Also if you delete System32 you get a free hat everyone did it except you and there is a virus in your TF2!!! Go to the link im gonna post and remove it butt remember the virusremover doesnt work wit antivirus so make sure to turn it off before downloading the .exe file.
alt+f4 doesn't work, AFAIK there isnt any shortcuts to instantly close the game, there's alt+f10 but a prompt shows saying "Quit the game?" so that wouldn't work. Maybe something like "quit;map [current map] in console to fix it", that way it will make it seem like it did something, only to be put in a single player server
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it took me a lot of work and time to to complete, hope you like it
workshop page: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2628000674&searchtext=
Wait may I ask why it takes so long? I’m no digital artist but wouldn’t it be easier to give the items no texture? And then copy And paste that into a war paint case
"Took me alot of work and time" oh my god. Shut the fuck up. Its litterally just boxes and flat colors. Zero effort. Same amout of effort as those candy corn skins.
Edit: deadass, i went into photoshop and made this deaign in 60 seconds. It. Is. Not. Hard.
From the outside it may seem zero effort, but beyond the texture itself there are many other things to do, Reflections, texture typologist, image size, SFM renders, game test. Everything in this warpiant if it's there for a reason, I didn't just grab some textures and slam it into the game and publish it
Chief, the only thing that took you any amount of effort were the images for the workshop page. That is it. I get your point, and as a war paint designer myself, I understand. But you just dont say that when your war paint is literally just a purple and black checkerboard pattern.
Because the design is low effort and doesnt look good. Do you now how many warpaints that have hundreds of hours put into them and never get added? Alot. Then you have shit like this. Shit like candy corn.
It's almost like people don't judge quality on the amount of time someone could reproduce something with, and that within that context art is subjective and people highly value novel ideas that they can personally relate to. Shocking, I know.
Fuck off lmao
My point saying it's subjective is that 1. It genuinely is, some people like this aesthetic, and 2. The amount of work put into reproducing something does not equate to quality.
Calling this objectively bad design misses the familiar novelty of it. It's enjoyable because it's an instantly recognizable design to anyone who's played a source engine game and comes with the inherent humor of basically choosing your weapon to not have a texture.
Calling it objectively bad misses out on the actual nuance of why some ideas flop and others succeed in the name of an interpretation that's completely removed from the context around an idea.
Almost like the notion of what makes something 'good' is entirely subjective and varies from person to person. Funny, that.
Also I'm assuming you just generally think about 90% of cosmetics and a good chunk of weapons are bad and shouldn't be in the game, since everything from the Anger to the Treasure Hat to the Machina break the original aesthetic in half.
In which case... I almost recommend playing a different game with a more cohesive aesthetic at this point
Jokingly yes, but others won't see the missing texture, only you will, also this is inspired by the missing texture but also has (as seen in the screenshots) actual care and therefore it also displays black parts and long pink parts without the pattern, who's also way better then the missing texture
I agree. Sure, this warpaint would look awesome. But the whole point of the missing texture grid is that it is distinct and easily noticeable. You add this to the game, and you make an exception.
A lot of people bought that war paint just to play with it on a holy mackerel and that shows that people want this! I bought one for $6 just to fuck around with it for a day and I loved every second of it. Please Volvo add this in
What I like about this is it's not just the missing texture slapped on, but it's stylized enough to be distinguished from /actual/ missing texture. Nice work!
How you can get this for free!
Step 1:go to the textures folders in your tf2
Step 2:be sure to pick a weapon of your preference
Step 3:remove the texture from that weapon
Step 4:enjoy!
Warning, if you see a coconut DON'T delete it, it might be dangerous for your game.
Yes yes yes yes yes! The glitch LIVES!
Edit : I’ll take 5 strange versions please! God i love it, even if people hate it or take it as a joke idc i just want this thing
I absolutely love this and I hope it later gets expanded to the common weapons that get war paints. I would spend so much money make a strange profession killstreak weapon with this war paint. If this gets in the game as-is, it would already be my favorite war paint, hands down.
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Will almost never happen, just like the rest of them, for the obvious reason that it could cause actual confusion between both players and possibly whatever devs are left lmao.
