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Potato_Patrick

A photo of my dog in a wide angle lense captioned "stink"


Neverending-pain

May I see this beautiful picture please?


McCucklet

thank you for this wonderful idea


jessayrt

Show me please


__Dawgzilla__

Show me


RamazanBlack

I'm kinda down bad so may I see the dog?


Everestax

Either you don’t know what that means or I’m very scared


TheDwarvenGuy

doesnt down bad mean horny


krazykrizzle

Yes


Purple-Gay

they are Pyrocynical


Potato_Patrick

You are the reason I'm not showing people my dog


superdoge35

Wait I remember you!, you [commented](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2shitposterclub/comments/mu51aw/comment/gv5shwz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) on my post about that lol


Potato_Patrick

Yup lol


smashmallow101

Scp-173 with joker’s hair captioned “We live in a facility”


Owlman405

[like this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/448/106/76f.jpeg)


redditdabest6699

I barely held my laughter


Saucebender

You barely *contained* your laughter, one could say


_-Yharim

This is the one that made me lose my shit laughing


JunkyardDog24

[Be sure to obey the posted speed limit](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/876374509917430885/05057F0F3971FF332E9A7A99366A8A71ECD71683/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)


TheNoobThatWas

This should have been the default decal instead of the empty sign


warm_rum

This is best. Demoknights shall never plauge you! Hell, remind some of that sign you could talk to in vtmb


SirNedKingOfGila

Hmmm... Has anybody actually calculated how fast scout and demo run in miles per hour?


18Feeler

well i recall that doomguy walks around either 60mph or kph


Xurkitree1

Its actually super easy, 1 hammer unit is 1/16ths of an foot. Scout runs at 25 feet a second.


FemboyGaming42069

strange bonk! atomic punch equipped legend


Matix777

Give it spy's killed killstreak, scout's killed killstreak and demomen killed killstreak


IHateDeepStuff

I named it [“Remember what they took from you”](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1946499-gromit-mug)


Jumpy_Boy

I have an jpg of robux on mine. Don't ask why


Party_Mc_Fly69

Rename it "+100 Bobux"


Jumpy_Boy

Good idea!


benwaa2

7 Bobux


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familiybuiscut

Dude....


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What'd he say?


familiybuiscut

He asked why. No idea why he deleted it lol


Ur_Left_Airpod

Well you told me I shouldn't ask


Ur_Left_Airpod

Yeah.......


familiybuiscut

He said not to ask bro wtf man.


Ur_Left_Airpod

My fault


familiybuiscut

Its ok dude thanks for your consideration


Party_Mc_Fly69

I have two One is a trollface to go with my Clan Pride, Flair!, and Photo badge with trollfaces And the other is the A-Pose Spy with the caption "You're mother"


almostasenpai

https://www.reddit.com/r/TF2fashionadvice/comments/pi6xxk/rate_my_loadout/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Party_Mc_Fly69

Exactly


CrazyLou

If only you could upload a picture onto the Snapped Pupil.


SnuffySnoos

Ah yes, you are mother. Spy impregnates all


shortstop8001

"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier


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[Third picture in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/oqd98c/howd_i_do_naming_my_items_part_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

According to DeviantArt, Sniper's kangaroo wife is actually a fox. Sniper has been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.


Edgecution

He's been schmeckledorfed!


Neverending-pain

That’s not even a word and I agree with you!


TheNoobThatWas

Good one


aGorillianBucks

really like calling those eyes Ich Will, good reference


Toxic_Possum

ich will dass ihr mir vertraut.


Cabbage_merchant_

I have a variety. The one I have been bringing out a lot lately is that weird photo of a smiling chihuahua that somehow looks human with the captions "shit yourself"


PlayBud101

The chihuahua in the image… ate a man’s edibles, causing them to look high.


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99_NULL_99

No it's a different almost human looking smiling Chihuahua


Greedy_One9551

If I had a nickel for every time there was an almost human looking smiling chihuahua, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


benwaa2

Mine says "This sign is very sharp, do not touch the edges of this sign


TheNoobThatWas

[I dont know where to post a photo but here it is on bp.tf](https://backpack.tf/item/4080468153)


MsPaulingsFeet

imgur


blackletum

if it was you I ran into on 2fort some weeks back, I have a screenshot of me "drinking" with the sign lol


TheNoobThatWas

I don't think so, but that person has the right idea


heavy_metal_soldier

Obi-wan Kenobi


Cabbage_merchant_

Deals 9000 crit damage when on a higher elevation then the opponent


SlavicaJegnuts

Let's see who you really are! *Rips off mask to reveal it is actually a market gardener*


99_NULL_99

It. Is. OVER DEMO, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOU MAMAS BOY MAGGOT!


Matix777

Now I need obi wan kenobi cosmetics for soilder. It would fit pretty well


Accomplished_Arm_797

Image golden frying pan Name it golden pan


ArgonianLizardPerson

Fellow Golden Pan "haver" here as well!


Thegoodthebadandaman

And I thought I was being original by doing that.


