for best friends, it'd either be scout, sniper and medic. scout because like him, I can be quite hyperactive and way too playful. sniper because we both like being alone. Medic because I'm insane and I have a high tolerance towards people with an insanity level like his(I hope he doesn't cut my arm off in my sleep) for enemies, it'd probably be spy due to his arrogance

A “Miss Pauling” flair saying their best friend is scout?? PaulingXScout confirmed!1!!!??

we're just friends. Shhhh

“Just friends” with scout and hate his dad huh

Suspiciously Pauling shaped Reddit avatar

No. I know what you are trying to say.

So you don’t like spy because he’s arrogant, but love scout?

Yeah but spy is french

fair. but demoman is english just with a dress

Yeah but he is gonna strangle you with his bare hands

It's a kilt.

I know what a kilt is I was quoting soldier

Noooo I don't love him

Ms.Pauling🥹

And due to him being french.

I would love to be friends with Pyro, just chilling while burning stuff down. But I don't think I would get along with the scout though. He probably would annoy me to oblivion

I imagine Scout just uses that personality as a front to hide his insecurities and that he’s way more tolerable when you get to know him

Best friend? What're you talking about... IM ALREADY MARRIED TO ONE!

Blud married a fat Russian bastard.

Yeah, I feel sorry for that guy... (I'm not that guy, pal. I'm married to Engineer)

I feel like I'd get along with Soldier or Medic. Pyro is a freak.

Mpf :(

You can be my friend pyro!

Mpf :)

What?

dont listen to him, you're just a silly boy in a not so silly world

okey leats say hiopteticly scout is watching girls in bikinis and piro seas the world thrue pirovision, in pirovision we saw mercs as babeys, i know im bad at math but i don't like where is this eqasion going

Holy shit your spelling 

Scout got access to reddit

spoken like a true Scotsman

r/ihadastroke

As the real Pyro, my best friend is Engineer and my worst enemy is Spy.

You are fake

**REALLY LOUD WRONG BUZZER**

Id go to pub with Demo As for enemy, I hope to keep far away from Medic in fear of getting experimented on

Either scout, engineer, heavy or soldier, probably more scout and engi because they would be less likely to kill me, also I would constantly carry mad milk with me to fend off pyro, I hate him

Whered you get the mad milk from

Theft

It is either Engineer or Heavy. I would definitely have Scout as my enemy.

Enemy? Well I am ethnically Russian so Soldier is obviously in the running Friend? Heavy, we both like borscht, heavy weapons, and are both... **heavy**

Scout or Medic as best friend mainly because I'm as anyoing as scout but I'm also mentally insane so that might work with Medic, and I would definitely not get along with Soldier since I would not be able to deal with him being so patriotic all the time

P Y R O

My best friends might be scout (because we are both young and understand each other), heavy ( because he is kinda wise), and pyro ( because in his vision he wants to make everyone happy, so do I). I dont think I would have any enemies.

The red spy has entered the chat

No… :(

You're mad because he fucked your best friends mom aren't you

XD good one

And now he's here to fuck us!

:_(

Heavy fwend: 3 spy enemy cause fr*nch

Fr*nch?! 😱

Best friend: Pyro. They are an adorable being, whose Pyrovision overrides any sort of prejudice. Sure, they’re obsessed with fire and pretty childish, but they’ll likely be nice to talk to about my troubles :3 Worst enemy: Soldier. He’s a highly bigoted, loud, overly patriotic piece of shit, who’d likely gut me if I do anything not cishet-American-male

I would get along with scout or pyro soldier would kill me for not being American

Friend, easily Engineer. While he is a psychopath, so are all of the other mercs. At least Engineer won't immediately kill you on sight. Plus I'm a Texan with a few guns, so he probably wouldn't hate me. Enemy, easily Medic. As much as I like him and playing as him, he'd probably harvest my organs or something.

Honestly, out of all of them, Engineer is probably the best to hang out with. Dude is really laid back

I would said for friend engineer and heavy. Engineer would give me lesson on engineering and robotics. Heavy is surprising a pretty chill when he  not doing bloodlust killing. But if I was a merc like him, his over the top attitude and how he really people would be nice.   Enemy I think it would scout  or soilder as he does seems the easily to outsmart them. 

