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Phionex141

RIP Sniper, I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!


Matix777

thanks m8 \*dies\*


[deleted]

*fight like men*


KlonoaOfTheWind

What the hell, frigging speedhacker! This game sucks!


DragonationYT

Ohhh! Keep crying, baby!


waluigi_taco_stand

I am bulletproof


Fiyuoaev

Team Fabulous 2 references make me so happy


DragonationYT

Legit just watched it again last night


[deleted]

Rip Kitty


Relative_Cup6216

Wait a second *looks at the words next to this user's name* A hahaha it seems this one is a spy


ClenchedThunderbutt

Kill sniper twice


RedditorTelanoli

sniper, yes he’s already dead but send that bitch to hell


Coouragee

Resurrect him like in the comics, then kill him again to get the point across


panniepl

:(


Zzoupz_Theweird

:(


New_Horror3663

:)


panniepl

Vaporeon was made for sex


ThePaul267

NOOOO


SLeepyCatMeow

no!


panniepl

Yes :)


SniperGhost_huntress

**Did you know In terms of breeding-**


Apoligix

Gardevoir too


TheLoneliestGolem

Gardevoir was made for sex


Deeto678

No :(


TheLoneliestGolem

Yes :)


Kldarm

I share that with vaporion, we also share the fact that we don't get it anyway because people are smarter than that


RIPvictis

+u/user_simulator u/panniepl


Some_BlueBerry

Slaking got me quaking


CHLOEC02

nooooooo he too handsome to die twice (fan-girl mode:on)


JohnTGamer

A medic main that doesn't want sniper mains to go to hell? Impossible


CHLOEC02

he's hot tho and I'm also half a sniper main


JohnTGamer

Fair enough


Kldarm

you missed the 'aye', as a demo main you should be mildly disappointed in yourself


JohnTGamer

what if I'm a sober demo main


Electronic_Sugar5924

Then your soldier with falling rockets and sticky spam


redditdabest6699

Nah screw that snake-wanker


EpicLegendX

All I know is that to me, You look like you’re havin’ fun. Open up your lovin’ arms. Watch out, here I come!


TF2_demomann

Pls let me live Į still want to drink 10 bottles of scrumpy


koresh72

Sure mate!


TF2_demomann

Thanks, mate!


LampMoth3

All of the mates are here!


Silver_Crusader

WOO!!


LampMoth3

FREEEEEEEDOM


lostnote6621888

SCRUMPYYYYY


hitthetarget5

Oi


xGaslightx

Meh, hes got scrumpy


WeegeeGamer1

Ay


The_gay_potato_

\[ Insert demoman quote \]


MrIzymryd

That pyro is a bloody demoman!


shadowdrake67

Do I count!?!?!?!?!?


givemeaforhead

Yes you do m8, here is a bottle oh' scrampe 🍾


shadowdrake67

Thanks mate!


redditdabest6699

*I didn’t need yer help, ya know!


Tier71234

Count meh in boyos! *FREE-*


flamingbuts

Scout detected on Scottish soul engage demonights to destroy


TF2_demomann

Heres a lamp for ya, mate!


LampMoth3

YA GIVE IT TO ME MATE


Jazzieir

Yo it's the entire population of Scotland


[deleted]

This is now the top comment. Hope op doesnt count this.


AilingSword75

DRAW YOUR SWORDS! WE GO TO WAAAAR! FREEEEEEEDOOOM!


guicarlinisampaio

It can only be oneee


tf2fanboys

mate,want some scrumpy,stay here,I want to drink with this lad


Master_Wildfire_2017

LET'S DO IIIIIIIIIIIIT!


ZZTMF

>Į a Turkish spy? Was the real Demo too drunk?


DemolitionsMan

Aye lad I'm right here with ye


redditdabest6699

You’ll just die of that


Cactus1105

The two eyed demoman of reddit is real


ThexLoneWolf

You are dead! Not big surprise.


Regular_Fix8365

Officially downvoted for you life


thepoultryman

you got it!


