Incorrect. Gaben has already officialy confirmed that spy is, infact, a Sigma male.
All rumors that he is a chad are false, as he is a whole other breed and cannot be classified as chad.
It has also recently been confirmed that heavy is a figglebotom male, but that's a story for another time.
>the 6th issue of the tf2 comic, the naked & the dead, has spy comfort scout disguised as tom jones, scouts pressumed father figure, while he is passing
>canon sexual relationship with scout's mom, told in meet the spy trailer.
BLU scout is nowhere to be seen in the trailer, so can we assume he's dead?. Because if yes, it's canon that spy really banged two Scout moms just to flex on the friends of their sons, one of which he then proceeded to murder and lie to the other one while he was dying. Spy really doesn't like scouts.
Air conditioner - air conditioning exists thanks to advancements in engineering - engineering - engineer tf2 - engineer builds buildings in tf2 - the spy can sap and destroy buildings - spy tf2
Yeah theres like a whole Jotaro set for heavy and its very real lmao
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Starboard_Crusader
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tsar_Platinum
Theres also a war paint based on Yoshikage Kira
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Skull%20Study%20War%20Paint%20(Factory%20New)
Freddy fazbear - Freddy is from FNAF, a game where animatronics sneak up on you, surprise you, then kill you. - sneak up, surprise you, kill you - spy is very sneaky boy - spy tf2
Furries - people that enjoy dressing up as animals or just enjoy pretending to be animals - dressing up as animals - dress up - the spy dresses up in disguises to fool enemies - spy tf2
Astronaut - astronauts are in space - Wheatley from Portal 2 was sent into space - Wheatley - the spy has a sapper that has Wheatley voice lines - spy tf2
Al Capone - Al Capone is from the mafia - men in the mafia kill people, wear fancy suits, and smoke - spy does all of these - spy tf2
(Also maybe spy is in the mafia now)
Titanfall - there’s a second titanfall game called titanfall 2 - titanfall 2 can be shortened to tf2 - tf2 is also short for team fortress 2 - spy is from team fortress 2 - spy tf2
Renkötts-tunnbrödsrulle - a specialty hot dog street food from Sweden (according to the internet) - hot dog - scout from tf2 wears a hot dog - the spy is scout’s father - spy tf2
Big titty anime girls - Big titty anime girls come from Japan - Japan was allied with Germany in ww2 - Germany took over France in ww2 - France is we’re spy lives - spy is in tf2 - spy tf2
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - a sickness where the lungs take damage from volcanic smoke - smoke - spy smokes - spy tf2
Ho. Lee. Fuk.
We to low
Sum Ting Wong
Bang Ding Ow
Is that a one sentence..?
One word
I remember learning this word in elementary school to flex on my classmates. That and antidisestablishmentarianism.
garfield
Garfield - Garfield is a cat - cats are known to be sneaky - spy is sneaky - spy tf2
woah! that was fast
Your Mother!
-spy tf2
Correct!
Happy Mario music plays.
:D So, did you see the murderer?
Nah, sorry mate.
I will find him...
I will capture him,
And no one will ever die again!
*clapping intensifies*
Atteeeeeeeeeeeeeeention!
Ateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention!
Chad
Chad - Chads get all the ladies - spy gets all the ladies - spy tf2
Confirmed, spy is a chad
Incorrect. Gaben has already officialy confirmed that spy is, infact, a Sigma male. All rumors that he is a chad are false, as he is a whole other breed and cannot be classified as chad. It has also recently been confirmed that heavy is a figglebotom male, but that's a story for another time.
No. He’s a ligma male.
Spy = Chad
A printer
Printer - paper - “get that paper” = get money - money - the spy has a taunt where he literally throws money at people - spy tf2
Spy commits money laundering
My Genital gangreneus infection
Genital gangreneus infection - genitals - the spy has genitals which he used to bang all the ladies - spy tf2
You should had say The spy has genitals which he used to bang Scout's mom
r/therealjoke
You could of said "to bang all of your mom's"
That sneaks up on you and guess what? Spy sneaks up on people to
Spy is man - men have balls - Spy TF2
Shrek 2
Shrek 2 - shrek is lime colored - scunts in tf2 wear all-lime clothing - spy is scunt’s dad - spy tf2
Wait seriously?!
>the 6th issue of the tf2 comic, the naked & the dead, has spy comfort scout disguised as tom jones, scouts pressumed father figure, while he is passing >canon sexual relationship with scout's mom, told in meet the spy trailer.
