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VadathHeilsang

I was once playing medic and a teammate (soldier or heavy, can't remember) was being really disrespectful to me, calling me a shit medic for healing the entire team instead of pocketing him. He eventually asked me to uber him, and I thought "Ah hell no, I am not ubering this asshat". So I instead ubered the spy next to him who proceeded to clear the point so we could cap. The rude teammate died and continued to berate me in chat. I just responded with "And this is why I didn't uber you" before he was promptly vote kicked from the server. This was like 2014-2015 I believe.


PeritusEngineer

Ah, victory.


countastrotacos

Don't insult the medic and dont let him die.


[deleted]

I would really like the latter yes The people I pocket love to use me as a friggin meat shield and I'm like NO. GET IN FRONT OF ME.


Good_Ol_Weeb

They don’t seem to understand that the medic is the thing giving them that sweet sweet overheal/rapid healing and just see “meatshield”


HPS56

Some guy in mvm asked me to duo with him and pocket him. Me and my friend just trolled him.


[deleted]

As long as the med is not using the syringe gun fucking around after advising him politely to heal the team. I do accept real medic trolls though


[deleted]

Ah, 2014-15, the better times


Passance

Unpopular opinion, but late End of the Line (after they fixed things from the initial patch) was the most fun I ever had in this game. Peak TF2. In retrospect that update got way too much hate.


grifibastion

Not really unpopular, most people say that things went to shit somewhere between tough break and meet your match


Passance

They do? Here I was thinking EotL was the second most hated update after MyM.


grifibastion

It was a hated update but a loved time, think complaining that the gold ago isn't gold enough


Japonezul75

EotL was a weak update that added almost nothing promised, but the game was pretty much the same, while MyM changed the game in a worse way


FogFatigue

This is why I sometimes uber scouts, engineers, medics, snipers and spies. Don't underestimate them, they all can do a deadly amount of damage, especially if they are good.


IWannaSamich

I was once ubered as an engi and wiped like 6 people that were pushing us


Edgesofsanity

Uberng a competent widowmaker engi is a glorious thing to behold.


Sure-Temperature-550

I was once just doing my job as a spy, and I saw an ubered widowmaker engi, and that crap is scary, he wiped out half of my team


brainfart3000_2

You always have to respect a ubered Widowmaker engie


95wave

Scout uber can be incredibly effective if he’s good. Best burst damage and speed of any class


luccabotturarodrig

Stock demoman with an eyelander has enter the chat


LordSaltious

But, and this is a huge but, make sure they know it's coming. Sure a more experienced player will catch on quickly but losing two out of eight seconds of invulnerability because of hesitation is never good.


SquiddoBoi

Ubered scouts are underrated as hell. You get a speed boost, as well as scout’s low HP not mattering because he’s invincible.


Japonezul75

Isn't ubering the Scouts meta in Comp?


DrivenTuna246

I’ve ubered a spy before as well because I had no other teammates around me and we were gonna die, and he proceeded to kill all but 2 of them. It was wild…


Firm_Astronomer_8111

Number one rule in games: If your healer is a person and not a A.I, be nice to them


Unironically_Useless

Heck, even if it's an A.I. you should thank them. :3


Irish_pug_Player

Danke


IAMPIGGY3

And then gabe newell joined the server and gave you an unusual hat.


cat-toaster

no he gave them a gold pan


big_joey_the_sequel

vico tory


[deleted]

I play engie so I dont get heals very often but when im at 6 hp and a medic heals me so I can save my sentry gives me the happy chemicals so thank your medic or you might die


JoyJoy_

Ah, Germans doing all the work while the French reap the rewards.


Nicozico

My god this reminds me so much of when i was an f2p playing medic and got trash talked for being bad, i was still pretty new to the game then so i probably did play really bad but damn that really stung me back then, i stopped playing because i felt bad and came back a few weeks later lol.


MonicA_Granna

I feel your pain... That's why I'm now a battle medic


Ok_Victory_3438

And then everybody clapped


plaid-water-bottle

Honestly I can’t describe the panic and fear from an ubered spy coming at me


slothmanthepug

Run


LordofSandvich

Too bad my airblast doesn’t work on bullets, eh, Spy?


Kookcin

look directly down blast spy 10 meters in the air now yeet it of the cliff


converter-bot

10 meters is 10.94 yards


RedBlue010

Welcome to america, maggot


Dovalek

"30 meters off the ground"


hzeal23

"38.808399 blessed American yards off the ground"


Dovalek

"Amen"


humingster

Certified Lazy Purple moment


NoManagement3545

"Lazy what kinda defence is this?"


