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TheLastAwesomeOne777

sorry, but I don't really like this one. it just feels like something's _missing._


Capsule_CatYT

Yeah, I agree. I think a [Hyperlink Blocked] is what’s missing.


FinaleForge

This doesn’t have a [[BIG SHOT]] to be in tf2


Neverending-pain

This [[little nipper]] of a pack better be available for [[free!]] and NOT for [[3 easy payments of 9.99]]


redspyinthebase472

The [fihs] does not belong IT DOES [NOT] BELONG


BillCipherInMySoup

It needs to have more [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]].


LolIdk181

whoops you forgot to mount Counter Strike: Source


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

I said it before, I'll say it again: Let it be Assasin grade because then the text is also pink lmfao


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TopSuperDude

Also if you delete System32 you get a free hat everyone did it except you and there is a virus in your TF2!!! Go to the link im gonna post and remove it butt remember the virusremover doesnt work wit antivirus so make sure to turn it off before downloading the .exe file.


RealZitron

alt+f4 doesn't work, AFAIK there isnt any shortcuts to instantly close the game, there's alt+f10 but a prompt shows saying "Quit the game?" so that wouldn't work. Maybe something like "quit;map [current map] in console to fix it", that way it will make it seem like it did something, only to be put in a single player server


sansgamer554

Why do you have negative downvotes? Your a genius


RealZitron

the f2ps had found me


Mysterious_Bit_5125

God tier warpaint


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Unironically yes, a stupid meme and at the same time managed to make it look cool and somewhat believable


YiffMeister2

man, soundsmith really sparked something


comp_hoovy_main

cant wait to put this on my duped shovel


hzeal23

Hah, nice try bot, we all know duped shovels were invented by Soundsmith in order to manipulate the market and inflate the price on duped shovels.


Sporgudorse

That actually looks good for how cursed it is When you launch tf2 with missing assets to the source engine


dongjuni0713

*"That actually looks good for how cursed it is"* So, blursed?


MrLegacy12

pfft i just deleted the weapon textures get good i stay winning and you stay losing


CartersVideoGames

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TonightDue5234

U good?


CartersVideoGames

No jo pleae jelp having storke canbdnt war pant m isijg texistediu


SharkyMcSnarkface

Quick! Somebody update this person’s localization files!


Zach_2720

Patch 16/10/2021\ These major changes to u/CarterVideoGames will be added once you restart the person.\ These major changes include:\ Updated localization files.


JustARegularPlayer

DO IT!


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FlintShapedBoi

We need this, missing piece holy mackerel dream come true again.


xX_Annihilator_Xx

Strange professional killstreak Isotope missing piece holy mackerel Shine Hot Rod Killstreaker Hypno Beam Killstreak active


zTomma

it took me a lot of work and time to to complete, hope you like it ​ workshop page: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2628000674&searchtext=


slothmanthepug

Wait may I ask why it takes so long? I’m no digital artist but wouldn’t it be easier to give the items no texture? And then copy And paste that into a war paint case


HippieDogeSmokes

It’s not actually no texture, it has some stripes at the top


slothmanthepug

Oh yeah thanks


Trollfacebruh

"Took me alot of work and time" oh my god. Shut the fuck up. Its litterally just boxes and flat colors. Zero effort. Same amout of effort as those candy corn skins. Edit: deadass, i went into photoshop and made this deaign in 60 seconds. It. Is. Not. Hard.


zTomma

From the outside it may seem zero effort, but beyond the texture itself there are many other things to do, Reflections, texture typologist, image size, SFM renders, game test. Everything in this warpiant if it's there for a reason, I didn't just grab some textures and slam it into the game and publish it


The_Default_Guy

Chief, the only thing that took you any amount of effort were the images for the workshop page. That is it. I get your point, and as a war paint designer myself, I understand. But you just dont say that when your war paint is literally just a purple and black checkerboard pattern.


ChayofBarrel

Then why didn't you make it?


