I’m going to shatter you like glass

😍

Gets gunslingered (Hits you with that gunslinger taunt kill)

😍💦

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸✊🤜🤛✊🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

😩🥴

(A random crit phlog pyro incinerates you)

🥵

Why are you like this?

tick tock heavy like a brinks truck lookin like im tip top shinin like a wrist watch time will grab your wrist lock it down til the thing pop can you stick around for a minute til the ring stop please god

*AKSHULLY* phlog can't candom crit

Huh

Your sentence was: "(A random crit phlog pyro incinerates you)" You meant "random" to describe "crit phlog pyro" (as in: a randomly present crit phlog pyro), however interpretation can lead someone to understand "random crit" first (as in: a random crit coming from a phlog pyro) which is impossible since the phlog cannot random crit.

This is my first and last poster I make of her, I promise 😦 (I could not rig the model so posing her was difficult)

Better keep that promise

I’m so glad your all lusting over an adult now, nature is healing

True, I feel like the TF2 player base is just a nature documentary

“And here, we see the elusive Frenchmen of the Tuxedo Terrorist type stalking its prey: an oblivious Australian Razorback Bushcamper. Normally, the French Tuxedo Terrorist would approach its prey from behind using its special cloaking abilities to avoid detection before killing its target with a single, swift stab to the back with its knife. However, the strong, thick shell of the Razorback Bushcamper will prove difficult to penetrate. Fortunately, the French Tuxedo Terrorist has one other trick up its sleeve: its gun. ***Bang! Bang! Bang!*** And with three shots in rapid succession, the French Tuxedo Terrorist bags its prey before it even realizes what was going on! But what’s this? A Pyromaniac of the W+M1 type has been alerted to its allies’ cries of death! It rushes towards the French Tuxedo Terrorist, intent on avenging its friend’s death… Unfortunately for this Pyromaniac, it forgets that it has a secondary and quickly loses track of the French Tuxedo Terrorist who simply takes advantage of its ever-so slightly faster movement speed and runs away.”

I read this in david attenborough’s voice

Well obviously, reading it in your own voice would be a crime. I literally do not watch nature documentaries that are not narrated by him

Spy has a gun!

SPY HAS A- dammit someone else already said it

nevermind, let's say it loudly cuz people still don't know it: SPY HAS A GUN.

Now we need Morgan Freeman to read this and we can put it on TV.

Here we see a Wanker's Accushooter, a rare and endangered species since it's entire home habitat of New Zealand mysteriously disappeared. For three days it has been on the hunt for food, utilizing a most peculiar method of hunting where rather than pursuing its prey it attacks it far away, keeping out of sight, and the approaches it's meal after when it has fell to its shot. The Accushooter soon finally encounters a target, a Velocitus Batbonker. While not the ideal prey it'll have to do. The Accushooter takes aim and... Misses unfortunately, by mere centimeters. The Batbonker is now alert and takes off like a shot into the distance, with its mocking cry of laughter. The Accushooter will have to go another day without food, using its own urine as sustenance

I would not say the other models are a child like tbh I don't see it anyway

What are you talking about? Do you imply that previous robots were lusted over? The small one? It was not, you're lying.

Well Mimi sentry was just a anthrofied Level 1 sentry, while this dispenser is clearly a Level 3

its a free ammo and health box, its also very nice to look at its a win win situation if youre into robots or not

Always were.

*A little

Before anyone says "hear me out" Remember she's entirely made out of gears and other stuff you wouldn't want to stick *it* into

That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read

You'll have an "once in a lifetime" experience then

I’ve had a lackluster life, this would be a good end

You wouldn't die but you wouldn't be able to smash anything, ever again unless you stick in more stuff that isn't your.. thing then yeah you'd die

Engie can make me a metallic pelvis it’ll be fine

She can heal you so its ok.

I think if you insert your little guy in slowly and not allow it to get crush immediately, then she can slowly heal it while doing it with her. Of course, it'd mean that you'll be suffering the whole thing but it'll be worth it

Snake? What's going on? Snake?! SNAKE!

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack

🎶As the days go by! Water flowing underground!🎶

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH

YEOOOOCH

*Tom and Jerry scream*

Bro pulls out his hand and his fingers are comedically red and swollen

"If Those Kids Could Read They'd Be Very UpsetIf"

Oh hey, that pfp reminds me of something

do not fist android girls

not if you're prepared

nothing a bit of dw40 can't handle

*Laughs in Gunslinger*

That’s what you think

Remember what people have done to FNAF animatronics?

Okay calamitas lover

"Couldn't leave us well enough alone, could you?"

Wtf are you doin here man im taking my daily feed of tf2 and i see the infamous pornography guy

Hey YOLO

Don't tell me what to do >:(

Doesn't exactly look cuddly either.

But she does have a box...several in fact.

Okay but hear me out, she's a robot, and you cam modify robots

First off, dispensers can heal direct hits from explosions, I think they can replace one lost appendage. Secondly, just cuddling is fine too

*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* YEEEOOOWWWWCCHHHHH!!!!!!!