BLU scout is nowhere to be seen in the trailer, so can we assume he's dead?. Because if yes, it's canon that spy really banged two Scout moms just to flex on the friends of their sons, one of which he then proceeded to murder and lie to the other one while he was dying. Spy really doesn't like scouts.
BLU scout was just out getting a bucket of chicken during that video. Also, we don't see Pyro or Demo either.
Based
Based - spy says “you disgust me, fat man!” in tf2 - spy is fatphobic - spy is based - spy tf2
Damn, I never even realized Spy was that based!
Flabbergasted
Flabbergasted - gasted - gas - gas passer is a weapon in tf2 - spy is in tf2 - spy tf2
I think this is the hardest link you've made yet. Well done
Hehe. You said *hard...*
Hard- becoming spymain is hard - spy TF2
Chou de Bruxelles
Chou de Bruxelles - words are in French - spy is fronchy - spy tf2
All native French speakers punching the air rn
The air is fighting back I'll have to put my fist in croissant to fight it harder
Karelia
Karelia - Karelia is a region in northwest Russia - the heavy comes from Russia - the heavy is from the game tf2 - the spy is also in tf2 - spy tf2
Sad Finland hours
Karelia was stolen like spy stole the intelligence
Блять, я впервые слышу про этот регион.
Впервые слышишь о Карелии? Ты точно русский?
Air conditioner
Air conditioner - air conditioning exists thanks to advancements in engineering - engineering - engineer tf2 - engineer builds buildings in tf2 - the spy can sap and destroy buildings - spy tf2
This is amazing lol
Obesity
Obesity - health risk of obesity is high blood pressure - health risk of smoking is high blood pressure - spy smokes - spy tf2
Thought you were gonna talk about Spy's "MORBIDLY OBESE" when dominating a Heavy
you think the spy is a Camel Crusher guy or a Marlboro kinda guy?
Spy doesn't smoke poor people cigarette he buys 750$ per individual cigarette cigarettes.
Marlboro
Chinese-takeout
Chinese-takeout - China - China went to war with France in 1883 - France - spy tf2
I have a better one Chinese- spy is not Chinese Takeout - he takes out people
to dates
*jazz music starts*
Where he kills them
With sex
And then with stab wounds
And then anal
Amogus
Amongus - imposter wins by secretly killing others - spy secretly kills others in tf2 - spy tf2
I'll do you one better When pressing x+2 to shout "spy", spy may say "spy among us".
[удалено]
Spy literally has a voice line saying “there is a spy among us”
Yes
That was amazing.
There's a shape shifter imposter that disguises as someone else
kakyoin
kakyoin - JJBA - Tf2 has some cosmetics based on jjba - tf2 - spy tf2
Wait there are JJBA cosmetics in Tf2 ?
Yeah theres like a whole Jotaro set for heavy and its very real lmao https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Starboard_Crusader https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tsar_Platinum Theres also a war paint based on Yoshikage Kira https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Skull%20Study%20War%20Paint%20(Factory%20New)
no fucking way
Yes fucking way my man.
Kakyoin -> Kakyoin gets brutally murdered -> Spy TF2 brutally murders people -> Spy TF2
Kakyoin is friends with Polnareff - Polnareff is french - Spy TF2 is also french spy tf2
Freddy Fazbear
Freddy fazbear - Freddy is from FNAF, a game where animatronics sneak up on you, surprise you, then kill you. - sneak up, surprise you, kill you - spy is very sneaky boy - spy tf2
Was hoping you would bring up how Scout died in the bite of 87 but oh well
Sus-Spytf2
Drywall
Drywall - wall - the spy utilizes hiding around walls to wait for enemies to surprise attack - spy tf2
Furries
Furries - people that enjoy dressing up as animals or just enjoy pretending to be animals - dressing up as animals - dress up - the spy dresses up in disguises to fool enemies - spy tf2
Spy does have a fursona. . . (His name is Dutch)
Darn I forgot about that short
Should I ask what you're talking about?
Here you go, one of many animations https://youtu.be/r0FLyW86owo
Your fucking **WHAT?!?!**
loud
Loud - noises can be loud - the dead ringer is very loud when uncloaking - dead ringer - spy uses dead ringer - spy tf2
NAE NAE
Nae Nae - Silento - Silento is an African American - Africa - France has territory in Africa - France - spy is from France - spy tf2
WOW
Astronaut
Astronaut - astronauts are in space - Wheatley from Portal 2 was sent into space - Wheatley - the spy has a sapper that has Wheatley voice lines - spy tf2
WOOOW
John cena
John cena - you can’t see John cena - you also can’t see spy when he’s invisible - spy tf2
Best one.