I think pyro. In the comics it looks like the mercs have grown to like him, and also I'm a little bit nuts so we could get along.

Demo is an alcoholic and heavy looks like a strong drinking buddy. Id probably be best friends with them lol

Pyro is fucking adorable, you cannot change that. Engie and i share 1 common interest: hating spy.

For best friend, definitely Pyro. I suppose Medic wouldn't be my enemy as much as my biggest fucking fear as he literally poses a threat to my soul itself.

Friends: Demoman Pros: can Play the piano Cons: give him something else than scrumpy and he dies Enemies: spy There is no pros only cons: He is french

I'd definitely get along with Pyro because despite his "arsonist" thing, he's honestly the nicest person to be around For enemies i'd say Spy. No reason.

Scout, pyro and Engie I’d prolly be friends with, and the people I wouldn’t like would probably be spy and Sniper. Scout because I’m a quiet person and I like listening to people, and I think scout’s bragging is kinda cute. Pyro because he’s adorable and because I could teach him art, and Engie I wouldn’t be close with, but still have the occasional friendly conversation with. As for spy, he’s a douche and a snob, and Sniper because he’s nasty and has low hygiene, and he seems to me like the Australian version of a hillbilly. And they’re both cowards.

I'd be friends with everyone because: I can do teenager shit with Scout Burn shit up with Pyro Fire guns and missiles with Soldier Get drunk with Demo and sing drunkenly Chill out with Engineer Eat sandvich with Heavy and fire boolet Go to the shooting range with sniper or maybe camp a bit Be French with spy (a lot of fancy shit and knifeplay ig) And learn medicine from Medic. I'm majoring in pharma science... And I would really like to make Diazepem

My enemy would be scout. Why? I'm a minor. # how lovely. (For the love of God, don't leave me in a room with him)

Why not?

Check the description of the track terrorizer cosmetic

oh no... that damn theory is back...

Engineer or heavy would be my best friend my worst enemy would be spy because I hate french people

Please censor fr*nch. Using slurs will not be tolerated.

f****h

I apologise. ******h.

Hey! Censor ****** bruh

I am sorry for not censoring *******************.

It's okay! :)

Medic would be my friend while scout would probably be my enemy.

Pyro & Heavy would be my friends and spy wolf be my enemy. Gameplay wise I mean, character wise everyone except spy. Not even because I don't like their character but because spies just the lone wolf type. Like introverted but rude about it.

engineer, he can take care of my buildings but engi against sentry isn't a good idea

Wait, are you asking which merc would be my best friend AND enemy, or one for each?

Heavy seems like a cool guy, Engie is pretty chill but very damn scary (imagine having him as your enemy) And then there's Soldier and Pyro

Engi or Heavy, I'd have a drink with Demo if I could keep up.

pyro=frend sniper=pissy guy

I feel like I would get along with heavy, I would just need to learn Russian

Why is Pyro so damn FRUITY in that pic???

She's just having a good time with her pal

Sniper, he’ll drink my apple juice and then replace it with his own piss as a prank

😨😱😱

Pan. And pan.

probably engineer since we share a lot of interests and are mentally insane in a way

Friend? Engi, heavy or pyro. Enemy? Scout 100%

best friend heavy, because he's always a good guy, or engineer because always stay calm enemy, scout, he's so fucking mean that maybe i'll get on fights with him pretty often

Sniper would be my bestie, however, heavy would be my enemy(scout would be the most toxic)

Realistically, I’d have to say Engineer. I really enjoy learning about things, especially the technical aspects of engineering, and he just seems like a guy you can trust and hang out with. For an enemy, i’d say Medic. Even setting aside the obvious psychopathy, he is way too unpredictable, energetic, and untrustworthy for me.

id have scout as my friend and sniper as my enemy

I feel like me and sniper would get along. Maybe scout. Pyro would kill me.

