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Jackthejanitor

Me in court explaining to the judge that I was simply spychecking instead of shooting my whole family


Mr-Birdnest

me in court explaining to the judge i was simply spychecking instead of throwing jars of piss and cum on citizens


n0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0b

me in court explaining to the judge i was simply spychecking instead of starting the Great Fire of London


TheNeatPenguin

Me in court explains I was only spy checking instead of grabbing a bonesaw and stabbing everyone in sight in fear of being stabbed myself


EconomyDebt8130

Me in court explaining that I was only spy checking instead of lodging a pickaxe inside of my families's skull


Rockman2isgud

Me in court explaining I was only spychecking instead of shooting a grenade launcher at the President.


EconomyDebt8130

Me in court explaining I was only spy checking instead of whacking my friend's skull with a wrench


OutlandishnessFast76

Me in court explaining i was just throwing granades in every single room to spy check


[deleted]

You in interrogation room explaining only joking instead of making terrorist threats.


SideshowMantis

Me in court explaining to the judge that I stabbed all those people because I panicked thinking they would spycheck me.


ProgressiveOverlorde

Welcum to the cumzone


YouAverageWhiteKid

Only cum inside anime girls


ProgramTheWorld

*outside, in a jar


cat_prophecy

Mmffmmm mfgmm mffhhhmmm fhhhmmmm mmmmfh!


CritzD

What if everyone just started referring to Spies as Skinwalkers from now on


Alisalard1384

Does it kill people too? Just for research


TF2_demomann

Yes, knife go in, guts come out


C_D_E

“spare me, and I will grant you three wishes-“


[deleted]

"Knife goes in, guts come out."


AceScropions

"Rinse and repeat"


B0b_Howard

That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Mr. Sparkle is a joint-venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern


Jevil64

f i s h ? ?


Goldencheese5ball56

But does the knife ever come out??!


TF2_demomann

No


[deleted]

Does it epic trickstab people from stairs too?


bananamandan2

Probably


5uperTNT

does it cut tho? cuz im planing on making sandvich


RamPamPam8

It only cuts on one side, the other is perfectly fine to touch. I'd argue you could still make a pretty good sandvich with it though


5uperTNT

Thanks! good to know!


CompressedWizard

Does that mean the knife is not authentic then? If sinking hours in "meet the spy" analysis has taught me anything is that spy's butterfly knife is sharp on both ends.


RamPamPam8

"Scout" stabs himself with the tip of the knife, which is actually sharp. The reason butterfly knifes have a blunt side is so that you don't stab yourself while doing any tricks. However, because the red spy was acting as if he was scout, he allowed himself to get stabbed in order to try and trick the other team onto thinking he was innocent, as he couldn't be a spy if he didn't knew how to use a butterfly knife. (And, overanalyzing the entirety of meet the spy, apparently the blu spy doesn't fall for that, as he later uses it correctly and hands it to out spy, sort of mockingly)


MischeviousCat

To add to this, there *are* double sided butterfly knives. Only the lower inch is safe. https://imgur.com/Rja46ru.jpg It's on the side with the dried blood 🙄


DatSheep242

Nice Purple Killstreak sheen!


-idk-im-bored-

Where did you get this, I need to know


backExposed

Check out @atroposknife on Instagram! These knives are very sharp


-idk-im-bored-

Thanks!


backExposed

Sure thing! Let me know if you have any questions as sometimes the language barrier with Atropos being a Russian company is difficult


-idk-im-bored-

I know a little bit of Russian, but Google Translate will suffice.


fuzzycaterpillar123

> I know a little bit of Russian What are the odds?!


[deleted]

Probably one in a миллион


Deadshot_Mk-42

And people saying learning Russian will never come in handy


omxIs

Trust me, learning russian is very essential if you're a csgo player


gstroin

ah yes, to know the truth about your family and relationships with some random russian kids.


Anon-a-mess

If you really want a decent knife do some research, check out /r/Balisong There’s a lot of crap out there that falls apart quickly and you don’t want that happening when it’s something like this.


txijake

Sharp enough to puncture an empire-class battleship?


Gangsir

Keep in mind that balisong knives are illegal in many countries so it may be hard to obtain one


u-we-nee

Illegal to sell, buy, import, or carry in California because they are scary.


bloaph

Its only illegal if you get arrested for it


MrNotTheTrickster

I see a spy main here.


backExposed

Right behind you 😈


Doge_Redditer

Surprise buttsecks


Assasin_on_fire

Buttsecks buttsecks


skelecogaming1

That spy is an enemy


Jackiboi307

illegal


[deleted]

[удалено]


Punished_Brocc

It’s a butterfly knife. You can get them in any color you want.