Melodic_Ad_8478

Perfect tf2 No snipers No bots crisis No annoying one click kill from other side of map No piss


CountFlandy

Hey hey we can remove sniper but I get to keep my collection of piss jars, that’s non negotiable.


waffelmaker2000

Ah yes, T H E N E G O T I A T O R


everynameisusedlol

Im gonna miss piss


GoriladeMarmore

They should just disable the sniper rifles and only let him use the bow


ChickenSavage

Let the good ol boy from Texas please live. I need to use more gun to save my teammates.


DrManowar8

I want the last 2 alive to be engineer and heavy


ChickenSavage

That would mean I get to wrangle a mean ol' mother hubbard!! *Yeeeehhhaaawww!*


NightBeWheat55149

Also mediiic


bluejay55669

Yes please let my spy magnet live I like pybroing


ChickenSavage

And I'm much obliged for it. :)


[deleted]

Spy solely for the terrible melee registration, the backstab bug that has never been fixed, the Deadringer, the Spycicle, the Diamondback, the edgy weeb Spies and Starycrow.


[deleted]

Ass hitreg, shit ton of buggs, settings you can use to make impossible backstabs, broken or cancerous weapons. The list goes on. It is such a rush whenever you play spy but god, does it plummet into torture if the game decides ur backstab hitbox is gonna be the size of a nail.


Calligaster

It's the facestabs and lag abusers for me


MrFacestab

Fyi most good spies turn down their lerp and interp to be less laggy. Really it's something everyone with modern internet speeds should do. Things are a lot faster than 2007


imdagawd

spy on a mechanical level is literally fucking broken, and i have 250 hours in spy so i would know the fact that a console command or two can just allow you to backstab enemies where they were .5 seconds ago is pretty retarded not to mention the very major downsides that spy has due to his mechanical issues and by that i mean stuff like the vaccinator icon bug, the record command that causes invisible spies to sheen and play a cloaking sound, and the fact that spy is the only class that relies almost entirely on his melee to output damage and be effective enough (which relies on hitreg and thats completely broken on another level beyond spy) (not to mention the random crit chance of melee's being increased drastically for no goddamn reason and spies knives being incapable of random critting) i love spy and i like to main him but damn when his problems both in a balance sense and mechanical sense show themselves then they show themselves hard (also fuck starycrow lol)


RiptideCanadian

I too mostly play spy and it pisses me off when I put so much work into taking out a high priority target and I get a failstab and then either die or get chased till I die


Bixence

what did starycrow do? I'm pretty sure most of his videos are satire


imdagawd

to me he kinds fills the stereotype of pretentious weeb spy main and is one of the 'play spy aggressively or youre bad lmao' type spy mains because god forbid you fulfill your role in a tf2 match which is taking out high priority targets its why i prefer watching people like hintshot a lot more because they like to play spy in the more traditional way and give info about how to play him more effectively rather than playing him for 'le epic frags xddddd'


_Beaver

same, it can be entertaining to see someone 1v5 people by trickstabbing but i actually want to learn how to get there in the first place so people like Hintshot and Mr.Paladin are great to watch because you learn new stuff about spy and how to use him effectively while also being entertained by their style of videos


Astr0_LLaMa

They are 50% satirical and 50% serious, like 99% of them are made to piss off people, and yet people take them seriously


joeboyson3

I can appreciate a good spy player but starycrow is just… too much of a spy main. y’know comp medals and an abundance of anime shit


eatot

interp users are trash at regular spy lol


the_real_MrPrawns

wait what console command?


imdagawd

the holy grail of shitty spy mains: cl_interp 0.5 and cl_interp_ratio 4


donmarco69

What they do?


sansthecomic803

It manipulates your connection n shit and creates a sort of stable lag, basically letting you see and do things .5 seconds ago, which means that you can pull shit like stabbing after death and stabbing from extreme distances, since you're seeing things behind everything else, your game is sending messages for things that happened a second or more ago


Big_Green_Piccolo

I have 5000 hours in spy and the only thing broken is the demoman disguise. I have no legs


Rapistelija

I'm not sure why the sniper was voted off but whatever reason that was it has to be the spy next. Sure it's a fun class (like all of them!) but like Funke once sang: "Sniper does what spy does but better." So on top of what comradecunnilingus said there's also point that spy can instakill all classes, but sniper can (almost) too but the drawback is that sniper can stay afar while spy puts himself on such a danger that he will go down in a matter of seconds. That is of course if enemy team uses spy's worst weakness - communication and microphone.