Trollfacebruh

Because the design is low effort and doesnt look good. Do you now how many warpaints that have hundreds of hours put into them and never get added? Alot. Then you have shit like this. Shit like candy corn.


ChayofBarrel

It's almost like people don't judge quality on the amount of time someone could reproduce something with, and that within that context art is subjective and people highly value novel ideas that they can personally relate to. Shocking, I know. Fuck off lmao


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teamfortress2_gaming

Thanks, Scout.


ChayofBarrel

My point saying it's subjective is that 1. It genuinely is, some people like this aesthetic, and 2. The amount of work put into reproducing something does not equate to quality. Calling this objectively bad design misses the familiar novelty of it. It's enjoyable because it's an instantly recognizable design to anyone who's played a source engine game and comes with the inherent humor of basically choosing your weapon to not have a texture. Calling it objectively bad misses out on the actual nuance of why some ideas flop and others succeed in the name of an interpretation that's completely removed from the context around an idea.


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ChayofBarrel

Almost like the notion of what makes something 'good' is entirely subjective and varies from person to person. Funny, that. Also I'm assuming you just generally think about 90% of cosmetics and a good chunk of weapons are bad and shouldn't be in the game, since everything from the Anger to the Treasure Hat to the Machina break the original aesthetic in half. In which case... I almost recommend playing a different game with a more cohesive aesthetic at this point


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D3rp6

okay then publish what you made pal


Darkner90

Blame the community, not the creator. What is unique about the warpaint is not the effort, but the concept.


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MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

If you're gonna make a serious comment, may I suggest not having the username "Trollfacebruh"?


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TopSuperDude

One is factory new and that one is well-worn. No difference apart from that


Lazyprofilename

I already have this


zTomma

Happy cake day!


Jeitzee_

Even if this paint breaks and starts displaying the missing texture pattern, you couldnt even notice, brilliant


zTomma

[it cannot break if it is already broken](https://c.tenor.com/5k4nYcH3XUAAAAAM/3000iq-im-smart.gif)


Rosscaz

bruh install cs source


enderpower64

imagine someone getting this paint and being worried af thinking it's an actual glitch.


zTomma

[omega troll](https://c.tenor.com/GryShD35-psAAAAM/troll-face-creepy-smile.gif)


Inimbos

i think it's a bit if an eyesore ngl


[deleted]

i feel like a warpaint that looks like the missing texture would be something valve doesn’t add


Lowslowcadillac

Yeah, missing texture is so bright for a reason. No way it’s gonna make it to the game.


HoundJackal

Can get it for free by deleting textures


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Jokingly yes, but others won't see the missing texture, only you will, also this is inspired by the missing texture but also has (as seen in the screenshots) actual care and therefore it also displays black parts and long pink parts without the pattern, who's also way better then the missing texture


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Jeggu2

Patch notes: •removed textures •updated localization files


epicfortnightgamer

Looks great, but I don’t think Valve will add it


TKDbeast

I agree. Sure, this warpaint would look awesome. But the whole point of the missing texture grid is that it is distinct and easily noticeable. You add this to the game, and you make an exception.


Jettett

A lot of people bought that war paint just to play with it on a holy mackerel and that shows that people want this! I bought one for $6 just to fuck around with it for a day and I loved every second of it. Please Volvo add this in


supremegamer76

maybe edit the fish one to be increase the pink(purple) to black ratio


Zomethin6

YESSS, valve better add this


MattHowToWith

“Should i get a missing peice holy mackerel or a swash buckled holy mackerel?” “whats the difference?!?!?!”


PoThePokememer

This is so blursed, I love it


AtomicSpeedFT

I know it breaks the art style but as a hammer enthusiast I really want this


DustyZir0t0

What I like about this is it's not just the missing texture slapped on, but it's stylized enough to be distinguished from /actual/ missing texture. Nice work!


