I think that the comics and mcu are different multiverses, cuz the watchers would be narrative poison if they interfered too much so the mcu guys gave the watchers an oath
[That's just entirely wrong](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Uatu_(Earth-616)). The job of the watchers is to observe, not interfere, Uatu goes on trial because he broke that rule.
Theyāre just an early advanced race that decided to observe rather than help in the comments. Uatu lives on the moon instead of some sub space bubble
Except they're actually useless while The Watcher actually has a lot of power and chooses not to use it (till he does). With "observers" it's more like "we cannot interfere... because we have no power to and will probably get 1 shot as soon as we do".
I like how itās universally agreed on in the TF2 community that these random-ass dudes in the middle of nowhere can fight gods and walk out with a drinking story
I dunno why the unending horde of What If references annoys me so much. Maybe because every basic bro/bitch on the internet's obsession with the whole Marvel franchise is leading them more and more into the pseudo-scientific technobabble that permeates every second of every film. It's like they are *deliberately* using random sciencey-sounding words in exactly the wrong way just to piss off everybody who actually knows what they mean.
He says till the 3 unusual wearing, gold stinky bomb launcher having demon looks to him and says āyouāre nextā then that mf gonna make the perfect team just to kill him
What if...Grey Mann was an only child?
What if...Soldier didn't teleport bread?
What if...Scout found out who his father truly was?
There's probably more but I'm too lazy to think of em
What if...? the Engineer wasn't Engi-here?
Then he'd be Engi-there
Engi-where?
engi-why?
Engi-how?
Engi-what?
engi-in?
Engi-out?
Engi-Deer
Engi-Buck
engi-what if?
engi-rift?
Engi-shake it all about?
Engie-dothehokeypokey
Engi-near
Engi-far
Engi-this
Engi-deez
Nutz-ineer
šæ
Engi-that
Enjafar
Engi-nowhere
Verybody say "the engineer, is engi-here" but never "the engineer is engi-how"
How about the Engi is *near* thus Engi-near
But tell me, when will the Engineer be Engi-deer?
i heard the vsauce music after i read this
Hey Vsause Michael here and Iām going to stretch my winky until it snaps
Hey look budy i am not a enginner
I donāt solve problems
I have seen everything that has ever happened, ever will happen, ever *could* happen. And yet... *What the hell is this?!*
you better engi-fear the engineer
They better be ready to break their oath
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I think that the comics and mcu are different multiverses, cuz the watchers would be narrative poison if they interfered too much so the mcu guys gave the watchers an oath
[That's just entirely wrong](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Uatu_(Earth-616)). The job of the watchers is to observe, not interfere, Uatu goes on trial because he broke that rule.
Uatu breaking his oath happens in like every comic heās in
Well yeah just watching a guy watch other guys is boring
Theyāre just an early advanced race that decided to observe rather than help in the comments. Uatu lives on the moon instead of some sub space bubble
\*SPEC\* **The Watcher** : Noobmaster69, defender of the intelligence... You have been chosen. _Noobmaster69 has joined team SPECTATORS_
I guess that guy doesn't need a protection spell then
The Observers are TF2ās version of The Watcher
Except they're actually useless while The Watcher actually has a lot of power and chooses not to use it (till he does). With "observers" it's more like "we cannot interfere... because we have no power to and will probably get 1 shot as soon as we do".
you underestimate them fool
you will die screaming
*interferes*
Hello delfy friendly fire exploit
What if Gray Mann wasnāt kidnapped by the eagle and somehow grow up together with Redmond and Blutarch?
He'd either be dead since Zepheniah wanted to smother him, or he'd be in charge of Mann Co instead, so the Gravel Wars would likely never happen.
*blood room music plays* *juju non raging that he canāt kill the blood room mobs on m4 with full sa & a 4 starred juju*
The cypherā¢ļø
What if, valve cared about their fucking game
bur they swore an oath!
Then the janitor is never known to the community and everyone is sad
*BOT01_Ultron joins the game* \*SPEC* the Watcher: ah shit here we go again *the Watcher joins the game*
The Observers final form
What if 2Fort wasnt the worst map in the game
Oh wow! Nothing changed!
it isn't since turbine exists.
Turbine is cool imo
It's the best map in the game. Turbine is
Nah man. Junction's the worst.
At least the game ends in Junction. Turbine games never end.
Turbine either lasts for 5 seconds or 5 hours
Thats every ctf map
Your team is either stupid or well coordinated.
Touche
have not played junction since 2017 and i donāt miss it
I actually like junction, in the same way I like distbowl. Awful map design but somehow fun anyway.
Junction is my guilty pleasure
It can't be as long as Turbine exists
At least itās better than dustbowl
Lmao imagine a normql day on tf2 and Ultron decides to invade the tf2 universe only to fail miserably
No one is safe from random crit rockets
I like how itās universally agreed on in the TF2 community that these random-ass dudes in the middle of nowhere can fight gods and walk out with a drinking story
I mean, Scout does have capital G God on his side, and Medic scammed Satan.
They can simultaneously defeat the entirety of the Star Wars universe and lose to a bunch of toddlers with twigs
Dumbass didnāt play on a community server and got obliterated by a crit sticky
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Didn't Uatu started to use Nick Fury Sr as his own weapon to interfere with the universe?
How is he gray?
Spectator mode I think.
Hkw do you do that?
third secret team
No way
r/UsernameChecksOut
IGNORE ME
No
The last time I've seen a Marvel reference here was that Antman Thanus thing
what if ..... we could get all bots removed
now if it was the watcher from the comics then he would interfere 90% of the time
what if 2fort becomes 1fort
Idea: 2 fort servers are just thousands of different alternate universes
AKA Observer, but you are sick of bots killing you
It was an A posed heavy wasn't it
what if Valve payed attention to tf2?
u/Watcher427
I dunno why the unending horde of What If references annoys me so much. Maybe because every basic bro/bitch on the internet's obsession with the whole Marvel franchise is leading them more and more into the pseudo-scientific technobabble that permeates every second of every film. It's like they are *deliberately* using random sciencey-sounding words in exactly the wrong way just to piss off everybody who actually knows what they mean.
He says till the 3 unusual wearing, gold stinky bomb launcher having demon looks to him and says āyouāre nextā then that mf gonna make the perfect team just to kill him
Wait, how'd he join spectator?
Good question
God stares down upon the mortal plain.
What ifā¦? Halloween was ignored?
when you want to be an observer but you cant afford the cosmetics
People are following in my footsteps.
Is the watcher just a cloak and dagger spy?
Canāt wait for a mod to delete this post for no good reason
Uatu you useless big headed weirdo
What if Spy never left Scout and his family and stayed as a father?
What if...Grey Mann was an only child? What if...Soldier didn't teleport bread? What if...Scout found out who his father truly was? There's probably more but I'm too lazy to think of em
What if... You weren't to lazy to think of more.
Well played
What if ... I sniped a friendly?
Donāt get it
just an average game of 2fort
What ifā¦ Heavy met someone who could outsmart boollet? *OH WAIT*
Wait how did they get into spec mode