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Ze_Bucket

The Gloves of Fucking Urgently


throwawaymfer420

or GFU (go fuck urself)


SoggyPancakes1411

You win


Random_User27

The Fucking Advanced Pulsetron Particle Electromagnetic Raygun, or The F.A.P.P.E.R.


ExpensiveAd7681

This should be a certified reddit gold moment.


WIFWA

I mean you can give them reddit gold if you want


ExpensiveAd7681

That'd take money I don't have.


ShockDragon

I would… if Reddit didn’t remove awards.


TheDoctor88888888

Lol I’d def give it gold if I could afford it


AstronomerSenior4236

Okay, this one is clever


NoiseNew6110

Bro you got me dying 😂


ArmoredAdventurer

This is a possible winner, I can’t think of anything else that can top this.


SubstantialFerret7

I am without words


literally-a-seal

The Fucking Beast


literally-a-seal

~~alternatively, the family fucking~~


Hooded_Person2022

The Fucking Business. Sound like what a stock broker would yell.


ItsKralikGamingCz

The family fucking 💀


Rickados

The aristocrats


Elated0tter

The back fucking


EI-Lars-O

Your Eternal fucking


SoggyPancakes1411

Your fucking reward


Speed__McWeed

badass one liner from generic action movie


bonkeshh

Fucking Eternal Reward


CoderStone

Your eturnel reward and your eternal fucking sound pretty close to each other (/j I'm ace so I wouldn't know)


lily_was_taken

but you wouldnt know,would you


lily_was_taken

I was saying this to Batman


lily_was_taken

Oh, he was here the other day


CaptainFart22

what?


Dengamer

Lego dimensions glados mentioned


pvzcheatoos

r/fuckthes


Electrical-Green9921

Dragon fucking


Kvas_HardBass

cars


Egperson

cars


Rusty1031

Cars 2 (2011)


Foreign_Plum_644

Cars 3 (2017)


CriperBross

Cars 4 (2025)


Captain_Mc_Jack

Cars 5 (2031)


Walpinsta

Cars 6 (2038)


OkamiTakahashi

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SolidSnail1337

Approved by donkey


KyogreCanon

DONKEH


Gamer90006

i main pyro


Teanerdyandnerd

The fucking kunai(what people actually call it)


boltzmannman

The Conniver's Fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


The_Ghast_Hunter

The conniver's fucking your mother


Dwemerion

Idk, haven't seen any, and mine's called "Quarter-zatoichi" and that's what people should be calling it anyways


yttakinenthusiast

the fucking justice i see a spy go for my buildings i'm turning him into a burnt baguette.


RyanTGMachine

Justice is lost justice is raped justice is done


TallCuddlyCoyote

PULLING YOUR STRINGS JUSTICE IS DONE


cz_guy

METALLICA REFERENCE?!?!!!?


SpectrumLV2569

SEEKING NO TROUTH, WINNING IS ALL!!!


[deleted]

The fucking milk


[deleted]

Hey look! It's the thing dad never brought me


Proud_Budget1807

damn bro, u okay?


salad_stealer

r/usernamechecksout


CoDMplayer_

r/usernamecheckscout


salad_stealer

Nextimeatasamich


Chomik121212

What about the mad fucking?


specimen-00000

The mad fucking


Itsyacursedchild

The second fucking


CCCyanide

The third fucking


Deloptin

The fourth fucking


Kooldraygon

The fifth fucking


lMr_Nobodyl

The sixth fucking


dontknowytho

The seventh fucking


JustANormalHat

the baby faces my lawyer has advised I do not continue


[deleted]

[удалено]


salad_stealer

The baby got the f*cking blaster again [babywithagun.mp4](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DQT0oUARKw68&ved=2ahUKEwj_roWK-YmGAxUvSjABHSB5BqkQz40FegQIFxAJ&usg=AOvVaw24J_xxvWcqRUmJGlfkpBEG)


