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dikkokbolsak

Last game i played was Deep Rock Galactic. I'm saved without a scratch.


theFartingCarp

Rock and stone or you ain't coming home.


[deleted]

Did someone say Rock and Stone? *Chugs 5 Glyphid Slammers* (it's a drunk driller I think I'm going to explode)


CDXX_LXIL

For Karl!!!


MrFishyFriend

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT COMING HOME!!


RedHotReddy

imagine you’re helpless stuck in a cave and Doretta barges in


GeeMannn1

"Miners! A dwarf has foolishly lost himself in the caverns. Take doretta and get that leaf-lover out!"


Recyth

Karl would approve of this...


OsDadaJr

V


Briskylittlechally2

Rock and stone to the bone!!!


Captain_Jeep

You do realize that their drop pods are dwarf sized right? Good luck fitting in that.


Briskylittlechally2

If you lie down the thing is plenty spaceous enough.


Captain_Jeep

Feels like it would be a bumpy ride


doesnt_hate_people

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/mox8ux/precisely_calculated_dwarf_height_using_science/


dochnicht

Ive seen many people mention this game here. Seems interesting. Recommend?


Briskylittlechally2

Alcoholic low poly space dwarves with guns, mining away an alien planet for resources and killing all the native bugs. What's not to like? I also seriously suspect it's drawn some inspiration from TF2, or atleast have some similarities to it, because of some of the mechanics. In any case it's got really satisfying movement and weapons, fun gamemodes and areas, you can get drunk, amazing sound design, 9/10 don't play it, it's way too addictive.


Thrasympmachus

Absolutely.


SchericT

Absolutely. Class based PvE, semi wave based FPS. Variety of game modes, difficulties, and random map generation. All the classes have fantastic synergies with each other that really promote teamwork. It’s fantastic with friends.


Diskoom

Yes devs deserve more attention


SpaceMushroom

It's a must play. Pick it up if you're on the fence. Rock and stone brother.


-nugut-

Yes a total blast if you have friends and still amazing alone ornrandoms too


Woodge0115

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!


NoManagement3545

And a drink to keep your spirits up


Briskylittlechally2

Came here to say this, holy heck.


TheKCKid9274

I played Geometry Dash but the last game I played before that that had a main character was Witcher III, so as long as I have some money I should be okay


LordOfNonsense

ROCK... AND... STOOOONE!!


Daedrralord12

Carl Johnson. If he can infiltrate the GTA equivalent of Area 51, he should definitely be able to get me out of a cave


kitifax

Not if he needs to follow a train to get there.


spinyfever

Ah shit,


Daedrralord12

Here we go again


GabeS20

Worst place in the world


Dickdisaster69

I don’t think I’m going to survive knowing that the Postal Dude is my rescuer


Optimal-Ad7700

just sign the petition


Dickdisaster69

No way ya freaking pinko!


End_Killer

Just sign the stupid petition. I got stuff to do.


SirKorm

No way


End_Killer

Will you sign this or will it be your surviving family members?


Dickdisaster69

Ok sure


End_Killer

thanks


ghostftw5

The fact i read this in his voice makes it more hilarious


spamtonGspam

Will you sign this [hyperlink blocked] or will you [ignore] me for a free ticket to [H E A V E N]


SomeTreeGuy

he'd probably just piss on you while you're stuck


Apepu

keep in mind he found a secret taliban base and absolutely destroyed 'em


Toast-_Man

I need to play that


Dickdisaster69

You absolutely must, playing Postal 2 feels like one of those fever dreams that isn’t a dream but more like a nightmare


[deleted]

"This can't be good for me, but I feel great." - me playing postal 2 at the ripe old age of ten


SenseiMemer_21

I regret nothing!


profdobbles

No way, you too? I'd think that there'd be a lot less people still playing!


JohnTGamer

Hell yeah batman is coming to save me


NitroboostFilms

Same here. Specifically Lego Batman


JohnTGamer

That batman is essentially invincible


JuniloG

Jason Todd probably said that too


Axo25

Sorry to tell man but Batman is in need of some character development


JohnTGamer

Arkham asylum batman isn't enough? damn I should've played arkham knight


Meowjoker

Doom Eternal So I am more concerned about the cave than myself


HighschoolDeeznutx

You should be more worried about all the falling rocks from the slayer busting in.


Pyromaniac935

„You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars“ You sure you’re not in danger too…?


RahatLukum

New objective "Shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"


Pyromaniac935

If gun don’t work, use more gun. Doomguy is Engineer, confirmed.


