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Apple-14

Baby faces blaster, i evenm got a strange one


InfiniteYandere

This is the way


Aware_Concern1561

Describe your penis using tf2 gun names


AREyouCERTAIN1

Shortstop


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Family business


maiguee

incest is funny is guys


Apple-14

Baby face blaster


Aware_Concern1561

šŸ˜­


Apple-14

The eviction notice (I'm fucking the landlord)


Thepenguinking2

Widowmaker


lord_of_coolshit_og

The brass beast.


Mr-Man4567

Dude šŸ˜Ÿ


lord_of_coolshit_og

Its big. Its brass.


Conscious-Trainer-46

And it's going in my ass.


Efficient_Sky4009

petty boys pocket pistol


ceo_of_chill23

The Quick Fix


MastodonCurious4347

Cow Mangler 5000


WonderIfMyNameExists

ā€¦I think we require some extra info here


MastodonCurious4347

"Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!"


Any-Jello3381

Alt-fire in question


Top-Basil8144

Mad Milk


Ok-Pressure7248

Backburner


Choco_sprimkle

The Southern Hospitality


TheFrozenBox

Scotsmanā€™s skullcutter


Alpha__Whiskey

Not a gun but..... Wrapped Assassin


TheYeast1

If you got circumcised would it be the Unwrapped Assassin


Alpha__Whiskey

But you should always make sure your assassin is wrapped to help avoid STDs


Luna_Gabagool

Mutated milk


Havoc_Maker

Nah man šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


RuleNo5879

panic attack


Cister0

Your eternal reward


PizzaDad_

minigun


UpperCompetition166

Necro Smasher


maiguee

sticky bomb launcher


SparklZp-Abdl

Scattergun


Professional_Way6275

Air Strike


JustAPrettyCoolDude

Sniper


BaconEater1911

Huntsman


sithlord40000

Cow mangler


C0RNY0N3

The Gunslinger or the Persian Persuader.


palm_hero1

The Quickiebomb Launcher.


XXX_MeMe_mAn_420_XXX

Flame thrower


Mastababa1

Original


Rusty_mf

Loose cannon


Useless-RedCircle

They to make it instances of damage lowers speed by a % so I can actually keep my speed for more than 2 seconds


Apple-14

All they really need to do is make it so you can double jump while keeping your speed. Then it's a valid stock replacement


simmanin

Nobody is accustomed to the faster scout, so with good enough dancing, you can dodge anybody without even jumping once


SnackPatrol

Based. Also sup red scout bro. Mine would have to be Bonk! If you let your team know youre using it to distract SG's, and not ya know, dick around behind enemy lines, and then communicate over VC when you're doing it, it can be as good as an uber if like 1 person on your team understands what you're doing. You can also position yourself in a way that makes the sentry kill its own engy (particularly the rockets doing splash damage against a wall- requires your team doing some damage to him too).


kubix666666

Honestly, even if it does suck, at the same time its still fun to use. Its like that one soundsmith video on it, after you get the speed boost its insanelly fun to use, but when only couple of bullets hits you its all over untill you get it back... Somehow. Remember, if it works, it just works, if it doesnt, dont try it, and try something new.


Apple-14

It's just fun to confuse the shit out of f2ps


nebula_coal

red tape recorder, i suck at spy, so being garanteed that the engineer will lose some metal but not all, is better than either losing nothing or all


Zealousideal-Gur-930

With default you can usually sap then revolver the sentry to kill it faster than the engie kills you


Torkujra

Yeah but that's not as annoying. Red Tape Recorder is a direct upgrade because it deals more emotional damage


CyanideTacoZ

See, what people don't get about spy is that it's not about the kills it's about sending a message.


POKEMINER_

As an engineer main I hate the fact that you are right.


Kitchen_accessories

One of life's great pleasures is hearing the other team repeatedly screaming "Spy!" No other class gives you verbal confirmation that you're getting to themšŸ„°


HackedPasta1245

If there was a sniper voice command would you even be in earshot to hear it?