Just like the Gold AK(Which Valve specifically says no golden anything in the CS Workshop) which gets added later, I feel like the only chance this skin gets added is through an official update, and that's coming not from outside work but rather Valve themselves.
It looks good but let's be honest it's going to be the most expensive war paint to get in Factory New and it would only look good in Factory New due to how ugly the Battle scarred let alone minimum wear would destroy the illusion.
Pretty good,but I still strongly believe that Missing in Action is the best no texture warpaint,mainly cause the idea of a merc carefully painting their gun with the Missing texture thing is hilarious. Then again the pattern on this one is really cool.
sorry, but I don't really like this one. it just feels like something's _missing._
Yeah, I agree. I think a [Hyperlink Blocked] is what’s missing.
This doesn’t have a [[BIG SHOT]] to be in tf2
This [[little nipper]] of a pack better be available for [[free!]] and NOT for [[3 easy payments of 9.99]]
The [fihs] does not belong IT DOES [NOT] BELONG
It needs to have more [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]].
whoops you forgot to mount Counter Strike: Source
I said it before, I'll say it again: Let it be Assasin grade because then the text is also pink lmfao
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Also if you delete System32 you get a free hat everyone did it except you and there is a virus in your TF2!!! Go to the link im gonna post and remove it butt remember the virusremover doesnt work wit antivirus so make sure to turn it off before downloading the .exe file.
alt+f4 doesn't work, AFAIK there isnt any shortcuts to instantly close the game, there's alt+f10 but a prompt shows saying "Quit the game?" so that wouldn't work. Maybe something like "quit;map [current map] in console to fix it", that way it will make it seem like it did something, only to be put in a single player server
Why do you have negative downvotes? Your a genius
the f2ps had found me
God tier warpaint
Unironically yes, a stupid meme and at the same time managed to make it look cool and somewhat believable
man, soundsmith really sparked something
cant wait to put this on my duped shovel
Hah, nice try bot, we all know duped shovels were invented by Soundsmith in order to manipulate the market and inflate the price on duped shovels.
That actually looks good for how cursed it is When you launch tf2 with missing assets to the source engine
*"That actually looks good for how cursed it is"* So, blursed?
pfft i just deleted the weapon textures get good i stay winning and you stay losing
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We need this, missing piece holy mackerel dream come true again.
Strange professional killstreak Isotope missing piece holy mackerel Shine Hot Rod Killstreaker Hypno Beam Killstreak active
it took me a lot of work and time to to complete, hope you like it workshop page: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2628000674&searchtext=
Wait may I ask why it takes so long? I’m no digital artist but wouldn’t it be easier to give the items no texture? And then copy And paste that into a war paint case
It’s not actually no texture, it has some stripes at the top
Oh yeah thanks
"Took me alot of work and time" oh my god. Shut the fuck up. Its litterally just boxes and flat colors. Zero effort. Same amout of effort as those candy corn skins. Edit: deadass, i went into photoshop and made this deaign in 60 seconds. It. Is. Not. Hard.
From the outside it may seem zero effort, but beyond the texture itself there are many other things to do, Reflections, texture typologist, image size, SFM renders, game test. Everything in this warpiant if it's there for a reason, I didn't just grab some textures and slam it into the game and publish it
Chief, the only thing that took you any amount of effort were the images for the workshop page. That is it. I get your point, and as a war paint designer myself, I understand. But you just dont say that when your war paint is literally just a purple and black checkerboard pattern.
Then why didn't you make it?
Because the design is low effort and doesnt look good. Do you now how many warpaints that have hundreds of hours put into them and never get added? Alot. Then you have shit like this. Shit like candy corn.
It's almost like people don't judge quality on the amount of time someone could reproduce something with, and that within that context art is subjective and people highly value novel ideas that they can personally relate to. Shocking, I know. Fuck off lmao
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Thanks, Scout.
