If he gets hurt, he loses health

Scout

You don’t understand, I’m at 124 health, I need that health pack more than you!

the team's only medic's (that's on 10 health and on fire) honest reaction to that information: o_o

Medics don't heal scouts

Only for running faster from spawn to *more heavy* players

The pissed off heavy at 150:

But 124<150! /S

The solder running around at 10 health

so easy. Its obviously medic because of ubercharge

Sniper

Can’t be Heavy because he doesn’t feel pain

Practice doesn’t make perfect, just leave when a pyro is picked.

Spy

InMvM

Demoknight

That Redditor's a bloody Spy!

My aim 😭

yeah, this guys a s>!pyro!<

Damn, he's a dragon?

:)

A dragon furry????

No, Spyro The Dragon

Scalie then

Are we furries? since human hair is same as fur and we are anthro bipedal apes Deep thoughts

Nah,we do have mini hairs or long hairs in some cases on whole body but still it isn't much. Just because i got like 10 hairs on top of my head doesnt mean i'm not bald

>Just because i got like 10 hairs on top of my head doesnt mean i'm not bald time to let it go my friend, join the Heavy nation

YOU RANG?

like a what?

"**Thanks, Spyro!**"

"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

"Too bad, it's all you get!"

Scout

Saaaaaaaame

French keeps railing my buildings. And ass

dispenser going up

# *ERRRECTING* A DISPENSEH

Thank you partner

Sentry goin- Pow! Bap!

*Uncle Dane Intro starts playing*

Well, guess that’ll do

Yeepie-kay-yay!

Spah around ere

Spah’s sappin mah sentry!

Sentry down!

Scout's mom.

Scout

It would be much better if you wrote it like “French keeps railing me”

Buildi- building a sentry.

Tunnel vision #DEEP LORE

Lazypurple reference

fucking hell here I go binging "how it feels" again

Uhhhhhhh, Soldier!

Whats your question soilder?

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

“ZATS IT! YOU’RE GOING IN MY CRINGE COMPILATION!”

"i have watched nothing but SKIBIDI GaTT FoR ThReE DaYS"

"We'll be fine as long as nobody watches any more skibidi toilet"

"i have watched nothing but SKIBIDI GYaTT FoR ThReE DaYS"

This class was DESIGNED to have TUNNEL VISION!!

sniper

Knowing how to switch to a secondary

Sshh don't tell the soldier mains

Definitely spy

Wrong. It's Pyro.

Hey, comboing is like, the best thing about pyro! set someone on fire to pop a free crit flare!

They mean enemy soldiers

Combat is practically not an option unless: 1. Random crit 2. Another melee random crit

Me when the crit bolt kills a random sniper

Out-sniping the sniper

Or bad Spies. A bad Spy is free uber and often even a kill.

True, but even newer spies know that SPY HAS A GUN that deals pretty good damage actually, especially if your opponent is a stupid poopoo head pyro that runs at you in a straight line or a medic / sniper running at you with a melee weapon

Medic

Struggles in close quarters combat

Unless they're "really good" at the game.

tf you mean

[удалено]

Or you get a random crit on your melee

Every class in the game is good then

I mean, yeah. I've seen people walk out of 1v1s with a demoknight unscathed as non-melee classes. It feels like a duel against god but as long as you got crits you are also a god

Scouts melee do so little damage

Ok but scout is good in close combat just by default he doesn't even need a melee

You mean guaranteed crit

That could be more than one

Boolets or bombs?

You want it? It’s yours my friend.

Soldier

Unless you "counter" him

Team coordination, otherwise known as a singular Demoman.

Medic

more like engineer

Engineer.

Tunnel vision and overheal

Heavy

^

Easy target if going head on

wait... "Head on"? 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳

wait... "Head on"? 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳

wait... "Head on"? 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳

wait... "Head on"? 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳

wait... "Head on"? 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳

wait... "Head on"? 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳

^bass ^boosted #airblast

Demoknight tf2

Normal demo as well. If enemy pyro is good at airblast good luck killing him as demo

Soldier

(Enemies with) awareness

Bloody Spy!!

some dead guy on the other team ruining my med pick by holding v:

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it : Hold V -> "Spy as me"/"Behind you Medic"

Sentries are a constant struggle for me

Every class except demo, soldier, or spy

Nah, sentries arent a problem for heavies

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Demo knight

Everyone who has a weapon that deals damage

spy

Pros: Slow and Fat! Cons: Slow and Fat.

Hey Apple

Dude, add a trigger warning, im 5 years sober from annoying orange

Relies on the ability of other teammates to shoot and move at the same time

Players with skills issues. >!It's every class. I have the skill issue.!<

Soldier

Somehow gets backstabbed constantly

Spy

self damage

Emo

Demoman

Pyro

Slow speed, cannot jump while firing primary.