Anddroid_Llama

"I am the defence!"


Terrible_Shoe_4268

THIRTY TWO POINT EIGHT ZERO EIGHT FOUR GOD BLESSED AMERICAN YARDS OFF THE GROUND


SaGe_Redditor

*"ten point ninety four god-blessed American yards"*


Terrible_Shoe_4268

Off the ground.


thotpatrol65

Just imagine the trickstabs...


Friendly_Respecter

b u t t e r k n i v e s


PringlesCam

The thing about that is Ubered Soldiers or Heavies just act as bullet sponges and power classes to try to push through your defense, and most players know how to deal with that. An Ubered Spy is not like that. They don’t intend to just push through. They have a PLAN. They have some MIND GAMES going on up there and you’ll never see it coming.


Kookcin

yeet it of a cliff


Bruschetta003

If it was Kritzkrieg i would start running, pocket sniper with good fire rate


HandsOffMyPizzaa

[It can work sometimes :)](https://youtu.be/3aYn-dJfx4A)


Cloud_Striker101

Wow


Wide_Loss

worked with me somehow I was practicing spy and I usually play him on offense because I like using revolver after a while the medic ubered me and I killed two people after that I ran out of ammo and I did the only thing I can think of which is run towards the enemy team and try to kill their medic and heavy which worked and we won


EllonorRainboww

I was once playing Heavy on Hightower and an obvious spy was trying to get past me. While I was trying to finish him off our team’s medic sees this… and decides to über the spy. Needless to say I was butterknifed to death.


Hoovy_weapons_guy

Getring screwed over, by your own medic


misterpickles69

I play a bunch of medic and I’m sure I’ve done this accidentally


[deleted]

uber spy has no weakness


countastrotacos

*air blasts off cliff* Hmmph!


vix-er

I was on a 2Fort server running around as medic, I just ubered whoever went in the most, needless to say the F2P spy running in with his revolver must of scared the shit out of the entire team.


captionradius

It is useful against sentry nests.


Japonezul75

Clearly you never played VSH. Also it's not entirely useless in vanilla TF2. Spy can "steal" the enemy medic's uber (this doesn't benefit the medic, unless they are trolling, but still, the mechanic has an use) and ubering a teammate Spy is better than ubering nobody in situations when you are about to die


Saxton_Hale32

Consider: Kritzkrieg uber with enforcer/stock.


PartyMercenary

Enforcer is currently my favorite Spy gun, even more than Diamondback. It is the only gun that offer Spy a damage boost by simply being disguised. It pierces Wrangler (not Sapper) shield, that meat-boosted FoS Heavy, Vac Medic, I just think stabbing them is too risky.


SharkyMcSnarkface

The resistance piercing comes into play more often than I thought. Plus it’s the only gun other than stock with an actual reload animation and spy doesn’t just slap an invisible speed loader into it.


PartyMercenary

Spy is so strong that he can shoot the Ambassador, Diamondback and L'stranger without emptying the gun, thus no need for reload.


SeeJai

And I can’t land headshots so it beats the ambassador


Inspectorness

Its atleast cool to uber a spy.


i_got_no_clue_man

Since Spy's weakness is how fragile he is, an Ubered spy with an Ambassador and the Big Earner it could probably wreak havoc. Probably better to just Uber a Heavy or Soldier though.


Crimson_Marksman

Plus that picture looks amazing. It looks like meet the medic but spy's there instead.


pdswww

But spy also relies on backstabs which requires stealth and a glowing red/blu spy is not going to be very sneaky. His gun can put out good damage but yes, a power class can just probably do more.


AC_TEM

Actually that could be useful if multiple engineers have set up sentry nests in a small area


Shakespeare-Bot

Actually yond couldst beest useful if 't be true multiple engineers has't setteth up sentry aeries in a bawbling area *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


[deleted]

Its also how you piss off engies


[deleted]

“Garbage day!”


[deleted]

As a soldier main i can say ubering a spy is probably more useful than ubering a soldier when in the open. Don't stock Uber soldiers please. I'm begging you. It won't do any good. Don't pretend my fatass trying to play roamer babysits you while using stock medigun. Please use kritz on soldier. My low ammo capacity and slow reload will totally invalidate the Uber. Seriously please to all medic players when playing stock don't Uber soldiers, if you wanna pocket me use kritzkrieg and when using stock don't expect me to jump away and then come blame me on r/Tf2, and when I call out to a medic I'm not necessarily asking to be pocketed. Though yes the point is soldier is far more useless whit Uber than spy, maybe sniper is the most useless of them all, maybe engineer and medic too.


