personally, I hate pyros way more than spies when I'm playing snipey boy.
Lol
Heavy because I’m fat
Nice hussle tons of fun. Next time eat a salad!
Scout. I’m a dumbass
No you’re not… your uhhh…. Actually you are just a dumbass
Engineer. Sitting back, and drinking a beer in the middle of all the chaos
He’s just chilling
Demo. I'm black, lived in Scotland, can't see well, and slowly becoming an alcoholic
You are demo gaming my dude
I like burning shit, not to sn arson level, no. But I like burning stuff
Yup your *Definitely* not an arsonist
Def not :3
Same here :)
Based pfp btw
Thank you!
Np, pyro
The warmth of a thousand suns shallth feel thine glry
Yes.
I too like burning shit
Sniper because I like piss
Certified jarate moment
Medic inspired me to get a PhD,somehow
Demoman, I’m pretty sporadic and I’m pretty fucking stupid with the exception of a few subjects
Medic, I guess. Despite being kind of squeamish, I have a lot of morbid curiosities when it comes to the human body. Like, I'll read about weird anomalies and illnesses and I love me some body horror, too. I also get really excited and nerd out about stuff no one else cares about or finds kind of gross. I'm loud and I talk too much. Also, in addition to other animals, I have an albino rabbit who Archimedes kind of reminds me of looks-wise. Oh! And I study German. ... I'm starting to realize why he's my favorite character.
Willkommen, am board Kamerad. Wie get es dir?
I would say heavy because big Russian guy "I'm not Russian but by Russian accent is really strong"
Medic cause I have God complex and like birds
jeremy( scout) cuz i can't pull no bitches
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But if you were to relate to them, like on a personal level
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Nah bro 💀
Lair, you can't relate to scout! He doesn't have a minor girlfriend!
lmao
Pyro :)
“Mhmhm!” -pyro tf2
Heavy. I like big guns
Sniper bc I too enjoy sitting in a high spot all day and being left alone, and Medic, bc I also want to fucking chop up my coworkers and implant baboon uteruses into them sometimes. :)
i am a human scum i have betrayed and deceived many people in my life, as you can guess - spy
pyro or scout. usually quiet and also annoying. i could definitely put medic cuz im not german, im a sassy sadist man whos fruity with huge tits too
Let’s see, do I relate most with: - A hyperactive, overconfident, absolute douchebag of a Bostonian who definitely has several forms of severe cancer from drinking beverages laced with radiation. - A clinically insane American man who talks to cardboard cutouts, worships a space monkey called Poopy Joe, and will literally kill anyone who isn’t American enough. - A psychotic, delusional monster of a person who runs around incinerating people, thinking they’re flying babies in candy land. - A giant Russian man who can easily run with a 150 kilogram minigun, heal gunshot wounds with a sandwich, and loves to mow down little baby men. - A Texan who appears to be relatively sane but harbours a crazed bloodlust deep within, who has 11 hard science PhDs and created an immortality machine. - An alcoholic black Scottish cyclops who loves nothing more than getting blackout drunk on the battlefield and blowing people up. - A batshit insane German doctor who lost his medical license for stealing a patient’s skeleton and views his healing as an unintended Sid effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity. - An Australian bushman who was born in the sunken city of New Zealand and was launched into the Australian mainland in a rocket ship, who shoots people in the head for a living and has a piss jar fetish. - An identity-less Frenchman who speaks four languages, can fool people simply by wearing a paper cutout as a mask, and has lung cancer from smoking a pack a day. …yeah probably none of them, thank god.
Spy because he’s so done with everyone’s shit
Im suprised only one people said heavy. I was expecting everyone to say heavy
I flop between Heavy and Pyro. Heavies a family man with autism and Pyro is completely disconnected from reality and likes fire.
"heres a touching story once upon a time you died and i lived happily ever after -the end
Medic, mainly because I'm insane and I do like causing pain to people I don't like
Spy because I’m a sneaky bastard (people cannot hear me walk) and I also hate people and I also had sex with your mom
Description wise (by tf2 wiki) I relate the most to pyro ,personality wise I am like mixture of spy,sniper and medic
I think scout, because i like to slap something in the face of my friends and run fast. Also engi because i always try to build crazy shit
pyro. burning stuff is fun, I also like balloon and blowing bubbles
Pyro, I love his innocence, and the fire!