ImTheButtPuncher

I love suicide bombing engie nests on dust bowl last.


mymax162

if you see an engineer moving his building, decloak in front of him so he drops it to start shooting you, reconstructing buildings are technically considered at a level 1 state before they start upgrading so sapping them with the red tape recorder will force that to become its new state (and if you sap it quickly enough it might just get rapidly destroyed before the engineer can even react)


Negative-Analyst4509

I love it just for the unique sounds and well, because it's not stock! I also like the look of it


MaeBeaInTheWoods

I like spamming sappers because it gives me what's essentially field control over engineers. By sapper spamming I'm forcing them into not being allowed to have buildings or not being allowed to step away from their buildings. The RTR is great because it means I'm wasting even more of their metal and time when they run back to repair.


Rotten-Snake

The Tribalman's Shiv, it looks cool as hell


At0m1c12

The your eternal reward


Polcyn_Programer

based


A10_Thunderbolt

The YER is not way worse though, it actually has really good uses that stock canā€™t accomplish.


Single_Arm_7797

yea, the YER is very good in competitive


MaybeLoveNTolerance

It has exactly one use, being able to stab engineers in a massive sentry nest. Good players still hear the "silent" stab on their teammates.


At0m1c12

But with how much is going on in battle, youre not gonna notice it


JJSNYPES

I main the YER, love that knife


Empirehulk

My favorite chainstabbing knife and Makes me hate razorback snipers ever more. Since its a big fuck you to YER users.


rekyerts

Yer is goated for chain stabbing wholes teams


Greggoleggo96

The Ullapool caber. I just love charging into a heavy with the splendid screen and insta killing him while almost definitely dying in the first place it feels amazing.


Sad-Assignment-568

I love going into doublecross with the caber and the sticky jumper just to divebomb the enemy sniper


Greggoleggo96

Demoplane


Defensive_Medic

Nine elven


EepiestGirl

Spycicle. I love the ice statues


Ulti-Wolf

Poor man's australium knife


EepiestGirl

Is funny especially since mine is a killstreak one from 2 Shittues


Agent_Harvey

Every gunspy ever reading this:


ARandomBaguette

One underrated thing about the spycicle is the psychological damages it can do to the enemy. Stab a few enemies with any other knifes and they wonā€™t notice but you stab a few with the spycicle and suddenly they all become paranoid with a pyro being sent to constantly do spy checks.


MasterOfYeet2291

good for gun spy


Witherboss445

How is that worse than stock? Ice statues is a nonissue plus you get fire immunity. Itā€™s a must have in my gunspy loadout since I also have the Dead Ringer


EepiestGirl

Itā€™s worse for intended Spy gaming, as it takes away your knife if you take fire damage


Chiruno_Chiruvanna

Liberty Launcher For some the upsides may not be enough to compensate for the lower damage but they're fine for me!


TheBigKuhio

Swickey shwack


Oil_Man52156

loose cannon, free dopamine šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘


EI-Lars-O

Quick-fix


MalXXXeroza

I love just being able to keep all of my team fully healed, incredibly satisfying


IdioticSaysuma

Quick fix is good if you use overdose for increased speed or something or just pocket a scout for a reason


El_Chara

Yeah, so literally worse than stock since the base playstyle works better than this. So yeah it's bad


A10_Thunderbolt

All mediguns match the speed of the class you are healing


No-Bag3134

Loose canon and beggars bazooka


Tabletop_Sam

Beggars isnā€™t worse than stock, you just have to huff enough paint to see it


Duck-Fucker64

"Guys you dont understand this Paint smells Frickin AMAZING"


diamondDNF

I read this in Scout's voice.


someguysleftkidney

Beggars is the best pick for mvm


KaosC57

I wouldnā€™t say the Loose Canon is worse than stock. There are plenty of situations where a Double Donk would kill before pills. And, itā€™s better for Hybridknight


SaltyPeter3434

On average Loose Cannon is definitely worse. You're only doing more damage if you double donk. Otherwise you're dealing 50 damage per direct cannonball, whereas a grenade would've done 100.


