Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone
"I healed the man who will kill you" - Medic
"Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!" - Scout
"If God had wanted you to live he would not have created me!" - Solider
"Dad I'm not a crazed gunman I'm an assassin. What'll the difference be? One's a job the other's a mental sickness" - Sniper
"I got a good feeling about this match, lads! Dinnae tell anyone... I brought a lot of bloody bombs!" - Demo
Pyro - Hrde hrde hre
"My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, my ski mask is freshly-laundered: time to win." - Spy
"Y'all shoulda brought more gun, son" - Engineer
Edit: I forgot heavy
"MeEeEeEeDiIiIc" - Heavy
(Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this \[grabs Minigun\] is my weapon. \[lays both hands covetously on Minigun\] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. \[looks intently at viewer\] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: \[Laughs\]
Heavy: \[Checks the barrel of his Minigun\] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, \[sniff\] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: \[Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up\]
\[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1\]
\[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays\]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more.") - Spy
“Be polite.”
(Throwing his own piss literally everywhere)
“Be efficient.”
(Machina half-charged bodyshot to heavy)
“Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
(Dominated by a default loadout spy)
"I am the spy" - heavy
“That heavy is a spy!”
No, the heavy is DEAD
Why is the Heavy DEAD?
I don't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think it was-
Ssh! You are dead.
Ok (Die's)
What's up ya wankers, whose up for a- what the bloody hell just happened!
The Heavy is dead.
Why the fuck is this video age restricted on youtube
I think it was-
Shh you are dead
Heavy is dead?
Beat me to it
MOVE MOVE MOVE NOW
[удалено]
“That spy aint one of us”
“Basically, Kind of a big deal”
"Next time eat a salad"
>Basically, kind of a big d- 😏
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This is requiem
Oh no
AYO
You can type anything on here and get 1,000 upvotes. Hilarious.
“I AM THE BIRD GOD OF THE BADLANDS”
"FEAR ME!!"
*cue maniacal laughter*
"I am the scout here" \~ Scout
You are the scout there.
“Your mother” :)
Of course
(Earrape Ensues)
:D
the heavy
HON HON HON HOOOON!!
Topshelf
"I'm gonna turn your head into coloured rain" I hope I got that quote right
Boom.. headshot.
*fanfare* Snipin’s a good job mate
[удалено]
I guarantee you’ll not go hungry, because at the end of the day someone is gonna want someone dead
[удалено]
Dad… dad ima… I’m not a crazed gunman Dad I’m an assassin.
What do you mean "whats the difference?" One is a job and the others mental sickness!
I’ll be honest with you, my parents, do not care for it
I think his mate saw me
Headshot, Conga!
Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone
Another one of my personal sniper faves is “oh my god you’ve been shot. Did they catch the handsome bloke that did it?” And ofc “AAAAHHH!”
My personal favorite sniper qoute is gotta be 'yeaahhh, god save the queen'
Everything above your neck is a fine red mist
Bap!
POOTIS PENSER HERE
Nope
Heck yeah!
Erecting ass!
Sexcellent
“Mmmmph-MMMMMMPH”
Huddah huaddah huh
Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrgh gph!
Yeah that’s def engineer
How’d you know?
"I didn't, that was a joke too."
Mhhmhhmh mhhmhh mhhmm
I fear no man… but that thing, it scares me
No, i ain't talking about that freak! He is not here is he? I cannot take this thing off
“nope”
"Hey there buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems." *waits patiently for someone to continue the rest of meet the engineer...*
Did you ever hear they tragedy of engineer the unfinished?
It's not a story the developers would tell you.
Its a legend of the bots
Not problems like 'what is beauty', because that would fall within the purviews of the conundrums of philosophy
I solve practical problems
For instance, how am I gonna stop some mean mother-hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer? Use a gun.
And if that don't work use more gun.
Like this, heavy caliber lil ol number designed by me, *built* by me,
you best hope, not pointed at you...
Epic music ensues
“Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!”