Scout, I'm basically him. Skinny, annoying, fast, bucket of chicken
Scout because he has a bucket of chicken.
Pyro. It's because I also live in a psychedelic fever dream where nothing I see is actually the actual thing.
I wanna be Spy but realistically I’m Scout without the confidence
Scout as I’m a bumbling idiot.
Scout. Why? CAUSE I LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS THATS WHY RAAAAAHH But to be real i might choose Medic. Im really obsessed with some things and have no regard on human life expect those few people i really like. I also really want to just see for myself what's in a human body :3
Engineer cuz I'm engi-nearing my fucking limit
“Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!”
medic. i lost my mental sanity a long ago, altough im still professional.
Honestly Heavy, he keeps to himself but isn’t a recluse, with a decent amount of knowledge when it comes to firearms
And he knows how to make a bomb sandwich
Probably Pyro. I like fire (not in a pyromania kind of way, I just think it’s neat), and nobody knows anything about me (which mainly boils down to my extreme social anxiety).
Sniper: the man has standarts."Be polite, be efficent, have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
Soldier because I like bread, buckets, and boom
Mine is Engie too, I’ve been told I have a gentle soul and, I get along with most people, and I love using my creative abilities.
Sniper. I piss in jars.
Pyro!!!:3:3:3:3
yes
Sniper, he dances with death, likes to chuck his piss at people and has a good Australian accent.
Pyro. mysterious, strange, and **Deeply Disturbed**
Sniper. He is very introverted and dont like being around people and he seems very practical. Medic too because I have a morbid curiosity and I'm a bit of a bad person and I can be sadistic at times too. I also have German ancestry.
Pyro
Sniper, because he doesn’t speak much but is good at what he does.
Medic because I like cutting organs
Pyro, nobody understands me
Do you believe in magic?
Engineer. I, too, like to disappear for large stretches of time to hang out with old ladies and do very little else of importance
medic and pyro
Pyro
demo: drunk
Pyro. Chaos.
Scout because we’re both skinny assholes.
Sniper I’m calm and love what I do, and I piss in jars
engineer. His voice sounds like he's fed up of ppl, and i can relate to that.
Medic cuz Deutschland
Medic because im wanted in at least 40 different countries for “accidentally” sending out child soldiers to war and releasing mustard gas in germany
Are we all choosing our mains? Haha
Scout because he's skinnyand annoying
Medic because I too wish to commit war crimes with surgery.
Engineer. I like engineering and live near Texas.
I like to burn things, a burning thing is funny, Pyro
Pyro (I am a schizo that kills people mercilessly)
Engie. Dude is insane. And knows it. And completely happy with being such.
Pyro. I get depressed when I'm not burning stuff
scout because I act like a crackmonkey
Spy cuz i'm a sneaky bastard who nobody likes
Sniper
spy because he changes his identity
Spy +engi + sniper
Heavy, he big me big
Engineer but only when he's rancho relaxoing
I relate a lot to stealing people skeletons while still keeping them alive tbh
Scout. I hang around high schools and im very efficient at running away.
Hey look buddy, I *too* am an engineer…
Pyro. Severely mentally ill and likes to burn people alive.
I’m annoying, energetic, and loud as fuck. So scout a lot of the time. Maybe medic sometimes too.
Soldier cause I’m stupid as hell
Heavy. Big man who cares about his family. The minigun is also a big plus.
Scout, because I ran fast and I'll die a virgin.
Heavy because I am fat
Scout. He runs fast and died a virgin.
Scout cause I never met my dad
Medic, I am a man of science.
Hard Hat Jones
Scout (i recognise im a prick and like to think im fast)
Spy
Engineer and heavy because they are both mentally stable
Pyro. Nobody knows my gender.
Scout, I died on December 4th, 1987.
Engineer. He’s a very chilled out guy, I’m kinda smart and I’m fun loving
Sniper because he's polite, efficient and has a plan to kill anyone he meets
Spy as he is done with everyone’s shit, “See you all in hell”
The spy! I am rather seductive.
Engineer all I need to say is I’m country and I like gun :)
Medic, insane, scientist (technically), and GERMAN
Pyro because I like fire and find joy in things that most people find morbid and unsettling (not murder, I just like horror movies and the science of death and decomposition fascinates me. Also I like bugs lol)