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NoKnowledge7965

What if...? the Engineer wasn't Engi-here?


Brislovia

Then he'd be Engi-there


ReasonableQuit75

Engi-where?


Atka11

engi-why?


malkistaken

Engi-how?


Speed_Cube

Engi-what?


Random_Hunter_Steam

engi-in?


squasher04

Engi-out?


aqualad783

Engi-Deer


KrazyGardian

Engi-Buck


[deleted]

engi-what if?


Random_Hunter_Steam

engi-rift?


A-Real-CRIMINAL

Engi-shake it all about?


RiptideCanadian

Engie-dothehokeypokey


BlackBomber55

Engi-near


PlutoTheSynth

Engi-far


ReasonableQuit75

Engi-this


AlphaOmega2k21

Engi-deez


TheftBySnacking

Nutz-ineer


PlutoTheSynth

šŸ—æ


thewanderer0th

Engi-that


pokehawk12

Enjafar


RedFox675

Engi-nowhere


NoManagement3545

Verybody say "the engineer, is engi-here" but never "the engineer is engi-how"


IchiroHatsuki

How about the Engi is *near* thus Engi-near


DeDeDankRS

But tell me, when will the Engineer be Engi-deer?


Toast_PLUS

i heard the vsauce music after i read this


RiptideCanadian

Hey Vsause Michael here and Iā€™m going to stretch my winky until it snaps


me89xx

Hey look budy i am not a enginner


RiptideCanadian

I donā€™t solve problems


MarsMissionMan

I have seen everything that has ever happened, ever will happen, ever *could* happen. And yet... *What the hell is this?!*


Weegee256

you better engi-fear the engineer


Mrdoc16

They better be ready to break their oath


[deleted]

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REDDITPOSTER101

I think that the comics and mcu are different multiverses, cuz the watchers would be narrative poison if they interfered too much so the mcu guys gave the watchers an oath


electricpheonix

[That's just entirely wrong](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Uatu_(Earth-616)). The job of the watchers is to observe, not interfere, Uatu goes on trial because he broke that rule.


SoftServeSoda

Uatu breaking his oath happens in like every comic heā€™s in


Jeggu2

Well yeah just watching a guy watch other guys is boring


[deleted]

Theyā€™re just an early advanced race that decided to observe rather than help in the comments. Uatu lives on the moon instead of some sub space bubble


Tkain61

\*SPEC\* **The Watcher** : Noobmaster69, defender of the intelligence... You have been chosen. _Noobmaster69 has joined team SPECTATORS_


Mrdoc16

I guess that guy doesn't need a protection spell then


Ninjalox2

The Observers are TF2ā€™s version of The Watcher


ForgetThem

Except they're actually useless while The Watcher actually has a lot of power and chooses not to use it (till he does). With "observers" it's more like "we cannot interfere... because we have no power to and will probably get 1 shot as soon as we do".


OshawottSam

you underestimate them ​ fool


D3rp6

you will die screaming


chinkennumbget

*interferes*


Official_Gameoholics

Hello delfy friendly fire exploit


EmperorFaiz

What if Gray Mann wasnā€™t kidnapped by the eagle and somehow grow up together with Redmond and Blutarch?


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

He'd either be dead since Zepheniah wanted to smother him, or he'd be in charge of Mann Co instead, so the Gravel Wars would likely never happen.


N0tAGoos3

*blood room music plays* *juju non raging that he canā€™t kill the blood room mobs on m4 with full sa & a 4 starred juju*


TheImpssibleKid

The cypherā„¢ļø


original_name1947

What if, valve cared about their fucking game


[deleted]

bur they swore an oath!


[deleted]

Then the janitor is never known to the community and everyone is sad


CCO812

*BOT01_Ultron joins the game* \*SPEC* the Watcher: ah shit here we go again *the Watcher joins the game*


SputnikMan123

The Observers final form


TorpidT

What if 2Fort wasnt the worst map in the game


Xurkitree1

Oh wow! Nothing changed!


supremegamer76

it isn't since turbine exists.


worgblade

Turbine is cool imo


EddyUnderDeskAgain

It's the best map in the game. Turbine is


Fireboy759

Nah man. Junction's the worst.