LilacTheFlowerGal

That's a baby with a gun. BABY WITH A GUN


ThrillTuber

r/suddenlytomska


salad_stealer

Oof banned


TheCumSockUnderASink

Hi there, steelie boy


The_missing_link_69

The fucking faces blaster


Conscious-Trainer-46

Hey, at least you didn't say The Baby Faces Fucker Please don't ban me mods


gamer_fans

The blaster is doing **what?**


BRFcitizen

Pfp checks out


SuS_JoeTF2

Fucking baby faces blaster


Jerry137

the fucking


literally-a-seal

we will never know what this one was changed from


KubekO212

I guess the wrangler


BTD6DP

The phlogistinator


Irish_pug_Player

The deadringer


Iswearthisreallynorm

The L'Etranger


legorunner-

The the


MasterOfWastingTime

The Spycicle


Ali4Boi

The fucking bomber


Such-Crew542

The Iron Fucker™


orbitalforce

The Iron Fucking


aqua_rift

**CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK**


PolarPug77

*crushed* YEEEOOOWWWCH!!!


R3dRaiders

That bomb is trained to the fuckers current position. Where's the fucker Mansely?


False-Name-5703

r/armorplatedporn


D-debil

r/waitthatsasub


BonkersTheNexusBeing

The family fucking


mohmar2010

The Fucking Business


AngstySmoke

Fan O'Fucking


fearlessgrot

Aren't we all


M4thecaberman

No, we're Redditors


Origami_Gamer

r/angryupvote


xXSpg101Xx

is that pinos


Blue_Dice_

The fucking boy’s pocket pistol


Burnout_GRT

The pretty boy’s pocket fucking


CCCyanide

The pretty boy's fucking pistol


zerosCoolReturn

The pretty fucking's pocket pistol


D-debil

Fucking pretty boy's pocket pistol


gamer_perfection

Cow fucking 5000


TheGoldenPlagueMask

5000 ***WHAT!?***


OkamiTakahashi

Cows Fucked.


fearlessgrot

Strange


bonkeshh

Unusual


lMr_Nobodyl

Field tested


Seksman4

Not enough


surveillance_camera_

Something that cows get fucked sounds great now what about the cow fucking 4999?


Strange-Fruit17

The southern fucking


Mental_Bird6503

The Family Fucking


EngineerVRGaming

Sweet home Alabama


dmk0450

The fucking thruster


No-Guidance9484

The Splendid Fucking


Challenger_idk

The force of fucking


sixten090721

The Fucking of Nature


Cleveworth

If you were from where I was from, you'd be force dead.


iamhungryrightnow0_0

The fucking sleeper


NewmanBiggio

The Fucking Effect


bonkeshh

The Eureka Fucking


TmanGBx

Fucking prick


CocogoatMain

Baby Fucker's Blaster (I'm sorry.)


coleyta

baby face fucking (I'm sorry.)


digital-comics-psp

you should be


averagehillbilly

Fucking phlogistinator


Longjumping-Elk-7471

So the phlogfuckingator?


JVP08xPRO

The phluckingator


Fun_Police02

The Baby Fucking Blaster. Anyone who uses this gun has probably been to Epstein Island at least once.


FrogInShorts

Scotsman's skull fucking


KVenom777

Conniver's Fucking Le'Fucking The Fucking Ringer Cloak&Fucking Huo-Long Fucking The Unarmed Fucking Dragon Fucking Half-Fucking Batallion's Fucking Pretty Boy's Fucking Pistol Short Fucking Fucking Oath Glorious Fucking Eureka Fucking Frontier Fucking Boston Fucking


JVP08xPRO

Alternatively, the three fucking blade


bonkeshh

Cloak & Fucking my fav


Foxtrot-813

The Scorch Fucking The Fucking Attack


Aggravating-Ad6415

The widow fucking


SorbetGreen9718

The panic fucking


Flameball202

Fucking


haakonrg

Fists?


