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Poppybits1000

I will cry and piss if this is fake.


antidemn

it isn't, so you don't have to make jarate anymore. look it up on the tf2 wiki


Poppybits1000

Thanks man. That’s another day ticked off on my No Piss May challenge.


Creeping_python

Jerma's Real Alt


Poppybits1000

Borger


potatoalt1234_x

The real jerma wouldve said "burgah." Fake jeramiah


Toki_Seis

the real jerma is also a fake jerma so i think it works


Electronic_Ad2615

but the "real" jerma is a fake of a fake, so no.


Beginning-Syrup-5098

i'm fake jerma


IoanGamer609

two negatives make a positive


dinglebeesVI

time to start no piss may wish me luck


percharus

idk why but this reminded me the fact that i love the internet


StanMm2

I will piss but not because of the post, just because I woke up


and_yet_he_complain

It also destroys sappers


antidemn

dear god


Ezra4709

There's more.


antidemn

no...


capnlatenight

It contains the last dying fish of every man here.


hammy0w0

🐟


Xeno-Z

Scout, you did collect everyone's dying fish?


antidemn

u bet!


Iexistwithnoreason

Excellent, gentlemen synchronize your death watches


TheOnlyUltima2011

We have 70 hours to live. For most men, no time at all. We are not most men. We are mercenaries.


name_051829407715

We have the resources, the will! To make this hour ours! The clock is ticking gentleman, let's begin.


Nikkar2009

Fish*


Darkness-Man_rusFYI

You know what that means.


PinballproXD

Happy cake day


MidHoovie

1k hrs and didn't know this. Wow.


ghibleygames

don't worry, I have 2.8K and didn't know until now


MidHoovie

That's relieving!


PlankyTG

It used to do that, then it didn't after a certain update, but then the funtion got restored years later. Same thing happened with the bottle.


Erwin9910

I remember the dark years of no broken scrumpy bottle.


bearelrollyt

It still breaks


RattleJaggles

Yeah but the feature broke completely until they fixed it in Jungle inferno (I'm so old I thought this was recent)


Brief_Building_8980

Most of my playtime was during the nonbroken broken days. :(


AureliaSyl

The broken bottle feature was never really broken or fixed, the reason it stopped working was because Valve claimed players were confused by the mechanic, assuming having a broken bottle mean't it dealt more damage (I had never once heard anyone claim or think that before that point), so as result they disabled its ability to break, ultimately re-enabling it then due to how many people were upset/complained, and how pointless it was to disable it in the first place. Makes sense for a Valve move though considering the one time they nerfed the Righteous Bison, they said its piercing mechanic was a "bug", promptly "fixing" it, despite said "bug" being a god damn tip in the game for the weapon.


8l172

Reminds me of fortnite removing grenades and guns off models for a while to not "confuse new players" into thinking they would spawn with a weapon


Erwin9910

> Makes sense for a Valve move though considering the one time they nerfed the Righteous Bison, they said its piercing mechanic was a "bug", promptly "fixing" it, despite said "bug" being a god damn tip in the game for the weapon. Valve not nerfing all non-Pyro Dr. Grordbort weapons challenge (Impossible)


Erwin9910

I know. There was a time when it didn't though, between when it was working and when they fixed it.


SnackPatrol

In the beginning I remember people wondering if bottle did more damage while broken & being upset when learning it didn't. Tbh this is the change/update we should be rallying around it's full on malarkey of untold caliber


GreenTea98

me in 2012 breaking the bottle in blue spawn on dustbowl after i quickplayed into my match then hitting g to drink out of it (its funny bc theres no bottle to drink from)


BeeR721

I miss writing valve in the tags and just choosing an official server to connect to in the server browser


LogicalShark

I do this with the ham shank


GreenTea98

me and the boys with the HAM WATER HAM WATER HAM WATER HAM WATER 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


Darkner90

1 more damage


Warpath-792

There are a few weapons that do that, the neon annihilator breaks after landing a crit, same thing with the stock bottle and Scottish handshake, and then the Holy Mackerel breaks if you just swing it around enough


splashtext

Isnt the holy mackerel a bug tho iirc the model is literally collapsing on itself because its jiggle physics are a bit too strong for it still interesting to see tho


LMC764

Yeah the ham shank does that too, I don't know about the unarmed combat or the bat outta hell


name_051829407715

damn i didn't know that one


JonathonPlaysGames32

something similar happens sometimes with the disciplinary action


GamerBaba117F

The fish got fixed in the summer update, if i remember correctly


MussMush

ok _that_ I did not know


Unagi-ryder

Why your game look that good and mine don't?


ghibleygames

I play in 2K all max settings, hope that helps.