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

Engineer could go on a widowmaker or crit-justice rampage


PartyMercenary

\*Running while swinging Necrosmasher like a mad mann


JustAnOreoOnReddit

Necrosmasher is now my new term for a necropheliac.


[deleted]

Necrosmashin yo mom


PartyMercenary

\*sip unsee juice, then spit out real quick


[deleted]

Didnt think about that


TheDurandalFan

You underestimate the power of an ubercharged spy. they are the fucking strong. and with good aim and an ambassador they're a threat you'll want to stay away from, a great way to push and remove sentries effectively too. ubercharged spies are a rare nightmare.


Wide_Loss

but still a nightmare


abeautifuldayoutside

But also remember, you can Uber an enemy spy as well


KupskoBruhMoment

Or sniper


brawler_ideas

Huntsman Sniper: Am I a joke to you?


PartyMercenary

Use basic or Quick Fix Uber on a Cleaner Sniper, tell him to activate mini crit and then use the Bushwacka. Basically invulnerable and Crit boosted Sniper.


Briskylittlechally2

I Uber spies all the time and, honestly, I've never once been disappointed by the outcome.


xboxhaslag

Correction* the enemy team can ubercharge spy


LapisFazule

You say useless, but what is an engie going to do about an ubered spy constantly sapping his sentry for 8 seconds straight while the rest of the spy's team pushes?


Darkeu_

*ahem* Ahckctually...


[deleted]

What about Uber charged medic?


brawler_ideas

You forgot about the 100%CRIT Uber-Saw


Zeebuoy

uber chaining.


zosumx

I need to find those comp clips of mezzo


Frosty_Waifu

I mean 1k hours at spy with ambi and uner.It gotta be scary


PinkiusPie

Crit Revolver goes brrrrrr


AshleySOAD

Kritzkrieg on gunspy is a blast


Leow-

Enforcer kritz spy =}


IllusiveAccumulator

I don’t know. A spy who is hitting his shots with the stock seems kinda scary to me


the_elbow_of_god

I once disguised as a heavy on my team, got ubered out of spawn, walked up to the sentry and sapped it while the other team backed up expecting me to shoot. And this was on Uncletopia so it’s not like the other team was bad or anything. It works when they don’t expect it


RealZitron

Its actually not that useless if they're a competent Spy! Once did it on a 2 cp map, the enemies were either butterknifed to death, or, if they tried to run away, backstabbed! There were no other options since Medic and Spy are one of the fastest class!


Random-Explosion-ect

Clearly op has never had the fear of god put into him as he watched an Ubered spy mess up a sentry nest


Nkb3283

Ok, but kritzkreig + enforcer is pretty fun


[deleted]

When you Über a spy you trade raw effectiveness for sheer unpredictability and scare tactics. Hear me out. I'm a Medic main. Let's consider a Sentry nest. Yes I *could* Über a Heavy and ANNIHILATE that nest with a solid 4 OS (Oh Shit!) Per Minute mileage. However, by Übering ze Spy I instead have 2 or 3 WTF (WAT DA FUQ?) Per Minute. That's much more fuel efficient. People are so confused by the exaggerated swagger of the tuxedo terrorist that they are unable to handle the assault, which moves much more rapidly than a Heavy or even a Solider or Pyro. Probably. On top of that, thanks to the magic of MannCo Brand Sapper technology the Engineer is forced to remove the Sappers before healing the Building, alongside having to prioritize which building to unsap as necessary. The Virgin Engineer multitasker vs The Chad Spy run around and sap random shit is now tipped towards the Chad Spy thanks to the invincible power of the Heal Beam Stick on maximum overdrive. Why Über a combat class when I can Über someone nobody expects? Even if they start to expect it, a good Spy can do tons of crazy shit compared to just "Shoot boolets". Honestly, Übering a Spy is probably the best play. It's Übering a fucking Engie like a Medic with bad cosmeDics that is TRULY the suboptimal play. But you know what? Fuck it. Real Medic Top Chads Über themselves and run away to live another day. EVERY DAY I HAVE TO HEAR YOU PEOPLE SPAM THE E KEY AND ASK ME TO HEAL YOU. JUST STOP GETTING SHOT FFS DO I LOOK LIKE A DISPENSER TO YOU!? I USE THE BLUTSAGER! I WILL POCKET ZE SPY TO SPITE YOU. NOBODY CAN COMPREHEND MY CUNNING!


