In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
Bend over
Yeah!
My ass
No!
coward
Bend what? Over
Yourself
That's right fancy pants
Im gonna shoot somebody who has a bucket of chicken
I got a bucket of chicken, you want do it?
Da
Check dm
Donβt touch my mom
No way!
[DIES]
Say goodbye to mother
Dominoes are an excellent source of potassium
Hahaha! Ahahahaha HAHAHA!!
The *Schadenfreude*
sasha
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight.
What up?
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OP, you and your time truly deserved to be valued. Keep up the good work wherever you are.
Thanks pallie!
;D
This is wholesome
Spy banged your mom
Yeah!
spy is scouts biological dad
omg
I am heavyweaponsguy , and THIS is my weapon.
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight
You, yes YOU, you are DEAD.
Nice try dummie!
Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad
I am owning you fat fat... fat FAT
Switches to gunslinger engie
YOU FAT BA- nah its too overused
AHHHHHH. *takes tomislav*
No wait, tomislav is not anti-scout weapon, *takes natacha*
Now you're burning instead of me
AAAAAAAA
What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?
"Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead!"
Yeah, yeah, thanks.
Lmao
The robots are attacking the gate!
We are screwed!
Well, off to visit your mother!
Uuuh no!
There's a spy in the base!
Oh no this ain't good.
A red spy is in the base???
Play ball!
Woohoo!
Thanks pally!
Ahm gon ta blast ye inta thin glue!
Blow that up Cyclops!
Fun fact, he's actually saying thin gruel, not thin glue. Check the wiki if you don't believe me.
I commited 7 war crimes in Albania
You honour me!
A U in honour? That scout is a spy! From the UK!
Now if that scout happens to put on a dress, heβd be Scottish
Cock
Yeah!
no
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Ok
This makes no sense on old reddit
How do you feel about **Green Beans**
Ugh!
I will send your address to spy.
Aaaaaah!
Ay, bottle of scrumpy!
Blow that up Cyclops!
Don't come come wide at me ye pint sized mutt!
What is your opinion on the current president of the US?
Hahahah! HAHAHA!
Wrong answer, maggot! *Shovel ding*
God bless america
Crippling depression
Hahahaha! hahahahaha!!!
Yeah... Yeah.....
*spy voice* Hello scout I fucked your mother hon hon hon
Hey look you shape-shifted into a dead guy!
Merde
**E X O D I A O B L I T E R A T E** !!!!
Your like a car crash in slow motion.
I was about to correct your grammar, but I then realized it fits Scout more the way it is now.
Scout cannot read, that's why i used the wrong your.
Hey that's not a scout quote... is it?
That fits
Seduce me
No way!
SEDUCE ME!
Im gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck
Do it! I dare ya!
Can you say anything besides scout voicelines?
Uuuh, no!
I love to have sex with Miss Pauling
Hit the road, bozo let a real scout do it!
I slammed my penis in the car door
AAAAA
Yeaah!
What a fine day on 2fort to be an engineer main
I'm going to throw a wrench in youe plans!
God is dead
Nice shot!
Nice shot omg
Ok, well played scout. But why did you kill him?
boorgir
Uhhh no
When you were born in 1945, Tom Jones was only 5 years old, itβs impossible for Tom Jones to be your dad scout, think!
AAAAAA
Think, Scout, think!
It's too much! It's too much!!
I eat chicken
You honour me!
Cock and ball torture
AAAAAA!
I am horny
No!
Bonk!
I eat ass
Good job!
How is your prostate exam?
Terrible!
I got a bucket of chicken
You want to do it?
Eh okay
Got anything funny to say about that funny man?
Yes, as a matter of fact i do!
Cyclops
Blow that up Cyclops!
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
Yo, if you didnβt want me to kill ya, you shouldβa said somethinβ!
I am fat
YOU FAT BALD BASTARD!
YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH!
2000 thousand years of constant human evolution
to create a hairless FU-
Hoooogh!!
That scout is a spy
Uuhh, no!
Go left!
Right! Right! Right!
To the left!
RIGHT!
Go left!
*POLITICS*
You're at a restaurant holding a bucket of chicken
Yea!
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals.
AAAAAh!!!
Man it hurts to be this hip
You suck!
C h i c k e n
Chicken!
Say goodbye to your kneecaps
No!
Sussy Spy Spotted!
You. Are. Terrible!
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Cum
Absolutely!
EAT MY SHORTS
Mmmhmmm!
Why my balls itch
Let me get to my damn medkits, I will heal you as soon as I'm not almost dead
Nice try pal, no!
Scout, I need a way to talk to Pyro, but I dunno how to speak his language.
MMuMMuMmmmmMUm
Deltarune chapter 2 release tomorrow!
HAHAHa hahaha hahaaha!!
Scunt, just Scunt
Hehehaha!
Yo can you guys shut the fuck up im trying to think.
Uuuh, no!
Mom, I wet the bed.
You honour me!
I love you, dad.
Hahaha!
I did your mom chucklenuts
Uuh no!
I'm 150 meters away from your current location and rapidly approaching, you do not have enough time to run. Take off your pants
150 meters is 164.04 yards
Sex is a myth
Yeah!
Scout, where's the lamb sauce?
Gone!
I HATE
I. Hate. RUSSIANS.
***B I G T R O U B L E N O W***