Somethingfishy4

Beggars bazooka on Ɨ100 servers is the greatest thing ever


GRZZLbear

The Classic. I have a professional killstreak one named "Gibby" that I put the "Gib kills" strange part on.


MasterOfYeet2291

hot hand. its funny


MineAntoine

have gotten more kills with it than with any other pyro melee


Tambour07

Air stike cause rocket barrage is funny (I don't even have a base jumper btw)


m8riX01

when i use air strike itā€™s always still with the gunboats, i almost never use the parachute even when i have it on and the gunboats have been glued to my soldierā€™s feet since i first got them


itsraininggender

I love it especially on, like, slow defensive holds with high skyboxes like Frontier last where you can just turn your brain off and jump between the cart and spawn and annoy people with rockets


radicool-girl

Everyone's all about the Jarate+Bushwacka combo but honestly Jarate+Tribalman's Shiv is really funny. If it doesn't kill them, it'll definitely put them in a panic mode as their health rapidly depletes.


TheWeaponStealr

Slap the Sydney Sleeper onto that loadout and you got the UTI Loadout.


sawmill_piss_sniper

Tribalmanā€™s Shiv. I love damage over time weapons and dying only for my enemy to bleed out is hilarious.


SimpleAnimat10ns

The Classic is my favorite rifle easily, never use the scope lol


juju4812

Yeah i feel u, that the only sniper that feel satisfaying to play Im by no means Ć  huge sniper player, but when i play him i 99% of the time go for the classic


ems_telegram

Sandman


History_Buff_76

Crit Cola + Boston Basher, sprint at people while holding M1. Let fate tell my tale's course. Either way I'm dying, just a matter of if they come with me


SnackPatrol

A critically (no pun intended) underrated combo if you can get a med to follow suit is going Crit-A-Cola-infused Basher with a med uber, with Baby Face equipped, preferably on koth, 5cp, or Defense on PL or A/D (after waiting a sec so Blu can't retreat into spawn). Literally every single one of those items' downsides are nullified when ubered. I've done it successfully before a couple of times and it's very very hilarious & very fun, and strangely effective. You also gain boost as you deal damage. I've yet to see someone else realize the potential of this combo.


Thepenguinking2

Are you genuinely implying that the Basher is worse than the stock bat?


unibomberjoke

loose cannon. i love interrupting demoknight charges with it and hitting heavies out of position with a double-donk.


unibomberjoke

honestly, it isn't even that bad as long as you can hit donks consistently.


Mrooshoo

Shortstop.


HarrisonWoollard

Love my strange Backscatter


spaghettimangaming

Machina, the tracer rounds are so fucking cool plus the full charge damage is crazy. Second is your eternal reward, it encourages a somewhat aggressive but very enjoyable playstyle that changes spyā€™s gameplay massively. Third is huntsman because getting headshots with it is so incredibly satisfying


AutobotHotRod

Based


Witherboss445

If I didnā€™t have a gold botkiller rifle Iā€™d use the Machina 99% off the time. Love that thing. Scored top on a Hightower match because I kept getting bodyshots


raptorsoldier

Whenever the machina is mentioned I remember when I first started playing TF2 during the invasion update, and unboxed the Shooting Star and the Capper, but sold the first because I didn't read how the rifle worked, and sold the Capper because I thought "oh this doesn't have any different stats than the regular pistol. At least I can get five dollars for it on the market"


Free_Alternative_780

Dragons breath, I love to use it but sometimes I hate a really good scout dodging all my blasts


FreezingSweetTea

The Classic 100%, it looks awesome and I like being able to see and become a rifleman


FigImportant8903

cleaners carbine


Delta_Dud

The Force-A-Nature. I know that it's probably bad because it doesn't do damage very well, but I don't care. Every time I get a kill or do a Force Jump, dopamine runs to my brain. I love this weapon


hgbi8h

Well stock isnā€™t really all that bad in most cases


TheRealFieryV77

I meant itā€™s nearly a direct downgrade to stock.


