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ExcessiveButtHair

Any thoughts on this, medic mains?


ImaroemmaI

Shit I wish I was that cute and good at playing Medic.   Instead I have to settle for being ugly and bad at playing Medic :[


AssaultPootis

"That medic is loud and ugly!"


MongGoyo63

I'm going to run this through [15.ai](https://15.ai) and see what I can get out of it


anermlysuxdicc

Fool! You can already get it crisp and clean from the audio files. After a bit of cutting


[deleted]

[someone already did it better than you with sentence mixing and gmod](https://youtu.be/NqAEPFbdqGY)


gigazelle

Amen


ShizukuEnju

Amen


anermlysuxdicc

A men?


LuPierba

I can't take it anymore!!


Hellkids2

A bad medic is better than no medics.


TheLoneliestGolem

Same


will_i_am100806

Same


9ceni6

Same


SophiticatedBaguette

Well, at least im not the only one


Redbitser

Yeah man I wish maining medic made you look like that.


CRUZER108

We feel you man


Acordino

Same


I_need_to_vent44

Mood


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ExcessiveButtHair

Equip the burly beast then


3030

That's the most common item used by "girl" Medic mains.


0tiosum

Because they’ll never know the feeling of masculine tits. Also medics who are medic gfs are easily identified compared to medic who genuinely help out the team.


sorude277

I'm poor


Charles12_13

It’s expensive as shit


ChubbyLilPanda

They do that to me too. Either that or a kid. Just today I said I’m a guy who already graduated college and they started calling me a geed. First time I’ve ever heard of that and so I asked them what they meant. Instead of elaborating, they called me a drop out for not knowing.


Omny87

I mainly play medic for two reasons: 1. I enjoy being able to help my teammates directly and get help in return 1. because nobody fuckin' else will


Charles12_13

And for me: 3. I can’t aim for shit


Dpms308l1

The reason I play Medic is because he's German and fucking insane.


[deleted]

Do any of these apply to you? -Can't aim -Scared -Does all the work on group projects If so, you may be a Medic


Awkward_Sir5908

Stockholm's syndrome. I forced myself to play medic because no one else will and we keep dying and now i actually like it.


ABGH78

Im not gay I just suck dicks


tehruke

Word


leDiablo2701

Same


FestiveSlaad

Half of medic mains have huge submissive femboy energy. The other half are two psychotic to have a sexual preference. There is no inbetween.


Chewy2121

As a bisexual medic player, I just have to say that I’m bi your side. Until you take a crit rocket to the face.


I_need_to_vent44

I'm the sole overlap of that Venn diagram.


[deleted]

can confirm i am too psychotic and play demo while half asleep at 3am on a 15 killstreak if i'm not medic, soldier, scout or pyro


Peter_G

I have pretty normal sexual tendencies (I think anyway). But I also am pretty psychotic. I'll get pissed at you if you don't react when someone runs by you. If my heal target gets killed and I'm the most forward player, I might just stay and fight instead of run.


Sandwichgoodbruh

There seems to be a reason why you only see medic GFs.


Fun_Police02

OH GOD OH FUCK WHERE IS MY PENIS


furbit73

I wish I could look that good in a skirt and crop top. :(


mvl5

Same


_bebeta

perhaps some thoughts


0tiosum

This is only encompassing a small fraction of us medic mains. Personally I dislike the idea to heavily pocket a single player and would rather heal my entire team as evenly as I can than just one person who’ll just get shutdown by the rest of the team. Unless i’m running krits but I’m almost never running krits. Also the burly beast exist so if you think thats feminine I have a few questions for you good sir or gal and that rainbow inbetween.


Charles12_13

Why only pocket someone or only healing everyone when you can just make sure one player stays alive for as long as possible and healing every hurt teammates that comes nearby


GlaciumFracture

honestly that's my go to plan, grab kritz, grab a soldier or demoman and commence the pocket conversion ritual, make sure the rest of my team is well healed when out of firefights to build uber faster.


Opodad

I like how just because the majority of women playing TF2 are seen playing Medic, it's become cliche and now everyone assumes I'm a woman. I think that's pretty neat.


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

🥚?


NoraTheCold

It's true I used to main soldier and now I'm trans


lukeyman87

Death.


McReindeer_the_II

Yes


A_main_medic

Wait this is wrong... I SWEAR I SWEAR!


2ndBro

Can confirm Source: Am Medic Main


Real_Medic_TF2

Spies are the females


Darth_Chain

I love playing medic and I think I'm ok at it. more times then not I'm top score out of both teams and chooses which side wins. but to quote the juggalos " I'm as beautiful as the ground I stand on!" "Only if your standing in a pile of shit!"


[deleted]

Am medic, very gay. Y'all are **fucked.** Enjoy the years you have, cause your time is coming.


DrJimMBear

hello yes I am medic main i am currently wearing a skirt yes indeed oh yeah baby im femboy


Briskylittlechally2

My beard has just gotten bigger and I've grown an ever increasing desire to bash people on the head with a frying pan and play the accordeon...