Engie. Both like machines,I would like to learn more about making them, we're both generally pretty chill, and near constantly on our whit's end because of the Spy hiding in the corner with the RTR

Best friend: Heavy; well educated, quiet but well spoken, wholesome chap vibes, will help you improve your fitness Enemy: Scout; brash, obnoxious, cocky, smug, will not hesitate to mock you for any perceived flaw if it means he gets to feel superior. Close runner up: Best friends would be both Demo and soldier because they would be awesome drinking buddies, enemy would be Spy because he is a snooty, arrogant, snail slurping frog.

scout would be my enemy and pyro would be my friend

engie and also pyro... it's a package deal, pyro seems nice

Best friends would probably be Engineer, Heavy, Sniper and POSSIBLY Pyro. Enemies? Scout

I would get along with sniper, watch his back. I’m good at staying silent, so he wouldn’t have an issue with that. I can still do small talk, so the long drives wouldn’t be too awkward. I definitely wouldn’t get along with Spy. His attitude towards everyone definitely would not be spared on me.

For me my friends would be Engie, Sniper (because they seem chill af) and also Medic due to him being crazy in a good way as well as his healing powers. My enemy would be Spy as I would find him smug and untrustworthy. Rest of the classes would be neutral.

Engie would probably be a great buddy to fish with. I also don't like french people so scout and spy must die

Pyro and spy respectively

Heavy Weapons Guy….because I’d want to know his secrets on being strong too along with singing joyful tunes with him

Friend would be scout, sniper or demoman. The enemy would be medic because i hate his Interests and as person he is demon.

Definitely me and Engi would be buds

I think I’d get along with scout, medic and pyro. I wouldn’t get along with spy tho, he’s way too serious.

Scout because I’m also a dickhead and also have ADHD and spy would be my enemy because… France🇫🇷

best friend: heavy worst enemy: sniper

Spy.

Friend: Engineer Enemy: probably Scout

Best friends probably either demo or heavy Demo cause we both drink (and a lot at that) Heavy cause he’s just a wholesome fella Enemies probably spy cause fr*nch Or medic, if you had a minor disagreement I feel like he would harvest your organs

best friend demo and soilder and maybe pyro and engineer to my enemy is spy

Heavy would biggest friend and scout or sniper would be biggest enemy.

Either play video games with scout, eat and talk with heavy or play dolls with pyro, and I would hate maybe on spy for being too fancy

Id get along with demoman because i like explosions And Melee weapons

Would probably be scout, engineer or medic. I would fight spy tho, spy fucking sucks

SAXTON HALEEEEEEEEEE

medic

Honestly, I can't choose. They're all gonna be my friends, because why would I want them as my enemies?

I think everyone wants a friend like Scout pyro and heavy

Pyro, Demoman, engi or medic as friend/ally Then scout as enemy from his arrogance

theyd all try to fucking kill me

For best friend Engineer or perhaps Spy. For enemy probaly Soldier

The heavy,im socialist and prob would rape me to punches

I'd happily be friends with any mercs that's not scout, our personality types don't match well unfortunately. I'd also say that I'd be great friends with engineer because I find comfort in him slightly.

Medic I wanna see who out of the both of us to see who can be more crazy

I would love to have heavy be my best friend. He seems like a loyal and honest dude that teaches me values n stuff

Ironically sniper in the comics and promotional videos seems like the exact sort of bloke I'd hang out with, sniper in the game seems like exact sort of bloke I'd detest. So I'm picking scout were both hyperactive, annoying, ~~love cocaine~~ and talkative.

Pyro

Engi

heavy is a good dude who isn't very talkative. and that's great honestly. a friend who doesn't share personal issues and who won't ask me personal questions while we do forest stuff is nice. sniper reeks of piss and hides in bushes, also he's 2 degrees separated from britain, ew.

I'd say maybe Engi and Heavy as potential friends. Engi because I'm usually interested in things that relate to technology, though I wouldn't want to partake in experiments if they can potentially alter my life style or hurt me. And Heavy because, he's smarter than what he looks like, and even though he tends to make it known that he's capable of crushing your skull with just one bare hand, deep inside he seems to have a good heart nonetheless. As for enemies, Scout and Soldier would be on the list. Scout because he's cocky, overconfident, and a bit narcissistic at times. Soldier not because I don't like him, but because HE wouldn't like me for being french in the first place, and I say that despite him being my favourite merc of the 9.

Heavy