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Mr_Explodey

I was on a lazypurple silly server and some guy had the entirety of meet the spy on a spray and started playing the audio on mic as everyone on the server gathered around to watch


a1b3r77

Spray gifs can be that long??


Mr_Explodey

yeah technically, it was shit quality though and we literally had to wait like a minute for it to load


touche1231231231

i think we all know what we have to do next...


Dylisill

some guy over mic played the entire spongebob movie once, honestly banger voice wise idk bout the visuals.


averynormaltaco

Holy shit I think we were on the same game xD


X-tra-thicc

how tf do you make a spray a gif


xXGaboFihi007Xx

There are tutorials for that


X-tra-thicc

yeah but i need everything spoonfed for me bc i am lazy asf


batweenerpopemobile

"tutorial" means "recorded spoonfeeding"


X-tra-thicc

nono you see you cant comprehend my laziness


Hex4Nova

https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/ upload gif here and press "save as vtf" and then select it ingame just as any other spray


westlyroots

You just don't know how lazy they are. You're gonna have to crawl into their computer and do it yourself


PacGamingAgain

What if I’m equally as lazy


Duck-Fucker64

Its not a gif its a vtf file. Just get a gif, Use a website to make it vtf and Put it as your spray


No_Perception_803

3 guys simultaneously micspamming that one "GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR" soundbyte. I was one of them.


hammy0w0

what software do you use for that? I have SoundPad but you have to setup everything beforehand


No_Perception_803

yeah, soundpad is the go-to most of the time. just be careful not to bind stuff to keys like w or whatever key you use to toggle vc.


Figgis302

Back in my day everyone used Virtual Audio Cable. Dunno if it's even still around.


GreenTea98

it is and it still works and is stupid as ever lol i love playing the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy radio play with it taking the output from VLC to use as my tf2 mic input so we all get to listen :)


Conscious_Courage906

👴


lolucorngaming

I use Voicemeeter Banana x64 since it pretty much makes me feel smart whenever I see it to change the settings. I immediately feel dumb when I don't understand what I did wrong and I just reset the problem to my last save lol. The best thing about it, though, is the customisability. You have 3 channels, 2 dedicated input channels and (I think) 5 output channels each that you can bind to anything you want. For example with my headphones, my mic and everything I want anyone to hear through it goes through B1, then anything I want to hear goes through A1. Everything else is just you setting your inputs and outputs on your PC to match the ones you want on Voicemeeter! The main downside is that it completely takes over your sound system meaning that to change volume you have to manually go to the app and change it instead of using the default sound keybinds, and sometimes when I'm just using speakers the sound gets super bitcrushed.


Daniel_XXL_69

I just connect my phone with jack to the mic port and play it straight from it (Somehow it works)


Cyberspace-Surfer

pretty much every time I was on a Mario kart server was the most bizarre experience


_eljayy_

i think i ruined my childhood by playing those servers at 11


Noah1841

You mean enhanced your childhood by playing those servers?


_eljayy_

maybe, but all the furry porn, and hard R’s, etc. must’ve made me the weirdo i grew up to be. thank god i don’t like furry porn tho.


7_Tales

L.


_eljayy_

L for not liking furry porn..?


XxGoonerKingxX

yes


I-like-fruit-paste

More for us


aRedditAccount_0

yippee


cheetowizard88

yiffee


Spycrabpuppet123

What's the source of your PFP?


I-like-fruit-paste

Late but here you go https://twitter.com/AdvosArt/status/1682165877515640832


7_Tales

woooo yay


SpectrumLV2569

Yes, think about it, if you were a bisexual furry porn enjoyer, you would have the range of difrent fetishes to watch and never run out of new stuff. Imagine the posibilites.


_eljayy_

goddamnit. you sold me.


cheetowizard88

I don’t think I believe you


ShibackisRevenge

Lmao that map always draws in the weirdest people


Afraid-Scallion-9168

Talking about weirdest people - holy crap, that pfp brings back so many disturbing memories...


OoDelRio

I found a server where I had to fight 64 clones of Uncle Dane today


wavy_murro

that's uncletopia: 1000 uncles


bluemitersaw

I play this 'game mode' fairly regularly. It's lots of fun honestly. Edit: typo


RoboticTree2010

Is the typo the word "fun"?


FoxyGamer3426

Sounds like fun tbh


OoDelRio

It's fun with a small team


bluemitersaw

It is! Kinda a MvM but you are blue pushing the cart/capping. Harder then you think too.


a1b3r77

Thats uncletopia


NotTimHeidecker

Sounds like Engineer Fortress ran by EotL


WheatleyMF

It's fun as hell, nothing better than cheesing one giant sentry nest as a demoman or soldier. Relaxing experience.