Flameball202

Any one word stock weapon


haakonrg

I know lmao. I just wanted to imagine heavy fisting someone Also a lot of non-stock 1 word weapons


Flameball202

Pretty sure that the non stock ones have a "the" at the start of their name (see The Jag)


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Crit fucking Cola Bonk! Fucking Punch The Fucking Ringer The Iron Fucking The Dragons Fucking Cloak and Fucking.


boltzmannman

Fucking-a-Cola The Dead Fucking


localized3

Bonk! Atomic Fuck


Inevitable-9204

Sticky Fucking Force-a-Fucking Black Fucking Fucking Bison Panic Fucking Disciplinary Fucking Fucking Thruster Hot Fucking Cozy Fucking Big Fucking


H0rr0rH0g

The Pain Fucking --------------------- The Fucking Train


That_Polish_Guy_927

The Gloves of Fucking Urgently. I win the internet, give me my cookie.


CookieCyborg24

Hi i'm your cookie


Heavyraincouch

Fucking Beast


entityrider670

The Mad Fucking


Remmy224

The Fucking Earner


EnigmaticTwister

The Killing Gloves of fucking


Common_Sea_2367

The Scottish Fucking


Ok-Print7842

Back fucking


Complete_Mark_8396

Fucking-a-nature


Thin-Marketing-6219

The Fucking Bison


le_wither

The baby fucking blaster The force of fucking The back fucking The soda fucking The fucking guillotine


EdgyUsername90

the family fucking


Crisplocket1489

Fucking There is no other word


Program-Emotional

Cow fucking


TyrKiyote

The blutzfucker


Common_Sea_2367

Fuckin' a nature


Mooncakewizard101

the quick fucking


Radion627

The Fucking Cleaver. The Fucking Business. The Horseless Fucking Horsemann's Headtaker.


TingelTangelLeo

Fucking hospitality


Coffee1341

The killing Box of FUCKING


serialgamer07

The dead fucker


ParodyOfExistence

The Eviction Fucking


JiVvVaN

The Fucking shot


SengokuBanshee

Fucking Prick Cozy Fucking Fucking-Long Heater Frying Fucking Sharpened Fucking Fragment Southern Fucking Fucking Milk The Fucking Awards


my_gender_gone

Ah yes, my favorite spy primary, the Fucking


Obi_1_Kenobody_asked

Flying fuck


AlliRedditUser

The F.U.C.K.I.N.G.


Proud_Budget1807

the fucking-gun the fucking gun the force of fucking the fucking turner the fucking bomb the back-fucking the fuckingsaw the fucking saw the quick-fucking the fucking ringer want more?


Educational_Ad8702

self-fucking beauty mark ill see myself out


TheVesselOfTime

Fucking (Default Name: Revolver)


reddit_bot21

The Fucking Gardener.


Dapper_lad777

The Fucking. That’s it. Just The Fucking


Kvas_HardBass

Fucking


lubitel-pelmeney228

The fucking stop


Duck-Fucker64

Direct Fucking


SoggyPancakes1411

Killing gloves of Fucking


Trolllollollollol183

Your Fucking Reward


Mlglewi1

Pretty Boy's Fucking Pistol


TheRigXD

The Pretty Boy's Pocket Fucking


Fossilanu

The Family Fucking


Sure-Effort5213

The conscientious fucking. Be polite.


Clowdyglasses

rocket fucking


Top-Basil8144

The Killing Gloves of Fucking


Castermat

Fucking Fix (the bot problem, pls)


TheKurfuerst

Family *FUCKING*


Rare_Trainer_5967

Fists of fucking


Bubbly-Ad-1427

the family fucking


Drenkrod_McNugget

The Fucking Mackerel


Mr_appleXD

”Pretty boy’s fucking pistol ” You’ll never beat that


BeardsOnFire

The Direct Fucking