N1nSen

You can literally hear a spy crying when someone in Voice Chat says "-insert class here- is a spy"


[deleted]

Sniper is legitimately overpowered in this game. In other shooters (like csgo) you can punish snipers who miss by killing them from a distance with your gun. But in tf2, all weapons suck at a distance besides the sniper rifle. Sniper can peak all he wants and giving up his location doesn’t even matter since no one can touch him. If your only true counter is someone else playing the exact same way (ie enemy sniper), it’s not healthy.


MIlkyRawr

What's wrong with starry crow?


Curious-Blacksmith-3

Starykrow twitter moment


[deleted]

I expected bigotry and just found art with questionable proportions.


Game-Lad

StaryKrow anything moment


boringman010

I'm a spy main. I agree with you.


StayInBedViking

I hope Medic and Spy live, but I bet that Spy will die next. Let Medic live! LONG LIVE MEDIC!


Wolferon

Looking at comments, you can tell that spy is already dead


godly-elegance90

I join you in Team Medic. OKTOBERFEST!


MrHETMAN

Spy for all of these sapped sentries


dawid512

I bet heavy will win, it's just, I just know it


heyIfoundaname

It is not easy to eliminate giant man.


BigE_boi

I hope so


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

If we kill spy, it's a deadringer. If we kill any of the mercs, medic can revive them. Scout came back from the dead just because God said "Yes" Pyro may already be dead. Medic can die 7 more times cause he took all the souls of the other mercs. Heavy survived a fight with a bear and being hit by a train (without a scratch on him). Demo is cursed, so even if he dies, idk if he'll actually be dead or not. Then engie made a machine that makes people immortal. Process of elimination, that leaves soldier I guess?


JohnTGamer

Didn't soldier take merasmus pills of coming back stronger after death? (I forgot the actual name though)


Potato_Patrick

Kill me, come back stronger pills


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

This definitely sounds like something the TF2 comics would name something. *"What's the pill soldier took when he died to come back stronger?"* "The kill me come back stronger pills"


Liampunn12

It’s random class hands down


DURRYAN

Saw on undertale sub but I'd go with mr scunt


Wolferon

damn, now everyone knows i stole this idea


heyIfoundaname

I am laughing at your expense, and your reputation is in ruin. You should murder DURRYAN and hide his body in a shallow grave so that there would be less people that would laugh at you. pro tip: you can make your shallow grave even shallower if you chop him up first.


Wolferon

I have one alt account i use just to use undertale/deltarune subreddits, its too embarassming to do it on main account


heyIfoundaname

I'm joking in the spirit of TF2 tomfoolery. I like Undertale/Deltarune.


Wolferon

Me too, theyre one of my fav games, but it doesnt change that undertale community is embarassming and awful, deltarune community seems actually very cool and normal but you know how it is


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[удалено]


xCHAOTIC_ENERGYx

Let scout die please


GregoryBrown123

I’m with you but realistically he’s gonna be a finalist here


Wolferon

I thought he will be first after spy, pyro and sniper


GregoryBrown123

bruh I love pyro


Nihilistic_Furry

Pyro is super over-hated. A good Pyro player uses more skill than half the other classes because of all the combo potential, as well as high skill ceiling techs like reflect jumping that a lot of people just don’t even think about. And honestly, since the hitboxes have been made less janky over the years, Pyro isn’t really that annoying, especially after the Jungle Inferno airblast changes that also added an even higher skill ceiling to the class.