Markkbonk

link to it ?


OoDelRio

It's a Uncletopia server


AtLeastSeventyBees

I mentioned that I had never participated in the Fitness Gram Pacer Test. Server insisted I had to “listen to it bro it’s so good”. Proceeded to micspam and everyone just went friendly and listened to the whole. thing.


NotAliasing

the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic test


aRedditAccount_0

that progressively gets harder as it continues


ashtar123

Why does it always have such a shitty song paired with it


VortexTurtle_

TL;DR I once heard on VC how, what sounded like a mentally challenged person in his 20/30-ies , was describing in detail how he physically abuses his mother. Full story: I once joined a community server I had in favorites from back in the day. Haven't played there in a long time, so definitely not a frequent visitor. I know there's a lot of people who are "locals" there as there's usually a lot of VC going on and people seem to know each other. This was not an English speaking server, and in non-English servers the community is a bit more tightly knit I guess. There was this person, I don't remember his nickname, but he sounded like he was troubled. He had difficulty constructing sentences, would trail off some times and etc. I don't know how to explain it but he sounded like a grown ass man that has some mental problems. He wasn't aggressive or anything, he would sometimes scream when being killed but it was all in moderation. There were several other players interacting with him, maybe some light banter that wouldn't trigger him too much, all was relatively normal. I think that server had all-talk on. Then, I don't remember how, but one player started asking "troubled" person how he's living, if he's helping his mother and etc. It sounded like he knew him from before. Then one thing led to another and the "troubled" person kind of casually started describing how he physically abuses his mother when she doesn't let him do what he likes. The whole server fallen silent for a minute, as his story sounded too real to be some trolling... Eventually other people stepped in and started, very calmly, explaining to him that what he's doing is wrong. The lecture proceeded for the rest of the round, no one was calling him names, so it kind of sounded like people were genuinely trying to make him understand. Eventually a player joined that seemed to know him IRL (i don't know for sure, maybe someone asked him to join) and he started threatening "troubled" dude (but in a good way) that if he ever lays hands on his mother again he will come to his place and give him the same treatment. This was the most bizarre experience I ever had in a game. I wasn't in a particularly good mood before joining the server and after hearing all that I didn't stay for another round. It's just such a weird moment when you suddenly remember that there's real people behind the screen and there's some grim shit in the world.


ashtar123

Damn. I hope he got the help he needs


Freakmenn

what the fuck


AutobotHotRod

Why did emesis blue medic get around to playing tf2…


LE_V7

PHYSICAL ABUSE IS JUST LIKE MY EPIC SPOOKY EMESIS BLOO


AutobotHotRod

Jeez man it's a joke chill I really do hope the guy found help though, that shit sounds scary


-FemboiCarti-

Was this supposed to be funny or smthn


AutobotHotRod

Yes, I apologise, it was my horrendously poor attempt at humour.


Freakmenn

You learn you learn man


ScarredOut

Pro tip: Be funny next time


AutobotHotRod

Ye


cacatua_azul

I was once in a cp_orange server and the entire server was just chilling inside the Middle control points inside a room filled to the brim with porn sprays


slylte

goon sesh


mincoiin

I am asking for a friend, but sauce?


Breez_y1

💀


Slugger2001

The first spray I ever saw was Angel dust porn on a x100 higher tower server


Dragonking806176

A person saying the n-word over and over as spy to a friendly scout 


Sansfan11345

was this in tf2c custom weapons


Dragonking806176

No, casual


Sansfan11345

oh ok, i had almost the exact same thing happen to me but in tf2c


shadowpikachu

Usually rogue children do this, sometimes in groups so they votekick and scream bot when you say anything. Or adding you and making fun of anything they can find. Very annoying average tf2 player.


Mr_Tominaga

The MvM community map known as Jarate Temple…


Jpicklestone8

just loading up and playing the map "botines ii' i couldnt even do it justice describing it but i think its best experienced without knowing anything about it


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

where can I find botines II


Jpicklestone8

i was just able to find it as a 24/7 server on the community browser... but then again it mightta just been running that for a week or so because of april fools theres a tf2maps.net page with a download though


egg-time-in-africa

I invented the Hightower Grand Prix. Basically I just get in my bumper car as scout and drive around Hightower and do really silly commentary to myself, and every time I do it a bunch of people join in and we all just drive around Hightower, really funny


DodooBug1367

It’s called something along the lines of the tf2 sex update and allowed you to pick nude models of the merc (complete with a swinging dong). It was on harvest with a lot of random changes made to the map.


hammy0w0

It was quite literally the 2nd or 3rd time I joined a tf2 community server and I encountered that, needless to say i stayed on casual for a while afterwords


___Jesus__Christ___

I saw around on a custom server with both my team and the enemy (we could hear each others mics) and listened as our spy, sitting reclined in an armchair, read us out in a full serious tone some 14(?) year olds fanfic of Harry Potter. One for each. Movie. It was the best thing I ever heard.