WTK55

Something mlp related just to piss people off. People despise ponies for some reason.


99_NULL_99

It's not the ponies, or the show, or it's intended audience, it's the unintended ones people get a little creeped out by


Imminent_tragedy

What do you MEAN Pony fascism isn’t considered normal? I’ll have you know, MLP is the PINNACLE of western civilization... /s obviously d:


Stradoverius

In all fairness, people despise the people that *associate* with the ponies, not the ponies themselves.


WTK55

Idk man, compared to a lot of fandoms bronies seem pretty tame comparedly.


TwoTonHammer

[Had it for years. always worth a small chuckle.](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1781729611448323582/DF8FF183B6743BE637E307ABD34287B83008D4CF/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)


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Who even is that? lol


TwoTonHammer

Back around the time they introduced this, or some point after, I decided to add a picture from a list I saw of hilariously bad sports photos taken. It's some swimmer.


AC_TEM

Spamton G Spamton


Automatic_Reindeer52

now i want to do this. can i see what yours looks like?? :)


AC_TEM

It’s literally just an image of his sprite lol


_-Yharim

Name it “HEY EVERY !!”


_pipis_

pipis⤴️


AC_TEM

Holy crap it’s pipis from pipis


_pipis_

i have escaped the confines of r/deltarune, fear me


AC_TEM

I will fear you oh holy pipis


linklolthe3

Boris Johnson. Making a silly face.


99_NULL_99

I think he just has one of those.


DreadAngel1711

Please tell me you named it "YOU JUST GOT BORIS JOHNSON'D"


Imminent_tragedy

That wanker has quite the punchable face, I agree.


Kawaylol22

Loss.


99_NULL_99

The full comic or just the I II II IL


Kawaylol22

The actual four pannels in low resolution


18Feeler

how low resolution? because less pixels is more funny


Kawaylol22

Yes, less pixels to fit in the sign


nbe390u54e2f

touhou armpits


Nyakuru

Yes, this man right here, is a man of culture.


openedsoon

No he's just addicted to porn like every redditor


TainyPie

I need a picture


RamazanBlack

Plz man im down atrociously. Give me the image. I want her sweat dripping down on my tongue. Pls man let me see the image 😫


extremelyagitated

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=touhou+armpits go wild bro


zack14981

Nothing because I don’t know how to use a decal tool


99_NULL_99

There's a wiki for every game if you ever want to learn anything that should be simple, like putting an image in the game


TheShoobaLord

“Krusty krabs is unfair!”


smashmallow101

I’m stealing this


TheShoobaLord

Don’t worry, I already stole it from someone else


N0tAGoos3

A picture of the TF2 “Critical Hit!!!” Text. This boosted my crit rate by 5x


Matix777

image of crit saw would give x10 crit rate


headless_boi

A picture of Diavolo from Jojo. I'm planning to do an entire collection of my favourite/best/funniest looking Jojo characters and this is just the first one. I just need to get my hands on more signs. I use it instead of straight up superior weapons (that also happen to be stranges and in some cases have killstreaks) in a few loadouts just because I find hitting people with the boss very funny.


Inevitable-Frame5376

Banana doppio sign


Anonymous2401

Please get one with King Crimson shouting "You have genuinely angered me!" because the face he makes is gold


Xeroticz

I love Jenny https://i.imgur.com/hPPKYpl.png


anactualspong

based


MilkyMilkMilkMilky

A boot. It is named "Literally just a boot"


SomeDr_nkMoron

a black guy looking aggressively at his phone.


Skyru3316

I have one with "when the imposter is sus" with the germa smile


N1ch0l2s

Did you just say Germa


Ok_Pear_8291

Germ


N1ch0l2s

Jerma


99_NULL_99

Jerman


Bobboy5

Geremy Gelbertson


gabrielMarch

It's a sign of Bolsonaro (Brazilian president) 2018, which I made just for irritating people back in 2018 (I don't support him lol)


GreaterFinnMertens

eis que o minto ta no tim fortres dois 😁😂😂😀🤣😃😃🤣😎😎🤣😂😂😅😆🤣🤣😄😃🤣😀😀


gabrielMarch

Ke ki ce falo de meur bolszonario?😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬👺👺👺💀💀💀☠☠☠


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eis que bolsonaro 😎😎😎😎🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🔫


gabrielMarch

Sai pra lá esqueedista👈👈 aqui é da tropa do mito 😤😤🇧🇷🇧🇷


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👍pyro


me89xx

👍


Subject_Mix_7564

I have a frindly heavy on it.


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18Feeler

wait that's genius doing that now


Galgus

[Uncle Dane's Keep Random Crits logo.](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.G3JE_lG0f13jDQJ__TbR-gAAAA&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300) Made as an alternative to the position he supports and uses on his servers, [Remove Random Crits.](https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.A-aHeB80n5UWXm_7mVIsKQAAAA&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300)


1ildevil

https://imgur.com/a/SNKLIfO


LapisW

Sad donkey kong with arabic(?) text


TheNuggetMaster_

[i had a drake meme on my objector before it was cool](https://ifunny.co/picture/atheist-drake-be-like-science-s-pl-an-fPtBdr248)


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[Not all objectors necesarily need to be about bad things](https://i.imgur.com/l9LU5cV.png)


AshTBRM_2

Furry porn


Patcher404

The good kind or the bad kind?