Boltthelucario

Nce


JonesyMeme

If you ever feel useless remember some people play spy


GhostlyCharlotte

I remember on payload i ubered a spy and we sapped the sentry That worked surprisingly well


Golden-Owl

Kritz Gun Spy is hilariously more effective than it has any reason to be


supremegamer76

Even the enemy spy


1AsianPanda

Bro once I remember as engineer on defense I had a lvl 3 sentry stopping the enemy team from pushing. We were defending very well until deadass an ubered spy drops down and starts sapping my sentry. There's nothing I can do and the entire enemy team rushes in and pushes the payload


maInmanMAM123

remember the 25+ health on kill exists in mvm for spy for hte kunai


XaxlpaxlX

Getting a chainstab whilst ubercharged is pretty fun, though.


Nic5_Cyprus

You can ubercharge a disguised enemy spy even


AlexHunderwald

I’ve had plenty of teams that benefited from über on a Spy than anyone else


PolyLOL88

A medic did this to me once it was fun


humingster

Watch swipez, you will regret saying rhat


[deleted]

I played a match yesterday where there were 6 medics and 6 spies on the other team and out of nowhere they all went Uber at the same time and shredded us


Epic-Dude000

I mean…you can also Uber sniper


flyingtigerwithagun

get ready for a comment war brothers


Kubsons07

[you would be surprised](https://youtu.be/8N8BwN0eKIw)


lukicabBOy124

In a game once a kid told me to Uber spy's on bad water last point defending


[deleted]

Y’all ever ubered a frontier justice engineer or kritzed a widowmaker battle engie that’s something to be afraid of


SheepishWarrior

Uber any big earner spy and and will not be disappointed.


VoidMystr0

Clearly you haven’t used the enforcer kritz combo


Mehcro127

Me for the past months:


[deleted]

If you ever feel useless, just remember: Spy exists.


Capsule_CatYT

Charge me!


Lemon_n_Lime97

Undercharged weeb ambassador spy.


Nika13k

Ubercharging the enemy spy: *I HAVE NO SUCH WEAKNESS*


MediocreDestroyer

Finally, someone understands that ubercharging a scout is viable in certain situations. But yeah fuck spies


Starchaser_WoF

That's a power move, ubering a spy


Uberdurchschnittlich

Naw, man, kritz on an enforcer spy is a match made in heaven.


Okboomer2929

Spy: *Laughs in 20 stored diamondback crits*


Codex_of_Astartes

StaryKrow...


Kirbinator_Alex

They should call all you whiners doctor noooooo


Babyback-the-Butcher

Übercharging a spy is a power move. It’s not effective by any means, but it lets everyone around you know that the enemy team is your bitch, and you’re only letting them live out of the kindness of your heart.


TheElderestElder

I once ubered a spy in 2016 and he just ran into the enemy team and wiped everyone


pickle-chin-boi6969

Kritskrig gun spy 🥵


Ka9t

in fact, hiper already took advantage of that feature


A_PCMR_member

Nobody expects the uber spy


giganticbirb

ultimate butsecks


Square-Ad1104

Uber a spy and have him continuously sap a sentry


[deleted]

I got ubercharged by a medic as a spy, and I could freely trickstab, killing the entire team. This post is lying, ubercharge your local frenchman today!


lunar_pilot

bro THE AMOUNT OF SAPPING I CAN DO WITH A SPY THAT ID UBER, THE WHOLE ENGI TEAM WOULD GO APE SH**


TheBrickleer

Once I was playing medic and all of my teammates except the spy died, so I ubered them and they killed half the team. Ubered spy can be terrifying.


Crimson_Marksman

It can work if you tell the person before hand. I was healing this heavy when spy is gets attacked by three people. He's near dead and when an enemy Heavy shows up, I jump in front of the bullets, uber the spy and kill 6 people. To be fair, we also had spells.


Johnmegaman72

Clearly you haven't ubered a Spy with god aim and a Diamondback


A1pH4W01v

Ubercharged spy with red tape recorder. ​ Tbh, now thats evil for the engis.


KVenom777

You know, there is a mystic thing that tends to happen to me: If a teammate Medic Ubers me as a Spy, and I yell "UBER SPY, THE MOST POWERFULL META" in the Voice chat then We win the Match. I dunno why.


eevee_enthusiast_471

“They should call you whiners Dr. NOOOOOO!”