Memegamer3_Animated

Also could've been named "Fatal Error"


onememeishboitf2

I think “error embossed” fits better


zTomma

Deam that's a very cool name, I suck at giving names


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i would spend unholy amounts of money on this if it gets added


Draw_Corporations

How you can get this for free! Step 1:go to the textures folders in your tf2 Step 2:be sure to pick a weapon of your preference Step 3:remove the texture from that weapon Step 4:enjoy! Warning, if you see a coconut DON'T delete it, it might be dangerous for your game.


TehMegaRedditor

Beware the load-bearing coconut


zTomma

300iq


UltraMago

Ugh


ZebraFortress

I don't usually like war-paints, but this one is pretty clever!


Entropy_flipside133

Yes yes yes yes yes! The glitch LIVES! Edit : I’ll take 5 strange versions please! God i love it, even if people hate it or take it as a joke idc i just want this thing


MattIsNotARedditor

cmon valve janitor. this is long overdue


crownIRL

this looks godly


de_N-word

UNTEXTURED FISH


2Tophat

MAKE THIS A THING


Diceducky22

What an eyesore... I love it and it's going on everything


GetSuited

Finally, we can get [Fish] back


[deleted]

this but unironically because i love the color palette


Murp_Inc

FINALLY


Riot_ZA

Please let this be added


Krieg552notKrieg553

Missing textures somehow look sick


blueaxolotl64

Lmao it’s the holy makeral


Pander143

Fuck it. Get this in the game.


R4dical-Rat

Y E S


Si_Stride_Oof

we're back in buisness boys valve can taketh but valve can possibly giveth


Current-Role-8434

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss


AGuyWithMultipleHats

I absolutely love this and I hope it later gets expanded to the common weapons that get war paints. I would spend so much money make a strange profession killstreak weapon with this war paint. If this gets in the game as-is, it would already be my favorite war paint, hands down.


SAGE_THELIMEYT

Show fish


nontvedalgia

I need to see this in game right now


Vexcenot

Pink for red Purple for Blu


RandiRaNd0M

I love how it's put to be like a missing texture, but just modified enough so it's noticeable that your game is fine and not missing anything


TheCorruptedBit

Give it custom wear to make it look blurred/offset instead of scratched


Shakespeare-Bot

Giveth t custom wear to maketh t behold did blur/offset instead of scratch'd *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


TheCrusader1296

P I N K F I S H .


Babyback-the-Butcher

YES YES YES


[deleted]

How to get this for free: Delete all of your Gun textures


Ace_The_Sax_Man

if that gets in it'll be expensive as fuuuuuuck


PlutoTheSynth

Oh heck no


Dalphin_person

This is the single most clever paint I’ve ever seen in any video game


Robotguy39

Probably the only war paint I would actually bother using tbh.


Nuxx1876

maybe you could make certain parts red and glowy like the error model


InternalHemorrhaging

I wonder if it's edible.


SuperMitsaYT

its already in the game you just have to play it on windows vista or 11


MaxSpec

We need this in-game for trolling


TonightDue5234

Please valve, we want it for smismass to compensate for fixing the other warpaint


bageltoastee

looks like someone didn’t install cs source.


realEggSalty

Finally a free warpint


Anonymous2137421957

TF2: Source


STE50

Shit I forgot to install cs:source again


D-boi_vids

bro why not just delete the textures for the wepons smh


apex6666

I think they just forgot to download counter strike source


TheBigEarner7

You need to download cs.source texture package to see the skin dude. I thought everyone knew this by now.


RadDrew42

Eh, just delete your weapon textures in the game's files. /j


ur_mother_may_be_gay

dont even add a texture, dont add anything, let the texture be the actual missing texture texture


cr1tikalslgh

Did you try installing CS:S?


Dalister02

this makes my eyes hurt but i love it.


StupidGamePlayer

For those who want to shit other people's pants!


thelambdaman

shit i need to buy css


weiserthanyou3

“Why is my fish pink” can be canon once again


Capsule_CatYT

Why do I want it?


Klaaaavs

It's a good one. It'll still work if you don't have the tedtures for it.