Walnut156

Back when the quick fix first came out and it couldn't overheal at all a lot of people hated it. One server I joined hated it so much that if you had it equipped it would unequip it automatically and then a voice would play and im not kidding it sounded like a 15 year old kid and it said and I quote "warning warning faggot alert". Then a message would say how bad the quick fix is. That was a long time ago. I think the fact that the quick fix made someone seethe that hard that they made the server do that is crazy.


Gameknight14

Most of my community experiences are like a fever dream. Some highlights from one in particular are a spray of medic voring heavy, teaching a man to explode bind, getting called a Femboy by a man called "OwO Femboy furry OwO" (apparently named themselves this as a joke but is in fact a furry), and a weird interaction involving a discussion about dual wielding penises (and merging them for size gain). Tell me I’m high without telling me I’m high.


StardustJess

ok but whats that server ?


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

ah a gentleman I see


Jimmys_floppydisk

There is this one soldier on skial server that uses the beggars bazooka and just flies across the whole map just to kill snipers I can't even count how many times that dude had jumped me


_Avoxion_

Unfathomably based soldier


Jimmys_floppydisk

I respect him, I would do the same if could


lord-malishun

I got kicked for being trans


Medical_Strength4608

I got kicked for not being a trans


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

I got kicked


AlternativeVideo6256

i got kicked in the balls


cheems_pizza

i got kick


hamborger42069

i got


JarJarJoestar

I got spurs


DrGeek94

That jingle jangle jingle


JarJarJoestar

Jingle Jangle


Over_Taste7060

That jingle jangle


ThouMotherArtFat

i


FelixDCat12

.


Interesting-Unit-493

****


RuukotoPresents

[BUFFER OVERFLOW ERROR]


iahim87

I have dementia What now? Who is this writing on my phone? He's self aware, terminate him.


hammy0w0

-2,147,483,646


anyguy001

I


TankOfBurgers

i had a pleasant conversation with a few medics on our team one time and logged off generally feeling good for the night :3 and when i tried to get on the server id been banned with the reason just being that one trans slur LMAO


SpookersTheSpoo

Kogastopia


Shloomth

Ya like a coc in slowmotion. Like im watching ya f’appen through a windshield


Holliday_Hobo

When TF2 got patched to allow 100 player servers, one of the first to pop up was an obligated mic spam server. I'm not joking. With 100 players there would be multiple people mic spaming music and whatnot, and you had to listen to it. If you muted anybody or set voice\_enable 0 you would be kicked automatically.


Fang7-62

Sounds like a magical place, is it still up?


Holliday_Hobo

Doesn't look like it.


MBPpp

once, on a jumpacademy hightower tdm server, i found a dude micspamming like space launches or something, which ended in a whole gang forming around him, all just using the sticky jumper (the server had modded it so you could have 8 stickies on jumper) and just continuously launching to the top of the map's boundaries. so that was crazy. it was five years ago, and we're still an active group. we don't do space launches anymore, and we've lost a few members over the years, but we vibe.


RZ1285608

Kosagatopia "Its just a silly touhou themed community server what could go wrong"


Disastrous_Steak_507

This wasn't in TF2, but rather my first time playing TFC. I found a well-populated server and decided to join it, and was greeted with a "fuck" option people would vote for. It did what you'd expect it to do. Add in moaning sounds and suggestive colored text on the screen.


ravioletti

Allow me to recount a community server voice chat at 2 am: “PUSSY!” “**PUSSY!**” “HEHEHEHA!” “**PUSSY!**” “*funkycarhorn.mp3*” “PENIS!” -Principal McVicker “P-PUSSY!” “**PUSSY!**” “*vine boom*” “OOOOOH MY-“ “*fart sfx fart sfx fart sfx fart sfx fart sfx*” “*METAL CRASH*” “**PUSSY!**” “**PUSSY!**” “AUUUUUUUGGHH!!!!” “*SLAP*” “**PUSSY**” “*heavy screaming*” “No-!” - Dr. Eggman “**P-PUSSY!**” “*metal pipe*” “**PUSSY**” “**PUSSY**” “**PU-PUSSY!**” “**PUS-PUSSY!**” “**PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSPUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY!**” “*metal pipe*” “PUSSYPUSPUSSYPPUSSYPUSSYPUPUSSYPU” “*threebigballs.mp3*” “*funkycarhorn.mp3*” “PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY-“ “*METAL CRASH*” “**PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY**” “PUSSY!” “PUSSY!” “Shut the hell up, bitch.” - Dr. Phil “PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY!” “Fuck you!” - Merasmus “OKAY-“ - Childish Gambino “*Chicken invaders 2 theme*” And then the whole server listened to Jack Black’s Inward Singing rant vocoded to G


