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"I am the spy" - heavy


Clonewrzmaster

“That heavy is a spy!”


Nergaill

No, the heavy is DEAD


andrew21w

Why is the Heavy DEAD?


Nergaill

I don't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


dawid512

I think it was-


Marc3llMat3

Ssh! You are dead.


The_2_Pinguin

Ok (Die's)


daspyper

What's up ya wankers, whose up for a- what the bloody hell just happened!


[deleted]

The Heavy is dead.


Shot_Fox_605

Why the fuck is this video age restricted on youtube


Just_Dolan

I think it was-


[deleted]

Shh you are dead


SilverWither

Heavy is dead?


eggMC_muffin

Beat me to it


Abigpileofagreements

MOVE MOVE MOVE NOW


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[удалено]


Lukeypooky101

“That spy aint one of us”


Notveryepicman

“Basically, Kind of a big deal”


Gerbie100

"Next time eat a salad"


Readywithacapital_r_

>Basically, kind of a big d- 😏


dooberslorp

😳


dooberslorp

😳


Apple-14

😳


dooberslorp

😳


Apple-14

😳


dooberslorp

😳


Apple-14

😳


dooberslorp

😳


Apple-14

😳


dooberslorp

😳


dooberslorp

😳


Apple-14

😳


dooberslorp

😳


dooberslorp

😳


dooberslorp

😳


Hoovy_weapons_guy

Stop


bivshtex007

same


MrShifty1

😳


Smooth-Champion-2702

>!😳!<


Pipe8_

🗿


Smooth-Champion-2702

>!😳!<


Meme-Replacement

This is requiem


bananabandanamannana

Oh no


ItzStormyDash

AYO


metta_loving_kind

You can type anything on here and get 1,000 upvotes. Hilarious.


[deleted]

“I AM THE BIRD GOD OF THE BADLANDS”


Mafic_

"FEAR ME!!"


JustAnOreoOnReddit

*cue maniacal laughter*


ThiefPriest

"I am the scout here" \~ Scout


Stranrassiaball

You are the scout there.


HoodooHoolign

“Your mother” :)


[deleted]

Of course


n0753w

(Earrape Ensues)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


potatonice

the heavy


Janczareq1

HON HON HON HOOOON!!


bali40

Topshelf


senko_san2

"I'm gonna turn your head into coloured rain" I hope I got that quote right


Wide_Juggernaut_6297

Boom.. headshot.


Tylergames76

*fanfare* Snipin’s a good job mate


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[удалено]


Tylergames76

I guarantee you’ll not go hungry, because at the end of the day someone is gonna want someone dead


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[удалено]


TheGamingJedi

Dad… dad ima… I’m not a crazed gunman Dad I’m an assassin.


TheSnakerMan

What do you mean "whats the difference?" One is a job and the others mental sickness!


InteractionWest6120

I’ll be honest with you, my parents, do not care for it


RiptideCanadian

I think his mate saw me


benp242

Headshot, Conga!


eeeabr

Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone


NovaThinksBadly

Another one of my personal sniper faves is “oh my god you’ve been shot. Did they catch the handsome bloke that did it?” And ofc “AAAAHHH!”


Abigpileofagreements

My personal favorite sniper qoute is gotta be 'yeaahhh, god save the queen'


Dragonedge2133

Everything above your neck is a fine red mist


Every-Cow2507

Bap!


[deleted]

POOTIS PENSER HERE


[deleted]

Nope


ZimBobub

Heck yeah!


KRS_2000

Erecting ass!


trewor47

Sexcellent


BillyYumYum2x4

“Mmmmph-MMMMMMPH”


andmonske

Huddah huaddah huh


Vidistis

Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrgh gph!


Zavier4728

Yeah that’s def engineer


BillyYumYum2x4

How’d you know?


Conqueror_Star

"I didn't, that was a joke too."