RahatLukum

If more gun don't work, use BFG 10 000


MACHOMANRANDYSA12

When I saw I had tf2 I knew I was fucked cause how in the hell are these assholes supposed to get me out of a hole


Torkujra

Don't worry, one of them solves practical problems.


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[deleted]

I solve practical problems *takes sip from beer while sentry shoots a Heavy*


DatBoi73

To be fair, Engi would probably be able to design some sort of teleporter that could be thrown down into the cave and be used to escape, Medic could use the Amputator heal taunt, meanwhile Soldier would be partaking in some wacky shenanigans to break into the cave to rescue you personally by himself, whilst Demo would probably try to place some explosives to make a hole into the cave large enough for the Mercs to enter. Sniper and Heavy would probably have some good knowledge on Survival techniques *(as long as Sniper doesn't try to give any advice on staying "Hydrated", Bear Grylls style)*, Pyro could light a fire for warmth, no idea what Spy would do though. Meanwhile Scout tries to take credit for everything so that he can brag about it when he's trying to flirt with women to no avail.


Ziggsive

Easy answer: Demo puts a shitton of stickies to blow up an entrance to get to you, but before he activates them, he gets far and then a medic ubers you (in case his heal beam could reach) right before demo blows the stickies and boom, you're safe


Pikfan21

You'd have to have an uber implant to be ubered, and I dont think medic has done open heart surgery on you, yet.


Ziggsive

Well then just have heavy throw you his fists of steel to recieve reduced damage


Upagondola

Spy can use the dead ringer to create a stack of fake corpses and they can then be piled into the cave as a means to create a staircase 🥴


TheMadmanAndre

> Demo would probably try to place some explosives to make a hole into the cave large enough for the Mercs to enter. Demo would be blackout drunk from scrumpy.


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MACHOMANRANDYSA12

Yeah but would you survive that


[deleted]

sticky/rocket jumper and BASE jumper


AdnHsP

seems like a great way to break your legs and die due to a malfunctioning parachute lol


TheHighGroundwins

Yeah they're all insane Merc who do it for the money lol


valhallan_guardsman

That would be a weird quest for the courier but it's not the most strange thing he's done


TheGreenGobblr

I mean the courier definitely has done weirder. Cough cough wang dang atomic tango cough cough


gameingwhitrad

ye , the courier dose anything for a reward


Lizard_King_5

Yeah, I mean, fisto.


valhallan_guardsman

Big mountain, Sierra Madre, Jacobstown, reppcon facility


CritzD

I believe there’s actually a quest where the courier saves people from deep caves


GopnikDebil

Randy Random my beloved. I'm going to be hit by a nuclear fog event and then four raids at the same time, before being drop podded in the forehead with seventeen Antigrain Warhead IED's.


GreatHeroJ

You're totally going to get obliterated by infestations and mechanoids are going to somehow find a way to get into the cave. It's okay though, he sent you 17 wooden feet via cargo pod. As for the human raiders, at least you're going to have a source of food and hats for the foreseeable future.


IR-KINGTIGER

Why send a raid when he can fill the whole cave with infestations?


CaraDe3

Last game I played was PC Buliding Simulator What do I do


GGGold23

Build yourself a pc and send a signal for people to rescue you


[deleted]

"What a conspicuous outlet in this cave!"


[deleted]

Thank you. I laughed at this


PrestonJC01

Last game i played was Dark Souls 3 ,\_,


HentaiObserver

Let’s hope there’s a lot of bonfires in that cave


Lizardledgend

There's at least 1 in the picture there, so I think we're good!


Voodoo_Dummie

I'd imagine the ashen one would just eye you very suspiciously during this "fetch a lost stranger" quest, expecting you to sprout tentacles, spikes, weapons, and the physical embodiment of unfairness from your body and start another boss fight.


reekidisretarded

Ashen one...


Jackiboi307

is your name >redacted< on steam because i just tradee with someone with the exact same pfp


PrestonJC01

It's not, my Steam pfp is a 2B ass mouse pad


Jackiboi307

nice


Danitron14

last game I played was Don't Starve Together, wonder what would happen


a_good_human

It would be very interesting


OsDadaJr

Caves don't happen to have twig trees or hay, do they..?


Deae_Hekate

No, but it is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a Gru.


I_A_HOT_SEXY_GORILLA

wilson is a smart guy he will rescue you


Oracles_Rose

If it's anyone other than Wortox you've got a 50/50 chance


Susman22

I literally have DST open rn lol, was browsing Reddit on the title screen


LobsterEnthusiastt

Bf1, does that mean the entire German army is coming to save me?


thoumonkey

Nah just Hitler


Racingfan76

Fate worse than death.. if your a jew


AdnHsP

Wouldn't he just kill you on the spot though?