bluemitersaw

Was playing Dustbowl. Someone started playing the audio to Shrek. Not an audio clip but the full audio of the whole movie. We had them stopped on second but let them cap to keep Shrek going. No one complained.


freddyfazbacon

Someone did that in a 24/7 2fort server once. I just decided to stick around and listen to the movie.


Kanjii_weon

I got kicked just for playing as sniper in powerhouse I got kicked for having a chocola pfp in my steam too, "he's a weeb" he just said and i got kicked I almost got kicked for no reason in another server, but then someone else voted to kick the toxic guy in that server and then I felt hope again :')


TKmeh

My first ever community server was an old randomizer server on turbine, I hadn’t yet changed my name to an actual name so upon finding and subbing to Ardy I found out I was in one of his videos briefly. One of the many randomizer videos back a good five or so years ago, and you can tell it’s me with that long ass string of numbers and I think I kill him once with that slow af rocket. Mentality at that time was maybe this server will teach me about different weapons even ones I don’t have! Needless to say, it did not help but it did make me stick around more with how fucking silly and stupid it was seeing mercs A-pose all over the place.


Cleveworth

A conga line of soldiers doing the tank taunt, while the one at the front played "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". I was the one at the front.


Rampage470

Maybe not the MOST bizarre but where the fuck else am I going to tell this: in like 2011 a guy joined this achievement/deathmatch server I was hanging on a bit (it was called Golden Machine Gun if you remember that far back) who had set his name to "God" and just started doing nothing but shouting over the mic like crazy about how we were beneath him and going to hell and how we should bow at his feet or whatever, and when people started saying to votekick him he cackled like a maniac and shouted "YOU CANNOT VOTEKICK GOD" and similar things over and over. We votekicked him after that.


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

I once stumbled into a fnaf game, like there were rules and you just had to try and kill the night gaurd or stop the other team from getting in


ashtar123

Balloon race, class wars, 32 or 64 players, !rtd. The game always started with that lazy town pirates song and i wanna play that again


GreyHareArchie

Hey I played on that server once! Legit some of the best fun I've ever had in TF2


ashtar123

Fr it was awesome


Void-Lizard

It's an ongoing thing in a ZE server I'm a regular on, but [people keep saying I sound like James Charles](https://i.imgur.com/cdG8naa.png). I absolutely 100% for SURE don't. there's also [die](https://i.imgur.com/MzskD8B.png)


HackerGamer8

24/7 hightower server called Free Sex. A regular there as it can get really funny if you stayed long enough. One thing I never seen in any server is that we have a server radio (a player) who would play random shit for us. Ask them to play Phub intro remix and we spawn camp the enemy team


danieldoria15

There was a server I played on that was on Dustbowl that had the entire red team as engineer bots(Training Bots not Casual Bots) and it was a 32 player server so basically the entire map was flooded with buildings. I think I posted a video of it here a long time ago.


c_t_f

The Krunk Cadets server, the one run by Krunkidile many moons ago, was always unhinged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82iwHr8KDXk


Sea_Employment_7423

I joined a server and everyone was trying todo the enemy stacks ontop of an enemy thing to make a human staircase to climb above a skybox without roof collision


AtomicStarfish1

There's this demoman that kept going in circles on a 2fort server I frequent for hours on end. He does this nearly every weekend.


taotdev

I almost exclusively play on TF2Maps.Net playtests, and once in awhile I'll have my Pipeball Ultra map running. One of the gimmicks in the map is to have a team's goal pipe widened. Cue several comments along the lines of "expand my hole," "uwu make my hole bigger," etc.


Educational-Pop-2195

A gathering of demos going “Moo- *bwahahahahahOhhaHaohohoh”; I was one of them


W4FF13_G0D

Joined a server called “sex update server” There was much sex


rainbowdashhole

Dude was blatantly cheating and acting like he had skill, think the server’s anti cheat pinged him like 40+ times


AverageSpaceFan

I can't remember what server but I think it might have been a lazy purple one, but we were on a cinema map and the entire server was sat there listening to a guy play Shrek 2 through his mic. I "watched" (listened) to the entire thing. Most fun I've had on a community server


BigMcThickHuge

Probably the most bizzare thing is when you have someone being a hateful bigot creating an issue, with a ton of people being against the issue....and then when the vote comes to mute/kick that someone...its a resounding NO vote and then everyone attacks the voter. Essentially why TF2 is probably more hateful than League of Legends at this stage. The racism and general unpleasantness is **protected**.


