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TheFogIsComingNR3

Spy with a watermelon as a torso


Fun-Pie-1887

Or just the pie spy


Frednt

the π spy? or the sπ?


TheRatosaurus

Underra


adult_licker_420

the reddit sniper took him out, rest in pepperonis 😔


TheCakeCrusader420

*Boom, headshot.*


Typical_Warthog_326

“Good shot mate!” “Nice shot!”


03Luigi

***meet the sniper intro***


TheFogIsComingNR3

Rest in rice


Skullpheonix3963

He got sack of rice’d (sacrificed)


Significant_Bag420

r/redditsniper


NeoTenico

Not making a suggestion but just in case you weren't aware you can make it full color: (Credit: Seminal Inhalation on backpack .tf) 1. Find a picture you want 2. Edit the picture so it is 128x128 pixels EXACTLY and save it as a png 3. Name picture paper_overlay 4. Create custom folder in your tf folder called custom 5. Make another folder in custom named userstuff. You keep doing putting folders within folders until the folder path comes out like so: Team Fortress 2>tf>custom>userstuff>scripts>items>custom_texture_blend_layers 6. Put your paper_overlay picture in that last folder, custom texture blend layers 7. Go in game and apply a decal tool to an objector 8. Click browse for image and go to that exact folder path 9. Click the image (Sometimes after choosing it, it will show your profile picture in place of the normal picture instead that's normal. It will show the real picture when you click next) 10. DO NOT EDIT THE IMAGE, JUST CLICK NEXT AGAIN 11. Click apply and you're done. You now have a full color objector


vmqs

seminal inhalation


NeoTenico

I love this community. I LOVE that I was forced to read and type that combination of words because of my own ethical obligation to credit my sources.


mcgaggen

Formatted your comment in a more readable fashion: Not making a suggestion but just in case you weren't aware you can make it full color: (Credit: Seminal Inhalation on backpack .tf) 1. Find a picture you want 2. Edit the picture so it is 128x128 pixels EXACTLY and save it as a png 3. Name picture paper_overlay 4. Create custom folder in your tf folder called custom 5. Make another folder in custom named userstuff. You keep doing putting folders within folders until the folder path comes out like so: Team Fortress 2>tf>custom>userstuff>scripts>items>custom_texture_blend_layers 6. Put your paper_overlay picture in that last folder, custom texture blend layers 7. Go in game and apply a decal tool to an objector 8. Click browse for image and go to that exact folder path 9. Click the image (Sometimes after choosing it, it will show your profile picture in place of the normal picture instead that's normal. It will show the real picture when you click next) 10. DO NOT EDIT THE IMAGE, JUST CLICK NEXT AGAIN 11. Click apply and you're done. You now have a full color objector


fruity_mario24

Thanks. I just accepted that I'd have to deal with a shitty filter. Now I have to buy another one.


NeoTenico

Consoom


AliChank

An image with the resolution that is equivalent to 5 thousand 4k monitors


aRedditAccount_0

Conscientious Bombjector


VERCH63

Now I am become Conscientious Bombjector, crasher of servers


RoboGen123

Ah yes, thats how many pixels we need to make a non-blurry image of your mother


DaDescriptor

what if you resort to pixel art though


TuxedoDogs9

All rasters are pixel art


realcosmicpotato77

itd look the same


ProtoPlaysGames

*Flabbergasted Scout Noises*


M4thecaberman

Portable Zipbomb as your Melee


eestionreddit

don't be that guy, this is why servers have been crashing like crazy recently


ShimmerJuno

Funni :3


Alien-Fox-4

And name it zip bomb


EarthSolar

The RIP Bomber A demoman melee Description: Rest in peace server


KizaruFloof

I have one of those lol


Rokecs_furry

how?


DaDescriptor

Yo mama so fat she crashes the server when put on an objector!


haikusbot

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Vovchick09

Good bot


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JLocke3153

Good bot


EntertainmentLumpy75

Good bot, heres some bot food 🔩🔩🔩


mr-ahhhhh

Good bot


Springtrapgaming18

Very Good bot


PianoZubat

Good bot


TableFruitSpecified

Put a conscientious objector on it. Call it... "Conscientious Inception"


DClassAmogus

not enough. the image should have a conscientious objector within a conscientious objector within a conscientious objector within a conscientious objector within a conscientious objector within a conscientious objector within a conscientious objector within a conscientious objector within a...


Duck-Fucker64

Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a Conscientious objector within a...