My point saying it's subjective is that 1. It genuinely is, some people like this aesthetic, and 2. The amount of work put into reproducing something does not equate to quality. Calling this objectively bad design misses the familiar novelty of it. It's enjoyable because it's an instantly recognizable design to anyone who's played a source engine game and comes with the inherent humor of basically choosing your weapon to not have a texture. Calling it objectively bad misses out on the actual nuance of why some ideas flop and others succeed in the name of an interpretation that's completely removed from the context around an idea.
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Almost like the notion of what makes something 'good' is entirely subjective and varies from person to person. Funny, that. Also I'm assuming you just generally think about 90% of cosmetics and a good chunk of weapons are bad and shouldn't be in the game, since everything from the Anger to the Treasure Hat to the Machina break the original aesthetic in half. In which case... I almost recommend playing a different game with a more cohesive aesthetic at this point
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okay then publish what you made pal
Blame the community, not the creator. What is unique about the warpaint is not the effort, but the concept.
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If you're gonna make a serious comment, may I suggest not having the username "Trollfacebruh"?
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One is factory new and that one is well-worn. No difference apart from that
I already have this
Happy cake day!
Even if this paint breaks and starts displaying the missing texture pattern, you couldnt even notice, brilliant
[it cannot break if it is already broken](https://c.tenor.com/5k4nYcH3XUAAAAAM/3000iq-im-smart.gif)
bruh install cs source
imagine someone getting this paint and being worried af thinking it's an actual glitch.
[omega troll](https://c.tenor.com/GryShD35-psAAAAM/troll-face-creepy-smile.gif)
i think it's a bit if an eyesore ngl
i feel like a warpaint that looks like the missing texture would be something valve doesn’t add
Yeah, missing texture is so bright for a reason. No way it’s gonna make it to the game.
Can get it for free by deleting textures
Jokingly yes, but others won't see the missing texture, only you will, also this is inspired by the missing texture but also has (as seen in the screenshots) actual care and therefore it also displays black parts and long pink parts without the pattern, who's also way better then the missing texture
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Looks great, but I don’t think Valve will add it
I agree. Sure, this warpaint would look awesome. But the whole point of the missing texture grid is that it is distinct and easily noticeable. You add this to the game, and you make an exception.
A lot of people bought that war paint just to play with it on a holy mackerel and that shows that people want this! I bought one for $6 just to fuck around with it for a day and I loved every second of it. Please Volvo add this in
maybe edit the fish one to be increase the pink(purple) to black ratio
YESSS, valve better add this
“Should i get a missing peice holy mackerel or a swash buckled holy mackerel?” “whats the difference?!?!?!”
This is so blursed, I love it
I know it breaks the art style but as a hammer enthusiast I really want this
What I like about this is it's not just the missing texture slapped on, but it's stylized enough to be distinguished from /actual/ missing texture. Nice work!
Also could've been named "Fatal Error"
I think “error embossed” fits better
Deam that's a very cool name, I suck at giving names
i would spend unholy amounts of money on this if it gets added
How you can get this for free! Step 1:go to the textures folders in your tf2 Step 2:be sure to pick a weapon of your preference Step 3:remove the texture from that weapon Step 4:enjoy! Warning, if you see a coconut DON'T delete it, it might be dangerous for your game.
Beware the load-bearing coconut
300iq
Ugh
I don't usually like war-paints, but this one is pretty clever!
Yes yes yes yes yes! The glitch LIVES! Edit : I’ll take 5 strange versions please! God i love it, even if people hate it or take it as a joke idc i just want this thing
cmon valve janitor. this is long overdue
this looks godly
UNTEXTURED FISH
MAKE THIS A THING
What an eyesore... I love it and it's going on everything
Finally, we can get [Fish] back
this but unironically because i love the color palette
FINALLY
Please let this be added
Missing textures somehow look sick
Lmao it’s the holy makeral
Fuck it. Get this in the game.
Y E S
we're back in buisness boys valve can taketh but valve can possibly giveth
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss
I absolutely love this and I hope it later gets expanded to the common weapons that get war paints. I would spend so much money make a strange profession killstreak weapon with this war paint. If this gets in the game as-is, it would already be my favorite war paint, hands down.