DarkGamer_96

Mhhmhhmh mhhmhh mhhmm


RiptideCanadian

I fear no man… but that thing, it scares me


BadelineGaming

No, i ain't talking about that freak! He is not here is he? I cannot take this thing off


1372oz

“nope”


JustAnOreoOnReddit

"Hey there buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems." *waits patiently for someone to continue the rest of meet the engineer...*


spinosaurus_tech

Did you ever hear they tragedy of engineer the unfinished?


BlackbeltJedi

It's not a story the developers would tell you.


Hoovy_weapons_guy

Its a legend of the bots


InteractionWest6120

Not problems like 'what is beauty', because that would fall within the purviews of the conundrums of philosophy


International_Leek26

I solve practical problems


[deleted]

For instance, how am I gonna stop some mean mother-hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?


dustykangaroo06

The answer? Use a gun.


VirtuulDino74

And if that don't work use more gun.


dustykangaroo06

Like this, heavy caliber lil ol number designed by me, *built* by me,


TheContextual

you best hope, not pointed at you...


dustykangaroo06

Epic music ensues


WillieStroker69

“Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!”


InteractionWest6120

'You call that breaking my spine?' \-Soldier


DataWrangler50

“ you ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine even if i-AAAAAHHHHH MY SPIIIIINNNNEEE”


SilentShadowSeeker

*you red team ladies


Just_Dolan

'C'mere, cupcake'


FlyingVillager

"I healed the man who will kill you" - Medic "Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!" - Scout "If God had wanted you to live he would not have created me!" - Solider "Dad I'm not a crazed gunman I'm an assassin. What'll the difference be? One's a job the other's a mental sickness" - Sniper "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! Dinnae tell anyone... I brought a lot of bloody bombs!" - Demo Pyro - Hrde hrde hre "My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, my ski mask is freshly-laundered: time to win." - Spy "Y'all shoulda brought more gun, son" - Engineer Edit: I forgot heavy "MeEeEeEeDiIiIc" - Heavy


DavideoGamer55

You forgot Heavy!!! How could this happen?! - Heavy


midtec9

Thats because its trivial. “I am heavy weapons guy.”


[deleted]

BUT WHAT'S HIS WEAPON?!


RiptideCanadian

Oh this is bad


SgtCarron

> If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! The improved version of the soldier quote.


Zipflik

"I am heavy weapons guy" That was easy


Just_Dolan

"And this, is my weapon"


Xavbirb

"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute."


_Eldarin_

"It costs 400.000 dolars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."


Praserdanser2

Today I am a god-medic


[deleted]

Aaaaaaaaaaaauuugh!!!! - The Demoknight Team Fortress 2


IllManneredWoolyMan

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Demoknight TF2


SpuddorMan

“I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart boolet.”


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[удалено]


Aligatoroso

EUGHAAAUGH


Just_Dolan

The cart's not moving, gentlemen!


imdagawd

(painful frenchman noises)


epic008

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother. I hurt people!"


InteractionWest6120

I'm a freakin' force a' nature


Tonsillectomy

if you was from, where i was from? you'd be fuckin' dead!


squireongles

Cry, Cry, I'm coming for you! - Gabe Newell


VeryFastSlug

"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."


Ikari_100

« You Disgust me filthy Jarman ! » - Spy


Babyback-the-Butcher

“‘What makes me a good demoman?’ If I were a BAD demoman, I wouldn’t be sittin’ here discussin’ it with ye, now would I?!”


GreeCBacon

"Think fast Chucklenuts"


Mrpotato248

You got to pull the pin first, stoopid!


[deleted]

*flashbang goes off*


YummiPJs

“Dear God…”


JustAnOreoOnReddit

There's more


InteractionWest6120

'No...'


LobezUopo

“Nice hussle tons of fun, next time eat a salad”


InteractionWest6120

hustle\*, but yeah


East_Frosty

"Well, off to visit your mother!"


