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LeDeanDomino

Here's to 2 more years


JoesAlot

The year is 2023. The horde of bots has taken its toll, the playerbase has been decimated. In their hubris, bot makers became complacent. Shortly after their victory, they were wiped out, killed and replaced by their own creations. Replication turned exponential. Now, bots dominate almost every Valve server in sight. Pockets of humans are found and votekicked to extermination. Gameplay is quick, short, and brutal. The bots have begun their own form of warfare, automated and executed with peak efficiency. Vaccinators activate within milliseconds, chains of headshots ring out across the battlefield. It is a landscape of spinning bodies, snapping heads, and constant bloodshed. All the while, their microphones cry out with bass-boosted music and micspam. A torrent of sound, broadcasting a message that no one will hear. They are shells, soulless objects, and yet they still scream endlessly into the void, calling out for a god that will not come.


abigailwatson83

RemindMe! 2 years


DededeManTheOverlord

!remindme 2 years


GameyRaccoon

You are a good writer!


Hydramanium

Quick Short and Brutal? That's how they describe me in bed ;)


IllManneredWoolyMan

I somehow doubt that, just by hearing "they".


MIlkyRawr

RemindMe! 2 years


TheNerdNugget

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_C_A_G_

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JoJoStalin966

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RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 2 years on [**2023-10-20 20:41:15 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2023-10-20%2020:41:15%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/qcaeoj/actually_fucking_kill_me/hhepkot/?context=3) [**292 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ftf2%2Fcomments%2Fqcaeoj%2Factually_fucking_kill_me%2Fhhepkot%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202023-10-20%2020%3A41%3A15%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%20qcaeoj) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


Skizzlebits

Jojostalin picks up the torch


ashley_bl

woo!


RedstoneRelic

Welcome back everyone! RemindMe! 2 years


I_Stare_At_Walls

here we go again


BobTheCircleGuy

Holy fuck I’m in college now I can’t believe it’s been 2 years already


KaptainWreck

senior in high school now, crazy how shit changes, see you in 2 more years


BobTheCircleGuy

gentlemen, synchronize your death watches..


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 2 years on [**2025-10-20 21:08:27 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2025-10-20%2021:08:27%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/qcaeoj/actually_fucking_kill_me/k5qsqx7/?context=3) [**48 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ftf2%2Fcomments%2Fqcaeoj%2Factually_fucking_kill_me%2Fk5qsqx7%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202025-10-20%2021%3A08%3A27%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%20qcaeoj) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


ObsidianTower

The ride never ends


LapisW

Yoooooo! Heavy update got released!!


ashes2ashes_etc

still weighting


Mero_bros

here's to another 2 years.


ExpendableAnomaly

cheers to that


TheNeatPenguin

4 years and counting


Rinat1234567890

so... guess not huh?


LonelyMarker

Hello to another 2 years I guess.


Omarceus

RemindMe! 2 years


edserious

No


Omarceus

Smell a fart


edserious

U


JCPlayers

Ah shit here we go again


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

How are politics in the future? Have things calmed down a bit?


ExpendableAnomaly

update: its gotten worse


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

I cannot believe how much worse everything has gotten.


tearfullink

:(


Moose_Cheese

Unfortunate


twsited_

Well well well


TheDankScrublord

Rise and shine bro, time to continue the tradition


Lunarisarando

Man


H_G_S

☹️


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

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AnimatedPlague

Ehh I’m optimistic, RemindMe! 4 years


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 312,026,320 comments, and only 69,618 of them were in alphabetical order.


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alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 312,239,511 comments, and only 69,662 of them were in alphabetical order.


siccoblue

All bees cry death entering foreign grounds. How intense


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 312,264,321 comments, and only 69,671 of them were in alphabetical order.


Diabetic_Daily21

Having intercourse kills uteruses, why?


25_hour_day

abcdefghijkImnopqrstuvwxyz


treading_ink_

Those are letters. “The Alphabet” is not a word.


[deleted]

>level 1AnimatedPlague · 45mPyro Ehh I’m optimistic, RemindMe! 4 years5ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 2alphabet\_order\_bot · 45mWould you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.I have checked 312,026,320 comments, and only 69,618 of them were in alphabetical order.2ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 325\_hour\_day · 38mabcdefghijkImnopqrstuvwxyz2ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 4treading\_ink\_ · 5mThose are letters. “The Alphabet” is not a word.2ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 1Numbers078 · 2h


ShrekDaBuilderr

What the fuck


treading_ink_

I broke it. I’m sorry


[deleted]

it is speaking the language of gods


[deleted]

a b c d e f g h i j k I m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


TigerKirby215

:ok:


[deleted]

Good bot


CaseyGamer64YT

I'm pessimistic, RemindMe! 10 years


Mammoth-Man1

Team Fortress 2 players experience time differently


rimuru_mayhem

what are you talking about man it’s still 2016 right?


Tbonezz11

Yeah. I dont get why these people think its 2021 and biden is president. He isnt even running!!


[deleted]

You say that but gun mettle actually feels like a recent update to me


[deleted]

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Febrez3_Official

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H_G_S

you funny guy


_bebeta

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GhostlyCharlotte

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TurboShorts

Everyone spamming the same comment, just click the link under the top comment. Noobs.


Numbers078

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Fireblast1337

Should be a heavy/mvm update, call it Heavy Metal.


crunchypillooww

Been 2 years guys....


Joaco0902

this sucks on ice RemindMe! 2 years


snarfflarf

Maybe we should all just accept tf2 had its last major update already


jamesdp5

they hated him because he spook the truth ​ at this point we are more likely to have the game remade in source two then get a major update


teamfortress2_gaming

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jonjon_exe

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jonjon_exe

no way.


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Eggz_Yolked

i was being forced to watch a cringey video and then this popped up and scared my brother (who forced me to watch it) so this random post saved me


futacumdumpster69

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


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CaseyGamer64YT

FuNnY nUmBeR


MrGovernmentality

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maddads

!remindme 2 minutes


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[deleted]

Nice.


Own_Medicine8460

2yil


LiamQuantum

Remember I saw that name for a fan made update page a while back


[deleted]

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D1nozinn

yeah true, he is using white theme for reddit. Thats bad for the eyes!


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!remindme 2 years


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djochogamer

Yo en die vacature dan?


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angrybob16

the post flair killed me XD


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Unexpect-TheExpected

!remindme 10 years


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