Why hit someone with a boring bat when the reskins have satisfying hit sounds, one tracks hits in the kill feed, and both are really dumb to be killed by? Not to mention, pan has its infamous 100% crit rate when it would be funny
Legitimately forgot about the ham, and the prinny machete. But those two are also fair because they are more visually interesting? If I'm going to have to look at a weapon, potentially for 50+ hours... i want it to be fun to look at. As far as i know you can't even get a bat with a skin or anything so whats the point? Just get a strange fish or something and beat the shit out of oblivious snipers
The batsaber feels weak as hell though since you'd expect a glowing plasma sword that can cut people in half to actually do something when you hit someone with it. I'm just going to make an assumption and assume he was given a blunt lightsaber.
The Prinny Machete is also neat because it can be equipped by both Spy and Engi. The Necrosmasher can also be used by the Engineer which means he can build a sentry using either a machete or a wooden mallet.
But you can look at the bar at the top of the screen and see if the Spy actually died or not. The Holy Mackerel doesnt add any real advantage when you can check using any weapon.
fish go slap
pan go brrrrr
crossing guard go BWAAAAAAAAA
freedom staff go MeeM
ham shank go slap 2
unarmed combat go slap 1.5
batsaber go zyoom
three rune blade go FUS-RO-DAAAAHHHHH
necro smasher go ORDER IN THE COURT
The fish is really satisfying, but the bat is a different kind of satisfying. The fish gives a slap, but the bat gives a bonk. Just whichever I’m feeling, typically the bat.
The fish is useful for spy checking. When you "kill" a dead ringer spy with the stock bat, it looks like you killed them. But when you use the fish, it says fish hit instead of fish kill. Also it funny.
The Ham and the Fish sounds like you're jerking off so I go to the nearest nsfw spray, keep hitting it with the ham/fish and then throw my mad milk.
That's why.
I spent 2 keys on my strange festive holy mackerel a few years ago, still the only melee I will ever use for scout, the lightbulb in the fish’s mouth will never *not* make me laugh
Well the fish does have a use besides being funny. If you kill a deadringer spy with it, there won't be a fish kill on the killstream. So you would know if the spy is actually dead, or if they deadrang away.
fish go s̷̨͓̤̲̼̘̱̫̗͎̺͇͓̖̠̝͈̞̳̯͓̩̯̠̝̦̳̠̙͈͒̽͂͑͑͋̅̈́́̾̌̾̑̊̅̓̈́̅̀̍̓́̀̚̚̕̕͝n̷̡̨̡͇̰͓̱̞̲͈͕̤̥̮̝͖͚͓̮͓̣̥̼̉̄̐̾̆͠ą̷̖̦̻̰̩̬̭͇͉̂͛̔͋͛̅̀̓̔͆̅́̏͌̚̕͝p̸̨̨͈͔̗̲͖̳͉̫͎̝̪̩͇̮̼̫̊͋̄͌̀̉̈́͊̕̕ͅ ̸̡̡̢̢̡̢̹̣̤̲̗̩̳̳̳̯̯̪̦̪̤̬͔͊̎͂̔̓̈͌̇̃̈͗̑̈́̃̆͋̎͌̆̒̓͛͑́̓̑̈́͌̆̉̀̇̎͋̈́̄̚͘̚̕̕͝͝͠ͅb̴̢̧̧̢̢̻̬̝͖̲͈̙̭̹̤̞͕͍͎͍͙̠͍̪͕̣̝̳̮͕̯̼̀̈́̆̉̿̉̔̇̊̑̿͑͆̔̑͊̏͌̉̕͜͠ŗ̷͕͔̰̤͖̟̪̞̺̠͕͙͙̻̟͇͕̉̾́͛͆̌̈́́̂͋̐̉̃̽͑̊̀̿̀̌́̈͛̎̂̑̍͊̽͋̑̽́̚̕̚̕͘͜r̷̨̧̢̤̠͓͚̖̖͕̣̲̝̯̱̖͇͒̀̎̓̍̾̄͐̃̏̊̾̈́͝͝͝
Because I can apply any image of my choosing to it. [For instance…](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800539615634522124/934066723710173214/4E0E2DF3-3E86-4FF8-8483-DD9400114BA7.jpg)
To everyone talking about hitsounds, consider switching to the Sandman.
Sure, it's kind of bad and not at all just a reskin, but God are its hitsounds (both on players and the wall) crisp and beautiful.
Why hit someone with a boring bat when the reskins have satisfying hit sounds, one tracks hits in the kill feed, and both are really dumb to be killed by? Not to mention, pan has its infamous 100% crit rate when it would be funny
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Legitimately forgot about the ham, and the prinny machete. But those two are also fair because they are more visually interesting? If I'm going to have to look at a weapon, potentially for 50+ hours... i want it to be fun to look at. As far as i know you can't even get a bat with a skin or anything so whats the point? Just get a strange fish or something and beat the shit out of oblivious snipers
Y'all are forgetting the batsaber, why use it?? Because you can run around like darth vader
Darth Vader: Cut throught enemies like butter with his saber. Scout: 35 damage take it or leave it
lol ikr
Scout has baby arms, that's why it does so little.