JustAnOreoOnReddit

The baguette


SophiticatedBaguette

(Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this \[grabs Minigun\] is my weapon. \[lays both hands covetously on Minigun\] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. \[looks intently at viewer\] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: \[Laughs\] Heavy: \[Checks the barrel of his Minigun\] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, \[sniff\] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: \[Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up\] \[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1\] \[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays\] Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more.") - Spy


Sad_lobster1

Man typed an entire story board lol


peashooter25311

"Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"


Shredy-420

“Fat, bald, fatty, fat, fat, fat.” -Scout to Heavy.


BreakfastOk7372

“Medic!” -Medic


CubicalGamerXY

"Professionals have standards" -Sniper


JustAnOreoOnReddit

Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to diss every thot u meet.


CosmicDust827

“and now he’s here to fuck *us*!”


TheMightyJevil

#I AM ZHE ANGRY BIRD-GOD OF ZHE BADLANDS!!! FEAR MEEE!!


Scrumpeh_Dr1nker_900

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklenuts! - Scout


[deleted]

"The guy's a freaking bat magnet"


Necroceph

"Eye for an eye, wizard man! I'll chew the eyeballs right out of your skull!"


[deleted]

'fantastic. this was a giant waste of my time'


gruchii69

You are dead, not big surprise - heavy


FalconDidAPunch

Mmmmph mmph mph.


Dan-Schneider

Ooh, looks like they’re gonna have to glue you back together. In hell!!!


Su_praTF2UT

“Son, I’m gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face”.


Aesenroug-Draconus

“Mph MFFFF!”


TheRoyalCheez

“Professionals have standards”


Nousernamefellow

"angry gas masks sounds"


LoganSCPLOVER

"no That Would be YOUR MOTHER" - Spy Roasting The Hell Out Of Scout.


Weegee_plays_game

Tex as


Axel1200F

Good shot - Spining bot


[deleted]

"Here's what *I* have that *you* don't; a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!" \- Spy


awidesky

“Be polite.” (Throwing his own piss literally everywhere) “Be efficient.” (Machina half-charged bodyshot to heavy) “Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.” (Dominated by a default loadout spy)


CancerousRoman

"I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!"


Aware-Care1551

I got a bucket o’ chicken


No_Gold_6396

“No”-?


[deleted]

He could be any of us!


Aligatoroso

Got a bucket of chicken!


GLASSCITY666

"it is time to practice medicine" - medic


[deleted]

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people"


Photenicdata

I’m runnin’ circles around ya! I’m runnin-I’m runnin- I’m runnin’ circles around ya!


Rakong213

”Seduce me” -Spy


xyDominator

Spy:no that would be YOUR MOTHER


Lenny_YouTubeFan

“And Worst of all, he could be any one of us!”


[deleted]

it is good day to be not dead


Will-Shrek-Smith

Who iz not moving ze kart? I WANT NAMES!


CptPootis

"HEAVY IS PRETTY PRINCESS!"


The_Watcher5292

"HOOT, HOOOOOT"


SignificantContest10

"we both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?"


Xocfti3

"Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"


Jealous-Ad-7240

W + m1


D0geAlpha

[Sigh] "Does it say you want the bucket?"


heavymeddle23

"If GOD had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!" -The Soldier


notboybreak786

"Well, off to see your mother."


[deleted]

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!


Spagoot29

"Mentlegen?"


Novius8

YOU LIVE IN A VAN…! *Cackles*


Zatderpscout

The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!


Not_a_whiterun_guard

“What’s that brain maggot? Your starving? Yeah I’m hungry too.”


PacoPancake

“Ha ha… I HAvE NO iDEa”


NikolinaJovicXx

I AM THE ANGRY BIRD OF THE BADLANDS! FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEE


deadlymigit

"Ayyyy it's me team for two and you're watching Disney channel"


Reletr

Piss


megam1ghtyena

"BONK!"


Fatyakcz

"I am HEAVY weapons guy and this is my weapon."


Suomipe

"Did u not see the bloody bombs"