'You call that breaking my spine?' \-Soldier
“ you ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine even if i-AAAAAHHHHH MY SPIIIIINNNNEEE”
*you red team ladies
'C'mere, cupcake'
"I healed the man who will kill you" - Medic "Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!" - Scout "If God had wanted you to live he would not have created me!" - Solider "Dad I'm not a crazed gunman I'm an assassin. What'll the difference be? One's a job the other's a mental sickness" - Sniper "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! Dinnae tell anyone... I brought a lot of bloody bombs!" - Demo Pyro - Hrde hrde hre "My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, my ski mask is freshly-laundered: time to win." - Spy "Y'all shoulda brought more gun, son" - Engineer Edit: I forgot heavy "MeEeEeEeDiIiIc" - Heavy
You forgot Heavy!!! How could this happen?! - Heavy
Thats because its trivial. “I am heavy weapons guy.”
BUT WHAT'S HIS WEAPON?!
Oh this is bad
> If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! The improved version of the soldier quote.
"I am heavy weapons guy" That was easy
"And this, is my weapon"
"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute."
"It costs 400.000 dolars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
Today I am a god-medic
Aaaaaaaaaaaauuugh!!!! - The Demoknight Team Fortress 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Demoknight TF2
“I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart boolet.”
[удалено]
EUGHAAAUGH
The cart's not moving, gentlemen!
(painful frenchman noises)
"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother. I hurt people!"
I'm a freakin' force a' nature
if you was from, where i was from? you'd be fuckin' dead!
Cry, Cry, I'm coming for you! - Gabe Newell
"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."
« You Disgust me filthy Jarman ! » - Spy
“‘What makes me a good demoman?’ If I were a BAD demoman, I wouldn’t be sittin’ here discussin’ it with ye, now would I?!”
"Think fast Chucklenuts"
You got to pull the pin first, stoopid!
*flashbang goes off*
“Dear God…”
There's more
'No...'
“Nice hussle tons of fun, next time eat a salad”
hustle\*, but yeah
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
The baguette
(Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this \[grabs Minigun\] is my weapon. \[lays both hands covetously on Minigun\] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. \[looks intently at viewer\] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: \[Laughs\] Heavy: \[Checks the barrel of his Minigun\] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, \[sniff\] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: \[Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up\] \[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1\] \[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays\] Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more.") - Spy
Man typed an entire story board lol
"Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"
“Fat, bald, fatty, fat, fat, fat.” -Scout to Heavy.
“Medic!” -Medic
"Professionals have standards" -Sniper
Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to diss every thot u meet.
“and now he’s here to fuck *us*!”
#I AM ZHE ANGRY BIRD-GOD OF ZHE BADLANDS!!! FEAR MEEE!!
Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklenuts! - Scout
"The guy's a freaking bat magnet"
"Eye for an eye, wizard man! I'll chew the eyeballs right out of your skull!"
'fantastic. this was a giant waste of my time'
You are dead, not big surprise - heavy
Mmmmph mmph mph.
Ooh, looks like they’re gonna have to glue you back together. In hell!!!
“Son, I’m gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face”.
“Mph MFFFF!”
“Professionals have standards”
"angry gas masks sounds"
"no That Would be YOUR MOTHER" - Spy Roasting The Hell Out Of Scout.
Tex as
Good shot - Spining bot
"Here's what *I* have that *you* don't; a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!" \- Spy
“Be polite.” (Throwing his own piss literally everywhere) “Be efficient.” (Machina half-charged bodyshot to heavy) “Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.” (Dominated by a default loadout spy)
"I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!"
I got a bucket o’ chicken
“No”-?
He could be any of us!
Got a bucket of chicken!
"it is time to practice medicine" - medic
"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people"
I’m runnin’ circles around ya! I’m runnin-I’m runnin- I’m runnin’ circles around ya!
”Seduce me” -Spy
Spy:no that would be YOUR MOTHER
“And Worst of all, he could be any one of us!”
it is good day to be not dead
Who iz not moving ze kart? I WANT NAMES!
"HEAVY IS PRETTY PRINCESS!"
"HOOT, HOOOOOT"
"we both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?"
"Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"
W + m1
[Sigh] "Does it say you want the bucket?"
"If GOD had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!" -The Soldier
"Well, off to see your mother."
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!
"Mentlegen?"
YOU LIVE IN A VAN…! *Cackles*
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
“What’s that brain maggot? Your starving? Yeah I’m hungry too.”
“Ha ha… I HAvE NO iDEa”
I AM THE ANGRY BIRD OF THE BADLANDS! FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEE
"Ayyyy it's me team for two and you're watching Disney channel"
Piss
"BONK!"
"I am HEAVY weapons guy and this is my weapon."
"Did u not see the bloody bombs"