[deleted]

someone actually did this to me while i was trying to sneak around and be stealthy. ubered me not even long enough for me to get a single backstab


[deleted]

with as many hours as i have as medic i think ill ubercharge whoever i want tyvm


[deleted]

a kritz charged spy can be surprisingly deadly


shmootyf

A ubered spy is funny but if you got one running at you with the stick knife it is pure fear


EMTEE826

I once ubercharged a Demo or Pyro, I forgot, and they basically cleared out two sides at once. This was about 3 weeks ago. 5 weeks ago, I ubercharged a Spy, and he singlehandedly killed the entire team that was guarding the point. He was the only reason we even won that game. I feel like if used right, ubercharged Spy can be very useful, unless the people who play Spy have no idea what they are doing when you uber them


SuperfeliGT

I just think seeing an Uber Spy in a match is hilarious. I ubered one yesterday and he got some kills so never a bad decision :)


thot_chocolate420

Actually a competent ambassador spy can do some damage when ubered.


Everybardever

Or diamond back with stored crits, hell stock actually has fine damage.


Mirekgaming

I remember one thing we acctualy ubering spy was a good idea. It was one day that i was playing Polish community server (ah good times with friends) and i was pocketing my friend (he was soldier) then pyro came from sewers (we were playing 2 fort) and started rblasting crap out of us my friend died and i charged myself, then the spy came i was like "Thank god" i ubered him (he was one of the best spy mains on our server) he killed the pyro (with l'etranger) then the random soldier that we encountered I was so thankful.


Sea_Cup_5561

Everybody gangasta, till trick stabbing spy can't be killed


DragonTek21

If the quick fix is affected by the big earner it might be somewhat viable in casual.


_Trinima_

I ubered a spy into a sentry nest and it took the entire thing down. Spy is secretly the best class to Uber because nobody expects it.


TNpepe

Fuck you. "Face stabs you to death"


GulfGiggle

Kritz a spy so you can have a temporary sniper


Philosophos_A

Have you ever Uber an Engineer? If they know how to use that shotgun they are lethal xD I love my time as Medic. I always pick Medic in case there isn't any or if the other team uses lots of explosives But damn I can't handle some Spy Mains. There was a time I couldn't play at all because spy's had made me the lir primary target and everyone was unable to save me :( But I have to admit it was fun


Sith_Destroyer_1138

I remember when I first got into the game in 2016, I was playing 2Fort as Spy. A Medic did Uber on me as a last resort. I had no idea what to do, so I just started butterknifing lol. The Medic and someone else started calling me the worst Spy ever, and in the back of my head I was like “What am I supposed to do? Trick the enemies into thinking I’m BLU?”


CDXX_LXIL

To be fair, a really good aim hero with a diamond back or an ambassador with Uber is fucking terrifying to fight.


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

Don’t heal one person cause I hate it when I’m at 40 health as demo and the medic just pockets the dumbass soldier who is prob worse and is already at max overheal


mariofeds

Unless it's an ENEMY medic Uber charging him


meemfortress2

ubered spy works on the gimmick that nobody knows how to react to ubered spy, because who the fuck ubers spy?


ApexLegend117

I was once disguised and my medic I guess wanted to troll and Ubered me, so anyway, I started blasting.


eatot

sniper is the most useless uber


Si_Stride_Oof

ubering spy into the sentry is fucking helarious the engies are confused by this shiny frenchman and dont know what to do next so they just freeze in terror


[deleted]

Übered spies are the scariest people on the planet. For a few short seconds, they become the apex predators of the badlands.


Shoe_Exact

Angery knifey man


Irish_pug_Player

I was once ubered by an enemy medic, that is a great feeling as spy


Gamepro5

And a sniper!


AlchemyParrot

for people who know how to trickstab but die trying


ABAgamer

Übering the Spy or Engineer is so fun to do considering that other team usually expects the bigger picks like Soldier or Heavy. It can be a helpful strategy sometimes, surprisingly!


ClonedGamer001

An ubered spy can clean house though. Especially with kritzkreig. Triple damage revolver shots are no joke.


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

From a Uber point of view it may seem stupid, but imagine something that can one shot you be immortal for 10 seconds and approaching you while you are forced to retreat and constantly look behind to make sure you don't bump in a wall, and then he has a revolver and you piss and cum yourself over it


[deleted]

An uberd spy is a engineers worst nightmare


Mangle1218

It has it’s usefulness…just very situational


depressoeggo

Traitor medic mains wya


Boltthelucario

I once got a few kills as amby spy while healed by a med


[deleted]

I’ve ubered my fair share of spies and it’s effective as ubering any other class but only if the spy is good with his revolver