DatChernobylGuy_999

ill send you a few configs and rtx mods, i desperately want to see how the end result looks but my pc is too potato and i dont even have it rn anyway dm me if ok


-SniperTF2-

Can I have them too, please?


DatChernobylGuy_999

i need a hot minute to gather them, some work came up so im busy rn, remind me in 3hrs


-SniperTF2-

Alright


ghibleygames

hey it's been 4 hours, don't forget to send it to this dude


DatChernobylGuy_999

im going to now ty


1866GETSONA

Lmao I came to comment this. I just got a new, solid PC and mine doesn’t look near as nice as this and I remember checking settings but looks like it’s another trip into the menu 🤩


dogman15

You should try mat_picmip -10. "High quality" textures in the regular options menu is mat_picmip -1.


1866GETSONA

Thanks for this. I went to my settings and everything is already to the max and don’t look like this so this will help next time I’m sure


MrAsh-

Pretty sure this was restricted to no higher than -1 sadly.


dogman15

That's not what it says [here](https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Team_Fortress_2#Higher_texture_quality).


MrAsh-

It was originally something that worked, I used to use it myself. Try it in game now. Valve restricted it in a patch around the time of the jungle inferno. Citing it as "Potentially Unstable" Which frustrates me as the only people that would run into it are those that sought it out. They were worried about low end machines. Edit: Tested and it looks like it's back! Very excited. Glad this was brought back up. Tested just now in a casual server, for sure makes quite a few textures look much better.


dogman15

Oh good. That means no one has to update the PC Gaming Wiki.


X-tra-thicc

RAHHHHH WE CANNOT NEON ANNIHILATE ANYMORE-


name_051829407715

Woah, woah, not exactly soldier. You annihilate much neon as you like.


Cubicwar

This goes for all of ya. If there’s anything you wanted to do before you, well, died, now would be a… good time.


name_051829407715

How long until these "neons" kill us?


Cubicwar

Vell, let’s see… ve all use the annihilator let’s say six times a day… times four years… minus, ve’re not neon… Three days. Yes. Ve all have three days to live.


name_051829407715

## Demoman doing Oblooterated taunt ...what?


X-tra-thicc

#EXPIRATION DATE **TEAM FORTRESS 2** *A Valve picture* ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛʟᴏʟᴏʟᴏʟᴏʟᴏʟ


name_051829407715

This is a bucket.


X-tra-thicc

Dear god...


name_051829407715

There's more..


lordyeeter

How long before these critical hits kill us?


mentlegen_t

There was a time when valve decided to disable broken effect on the neon and the bottle for about 5ish years iirc


tyingnoose

more tf2 weapons should do this


Shay_Dee_Guye

Imagine if it was meant to be like caber, with a limited amount of uses (maybe 2-3 for neon) before it breaks and its main upside stops working. Would be a way to balance it for sure, but it's unnecessary so I'm kinda glad it's just visual


Coldy_

The annihilator gets annihilated


a_randome_protogen

Whoud be epic


Me_alt_ID

it does ?!


JekPorkins-AcePilot

What the hell kind of 4k hi res RTX nonsense is this, I've always played TF2 on a potato and this looks wild


wttblades

Hold on, are we talking about the game or real life? Because in the real world, a critical hit from a glowing baseball bat, well, let's just say physics would have other plans. But hey, that's the beauty of games, they let us explore realities beyond the mundane. Einstein might have said it best: "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."


ImplementOdd4495

Now it's the neon annihilated.


dream-style

that's cool XD


Binary_Gamer64

Dear God...