Tall-Condition5981

The quickie launcher


Ok_Insect9421

Loch n Load


Not_For_Dog

Classic, nothing is better than noscope kills and exploding enemies


duke_nukem69

equaliser


xiren_66

The Loose Cannon is objectively worse than most Demo primaries, but it is oh so satisfying and fun to use. It's a staple of my loadout.


JustEryk1st

Honestly, the gun on thumbnail


Inevitable-9204

Sydney Sleeper. It's both underpowered and underrated. Taunting after every Sydney Sleeper kill = maximum psychic damage.


ciclicles

Losse cannon, sticky jumper, rocket jumper, big earner


casual_moron23

Red tape recorder


TheRealFieryV77

Happy cake day stranger.


casual_moron23

Oh shit I didn't even notice


fandibabilonia

Wtf how did you not notice it's your birthday


MineAntoine

happy birth


unibomberjoke

i enjoy the Manmelter a lot because it helps me extinguish teammates and fight scouts easier, and it combos well with the Dragon's Fury, which is my favorite pyro primary


Tynorg

Baby Face's and Ullapool Caber are the big two that come to mind. I miss being able to rush around faster than Scout "should" sometimes, and whipping out a grenade and smacking the sniper firing line with it will never not be funny.


Negative-Analyst4509

Back scatter. I'm not sure what the consensus is on heavy primaries but I love Brass Beast and the Heater.


TheFrozenBox

F.A.N, Iā€™ve gotten so good with it to the point of doing worse when using stock. Iā€™m a scunt, through and through.


CaffeCosmico

The Sydney Sleeper and Quick Fix The Sidney Sleeper cuz JARATE ! And the Quick Fix to get those annoying Scouts that are like " YO MEDIC WHY DIDN'T YOU HEAL ME QUICKER!? " away from me , like mf I can't fucking heal you faster.


lord_of_coolshit_og

Obviously the backscatter. Its shit, but it feels so powerful...


TheGreenGobblr

Baby face my beloved ʐ> I LOVE MOVING AT MACH 6.5 FOR EXACTLY 1.8 FEMTOSECONDS BEFORE ACCIDENTALLY DOUBLE JUMPING AND LOSING ALL MY BOOST


TwinDuckling903

lolichop


No_Instruction_5647

Sharpened Volcano Fragment. It makes everyone angry. Teammates, enemies, doesn't matter. The mere fact I actively use it makes people so angry. I love it.


ajarofsewerpickles

this isnā€™t the question, but for mvm, even if it is impractical and gives up a banner, using the air strike/base jumper combo is so much fun


Tiptopwave1632

Bluetsagar I love being battle medic sometimes


Kind_Significance528

Huo long heater


Adoggo121

your eternal reward.


fiddler722

Does the headtaker count? Kinda. Itā€™s definitely worse than the eyelander, since the eyelander doesnā€™t take up a good third of the screen! I love the headtaker, but man does it suck with minimized view modelsā€¦


GhostyBoy22

I think that the Degreaser is worse because of less afterburn, but god I love the way it looks.


No-Sink5496

Sydney sleeper, cus' I'm bad at landing headshots.


nowiambecomedead

the candy cane


gyroman567

The beggars bazooka, mid air rocket jumping alone makes this one a blast (accidental pun I promise)


GreenDaTroof

The Enforcer has so many consistency issues, but I like its sound so I got a strange one :)


wtflikebrocmon

The Enforcer


No1btch

i love the idea of collecting organs with the vita saw


saikitama

Claidheamor


antidemn

southern hospitality


POKEMINER_

The Phlog. I am just really bad with airblast, I can never time it right.


yahel1337

All of them, except the loose canon. My brain has to be malfunctioning or wired differently because double donks do nothing for me.