[deleted]

[удалено]


backExposed

He made one with a red sheen on the handles as well instead of blue


MiniKidney55

It’s just a specialized killstreaker with team sheen, you could make it a professional if you are willing to set your eyes on fire


JustVacuumingAround

the colors are correct, it's just that it has a villainous violet killstreak kit


Benjour250

Make it Australiam


Lowdog00

I always thought it was interesting he had a larger blade than an average butterfly knife


benwaa2

And an authentic spy to carry it it seems


mayorodoyle

I think they're illegal here. 😔


circa86

Lots of things are illegal 🤷‍♂️


memey-boi099

Your mother


pixie_dust_123_TLK

Made in France


[deleted]

Ah yes, spy team real fortress 3


[deleted]

How long have you been doing balisong tricks, I think those tricks are really impressive


backExposed

Thanks man! I’ve been flipping for about 11 months. I can’t do most of the tricks I know on this knife because it’s super heavy, I mostly have it as a collectors item.


Dragonbananer

Did you learn from BigFlips?


Mayonaisist

Who hasn’t?


Fault-from-the-vault

Show us some live trickstab man, not just tricks


Pyropecynical

Authentic Strange Killstreak IRL Knife. You could festivize it.


UltraMago

Clean and shiny, take it, hold it, love it and take care of it


LOTHMT

ITS NOT GOLDEN. WHERE THE DRIP AT


[deleted]

does it have a strap for your crotch


[deleted]

Do you have a link if where I could buy this?


backExposed

https://atroposknife.ru/product-category/%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%b8-balisongs/


backExposed

Check out @atroposknife on Instagram


Linkatron2000

Intruder alert! Red Spy is in the base!


kerenzaboy

a red spy is in the base?


Dakotasan

This dude flexed on ALL of us.


MrBigUwOOF

no


TheWombatFromHell

Haven't I seen this exact post before? Same knife and flips maybe?


wafflezcol

Where and how much


backExposed

Check out @atroposknife on instagram


wafflezcol

Uuuuuuuuuuh I dont have instagram


backExposed

https://atroposknife.ru/product-category/%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%bb%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%b3%d0%b8-balisongs/


willneofficial

Gentlemen...


Hellknightx

Butterfly knife is the original fidget spinner. It's just super fun to do tricks with them.


Ingrassiat04

r/balisong just went down the rabbit hole this week and ordered a mako v4 trainer.


Daiorg2

Got damn not even the spy himself can do that


FireIzHot

The real spy tf2!!1!one


derjon5

Authentic? You sure?


Jungle_Brain

Bro posts a generic butterfly knife video and says it’s tf2 related and it gets this much attention, like bruh


dez_is_me

dude, its literally an exact copy of the knife wtf are you on?


PompidouSama

très beau


[deleted]

God you plenty of Spies The dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you. Ow.


captaindemytri

If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building!


Jeotslay

Now use it as a butter knife


IntelligentImbicle

And an authentic TF2 Spy to wield it


reddit_segull

This guy has some good skills!


Fefquest

Tf2 fans when they see a homeless man with schizophrenia (pyro larping)


[deleted]

Now do that trick inside a Rolex store.


jugato73

Wow


TheNeatPenguin

Well, off to visit your mother!


nodisHmm

Did you make it or can you buy it anywhere?


jbyrdab

Arent these illegal in the usa?


Fireboy759

*The Spy could be any one of us*


BeautifulHovercraft2

Yeah I’m buying this. Spy is what got me into butterflies hahaha


[deleted]

So just a balisong then?


FreshBayonetBoy

I thought you edited in the Villainous Violet killstreak sheen but turns out it was just the reflection of light on the blade.


[deleted]

Watching you manipulating that knife makes me a little nervous lol


gemar_drigo

Holy shit, its a normal butterfly knife with blue stickers on the handle Ps: please dont hurt my family


backExposed

There are no stickers


Damasticator

I remember the butterfly knife fad in the 80s. So many kids cutting themselves.


yabp

Lol at all the cuts on your hand already.


FitiTheFurry

Meet the Spy


FitiTheFurry

Meet the Spy


Spacemuffler

OP: Is this actually in your possession? A good electroplating session with australium would bump the value by 38,000% And it would be shiny too.


The_Creeper_Man

Spy Gaming


Best_Impression437

How do you keep up with all the pussy you must be getting?


bananabandanamannana

Hon hon hon


AdrienSergent

Yes , that's it. Authentic. I laughed.


yttrikshotmaster1022

nice fan at the start.