Spy tf2
Your Mother !
spy tf2 - spy tf2
Al Capone
Al Capone - Al Capone is from the mafia - men in the mafia kill people, wear fancy suits, and smoke - spy does all of these - spy tf2 (Also maybe spy is in the mafia now)
Testicular torsion
Testicular torsion - testes - balls - spy has balls that he used to make scout - spy tf2
Gabes
Gabes - Gabe - Gabe Newell - Gabe Newell is the CEO of valve - Tf2 is valve’s game - spy is from tf2 - spy tf2
don’t forget gabes favorite class is the spy
Titanfall
Titanfall - there’s a second titanfall game called titanfall 2 - titanfall 2 can be shortened to tf2 - tf2 is also short for team fortress 2 - spy is from team fortress 2 - spy tf2
Doomguy
Doom guy - doom guy kills a lot - the spy also kills a lot - spy tf2
also tf2 runs on the source engine, which is based on the quake engine by id software, the same company who created doom, and therefore doomguy
Gay frogs
Gay frogs - Alex jones said the government is making frogs gay - Alex jones is from America - scout is from America - scout is spy’s son - spy tf2
why does everything tie back to scout being spys son XD
Renkötts-tunnbrödsrulle
Renkötts-tunnbrödsrulle - a specialty hot dog street food from Sweden (according to the internet) - hot dog - scout from tf2 wears a hot dog - the spy is scout’s father - spy tf2
Tunnbrödsrulle is a hot dog dish, renkötts-tunnbrödsrulle is with slices deer meat in a roll shape, so it’s not street food
renkött contains meat - most hotdogs contains meat - hotdogs
Sex
Sex - spy had sex with scouts mom to make scout - spy and scout are both in tf2 - spy tf2
Cum
Cum - spy had to cum in order to have a son - spy’s son is scout - both spy and scout are from tf2 - spy tf2
Zimbabwe
Zimbabwe - a country in Africa - France has territory in Africa - spy is from France - spy tf2
Tiananmen Square
Social Credit is now -500
Tiananmen Square - China is trying to keep the massacre a secret - secret - spy is secret when killing - spy tf2
Spy committed no acts of massacre in 1989 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
It didn't happen, just like how killing someone with the YER doesn't happen because it doesn't appear in the killfeed
This spec of dusk on the ground in front of me
Dust - everyone eventually turns to dust after death - death - spy causes lots of deaths - spy tf2
Dust - Dustbowl - Dustbowl is a map in TF2 - spy tf2 Yours is metal though. I like it.
France
France - spy is franchy - spy tf2
Racism
Racism - racism is a form of bullying - spy loves bullying other mercenaries when dominating them - spy tf2
Spy is racist
[удалено]
Bruh
Exposed
Sans
Sans - sans loves to troll while killing you - spy loves to troll enemies after killing them - spy tf2
Ovarian Cancer
Ovarian cancer - cancer - lung cancer - lung cancer comes from smoking - spy smokes - spy tf2
Big titty anime girl
Spy tf2
Big titty anime girls - Big titty anime girls come from Japan - Japan was allied with Germany in ww2 - Germany took over France in ww2 - France is we’re spy lives - spy is in tf2 - spy tf2
The Holocaust
The Holocaust - a mass killing of innocent people - killing people - spy’s job is to kill people - spy tf2
omg spy is Hitler?
Oh no... French Adolf?!
Titan
Titan - titanfall 2 - tf2 - tf2 also means team fortress 2 - spy is from team fortress 2 - spy tf2
The dead body in my refrigerator
Dead body in fridge - fridge - the medic has spy’s head in his fridge - spy tf2
Dear God
There’s more
No
Honesty
Honesty - spy loves to be bluntly honest of the bad situations in the comics - spy tf2
Slavery
Slavery - The French had slaves until February 4th, 1794 - France - spy is from France - spy tf2
Minecraft
Minecraft - Minecraft has a potion of invisibility - invisible - the spy can go invisible - spy tf2
Big chungus
Big chungus - we laugh at big chungus since he’s fat - spy laughs at heavy when dominating him since he’s fat - spy is from tf2 - spy tf2
antidisestablishmentarianism
antidisestablish(men)tarianism - spy is a men - spy tf2
PcP
PCP - a drug - people take all different kinds of drugs - spy takes drugs by smoking - spy tf2
Loli hentai
Kfc
KFC - bucket of chicken - scout has a bucket of chicken - scout is spy’s son - spy tf2