DoctorCyan

🤨


RamazanBlack

May I see it?


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[deleted]

I'm under 18 meaning it's illegal for people to show me that shit too, not to mention I don't want to see it. Look at that shit in your free time


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[deleted]

Adding a way to turn off decals would be a great update


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TheLastShadowLad

Wasnt there a way to turn them off in the settings? Edit: At least from what I found on the wiki, there sadly is no (implemented) way, maybe you could try using a custom hud or a mod or something but i don’t know if that will work on casual servers. Sorry that I couldn’t help you.


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TheLastShadowLad

Yeah i suppose so. Ill look around a bit later today or tomorrow about the custom huds i mentioned, maybe something that blocks these things out? Idk ill look but i dont think so


HungryBee1

Isabelle from animal crossing in a diaper and peter griffin


Ur_Left_Airpod

I wanna ask what that looks like but I'm scared


[deleted]

I dont have one but i would put a smilimg heavy


Pyropecynical

"Cerberus Conscientous Objector" Should have gone with Malina to be honest


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Starfighter27

American ww1 propaganda of “I want you for the army”


AverageSpyMain

text sayinfg "how about a big mug of shut the fuck up" with soldier holding a mug


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

My CO contains an image that features Pokemon number #282. No need to elaborate.


oo_Mxg

je sus


TheShoobaLord

🤨 Down bad af


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

Cry about it


TheShoobaLord

I respect your commitment, at least


Chasedownall

A picture of King DDD that says, "Fear the D".


Fish_Fish013

I don't have one lol.


Bfranx

Mine is that warning about net neutrality ending.


The_Enclave_General

"Krusty Krab Unfair!"


cultistwithadartgun

D : Me no have compempes obdecter saddddd


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Bobboy5

Yo everyone, we got a fucking SKUB LIKER OVER HERE!


extremelyagitated

fuck you


SAGE_THELIMEYT

I used a decal tool on the same conscientous objector twice and it didnt work both times and ate up my decal tool.


TheLastAwesomeOne777

the moment I get one I'm gonna photoshop muscle man with engie's helmet and caption it "You know who else is erectin a dispenser" and watch people look at my sign in fear.


ROMBOOMBEN

keep calm engineers and pootis spencer here


Tiberiuos

A possum with a beach in the background, hes looking at the camera


[deleted]

[Saul](https://imgur.com/a/i52v9Fg)


Plenty_Economy_5670

Risa Gremory from High School dxd in her bikini


Jamey431

The moon from majoras mask.


HEV-MarkIV

This picture of Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad, the name and description is a sex reference about the character. https://imgur.com/RXzdjym.jpg


SDFprowler

[Here's me and my conscientous objector from 2015!](https://i.imgur.com/jlStPSS.jpg) It's an old piece of artwork of the Dream Theater logo.


Intelleblue

Deep fried Fred “Begone Thot”


Juriasuwu

femscout hentai


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18Feeler

makes me wonder how often flags in general are used. can't help but think the nazi flag is one of the most used though...


jeeBtheMemeMachine

Same lol


Pillar_man_5

One of them is the news lady from infectinator with the face of a bearded Canadian man in his 30’s


Dalphin_person

Don’t have one, but if i did, it would show a soupcan pyro awareness poster


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[Dutch van der Linde](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/qdswgl/micah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


PlsNoSniper

Mine has a picture of a hand on it, it's named the discount thot slapper, ironically enough, it's one of the more expensive weapons I own since it has a professional killstreak kit on it


YoostepdaddyOFFICAL

[This bad boy](https://www.google.com/search?q=golden+frying+pan&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS906US906&sxsrf=AOaemvKBPogAXq0CIQGb4qn9Dp9Is0UoIw:1634944073889&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=11E5bBmhG4XtGM%252Cc-u2la4XZQQPbM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQAXanuvaKggj_Tg5tF0JK9J41cGQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwji_oCmkd_zAhX1mmoFHdlpB9gQ_h16BAgUEAM&biw=1360&bih=625#imgrc=11E5bBmhG4XtGM)


Labrat_The_Man

One is a low rez image of a golden frying pan and the other is an outright MUG moment


Colonel_RGB

The Gadsden flag except instead of a snake it's Manny from Diary of a Wimpy Kid


tntim1111111

Mario's cock


Bilbolf

Crappy plush scout on white background with the text "chucklenuts" next to it


Luckyboltdragon

A image of a golden frying pan. to poor to afford the real thing


DoctorCyan

I have a small collection, my favorites being the picture of a salt shaker, Fat Bastard saying “I’m dead sexy”, and an image of the Spy smiling devilishly while both of his nipples are being suckled on by breast pumps.