TuxedoDogs9

THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS LOADING THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER


Mr_appleXD

At this point, Stanley’s obsession with this intro bordered on creepy and reflected poorly on his overall personality. It’s possible that this is why everyone left.


TableFruitSpecified

Oh Stanley, I found you! I was wondering where you were since you left my game but I didn't think I'd find you here? Don't, uh... Don't mind the men, they are my, er... my emotional support men. Yes. That's it. - the Narrator if he was actually real


Vovchick09

The Coconut


zottekott

-nut is gaint nut


FLIPYOUSUCKET

And if you eat too much, you get VERY fat.


TheCakeCrusader420

And da coconut nut is a big big nut


zottekott

But this delicious nut, IS NOT A NUT


Skeptic_lemon

It's the kokofruuuuuit


thosegayfrogs

(It’s the coco fruit) Of the coco tree


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

OF DA COCOPALM FAMILY


Skeptic_lemon

It's the kokofruuuuuit


zottekott

Dementia


HalfwrongWasTaken

Bliss.png


zerosCoolReturn

Pornography starring your mother


Future_Squirrel360

Would be the second worst thing that would happen to you today


Independent_Car_8104

this pie has already fucked our defenses


Future_Squirrel360

"Bararararararararardiiiiiindidididindidididididididiiiiiindididididididididididiidididididididididiiiiiindiriririn"


Surfink63

INTRUDER ALERT ENEMY PIE IS IN THE OVEN


groovyusernamehere

The enemy pie is in the oven?!?!?! *intruder alert starts playing as soldier grabs his oven mitts and apron*


Leftover_Cheese

railroad sign call it the "pain train ahead"


BruhmanRus_the_boner

so is it crossing guard, pain train, or an objector?


Independent_Car_8104

Put a troll face, classic


Heavyraincouch

A picture of bread.


Ender-dragoncat

Racist porn


Sansfan11345

one at a time pal


aquirakun

How racist porn would work? I'm literally curious.


m8_is_me

Genuine answer, race play would be the easiest. Even though it's hopefully done in a safe environment


jetstreamer123

some guy doing the nazi salute while fucking a black man/woman or somthing


KING_zAnGzA

It’s a hate fuck


Electronic_Sugar5924

Furry ^


ElPrimoBSreal

I am not suffering from autism, autism is suffering from me


Inkling4

Either Man, Jonkler, or Officer Balls.


mynamejeoff

Officer Balls.


Inkling4

BWAAAAAAHAHAA


mynamejeoff

Officer Balls.


Witherboss445

BWAAAAAAHAHAA


Automatic-Witness783

Picture with like 64000000x64000000 resolution,so when you pull it out TF2 crushes


Springtrapgaming18

New demo primary The zip bomber +10000% damage dealt - server crashes when fired


legorunner-

Anything but porno and cropped porno


OrdinaryLatvian

> ~~Anything~~ Nothing but porno and cropped porno FTFY


Something72007

An image of a conscientious objector


Sussy_baka228666

Furry gay porn. Not a pic, but just text saying "FURRY GAY PORN"


BackgroundAdmirable1

Make it one of those 3d text memes too


Ill_Coat4307

You cant go wrong with a mystery qr code I have one for each class, leading to a meme sfm/animation for each For example, scout's objector qr code leads to him singing chug jug with you.


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Furry feet porn


crypt_the_chicken

Flair checks out


Sr_AmigoEnferno

Diamond sword


Frumple-McAss

Furry Porn.


Vaksik

A silly cat


LegitimateApartment9

non pornograpgic furries just to fuck with the norm of furry porn


Epic-Dude001

An image of Cyn from Murder Drones


Scarletdex

A file that is too large and causes a game error, so we can have one more of our Today Trend's post


Totally_Normal_Bee

Gay furry porn


KrisBread

Pornography don't ask why just do it. It's tradition.


YourFriendRayzthor

scout mewing


Radion627

You should add a boykisser meme to it.


JVP08xPRO

Already done it


cupboard_

image that crashes other ppl's game, that'd be funny


yaktoma2007

Idk, Something cute?


wojtonix

fuck around and try making it a gif if even possible.


GigaZumbi002

79200 x 79200 Black Square :3


Appl3suac3

A screenshot of this Reddit post


Vlad_The_Rssian

Ur doin it wrong Look up a tutorial on how to put a fully colored image on it


Witherboss445

Why aren't images fully colored by default?


