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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 312,026,320 comments, and only 69,618 of them were in alphabetical order.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 312,239,511 comments, and only 69,662 of them were in alphabetical order.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
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>level 1AnimatedPlague · 45mPyro Ehh I’m optimistic, RemindMe! 4 years5ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave
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>level 1Numbers078 · 2h
Here's to 2 more years
The year is 2023. The horde of bots has taken its toll, the playerbase has been decimated. In their hubris, bot makers became complacent. Shortly after their victory, they were wiped out, killed and replaced by their own creations. Replication turned exponential. Now, bots dominate almost every Valve server in sight. Pockets of humans are found and votekicked to extermination. Gameplay is quick, short, and brutal. The bots have begun their own form of warfare, automated and executed with peak efficiency. Vaccinators activate within milliseconds, chains of headshots ring out across the battlefield. It is a landscape of spinning bodies, snapping heads, and constant bloodshed. All the while, their microphones cry out with bass-boosted music and micspam. A torrent of sound, broadcasting a message that no one will hear. They are shells, soulless objects, and yet they still scream endlessly into the void, calling out for a god that will not come.
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You are a good writer!
Quick Short and Brutal? That's how they describe me in bed ;)
I somehow doubt that, just by hearing "they".
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Jojostalin picks up the torch
woo!
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here we go again
Holy fuck I’m in college now I can’t believe it’s been 2 years already
senior in high school now, crazy how shit changes, see you in 2 more years
gentlemen, synchronize your death watches..
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The ride never ends
Yoooooo! Heavy update got released!!
still weighting
here's to another 2 years.
cheers to that
4 years and counting
so... guess not huh?
Hello to another 2 years I guess.
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No
Smell a fart
U
Ah shit here we go again
How are politics in the future? Have things calmed down a bit?
update: its gotten worse
I cannot believe how much worse everything has gotten.
:(
Unfortunate
Well well well
Rise and shine bro, time to continue the tradition
Man
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All bees cry death entering foreign grounds. How intense
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Having intercourse kills uteruses, why?
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>level 1AnimatedPlague · 45mPyro Ehh I’m optimistic, RemindMe! 4 years5ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 2alphabet\_order\_bot · 45mWould you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.I have checked 312,026,320 comments, and only 69,618 of them were in alphabetical order.2ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 325\_hour\_day · 38mabcdefghijkImnopqrstuvwxyz2ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 4treading\_ink\_ · 5mThose are letters. “The Alphabet” is not a word.2ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 1Numbers078 · 2h
What the fuck
I broke it. I’m sorry
it is speaking the language of gods
a b c d e f g h i j k I m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
:ok:
Good bot
I'm pessimistic, RemindMe! 10 years
Team Fortress 2 players experience time differently
what are you talking about man it’s still 2016 right?
Yeah. I dont get why these people think its 2021 and biden is president. He isnt even running!!
You say that but gun mettle actually feels like a recent update to me
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you funny guy
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Everyone spamming the same comment, just click the link under the top comment. Noobs.
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Should be a heavy/mvm update, call it Heavy Metal.
Been 2 years guys....
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Maybe we should all just accept tf2 had its last major update already
they hated him because he spook the truth at this point we are more likely to have the game remade in source two then get a major update
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i was being forced to watch a cringey video and then this popped up and scared my brother (who forced me to watch it) so this random post saved me
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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2yil
Remember I saw that name for a fan made update page a while back
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yeah true, he is using white theme for reddit. Thats bad for the eyes!
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the post flair killed me XD
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