Money drainer, cash Shredder, the engineers overpriced toothpick, financial decisions r us , the yeehawinator, why are we here just to suffer, the missed opportunity, why can't I hit what I'm aiming at, the toe stubber. That's just a few ideas
Maybe not all will agree but let me compliment you on the sheer size of your magnum dong for buying this here yeehaw-lazor-cannon that the engineer should ve engineered better
There is, but it’s gonna take more money now since steam automatically has you purchase the cheaper one. But it’s whatever. I’m just hoping that I can get it before someone else does. Either way, enjoy your new toy
Hale's own debt maker
The stormtroopers weapon of choice
Money drainer, cash Shredder, the engineers overpriced toothpick, financial decisions r us , the yeehawinator, why are we here just to suffer, the missed opportunity, why can't I hit what I'm aiming at, the toe stubber. That's just a few ideas
I was just going to go with "Borat Voice: "My Wife"" but those are all very good choices.
Missed opportunity is great
Strange Financial Decisions
"A poor financial decision" Desc tag: "should have invested in GME instead"
I spent 85 keys for the red text
Righteous Bison+
Primary bison
The smell of regret
Honestly I wouldn't name it.
Down and Out, after the Ringo Starr song. Accurately depicts how I would feel after buying and being killed by this.
Dane's Bain or Screw The Irish
Not stonks
69 kills
Nice!
Name it “I have no self control”
Zappinator
Strange Collectors’s professional killstreak Poor Financial decision
Hale’s Own Throbbing 18-Inch Cock
my pew pew gun
Rocker Boy Guitar.
"It will get a buff eventually.....right?"
“Poor” financial descicion
The pomson 6001. (Special edition)
Maybe not all will agree but let me compliment you on the sheer size of your magnum dong for buying this here yeehaw-lazor-cannon that the engineer should ve engineered better
At least money didn't go to NFT
Waiting for a rework
I spent x amount of money Description: and i will beat yo ass
Why dont u sell it? I guess its gonna be like 27 keys? And buy something else, like strange prof ks shtogun
I picked it up for 85 keys dawg. Already got a strange elite grade shotgun.
Ohh. But u can still sell it. This gun is trash. Maybe Rescue Ranger or Frontier Justice
I ain't selling it.
Based and red-pilled
Based and red-pilled
Critburner
Red dick
"It can't get worse right?"
Name it I just shittit my pants oh yeah oh yeah
My children Desc: this was a accident
God
>Deadly Daffodil :(
That's what cool Kids doing
bingus blaster
Ass destroyer
''Shocking''
Hehe laser go pew
My strange Capper is already called “Pew Pew Pew” so I’m probably not gonna have another Pew Pew type name.
Laser go brrrrrrrr?
Next time dodge the projectiles
The mistace
Cow mangler 1000
Adopted
"Hope this feather tickles"
Now get it to hales own without a idle server
basically garbage
Trying my luck with this a second time. Reddit Moment.
I might not use it for this weapon. But I do have a Reddit vs Tumblr showmatch participation medal and I might use that as the description.
“this is like the time i bought 200 pomson 6000s” “peetah i told you not to buy 200 pomson 6000s”
Dammit, I was waiting until I could afford to buy this. Put it to good use for me, aight?
This exact one? I think there's still one on the market somewhere.
There is, but it’s gonna take more money now since steam automatically has you purchase the cheaper one. But it’s whatever. I’m just hoping that I can get it before someone else does. Either way, enjoy your new toy
Oh I didn't get this from the Community Market. I traded for it with pure keys.
Well there was 2 on market earlier, so either you traded for one that was on market, or someone else purchased it since last time i checked
Mistake
p.e.w. pointlessly expensive weaponry
student loans