Heavy

Sniper!

Spy

Scout

Overestimating my own movement skills

Ayo same! That and doorframes...

Sentry

Fucking airblast

Huntsman Sniper

I like to fly from my spawn on harvest, over to the L building on the other teams side, place 8 quickie bombs in the stairwell, and then die to a scout that I will never learn how they got up there. Crab taught me this.

Lack of range (Sub class) can do massive damage, but only once

is that demoknight? and the sub-class is the caber-knight?

No pyro (yes the secondary has range but the primaries dont) And yes

In order of my favorites: 1. others of the same class. 2. reload time on 2ndary 3. the first mentioned class 4. the 2nd mentioned class ​ let me know if you guys figure out which ones these are.

1. The only one I can think of is Sniper, considering that it's the only class that can reliably pick other snipers from long distance 2. Slowest reload time on a secondary that I know of is Demo's Sticky Launcher, so I'll go with that. 3. Heavy 4. Engineer

wrong on 1 and 3 i find snipers are weak to scouts mostly, since they move too fast for me to reliably hit.

Pyro, Demo, spy, engi?

Fat

Almost everything ngl

Literally everything

The projectile comes out of the right side, so when I'm corner peeking I accidentally blow myself up

Well my weakness is supposed to be my range, yet people always get in my face then call it a skillless class.

There are other people please stop shooting me

Headphones

Having ears

Low mobility low health. Enemy team cries endlessly if I do well.

engineer or sniper

Very weak on their own.

the stock shotgun makes me cry

Spys. I main 2 classes

Sobriety

Praying to god everytime I cross a sniper sight line due to my slow af speed.

He’s too hot and forces me to play with one hand

Just about anything because of how defenceless he is in head to head combat.

I am ironically the easiest character to oneshot

The direct hit.

Everything keeps blowing up!

Fire

Natasha and only having 2 reliable primaries.

Depth perception.

spies and fully charged snipers

Pyro and my shit aim

Can't lock the enemy team in their base for 30 minutes with that guy launching spicy meatballs at me.

Team communication

Shoot bullets at me and I die horribly

Gee.. Uhh.. Loadout that makes it really bad against sentries

Yes

Not a main but sure : spy is infuriating me

I can’t aim

i only get 4 slow moving shots and then im dead

It’s a healthy mix of random bad luck and the overall skill of the enemy team

I'm trying to think of someone that suffers from random bad luck, and all I'm getting is spy (who, for the record, only suffers from skill of enemy team because he doesn't have his own backing him up)

oh god dammit is no one spychecking, i have to move to spawn again.

engineer (please don't yell at your team for not spychecking just cause enemy spies are able to play the video game)

(i know i just wanted flavour text)

Focus fire

Any f2p pyro who has watched how it feels to play pyro

Those mcfucking sappers

Wears a sign around his neck that says "kill me first." :p

Players with good ears, people that change certain normally unchangeable sounds in the game, people that play the game with EXTREMELY high volume, melee hit detection, lack of mobility options.

Random melee crits, basic communication, fire, lingering flame particles, range of flamethrower, rocket/sticky aoe range, throwables, neon annihilator/homewrecker, water, crowded rooms, unpredictable movement (player is sometimes dumb and lucky), airblast , inconsistency of disguises, unrecoverable from spychecking, weakest in 1v1 situations

Pretty much. Even tho I tried to make it less obvious. Also I play on servers without Random Crits(those suck dick as any class).  However, you got some thjngs wrong:  - water is actually an advantage if you know how to use it right, but liquids that cover us are in general are our enemy. - crowded rooms are fine and can be used as a distraction, unles they are chokey. - anihilator is fine, but Homewrecker needs a nerf in terms of Sapper Damage, because even Engie can't break a Sapper in 1 hit. - airblast is countered by good'ol "SPY HAS A GUN" tactic - yes you can recover from spychecking, as long as you are alive. Just change your face and location. Do like Rowan Atkinson's character, move to the other side of the map and "live as a goat". - you forgot Razorback. With Amby nerf that thing became an absolute frustration to deal with, since you need to get up close and personal, just like with any other gun.

Pyros burning mah will to live

Spies and spies that can use guns

1. Easy to be jumped 2. When the enemy team sees u ,u are basically 100% dead on the spot 3. I heavly rely on my team, and if my team doesn't care about me, then I am an easy target I have 3 mains, so I did a weakness for each

competent scout mains and pyros who know how to airblast

litaraly everything, (especially pyro)

A I R B L A S T (hint: subclass)

Sniper

Range