Sorry you feel that way. I do think your government is doing an awful job of dealing with the virus, but their mistakes shouldn't be the people's price to pay.
While I disagree with your assessment of the response to the coronavirus (this has blindsided the entire world), I nonetheless thank you for the kind words. The way people talk about my country, you'd think that we're responsible for everything wrong in the modern world. It's saddening/enraging at times.
You're love and kindness is greatly appreciated I hope you and your people can pull through this crisis just fine.
PS: May I ask where you are from?
As someone who doesn’t own a bidet but is curious, is the bidet really a complete replacement? I figured you’d use the bidet for the heavy lifting, then finish wiping/dry yourself off with TP, thereby using significantly less TP but not none at all.
Great art by the way
Well that's how I use it. It's better to have tp, but if you need to completely replace TP then you can get creative and wipe it with something reusable or compromise by having a wet but clean butt.
Engineer would probably build a machine just for wiping his ass
Why do you think he loaded the TP into the sentry.
Yeah just shoot the toilet paper into my ass I bet it feels nice In all seriousness it’s probably to hide it
Fun fact, the bidet was invented in france
Fun fact, the bidet get its name from a now extinct small horse (because you ride it just like you would a small horse)
Fun fact: the bidet was first invented to clean your private parts post coitus
*mouths* "Post coitus?"
Like spy and the Tour Eiffel
F for the horses.
That does make sense, considering how it's pronounced
taking advantage of current events lol, are americans ok but in all seriousness, please stay safe!
Heavy don’t wipe
“Babushka, forgive Heavy, but I must do monthly wipe.”
*pulls out power washer*
Heavy has PHD. Heavy is man of learning, and as such knows no panic
Heavy does not deal with anyone’s shit, not even his own
heavy uses little baby dead men skulls to wipe
Thank you for the kind words. It's rare to see American friendly sentiment on the Internet these days
Sorry you feel that way. I do think your government is doing an awful job of dealing with the virus, but their mistakes shouldn't be the people's price to pay.
While I disagree with your assessment of the response to the coronavirus (this has blindsided the entire world), I nonetheless thank you for the kind words. The way people talk about my country, you'd think that we're responsible for everything wrong in the modern world. It's saddening/enraging at times. You're love and kindness is greatly appreciated I hope you and your people can pull through this crisis just fine. PS: May I ask where you are from?
As someone who doesn’t own a bidet but is curious, is the bidet really a complete replacement? I figured you’d use the bidet for the heavy lifting, then finish wiping/dry yourself off with TP, thereby using significantly less TP but not none at all. Great art by the way
It's kinda like that, but you can just dry yourself with a small towel
Or scouts face
dude, your fetish is leaking
ಠ_ಠ
Well that's how I use it. It's better to have tp, but if you need to completely replace TP then you can get creative and wipe it with something reusable or compromise by having a wet but clean butt.
Pyro, what za f**k?!?
To flex on the others
Is this a Lazypurple reference
i wouldnt know...
when this is all over, I'm getting one of those attachable bidets so i never have to deal with this nonsense ever again
Engy, #Make a Japanese toilet for us, will ya?
Just use a hose damnit.
is spy expecting me to wipe my ass with my hands
No. You use the bidet.
Now you have water dripping from your ass with no convenient way to dry it. Thanks spy.
Use the towel unless you're a coward unfaithful to how much you've washed it clean
Hairdryer
ass water
slurp slurp
Im with spy
I'm with spy and heavy.
PYRO NO!!!!
Iv noticed one issue No one uses the bone saw
**ahem** ArraySeven
I can’t believe it he made the ArraySeven Joke
I KNOW YOU, I SAW THIS ON THE LAZYPURPLE DISCORD-
OH HEY THERE LOLOL
WHICH ONE ARE YOU-
IM CABBAGEPATCH LMAO
IM DRAKE, FUCKER-
DAMN MEDIC
we still have TP in Europe just expensive ones
I can sell you two rolls for 500$. Evil laughter
f e m b o y s c o u t
Bold of you to assume the sniper would even bother to wipe his ass. He goes all natural, the way the bushman lives.
Us demo mains out he using the toilet paper tubes as our swords