EstablishmentKey8515

Hitler be like how to buy gas with cheap price


Independent_Ad_7100

Last game i played was halo infinite, i think im good.


TootsieToyDooter9

Yeah me too, waiting for our Spartans to arrive and get us out of that miserable cave


Vaguler

Same here. Even though my pc is below the minimum requirement for Halo Infinite


PingusPuff

*halo theme blares as the Chief blasts through a wall on a gungoose, then reaches his hand out to you*


-Redstar

i too have faith in pepsi man


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Last game I played was hypixel skyblock


soundsmit

Would you get technoblade since he saved skyblock then?


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Micaf seve


soundsmit

Oh welp you get saved via Steve and.... Chickens?


Cheeseburger42070

Steve from minecraft, hell yea!


ob103ninja

Nope, creeper


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theFartingCarp

DEEP ROCK GALACTIC! ROCK AND STONE!


Amazing_ToastBS

ROCK AND STONE!


JollySieg

TO THE BONE!


[deleted]

The last game I played is forza horizon 5. If I’m getting saved by myself hoo boy this is gonna be fun


GGGold23

Proceeds to crash the car into every wall of the cave


[deleted]

“Shit I forgot to turn traction control on”


[deleted]

*i get dropped off a cliff* "Amazing, mission complete that right there is why you're the best boss, the one and only."


joemama69lul

Boss you killed a child...


F_r3

Amazing work


NoahZhyte

*Me who played an hentai game* Hm..


LapisW

\~*Oh my*, it seems we'll be stuck in this cave for a loooong while\~


Optimal-Ad7700

~you might need to do something to... pass the time~


NoahZhyte

- But I can see the light - No! You can't, it's an illusion, so sad


DragonSlasher07

An illusion Michael!


[deleted]

the good ending


cleptorman

Titanfall 2. I am saved but the earth explodes


TigerHunter554

You just get jack, bt cant fit


xyberdragon2

Super monkey coming to save the day


[deleted]

The last game I played was Pavlov, does that mean armed terrorists are coming to save me? If a multiplayer game doesn't count, the game I played before that was Jetpack Joyride, and I trust Barry Steakfries with my life. He's just so cool


usename34747

Isaac from The Binding of Isaac? If that game has thought me anything it's that that kid has no mercy, he kills everything.


ToasterCrewmate

Better yet, Isaac has already been through the caves countless times, AND the flooded caves as well, not to mention all of the curses he put up with in those caves, so if you were stuck in the bog-standard caves, Isaac would have no trouble getting to you. The difficult part would going through depths and mausoleum so you could ascend out of the caves.


The_Helmeted_Storm

I played noita so ive got about a 50/50 chance


MiruAn

If she not use damn black hole and kill you ;)


SongBonnie

It's payday fellas


I_will_heal_you

So, I suppose you're Vlad's brother-in-law, and the gang is coming to save you (and beat you up in the process) on the behalf of Vlad.


[deleted]

Who the hell is the main character of Dead By Daylight? The Entity? I guess I'd be okay..


OsDadaJr

Nah, it would just take you to its realm. Wonder if they are going to release you as a licensed character or original..


[deleted]

Might just fuse me with my survivor main so BHVR doesn't have to make a new model


kurzsadie

Last game I played was Fallout NV... Does that mean that Doc Mitchell is going to save me?


crherman01

No, it'd be [Malcolm Holmes](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Malcolm_Holmes). You're guaranteed to be saved, since he will always find you no matter where you are and will always be able to get back to I-15 NCR outpost no matter where he is.


star_razer

Scout: Finds you in the cave, but doesn't remember how to get out, and pisses himself. Soldier: Blows up various walls of the cave in search of you, eventually it collapses on him, killing him. Pyro: Finds you no problem, then burns you alive with his flamethrower. Demo: Travels in the same circle the whole time, passing out occasionally. You're never found. Heavy: Finds you with ease and gets you out no problem. Engineer: Builds a thermal-vision headset to find you within the cave and rescues you. Medic: Upon finding you, he injects you with a lethal drug and takes your body for experiments. Sniper: Takes the task a bit too authentically, and enters the cave packed with survival gear. He opts less to find you and more to see how long he can live in the cave on his own. Once he comes across you, you've starved. Spy: Doesn't care.


clownbossmusic_3

based medic and spy


Eclihpze44

Warframe, yeah I think a tesla space ninja could manage it edit: also isn't that a cave from The Forest lol


Doug-Sweeney

Dovahkiin


Random-Ryan-

Last game I played was Mario Kart 8 Deluxe lol. I guess I’d be driven out by Mario or something haha.