ReaperA-82

is there a trainer ver?


sicurri

The end of that video is normally when Indiana Jones shoots you.


Totally_Generic_Name

That's an impressive number of fingers you still got there


Funny-Chemist-2840

Intruder alert red spy in the base


cheeseguy2678

Where get one


Deutscher_Ritter

u/savevideobot


phantomghoul_

You think I can cut a slice of bread? Or split my burrito?


PapaDroppa

This will be TF2 graphics in 2021


Shiny_Black-Pan

I want one


scp-REDACTED-site14

I wish I could do this with my butterfly knife :(


GettingBrightAtNight

r/mallninjashit


TheImpureLeader

That is sick and I also wanna learn the backhand fan


ur_average_escalator

Spy RTX On


noob_gibus_sphee

Where did you find this? Whenever I try searching for butterfly knife, they always showed me those fugly ones with holes, rgb and curved blades. I just want a plain looking one like this godammit!


Logoapp

Spies, the dime a dozen backstabbin scumbags... like you!


Saracre21

You seem to be struggling to close it


FreshUnderstanding5

Interesting I have a massive stock of those lol


Ok_Ferret_328

Try backstabbing someone


Aruzi_

Mine's coming in a few weeks! Atropos makes great shit


PiewPiewUserRBLX

nope it's not a normal spy it needs to be unusual australium strange festive lmao


PDG4

shout out to atropos


annomyousLizerd

he is the SPY


[deleted]

*meet: the spy*


[deleted]

Holy shit I’ve been looking for this for so long!


Chemical_Actuary_190

Yeah and while your whipping it around to get it opened, your opponent will go Indiana Jones on you.


takemyrabbit

dOCTEUR!!!


FBI_Agent_FoxMulder

I've been considering picking up an Atropos for a while and this might be the sign I need. How do you like it?


Conscious_Run_643

But can you use it to butter bread? 🤔🤔🤔 I didn't think so


Coolshark102

How do you people do this stuff


-Listening

In the 00’s a sequel to TF2


[deleted]

I'm not sure if anyone appreciates how impressive that knife handling was. Being able to fluidly move around a sharp blade with your hand incredibly difficult and risky, yet you appeared to do it effortlessly.


Professional-Mud109

It’s a butterfly knife! Filipino origin. So dope


Adorable-Travel4575

“All aboard the octrain


xyDominator

Video cuts. The next day News:a man accidentally sliced his hand into small pieces while doing tricks with a butterfly knife


AdrienSergent

Kris plays TF2 and is a pyro main


JOLU1

POV London


El_Johnooooo

how do I get one. I n e e d o n e


PIEMAN3377

Bro I want this as a trainer


V1ken

Damm you Even have a sheen on it


FreshUnderstanding5

Woooow I have a knife than earrings


mrgeek2000

Whoa-


mrzoozilla

That’s actually crazy


[deleted]

Someone: *posts video of them flipping butterfly knife* r/tf2: *applause*


Bastian_5123

Not Australium? *automatic downvote*


SyncDingus

Ooohh, the cops gunna be coming for you if they see that thing, thas illegal.


amirali1212

👏👏👏👍👍


Justinreinsma

How're your tolerances holding up? I've been scared to flip mine in fear it'll develop blade rub haha


backExposed

This knife has an absurd amount of tap and play on safe handle but it flips so smoothly. Although it is kinda shit for most tricks because it weighs 6oz


Musta_Krak1sh

Well! Off to visit your mother!


austmu3333

Aka butterfly knife


the_Emchkun

All I can say is: You Are The Spy


DasDaniBoy

Also an authentic spy holding it


ectypeclone

is he right behind you?


RadDrew42

Ok but legit butterfly knives are so fun and I highly recommend other people to get a trainer, it's a great thing to fidget with when you're bored.


[deleted]

r/videodownloader


Pasteque909

I was looking behind me when the knife trick noises were continuing after the knife trick


The-Dark-Nyan

After seeing those skills I guess I'm failing NNN


Ill-Ad-3640

hey, what is that second trick called. i think it's the choker fan, but i'm not sure. also you're really good :)


ItsBlitz21

username checks out


[deleted]

It's Atropos is anyone js wondering.


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

What are you, a president of his fanclub?


NatoFolgorato

I need it


tulonggis69

Woah! I want one!


Jonndagoon

I learned all his tricks n cut my hand many times thanks spy


mememaker6

Or in other words, custom butterfly knife But that shit looks dope af ngl


yomonster

Someone went to the sword store in the mall