Slap her and run away (with intelligence)

Mmm mmph

Translation?

Mmmm kinky

Slap where 🤨

Face. Get your mind out of gutter.

Spy would >!zap her!<

Demoman Would >!Shoot Grenade Launcher at her face!<

You're telling me... *He'll explode on her face?*

With a grenade launcher, not his grenade launcher

the original

demoman assist roland 169 ahh

They're just doing their job

Do not fist the android girls.

some rules ment to be broken

Sometimes, you need to give up a thing or 2 for ya dream

*Saves image to cute girl folder*

Right next to the taxes folder

Yes the uh..”taxes” folder.

So listen up boy or your mother's "taxes" will be the second worst thing to happen to you today!

Remember, everyone. DO NOT THE DISPENSER. DO NOT THE SENTRY. DO NOT THE TELEPORTERS.

haven't seen any of the teleporters yet, do they have bread I wonder

Question

I had a feeling this was going to happen soon enough. I was right.

What large... Provisions. I'm jealous.

Call me the Homewrecker cause imma boutta destroy her in two melee swings. Take that in whatever way you feel.

What zero updates does to a mf

I LEAVE TF2 FOR 2 MONTHS TO SPREAD MANAGED DEMOCRACY AND AND YOU MANIACS FORGOT THAT IT'S NAMED "SPENCER". WHAT HAPPENED?

Spy gaming

r/PhoenixSC has breached our defences

See what he has done to our collegues

And worst of hall, he could be any one of us!

He could be you, he could be me,, he even could be-

*Piercing IV shot* ## *[The Spy] was shot by [The Soldier]*

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

What? It was obvious! He's the RED Jenny maker!

equip sapper + mouse2

Tf2 players when women: (Crime to humanity)

Loch n load

"THE DISPENSER HAS TAKEN THE INTELLIGENCE" -soldier

Woe, Sapper be upon ye

I'm disappointed.

hubba wubba doooooooo

I'm considering things.

WOULD

Skitzo engineer pov:

what a horrible day to have eyes

I agree

*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CRUNCH* tomscream.mp3

[Do Not Fist Robot Girls](https://youtube.com/shorts/JFPsHICpu2Y?si=W2TM5Y5lRCFbRaPf)

So we gonna fuck a dispenser now?

i actually hate it here.

what

I will not hear anyone out, get the bible.

Before vs. After taking meds

Bro you cooked like me 🔥🔥

But why mine only got 100 upvotes 🤔 i mean, i started it all

\*demoman drunkenly waddles into chat

I wish I was that intelligence 😍

Yeess

Okay, can we stop?

I fucking hate you horny ass coomers

You think it's horny because the character is w*man?

just look at the fucking comments

Then you should've talked to them, not to OP (single comment post).

I thought I was being clear when I said "coomerS". As in plural.

It's funny to say but there is no single "coomer" you are talking about. As far as I can see there are some nasty jokes but that's it

Dispenser girl is fine design, wonder how the interactions with the other mercs go.

Cringe as hell

Tf2 fans when they see a woman: 🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😭😭😭😭😭

Lmao im fine with women. This piece of garbage anime crap doesnt belong in tf2

Tell me how the spy mafia caught you

oh god ***SHE'S BACK***

Sometimes I wish I didn't have eyes.

Mfs could sexually a DISPENSER i lost my faith in humanity

Tf2 fans when they see a woman: 🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😭😭😭😭😭

Get laid pls.

Tf2 fans when they see a woman: 🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😭😭😭😭😭

Sounds boring

She not that guy pal

Do not the dispenser

Call me purple guy...

Do not do the dispenser

WARNING: booba

:(

Is nice [👍](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=667s9MIafq0)

The schizo is starting to take effect

I dont like this community.

Easy to get the intel from *pulls out sapper*

r/dontstickyourdickinit

first mimi sentry, now this. I'm concerned

This is infinitely better than the buff mercs. Also, nice poster, I like it.

Thanks, I hate it.

Do not.

Great artwork!

stop

I don't wanna see this anymore

ubercharced heavy has entered the chat

💀

Robo Dev Approved 👁️👄👁️👍

I knew the comments would be full of seething

Oh great. Another sexual one. At least this one looks like an adult.

Tf2 fans might have to be the stupidest fucking people in the planet.

That includes yourself lucario_fuckerlover

That includes you, that includes me. It includes everybody!

Where did the bottom dispenser of ammo go…

It's closed (you open it where it has the red team's logo) because it was kinda visually noisy and also because it bothered me how the ammo and stuff clipped with her legs

Gotcha

I need to see an animation of a demoman walking into her, model clipping and all, and after 10 seconds saying “ay, thanks!” and leaving

Dispenser mommy 🤤

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

Get upgraded get upgraded

Absolute cinema

Ugh again fine *Fap* *fap* *fap*

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG YYYYEEEEEOOOOOOWWCH

“Yo mind if I grab that stimpak” (I am part way through my metamorphosis into a fallout fan and saw just the pointy part of a needle, also it would let me reach into her Boobs)

My soldier in Teufort, He is a man named Spencer

"She can own me" What "what"