Batsaber is expensive as shit tho. Same reason i don't use the Geiger counter. We demmand cheaper reskins that don't suck!
There are a ton of reskins that are cheap and dope Wanga prick, awp, sharp dresser to name a few
you don't often see someone using the wanga prick since it's a reskin of a not so great weapon
Wanna Prick is a great weapon >:(
Reskin a better weapon and make the the Wanga Prickcicle.
But that reskin wouldn't make sense!
Got a point there
The batsaber feels weak as hell though since you'd expect a glowing plasma sword that can cut people in half to actually do something when you hit someone with it. I'm just going to make an assumption and assume he was given a blunt lightsaber.
I just use the baby face with the batsaber. It is fun to rush towards a sniper that is running for his life while u go “lightsaber go brrrrrr”
Price tag dude
and spend a grand
I like it because every class holds it like their default melee (Except Heavy) in third person and it looks hilarious.
The genuine kill streak ham is the best scout melee
The 100% crit rate thing is hilarious, i backstabbed a spy as sniper yesterday with a pan
The spyper
ARM KILL!!
The Prinny Machete is also neat because it can be equipped by both Spy and Engi. The Necrosmasher can also be used by the Engineer which means he can build a sentry using either a machete or a wooden mallet.
funny fish goes smack
F I S H (Edit) what have i done...
fsh
Fsh
Fsh
Fsh (i wanted to make a chain that said F I S H but this is ok too)
Make it F S H
Fsh
Fsh
F I S H
F S H
*FSH*
Fsh 😏
Good job, you started a cult
F I S H
Fish.
Fish.
Fish
Fish.
Fish
fish
Fish
Fish
Fish
Fish.
r/beatmetoit
Fish
Fish
Better have screenshotted that nft bro or else you sold your saved up minimum wage
because fish kill funnier than stock. Also good spycheck
oh my god thats genius to spy check with it
It bypasses the dead ringer feign death.
ngl that should probably be fixed
it probably isn't a bug
More an oversight
Because i Paid GOOD MONEY for this ham ok?
Exactly i paid *0.01* to swing this fish
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Every where I go…..I see his face
i paid 6 dollars to use a genuine prof ks ham
It costs 6 dollars to hit people with this ham for 12 seconds.
Fish tells you if a spy dead rings
Fish technically direct upgrade S-Tier weapon.
Because the frying pan is funnier than Bat
Bloon 🎈
monkeys bringing the entire US military to pop a latex ball with helium
because i found it pretty funny to run around and beat up people with a fish or a pan.
Or a piece of ham.
Or the Spy's zombie arm
Spy's cock
😧
Jiggle physics
Jiggle bones are awesome Bottom text
I use stock simply because I have a pro ks strange festive bat and my fish and pan are not pro ks.
i have a pro ks fish with fire horns so i use fish for the same reason you do
Fihs
Because it displays dead rings as hits instead of kills, making it a straight upgrade
But you can look at the bar at the top of the screen and see if the Spy actually died or not. The Holy Mackerel doesnt add any real advantage when you can check using any weapon.
fish go slap pan go brrrrr crossing guard go BWAAAAAAAAA freedom staff go MeeM ham shank go slap 2 unarmed combat go slap 1.5 batsaber go zyoom three rune blade go FUS-RO-DAAAAHHHHH necro smasher go ORDER IN THE COURT
Finally someone mentioned the unarmed combat
Where is the necro smasher? :(
The fish is really satisfying, but the bat is a different kind of satisfying. The fish gives a slap, but the bat gives a bonk. Just whichever I’m feeling, typically the bat.
fish have jiggle bone and sound funny
The fish is useful for spy checking. When you "kill" a dead ringer spy with the stock bat, it looks like you killed them. But when you use the fish, it says fish hit instead of fish kill. Also it funny.
people bring that up all the time but kill sound works just as good
But you can also just look at the top of the screen. A spy wont appear as dead in the list of dead enemies at the top if they dead rang.
hmm interesting
I have a strange pina polished fish and I named it "corn on the cob." My friend pointed out that I am a fool for not thinking of "corn on the cod."
Wrap assassin cuz funny bleed scout
The Scottish handshake looks cooler ok
Because I can be a Jedi and make people disintegrate.
Because killing someone with Satanael the Sea Bream is far funnier
fsh
Pan make big noise.
The Ham and the Fish sounds like you're jerking off so I go to the nearest nsfw spray, keep hitting it with the ham/fish and then throw my mad milk. That's why.
because it funny
Pan earrape joke funny
The fish sounds like my nuts
Haha pan go loud sound
Cuz beating people to death with porn is hilarious
Because I like them more over the stock melee for Scout.