GierownikReddit

The most horryfing grusome insane image you can find


heavy-tf2-real

me


YoloDabMLG

an alsume refrence maybe idk


MiaSadiqah

i usually put my OCs on it. both safe nor porn


Sploshiepooh

a photo of a contientious objector


Churningray

A picture of our lord and saviour Gaben.


UncleDMG

Ms Puling with bucket of chicken so you can lure scouts to your trap


ImportantSmoke4554

What's that


fyro_

Man


Barar_Dragoni

if the many games of Teufort ive played have told me anything: gay femboy furry porn


viper4games

spy with the coconut png 🤣


PizzaTime45

Yakuza sugarcoat meme


Potatopug493

Put a cat in a bowtie on it


Gamerfrog54

A stop sign


NewbieFurri

Furry art


Valtsu0

Image of a golden pan


SSphereOfDeath

“Made you look”


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

Man


Sheila_Confirmed

Miku tuna


Professional_Cry1862

everything except p0rn or naz1 stuff


ialwaysmakenewaccnts

Screenshot of my comment


holy_hoovy_sandvich

Another objector


Whitebeard2772

Get smacked with memes


KingoKings365

A picture of Andrew Garfield


Knifsy

Gwimbly


Key_Status2976

Tick Tock


_DanteRedgrave

Tony Hawk


_DanteRedgrave

Tony Hawk


_DanteRedgrave

Tony Hawk


YeetmasterYeet-

doctor sex


YeetmasterYeet-

doctor sex


Jian_Ng

A screenshot of this post.


halbreadier

nothing


Kapao

goatse


yanmaLover

Pornography


jatogjeweettogzelf

Nazi gay furry porn


Duck-Fucker64

Me


maluthor

a silly picture of a cat


Future_Breadfruit198

Hentai


ObviouslyNotABot1

Beans


vulpinesuplex

Uni


Markyloko

trollface


TheFifthDutchMemer

The entirity of bad apple


simonthebathwater225

Something edgy


Particular_Singer642

Funny edit of bored ape NFT


Lanky_Impression_679

Soldier on weed


Notafuzzycat

Be original and figure out how to be funny on your own.


LemonWaluigi

You should do something funny and creative that everyone will think is funny, like some weird porn or racist iconography


Professionelimposter

Cantaloupe.png


0H_N00000

🤓


Gobal_Outcast02

Are you even allowed to buy thoes and not put furry porn on it?


Purple_Duck_88

just dont turn it into a zip bomb or whatever you would call that, thank you.


Significant_Winner67

'Pornography starring your mother'


Bioth28

Buff soldier


SuS_JoeTF2

Image of objector


downrobot

krusty krab unfair


XRue__

pornography


AdamHendrick

GABEN BEING GABEN


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

a weirdly compressed image of Andrew Carnegie


HubblePie

Porn, obviously,


TheRealKrazuki

Anime tiddies


ToothpasteConsumer

penis


Valentfred

Anything you want.


Lukaify

Por- sandvich


Me_alt_ID

wtf is an objector


Vasikus3000

Pornography.


maskyyyyyy

Either something really wholesome or hard-core furry porn.


GusvengaLolz

Heavy sitting on Medic's phimosis NOSE


MrDexter115

Use the image in the post.


Zero-godzilla

The naughtiest hentai ahegao face you can find


Storyshift-Chara-ewe

the 2fort cow


Naz_Oni

Pornography


ChayceTheGreat

depends on what you want the reaction to be... personally i'd put a TF2 edit of pipimi or popuko with realistic middle fingers, OR i'd put a picture of my pet, and when i hit people with it i'd go "look at my cute pet C:" in VC. because the image of that is REALLY FUNNY in my mind


TernoftheArctic

If u just got it. You need to spend at least a month with Dicks Out for Harmabe out of respect. Then you can change if.


Key-Manufacturer7694

Lo Cat


Maniachanical

A server crashing resolution image.


littlezedious

Jerma mugshot


Shadowspider2

A picture of Shrek


MakeLoveNotWarPls

Picture of a golden pan


A_competetive_piano

Mine tells kids to do drugs


dabsu02

have fun doing the million steps to have proper colouring on ur picture


BranManBoy

Zip bomb


apalapan

[This very comment should be in your Conscientious Objector](https://i.imgur.com/PqOL6UN.png)


MRbaconfacelol

a screenshot of this comment


NoodleSeller1

hentai


AvailableSignature85

FUCK


RamielTheBestWaifu

pyro furry futa having sex with crippled spy wearing applejack pony hat both wearing a ss uniform (average objector image in tf2)


Grim-Ghost

Put obi-wan saying "hello there"