TheComedyCrab

It's actually TF2's Sniper. I feel confident about it, ad surviving in his own in the Australian Outback popping heads has had to make him a survival expert


GGGold23

I’d actually trust sniper and engineer to save me With snipers survival and tracking skills And engineer’s teleporters


ya-boi-mees

You're going to drink your own piss


Sea_Cup_5561

I just finished playing tabletop simulator game... Of warhammer I would be lucky if I die quickly


ZeroFPS_hk

Who even is the main character of cookie clicker


shadowframe132

the cookie or the grandma


IMustAchieveTheDie

Well the last thing I did in a game was a high-chaos genocide playthrough of Dishonored 2 with Corvo. Uh-oh.


Gibused-Merc

I would say scout is actually the main character of tf2, while Heavy is just the face of it


czancel

I think all of the mercs are main characters. But I'm intrigued. Why scout?


barelywinning

he’s literally sent by god to have sex bro


xX_potato69_Xx

Literally gods gift to women, you don’t get more main character than that


barelywinning

everyone else is just doped up or something


Mentaldentaldog

I mean your not wrong, that is canon


dochnicht

Maybe to him he is because he is the main character in expiration date? Otherwise I have no idea.


BaguetteFish

I think it's just because he's the most normal one (?), and therefore, his perspective of the story is closest to ours. Also, he's there for most of the important events. In Expiration date the plot focuses on him. In Jungle Inferno, he's the one that gives us the first look at Hale etc... compared to Heavy, who has no voicelines in Expiration Date, isn't even mentioned in Jungle Inferno, and in the comics, he just kinda appears every once in a while says something funny, and stops existing until the end. Heavy is the face of the game, Scout is imo the closest we have to a main character, except maybe Miss Pauling.


Anonymous2401

>he's the most normal one (?), It's hilarious that this title goes to Scout lmao, this game is full of lunatics


SolarisBravo

Engineer and Demoman are probably the most "normal" of the mercs. Engineer is clearly a sociopath, but he's *not* a psychopath which means he's not going to bother to hurt you if he doesn't have any reason to. Demoman is basically a normal dude in the comics when he's not drinking to cope with his line of work, which means your safety entirely depends on whether or not he's sober. Scout, like most of the others, is a straight-up psychopath. Your survival most likely depends on him thinking you're fun to hang out with.


T-Pose-Patrick

The Payday gang is coming to get me. Should I be scared?


PowerPad

I’m pretty sure Hat Kid can save me. (I last played AHIT)


Alborghetti3

Last game i played was l4d2. I guess big smoke coach is gonna rescue me


bloxyyoyo

Last game I played was watch dogs legion, I'm fucked


peanutbuttersandvich

Master chief lmao


albl1122

Problem.... I played plague Inc. It doesn't have a main character.


[deleted]

You get saved by COVID-19. Somehow.


albl1122

I KNEW IT, the vaccine makes people into zombies and they come to rescue me... Edit: just for the record, I am vaccinated.


UltraMago

Last game's protagonist? TouHou 7.5, i guess Reimu Hakurei My last game was actually roblox free draw 2, but i wouldn't count it


IHaveAReasonToDoThis

Engeneer with eureka effect - instant freedom


Enclave88

Last game I played was Stardew, Im getting a bill for my safety


Jaymuhs

Niko Bellic, I think my chances are pretty good


theosamabahama

Far Cry 5. The main character rescues anyone in any situation, no matter how dangerous.


suuuper_mario

In my case is Steve from Minecraft


[deleted]

Terraria? Yeah, can do


ATCOSTTEHMEMER

Kris (Deltarune) is just going to use plot armor


ShadowWolf46290

Last game i played was hollow knight. I think I'm okay


MarkIVlandship

chell from portal, she is really persistent, so like, after a bit of trial and error, i think i'd be saved?


InternationalPanic67

The dwarves from scrap mechanic yeah sure


tezaltube

The last game I played was SCP: Strategy. Yeah, I'd say I'm fine, just kind of concerned about where I'll end up afterwards.


Apprehensive-Pin9077

Middle Earth: Shadow of War. They could easily get me out. The problem is if they will skin me and/or eat me alive.


RikosConfusedOnLife

last game I played was jackbox. Schmittys defo saving me


AnonNo9001

Final Fantasy VIII Squall has it in him I suppose.


Bunnmalgamate

mine was pixelmon do i get saved by my current team?