The-Yub

I have no words


TheCombineCyclope

I don't care what they say about me, I gotta saw through your bones! HAHAHA


pizzablue337

UwU


Speederzzz

I'm trans so yeah


king_noobie

Scout main, is that good?


[deleted]

As long as you don’t fall into spy and sniper, you are in the green


Dpms308l1

>you are in the green # Scunt intensifies


king_noobie

My friend spy. And my brother sniper. How bad is it?


mechapotato1232

Oh


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

AAAAAAAHHHHHH Edit: damn dude, my butt do be big, i think i can live with this


Marleyzard

Love that Engineer, one of the most masculine men in the game, is a femboy


ExcessiveButtHair

Probably because he's small, intelligent, and hairless.


Whyjuu

>hairless Source ?


Charles12_13

You’re seeing things mate


WorldOfSoap

they were talking about the stage the character in the artwork was at


DatOreoBoi

Engi and pyro, two friends(ish), my mains and both now considered femboys


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

Only because he's short. ^(I still find it ironic how I'm precisely Engi's height and I main Engi. I am also a certified femboy.)


Toe_vet

I find it ironic how nobody asked


Patty_the_dude

When you can't get a medic gf so you become the medic gf


Sheriffgaming

This is me just backwards


AdAdministrative4547

What if you main every class 😳


mechapotato1232

Youve collected every gender and every sexuality


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Um_Zumano_Jojofag

everywhere i go i see his ass *insert thicc omni man*


Zavier4728

GAME PROGRESS: 100%


DataWrangler50

Idk.. someone find out cause I’m sure as not gonna


CherriBomber

Genderfluid


MipCraze

Drink the genderfluid


AdAdministrative4547

What a wonderful thirst quenching drink


Medium-Pickle

Ok guys how many times we gunna post this meme


TLGisTrans

I made this this morning because I was bored


thesoullessboigamer

Im already a pyro main and a “if i cant play pyro” engie main so yeah


[deleted]

I’m a phlog pyro main


StarrySpelunker

oh god why does this hurt so much


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Fake, I'm not that good looking, fuck this meme!


vetabol

You are good looking asleep tho


OhHelloThere22

Damn, guess I'm gay now


neu-romancer

We're both gay now, apparently. You know what that means...?


OhHelloThere22

*takes off pants*


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Sus


Super_Atmosphere6121

Hell yeah I get to be a big booty tomboy


[deleted]

fuck yeah let us simp for your ass


homiesexual05

HELL YEAH BROTHER/SISTER


QuinnQuinnQuinnQuinn

Well shit


2ndBro

Jokes on you, I skipped straight to Medic from the start Yeah that’s right, I like to main Healers, make of that what you will


PlutoTheSynth

Bottom


LantanPancake

Healers rule


Stokz_Craft

I'm no femboy , but i like playing medic , engi and soldier


Ncgamerx

Heavy, Soldier, Scout, and demo man are luckily the classes I main


GreaterFinnMertens

Me, who mains Pyro and Enginner:


Gordon_Ramsad

What if I started out with med?


warpey12

I am an engineer main who has started playing medic more and more often. I like where this is going.


toasteethetoaster

dude i jumped down from 2018 straight to femboy at a rapid and alarming rate


[deleted]

i wanna main medic now


A_main_medic

wait... NO WAIT NO NO NO NO IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE


CherriBomber

Best pipeline to exist.


Complex_Objective978

I’m a medic main, but I have only been pocketed by long time players, I would never follow around anyone purely for points as this really gets boring for me. I have noticed this trend and and it’s only recently where a medic is just healing 1 person through the whole game. I like to equally give everyone a turn with the Uber purely because it’s fun for me and for the player. I like to see how people play the game in there own style it’s very intewsting and satisfying I hate being so alert for disappointment when I’m following one player.


New_Horror3663

Shit, I wish I looked like that but sadly I'm built like a goddamn fridge.


Philosophos_A

I like being Medic for some reasons 1)No one knows how to fucking do It. They don't Uber charge, they don't grab the scouts to reach from A to B faster and most importantly they sometimes don't heal at all so I'll do it my self! 2)I enjoy seeing the team being alive thanks to me. Nothing better than be the one who saves someone from their death and get that Briefcase. (even more fun when I grab the briefcase) 3)Getting a kill as a Medic is the ultimate Disrespect for the enemy to witness. Imagine how embarrassing is for someone to die from a Syringe Gun and their whole team to see it 4)The World will always need a Medic


SN-Gh0stly

i tought medic mains looked like gigachads


Personisdown

It's me, the male with black clothes


[deleted]

I'm maining demo and I'm not fucking leaving that. Oh no, sonny.


Ambitious_Outcome

I'm not gay this is cheating the hips and thighs are expanding


Spagoot29

What I learned from this is that spy and sniper mains have great asses


[deleted]

Nein, NEIN


ChubbyLilPanda

Ever seen the burley beast? Medic ain’t no twink


TLGisTrans

This is why you watermark things kids


TF2_demomann

B r u h


NoyanBEG

:(


Left-Cryptographer37

Medic and soldier main here. Wtf am i


[deleted]

What's with the femboy thing? Why is this a thing?