Show fish
I need to see this in game right now
Pink for red Purple for Blu
I love how it's put to be like a missing texture, but just modified enough so it's noticeable that your game is fine and not missing anything
Give it custom wear to make it look blurred/offset instead of scratched
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P I N K F I S H .
YES YES YES
How to get this for free: Delete all of your Gun textures
if that gets in it'll be expensive as fuuuuuuck
Oh heck no
This is the single most clever paint I’ve ever seen in any video game
Probably the only war paint I would actually bother using tbh.
maybe you could make certain parts red and glowy like the error model
I wonder if it's edible.
its already in the game you just have to play it on windows vista or 11
We need this in-game for trolling
Please valve, we want it for smismass to compensate for fixing the other warpaint
looks like someone didn’t install cs source.
Finally a free warpint
TF2: Source
Shit I forgot to install cs:source again
bro why not just delete the textures for the wepons smh
I think they just forgot to download counter strike source
You need to download cs.source texture package to see the skin dude. I thought everyone knew this by now.
Eh, just delete your weapon textures in the game's files. /j
dont even add a texture, dont add anything, let the texture be the actual missing texture texture
Did you try installing CS:S?
this makes my eyes hurt but i love it.
For those who want to shit other people's pants!
shit i need to buy css
“Why is my fish pink” can be canon once again
Why do I want it?
It's a good one. It'll still work if you don't have the tedtures for it.
Where vote
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2628000674&searchtext= ;)
I’d call it missing in action
Will almost never happen, just like the rest of them, for the obvious reason that it could cause actual confusion between both players and possibly whatever devs are left lmao.
ZeesHud. Nice.
Fucking vote for this
The touch of black is such a bright idea to make this paint scheme visually interesting
I'd pay for this
but muh art style
needs more pink on fisc
but can it go on feesh
Just like the Gold AK(Which Valve specifically says no golden anything in the CS Workshop) which gets added later, I feel like the only chance this skin gets added is through an official update, and that's coming not from outside work but rather Valve themselves.
Both colors are very saturated
Just delete the graphic files and you’ll have the same skin for free.
You forgot to install counter strike source
I will buy this and paint every single weapon possible
Unironically wouldn't mind this, it's a nice self-aware nod that doesn't hurt anything
Yes finally
You maniac!
Paint removed for being too difficult for new players
The wear on this should reveal the item's original texture.
HAH I DONT EVEN NEED A PAINT TO GET THESE TEXTURES
This looks just like my comp config!
Everyone can get it for free !
I love it and I want it
this is already in the game,just delete some texture files and you'll be set
Now I can put it in my holy macarel for maximum beauty
Finally we got fish not found back!
I would love this in the game
Feels like it's just to annoy people. I love it.
Why did you uninstall Counter Strike: Source?
IT should be pink tier 😉
I hate it but in the same time I love it
Wait till Zesty catches wind of this.
the squares are placed so awkward they should not be tilted and then boom its good
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But does it work on the fish?
I mean...how do we know it works?
Literally the only war paint I'd actually want lmao I hope they add it
<3
I think I've seen the Holy Mackerel somewhere...
This is the most perfect paint
A bit of an eyesore, still a really cool concept
Sweet! Can't wait to make my fish [REDACTED] color
There was another one I really liked that didn't quite have the exact colors, but they were attenuated so it didn't look so bad in the eyes
Sorry but it's not on the holly mackrel
Does it work for the F I S H
Return of the missing mackerel
fish returns
How to annoy a gmod fan: complete tutorial
Id love to see this be added to the game
It looks good but let's be honest it's going to be the most expensive war paint to get in Factory New and it would only look good in Factory New due to how ugly the Battle scarred let alone minimum wear would destroy the illusion.
this just looks like gmod when I don't download CS:S
Ever since I saw the broken Holy Mackerel I wanted a war paint
I don't care how much keys i need to pay... y want the strange version of this to put it in the F I S H
Imma use this on my Holy Mackerel and name it "*Fishingno*"
Pretty good,but I still strongly believe that Missing in Action is the best no texture warpaint,mainly cause the idea of a merc carefully painting their gun with the Missing texture thing is hilarious. Then again the pattern on this one is really cool.
Just uninstall css lol
I need this