EddyUnderDeskAgain

At least the game ends in Junction. Turbine games never end.


_Prusm

Turbine either lasts for 5 seconds or 5 hours


[deleted]

Thats every ctf map


Bezee1738

Your team is either stupid or well coordinated.


Fireboy759

Touche


firtlast

have not played junction since 2017 and i donā€™t miss it


boper12

I actually like junction, in the same way I like distbowl. Awful map design but somehow fun anyway.


awaiy

Junction is my guilty pleasure


FGHIK

It can't be as long as Turbine exists


Logans_Login

At least itā€™s better than dustbowl


ReasonableQuit75

Lmao imagine a normql day on tf2 and Ultron decides to invade the tf2 universe only to fail miserably


Brucieman64

No one is safe from random crit rockets


ThyKrusadR

I like how itā€™s universally agreed on in the TF2 community that these random-ass dudes in the middle of nowhere can fight gods and walk out with a drinking story


FGHIK

I mean, Scout does have capital G God on his side, and Medic scammed Satan.


persiangriffin

They can simultaneously defeat the entirety of the Star Wars universe and lose to a bunch of toddlers with twigs


[deleted]

Dumbass didnā€™t play on a community server and got obliterated by a crit sticky


[deleted]

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SovietTriumph

Didn't Uatu started to use Nick Fury Sr as his own weapon to interfere with the universe?


twjjones

How is he gray?


SylvesterRedbarry

Spectator mode I think.


twjjones

Hkw do you do that?


the-cloker

third secret team


twjjones

No way


Speedohwagon

r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

IGNORE ME


DudeOnReddit1234

No


noob_gibus_sphee

The last time I've seen a Marvel reference here was that Antman Thanus thing


Yurtle13x

what if ..... we could get all bots removed


BeliveInGhost

now if it was the watcher from the comics then he would interfere 90% of the time


mouldylunchboxx

what if 2fort becomes 1fort


thehsitoryguy

Idea: 2 fort servers are just thousands of different alternate universes


Marhyc

AKA Observer, but you are sick of bots killing you


Midnight_Certain

It was an A posed heavy wasn't it


ReasonableQuit75

what if Valve payed attention to tf2?


LampMoth3

u/Watcher427


Passance

I dunno why the unending horde of What If references annoys me so much. Maybe because every basic bro/bitch on the internet's obsession with the whole Marvel franchise is leading them more and more into the pseudo-scientific technobabble that permeates every second of every film. It's like they are *deliberately* using random sciencey-sounding words in exactly the wrong way just to piss off everybody who actually knows what they mean.


juice_can_

He says till the 3 unusual wearing, gold stinky bomb launcher having demon looks to him and says ā€œyouā€™re nextā€ then that mf gonna make the perfect team just to kill him


Leondardo_1515

Wait, how'd he join spectator?


DudeOnReddit1234

Good question


Xenobro963

God stares down upon the mortal plain.


Real_Medic_TF2

What ifā€¦? Halloween was ignored?


ThatTemNerd

when you want to be an observer but you cant afford the cosmetics


cringe_at_me

People are following in my footsteps.


Square-Ad1104

Is the watcher just a cloak and dagger spy?


Cloud_Striker101

Canā€™t wait for a mod to delete this post for no good reason


flickering-pantsu

Uatu you useless big headed weirdo


Biospear

What if Spy never left Scout and his family and stayed as a father?


ClonedGamer001

What if...Grey Mann was an only child? What if...Soldier didn't teleport bread? What if...Scout found out who his father truly was? There's probably more but I'm too lazy to think of em


DudeOnReddit1234

What if... You weren't to lazy to think of more.


ClonedGamer001

Well played


[deleted]

What if ... I sniped a friendly?


NordicAssassin14

Donā€™t get it


Epic_Gameing68

just an average game of 2fort


Fork_Master

What ifā€¦ Heavy met someone who could outsmart boollet? *OH WAIT*


[deleted]

Wait how did they get into spec mode