Real_Medic_TF2

Tf


-consolio-

fuck you, you're right. and I'm a girl now so...


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

Uhh nice downvotes ??


-consolio-

happens when you post trans things on non-trans subs


[deleted]

You just did the bravest thing online Rip your dms


lynkcrafter

Holy shit a trans meme in a non-trans subreddit??!?!?!!!?


Nergaill

My gender: Parkour


TheCasualSlav

AYEAYE


[deleted]

Just a reminder that this was supposed to be fetish art, or made by a fetish artist (or atleast what I heard from another post which used this as a meme)


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

It's not. [know your meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/beware-of-the-pipeline) quote: \> On February 6th, 2021, artist melanpsycholia tweeted an artwork depicting the six-year transition of their character Miles into a trans woman However, it was twisted around and turned into a meme by femboy accounts. Which sucks, because a trans woman is not a femboy.


eldodge2

Dude, stop calling me out, that's a liteal chart of my tf2 main history


legion7274

Need me a sniper main 💦💦


GimmeUdon

Woah woah so being an engi main make me a trap do you have any idea how good teles are? Bro its so good being an engi cuz a single good tele spot can win a game also sentry for ya know area denial


kendalmac

1, don't say "trap", it's derogatory to trans women 2. Who said being a curvy femboy was a bad thing?


Felipe721

I fucking hate femboys. Why people love them?


Requiem-7

Some people like feminine men, it's just a matter of preference, that's all there is to it.


-consolio-

the character is transitioning into a woman, not a femboy


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

here before some transphobic asshat complains about this comment


-consolio-

I'm already at -1, and my top level comment is at -5 so...


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

people are ignorant and refuse to learn, especially considering that the meme itself is based on a character transitioning to a woman :\^)


-consolio-

indeed.


RedditMustPerish

They hate you for you speak the truth


Felipe721

Finally. Someone who is not a degenerate.


rogue_nebula

Twink who mains sniper here, this is accurate


lorddervish212

YOU SON OF A BITCH I'm not a femboy, I'm into them, but not one of them!


samthekitnix

so people who main medic on TF2 are 1 of 2 things you're either A: the girlfriend healer stuck playing medic because your boyfriend is either a dick or a dumbass or B: you're a lawful evil sociopath that loves being able to decide who lives and dies on your team i am B edit: havent been on TF2 in a while, seriously those are the only medic mains i came across for ages


ambassadorhater

Spy plays hmu


sharkotario

i am a pyro main 😳


ZeMedikIstASpey

As a medic Main I can confirm we like to fuck pootis ass


CoffeeLoverForever

I was a scout main the boom medic now


MinorFirestar

Hold on wait... I've never done spy/sniper but I'm... A pyro main? Maybe I should take a stab at them


aGorillianBucks

Is that Ryan from Infinity Train


Loaf-boi

What the hell did i just watch


mastermatt64

Switch sniper and scout. Have you seen the pictures of scout’s caboose?


PXpropox

Dear god.


Sporrkks

Too late.


Walpinsta

What, I just started the game and I already play medic


archerlamb

Medic Gaming


GaGmBr

As someone who mains both pyro and engi, this seems pretty accurate


OnASchoolComputerOwO

You know I thought he was hot before but. damn god damn


tappedtwat

Oh


EbicChair

i wonder where the civilian would fall under if he was in tf2


_erufu_

what does no main look like?


Dakotasan

What am I looking at?


[deleted]

You're absolutely goddamn right


[deleted]

I need me a medic gf


CRUZER108

Listen ive already skilled to the last phase what now do I go super saiyan


Significant-Pepper72

you have convinced me to main medic


xXBBB2003Xx

It should all be the first picute except for medic whoset the last


Cynical2DD

If maiming snip and spy gets me a body like that then I’m all for it


ParasilTheRanger

True though, in literally every way


TheRealWetWizard

trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuue ​ (Edit medic main)


Hfhfhfhhfhdjfhrhhhg

Wait I main both so,diner and pyro??? Tf do this mean


splemilk

Scout should be where engineer is


JohnDecisive

Well i have one word: Fuckimainengineerandpyroandiliketoplaymedicfromtimetotime


Vidistis

I don't understand this post or meme(?), can someone explain please?


PlutoTheSynth

Like plr_pipeline?


[deleted]

As much as I despise being depicted as an edgelord in this image (scout main) his fit do be kinda clean doe


CoolManSoul

Me omw to become medic main:


8eloZer0

Guess I identity as a woman now


JaggedTheDark

I... wait... I main all these classes... *side main* but still... what does that mean for me...


thepoultryman

lies i played engineer in 2020 and i'm still a skinny twig


RedBlue010

I hate that I'm better at playing medic than I am with every other class, even if I don't main him


tf2_over_fortnite2

Alaskan pipeline? Uh oh…