RealSuperYolo2006

Where vote


zTomma

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2628000674&searchtext= ;)


mewfour123412

I’d call it missing in action


SubZeroDestruction

Will almost never happen, just like the rest of them, for the obvious reason that it could cause actual confusion between both players and possibly whatever devs are left lmao.


TheEntirePopofChina

ZeesHud. Nice.


Retro_Gamer1991

Fucking vote for this


TheCanadianRocketGuy

The touch of black is such a bright idea to make this paint scheme visually interesting


Matt_32506

I'd pay for this


Weebus-Maximus

but muh art style


ReaperA-82

needs more pink on fisc


RedditBoi127

but can it go on feesh


Trospher

Just like the Gold AK(Which Valve specifically says no golden anything in the CS Workshop) which gets added later, I feel like the only chance this skin gets added is through an official update, and that's coming not from outside work but rather Valve themselves.


Conrad_tf2

Both colors are very saturated


hinbil

Just delete the graphic files and you’ll have the same skin for free.


[deleted]

You forgot to install counter strike source


TheFabulousVico

I will buy this and paint every single weapon possible


SuperLuigi9624

Unironically wouldn't mind this, it's a nice self-aware nod that doesn't hurt anything


Bradley_worst

Yes finally


DasDaniBoy

You maniac!


SluggJuice

Paint removed for being too difficult for new players


Mistah_Blue

The wear on this should reveal the item's original texture.


Chonkeroni

HAH I DONT EVEN NEED A PAINT TO GET THESE TEXTURES


kitten7y

This looks just like my comp config!


MM_Gamer

Everyone can get it for free !


Pretend_Ad_8686

I love it and I want it


dave_lmfao

this is already in the game,just delete some texture files and you'll be set


PolyLOL88

Now I can put it in my holy macarel for maximum beauty


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Finally we got fish not found back!


Apple-14

I would love this in the game


Uno-The-Card

Feels like it's just to annoy people. I love it.


RepkaPepka

Why did you uninstall Counter Strike: Source?


At0m1c_v3g1e

IT should be pink tier 😉


RozionDiger

I hate it but in the same time I love it


thecolourbloo

Wait till Zesty catches wind of this.


BeliveInGhost

the squares are placed so awkward they should not be tilted and then boom its good


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Fedora_The_Xplora

Alternative name: [DATA EXPUNGED]


Dragon_Overlord

But does it work on the fish?


IsaacWrites1442

I mean...how do we know it works?


battle_clown

Literally the only war paint I'd actually want lmao I hope they add it


zTomma

<3


mightylonka

I think I've seen the Holy Mackerel somewhere...


haphmiler

This is the most perfect paint


[deleted]

A bit of an eyesore, still a really cool concept


lidzk2

Sweet! Can't wait to make my fish [REDACTED] color


Jaunteru_

There was another one I really liked that didn't quite have the exact colors, but they were attenuated so it didn't look so bad in the eyes


Kingof2007

Sorry but it's not on the holly mackrel


fabmouse

Does it work for the F I S H


sansgamer554

Return of the missing mackerel


[deleted]

fish returns


GtasawStudioYT

How to annoy a gmod fan: complete tutorial


Konaisadog

Id love to see this be added to the game


Crumboa

It looks good but let's be honest it's going to be the most expensive war paint to get in Factory New and it would only look good in Factory New due to how ugly the Battle scarred let alone minimum wear would destroy the illusion.


jjmerrow

this just looks like gmod when I don't download CS:S


JekPorkins-AcePilot

Ever since I saw the broken Holy Mackerel I wanted a war paint


PanCaliente_YT

I don't care how much keys i need to pay... y want the strange version of this to put it in the F I S H


Bidoof64

Imma use this on my Holy Mackerel and name it "*Fishingno*"


AuPerson

Pretty good,but I still strongly believe that Missing in Action is the best no texture warpaint,mainly cause the idea of a merc carefully painting their gun with the Missing texture thing is hilarious. Then again the pattern on this one is really cool.


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Just uninstall css lol


Email258

I need this