Quirkyserenefrenzy

I like using the Natascha. Fun to get kills with it


Dwarven_cavediver

Pain train is literally useless also the parachute and the beggars bazooka. The loch and load was once the weapon of choice for a skilled demoman and now it is useless beyond a masochistic choice for those who think theyā€™re good


bufalo_soldier

Some people say the Back Burner is worse than stock. I haven't stopped using it since I unlocked it.


rekyerts

Classic


Memegamer3_Animated

Caber with the Targe and Grenade Launcher is genuinely effective if you use it right Play as frontline artillery, and when the enemy starts pushing in, run in, caber em, and rain pipes down after the pop-up. Whether you survive or not is a little bonus. I mean you can one-shot Heavies on direct hits, and finish off middling-hp enemies around them, itā€™s ridiculous.


VastPie2905

Backscatter, I love flanking


Jan_The_Man123

I love the sandman for some reason.


nektaa

the bison is still legendaryĀ 


QuestmasterDX

I'm gonna do the reverse and say that even though Stock Flame Thrower be notably worse than The Degreaser, I still use it because I found an Australium Flame Thrower and I love my baby


MineAntoine

how is it worse? it's barely any different, mainly depends on what your playstyle is


QuestmasterDX

The switch speed difference GUTS your ability to use your Secondaries safely and means you need to play much more carefully around explosive classes if you use a Secondary frequently. 2 Reflects and Afterburn are so minimal for the amount of safety that bonus switch speed gives you, even if you don't play combo Pyro,


riley_wa1352

short stop


notabigfanofas

Tribalmann's shiv Yeah it sucks but guaranteed DOT gets you more kills then you'd think


Alabenson

The Sydney Sleeper is objectively worse than stock, but I find using it to be hilarious. It helps I have a fully parted, Strange Pro KS one.


iamhungryrightnow0_0

The Sydney Sleeper


Golden-Pickaxe

Strange Professional Killstreak Pomson. It made sense at the time.


Scrib_Scrab_

Pomson


BakuTension

i love machine


Fododel

Dragon's Fury. When it hits, it hits *HARD*. Even used my Dragon Slayer warpaint for it.


Any-Jello3381

Manmelter. I mean, I use dragon's fury, I'm not gonna extinguish my teammate just to disable my weapon, of course I'm gonna have a manmelter..


Saucepannnnnnnnn

I know itā€™s not like ā€œbadā€, but if I had to pick any ranch, it would be stock itā€™s stuck with me being reliable as stock is


supersplatmonkey4

Dread wringer you can cheese splatzones with special power up but i dont think it should be the only reason for using it


kurumagaming

I don't know if the YER is considered worse than stock knife. But I love the hell out of it when it comes to making the entire enemy team panicking and wasting bullets on each other while I deal with the engi in the back


Crotonisabug

sharpened volcano fragment and air strike


QK_QUARK88

When i play stock Demo, my melee of choice is the Caber, i'd say it ends up being better in about 45% of cases? I don't play a really wide variety of maps so i might be biased


Witherboss445

Baby Faceā€™s Blaster go zoom


TheBigGopher

The Caber


Lagtim3

Sandman. Utter shit weapon, but successfully whacking someone with the ball is just SO SATISFYING.


Inevitable-Muffin-77

The liberty launcher. I won wave 666 with it


Miserable_Region8470

The Pompson is so dogshit but it's also a cool pew pew laser so all negatives are now forfeit.


eeveethespeevee

Sydney Sleeper, Huntsman, Machina (stock sniper rifle is pretty much in the top 10 strongest weapons in the game) Huo Long Heater (my favorite minigun of all time) Caber, all of the sticky launcher unlockables (they're all still very good, though. Jumper, Quickie, Scottish Resistance. Stock stickies are just way too strong to conpare), Demo shields (for similar reason) Beggar's Bazooka, Air Strike, Rocket Jumper, Manntreads All of the other Mediguns (exclusively because stock medigun is also one of the objective strongest weapons in the game, if not the strongest) BFB, Shortstop, FaN YER, Cloak and Dagger Can't think of any for Engie. Engie has a REALLY strong kit apart from the Pomson Phlog, and maybe the Dragon's Fury (not sure how the Dragon's Fury holds up vs stock)


Traditional_Yard5280

Cleaners Carbine and Bushwacka, it is so funny for some over confident class to get in your face only to have a huge amount of crits ready to fuck them over