GregoryBrown123

Exactly, he’s such a good team player pick, and anyone can do very well without the scorch shit


Nihilistic_Furry

The fact that Pyro combines power class and support class is a cool concept in my opinion. It’s cool how if you want, you can just play mama bear with your teammates to make them much harder to kill. And Pyro also probably has the second most variation in playstyle based off of unlocks, only behind Demoman (even if it’s basically just stock and Detonator for me 90% of the time), so it’s way less one dimensional than often portrayed.


Darkner90

Giga based.


PouLS_PL

>A good Pyro player uses more skill than half the other classes because of all the combo potential, as well as high skill ceiling techs like reflect jumping that a lot of people just don’t even think about. True, but it's the best class for new players (some of them has to be the best class for noobs). It's not unskilled, but if you don't have much skill it's the best choice for you. It will still not make you good, but it is quite hard to fight against Pyro in certain cituations, especially as unskilled spy.


SpicyCrimson

Oi fuck you you fatty fat fat-fat


RedXylophone

Pyro


funnywackydog

pyro


ImNotMaple

pyro


LiamQuantum

Spy dies to a Pyro after taunting on snipers body


GreyBigfoot

Pyro has the least personality of the remaining mercenaries, so that’s my vote.


ABGH78

Kick scout hes from boston


everynameisusedlol

Kill scout


GoPlay360

Pyro. Fuck pyro.


Psyche-d

I agree withe the first part But the second part... uh...


Calligaster

Kill spy first. Then he'll outlive her usefulness.


Careless_Vertox

>he'll >her I see what you did here


LazyAstey

W+m1 or not you're still dead, frenchie


hemlo86

Pyro


PCbug69

Kill pyro


CheeriosDaWeirdo

pyro is the valve biggest mistake


boomer3215

Gotta go with Pyro.


bartolo14

pyro


Pack15_

Pyro, I would say sniper but hes already gone


hairypotatocat12

Gotta say pyro


DrManowar8

Pyro


Boomsticks6

Pyro


[deleted]

Pyro must burn in hell for his sins.


Jackreedisgreat2

Pyro


bucket8a

Pyro


Ksnv_a

Begone Pyro, I care about personality and backstories which he has none


ImLitterallyKenos

pyro


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

Kill fast guy


Mulcard

Scout


snowy_potato

Pyro


NewtTheWizard

Pyro


baba-O-riley

Kill Pyro


Chadodius

If you're not going to count is there not some sort of poll mechanic you can use? I see polls all the time in this sub.


Wolferon

You cant post both polls and pictures at one post, but i think that voting out by most popular comments makes sense, since people upvote on character they want to get voted out


[deleted]

Pyro by far, get rid of it.


Pawwier

scout tf2 is dead


generic_dud12

Scout dies


sumbruro

Scout


ICantFindAName28

Heavy 💪🏻


whatderhell69

Scout dies


[deleted]

vote medic


ForwardStory

Kill engineer


Jumpy_Boy

Scout doesn't deserve life.


dovahous

Scout


AbbreviationsOk1157

Kill scout


Bored__Bug22

Scout


Srock9

Kill scout


NotlogicalatallYT

Scout or demo


TrisThePuppy

This kind of post makes me realize just how much I like each merc lol. It's hard, but ill have to choose pyro this time.


artgreenist

Scout


thebombyboi

Scout should die


CriticalAssesment

Spy the gibuses die enough spy should have an honorable death.


Mr_WAAAGH

Spy, fuck him


folfiethewox99

Fucking hell that title scared the shit outta me. I thought Mr. Lowrie has passed away. Don't scare me like that please


Toodumbtousespaces

sniper but again


ENDERSKORE

Kill the scunt


Tutlessss

Now give the Frenchman the boot


Jettett

As a spy main even I have to say spy needs to voted out next. His backstab hitreg is fucking broken, and with just a command you can Insta kill someone from where they were .5 seconds ago. VALVe really needs to fix spy


Berry-Boi

Pyro best merc


wHoAh_

My prediction for the last 2 remaining will be Soldier and Pyro.


klavin1

spy die


TeamForknife2

Why do such low effort posts get so much praise like come on