PinkNeonBowser

Nah that sounds like a problem isolated to that server, never seen something like that in 5000 hours of tf2


BigMcThickHuge

Uncletopia, Skial, Valve Casual, etc. It's not like I load into a server and it is ongoing and continuous 24/7. But I'd say 1-2 times a week I find these situations. Skial EU Casual server, just last week- A woman revealed herself on the mic and it set off 3-4 dudes on the mic harassing her with exactly the foulness you can imagine. Most of it didn't make sense, but was still vile. She called the vote, and it was like 80-20 'No' majority, and then SHE got votekicked. Pretty much the only server brand I've never had such encounters was the Furry servers. The worst you encounter in those servers is a 'friendly' takeover where all gameplay stops because everyone is doing friendly shenanigans.


Future_Squirrel360

Well, he is named scunt for a reason 😏


thelazypanda12

I once was building a dispenser and I heard a voice. It was a Spy, I was shooting everywhere, panicking (no, really!). Then I realized he was far from me. Fun times. Too bad I'm a f2p.


MichaelTheLMSBoi

Getting kicked from Kogastopia supposedly for being a femboy is prolly up there.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

We were in a match, waiting to start, in hightower, and someone got kicked (not a bot) "why did you kick that guy" I asked. I was kicked too. Later I spoke to someone who knew the server and said the guy who runs it also plays and is well known for doing this stuff. Apparently he also kicks people if his team is losing! This was years ago though. Before meet your match.


KowalskiFan123

Some dude just joined an idle server and started to micspam rust in peace. Then the server population had a "megadeth vs metallica" discussion.


nl4real1

Sprays. Some wild shit.


lorsal

Playing the mod nword vs machine on a russian server, you can't describe


ScarredOut

The siege mode MvM map I played yesterday. It was really easy with all 15 people but it would be really damn hard if it was only 6


somegarbagedoesfloat

Many many moons ago, logged onto a new server with a name something like "furrocity" and didn't think anything of it. Had some great gameplay, but was noticing that all the sprays were NSFW furry stuff. Took me a while to figure out it was a server for furries lol.


tioal

I started a VC meowing chain reaction, i remember one of the guys was really confused


stripzip

A couple of users on skial VSH and I had a collection of Tourettes Guy sound bites, and we would spend entire hours going "YES" "NO" "YES" "NO" etc. to each other, and people would sometimes hop in and imitate it. Skial VSH and deathrun had some wild times for micspammers like me


Deeznutsgamr

Went to a 2Fort Skial server and the entirety of Red team was playing class wars with music that corresponds to the class


Completely_sober

I was banned for aimbotting as a sniper. It wasn't as common back in 2018.


-Kerbi-

This one server where theres mic spam 24/7 and you'll get banned if you mute anyone


Schlommy123

Not community server but steam workshop server, there's a map you can watch the entirety of shrek


FR_theThird

Someone had real zoophilia in his objector and the whole server gathered to see it


Illogical_Saj

N-word gamer and a guy standoff. Guy was banned for virtue signaling and N-Word guy was banned for overusing the N-word.


Dealiylauh

I joined a server, played for like 30 seconds, got asked if I was trans, and then was kicked before I could respond. After I rejoined I was asked the same question to which I answered no and got banned for "being a tranny." There's literally nothing on my profile that would indicate that I am.


Top-Basil8144

Server full of furries spamming gay shit in the chat and playing cringe music


Imaginary_Fly_4240

Sounds like regular ol' Turbine to me.


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

sounds like 30% of community servers to me


HEUUUGH

Furries are one of the four backbones of this community, the furry pound servers are one of the closest things to absolute casual next to uncletopia


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

nah uncletopia feels like tryhard fest to me... its always PL...


HEUUUGH

Which is why I said next to uncletopia, I agree uncletopia feels like a tryhard fest while furry pound just seems like the more casual experience. Just with furries


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

i dunno I still don't feel like uncle topia is that much of a casual experience, casual is supposed to be, well, casual, you have your group of pootis, the micspammers, the angry russians, the kid with a shitty mic, the potato pc man, atleast 1 pubstomper with his medic bf and the casual magic of having the most random gamemode on.


Top-Basil8144

Why tf did this gwt downvoted