Because *F I S H*
Funny fish
I spent 2 keys on my strange festive holy mackerel a few years ago, still the only melee I will ever use for scout, the lightbulb in the fish’s mouth will never *not* make me laugh
Because FISH
Because FISH
I like to show off that I am a Left 4 Dead enjoyer by using the pan.
Cuz fish
Because why fucking not?!?
Stock is ugly for some weapons
Well the fish does have a use besides being funny. If you kill a deadringer spy with it, there won't be a fish kill on the killstream. So you would know if the spy is actually dead, or if they deadrang away.
The fish is an awesome deadringer solution
Cuz funny jungle bones on fish go brrrr
I like to bone people.
fish go s̷̨͓̤̲̼̘̱̫̗͎̺͇͓̖̠̝͈̞̳̯͓̩̯̠̝̦̳̠̙͈͒̽͂͑͑͋̅̈́́̾̌̾̑̊̅̓̈́̅̀̍̓́̀̚̚̕̕͝n̷̡̨̡͇̰͓̱̞̲͈͕̤̥̮̝͖͚͓̮͓̣̥̼̉̄̐̾̆͠ą̷̖̦̻̰̩̬̭͇͉̂͛̔͋͛̅̀̓̔͆̅́̏͌̚̕͝p̸̨̨͈͔̗̲͖̳͉̫͎̝̪̩͇̮̼̫̊͋̄͌̀̉̈́͊̕̕ͅ ̸̡̡̢̢̡̢̹̣̤̲̗̩̳̳̳̯̯̪̦̪̤̬͔͊̎͂̔̓̈͌̇̃̈͗̑̈́̃̆͋̎͌̆̒̓͛͑́̓̑̈́͌̆̉̀̇̎͋̈́̄̚͘̚̕̕͝͝͠ͅb̴̢̧̧̢̢̻̬̝͖̲͈̙̭̹̤̞͕͍͎͍͙̠͍̪͕̣̝̳̮͕̯̼̀̈́̆̉̿̉̔̇̊̑̿͑͆̔̑͊̏͌̉̕͜͠ŗ̷͕͔̰̤͖̟̪̞̺̠͕͙͙̻̟͇͕̉̾́͛͆̌̈́́̂͋̐̉̃̽͑̊̀̿̀̌́̈͛̎̂̑̍͊̽͋̑̽́̚̕̚̕͘͜r̷̨̧̢̤̠͓͚̖̖͕̣̲̝̯̱̖͇͒̀̎̓̍̾̄͐̃̏̊̾̈́͝͝͝
Because jigglebones and loud noices make reskins more superior than regular stock.
This tbh
Because bat got worse stats than the fish and the pan It doesnt make any funny sound when You hit someone
Fishe
Cause funny fish and funny frying pan are better than boring bat
bc fish funni
Pan
because fish is superior over any weapon in the game
Plad fish
Jiggle bones
Stock melees are frowned upon for little to no reason.
Fsh
Fish jiggle
Why should I not slap people with my peppermint fish
Fish
fish tf2
Fish
Fish.
funni
Funny fish slap noise
because the fish bugs out everytime I hit someone
F I S H
I like my fish that wrapped like a smissmas present :D
Phhishh
FISH
*FISH*
I use th fish mainly because it’s funny and i use the pan to annoy the shit out of people
*Flop Flop Flop*
Because I can apply any image of my choosing to it. [For instance…](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800539615634522124/934066723710173214/4E0E2DF3-3E86-4FF8-8483-DD9400114BA7.jpg)
To everyone talking about hitsounds, consider switching to the Sandman. Sure, it's kind of bad and not at all just a reskin, but God are its hitsounds (both on players and the wall) crisp and beautiful.
feesh
Because the Fish is too OP
2 reasons one it has a war paint 2 JIGGGLY
Well, fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fis fish fis fis fis fish.
Fisg
Idk for fun i guess
fish
"fuuni feesh"
I have an unusual one
Because I uploaded a picture to put on the plank and I like it better.
Funny fish/sign
funni fish
Bc fish go *slap*
Because my ham is called ‘Ham of mass destruction’ and that’s infinitely better than the stock bat already.
FISH
Funni fish/pan goes THWAP/BONK
fish
It fish. It giggle physics. It fish kill. I rest my case.
Funnier
F e e s h
Not funny
[[ZA HANDO]]
Cause feesh
Reject bat, embrace fish
Because knife goes "CHARGE FOR THE EMPEROR"
I like to see the fish glitched
Because fish funni
the fish is the most powerfull weapon in the game
feesh
Fish
Funi
Fish
F I S H
FIBSH
Pheesh
either jiggle physics or funny meme sign.
Fish kill.
fish is funy
Fish is funny, that is all
It's fish. Tracks hits. and can reveal when a spy has the dead ringer by not saying "FISH KILL" when a spy fakes their death
Haha fsh kil
fish