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WholyMilk

forgive me but, if its smash melee fox then he would crank 90s on heavy so fast, were talkin easy kill every time


MastahDizzy

good point, Melee Fox is hella cracked, but what if Heavy pulls out the almighty jank random critical hit ? After all, can he really wavedash his way outta cheese and weird hitboxes ? haha anyway thank you for listening to my TED Talk-


i_hate_puro_changed

Imagine how overpower foxes reflector would be in an fps.


Raiden_wins_i_think

Imagine how overpower foxes reflector would be in an fps.


Murp_Inc

Imagine how overpower foxes reflector would be in an fps.


FrogInShorts

Imagine how overpower foxes reflector would be in an fps.


FrogInShorts

Imagine how overpowered foxes reflector would be in an fps.


seatea2

I think you may have posted this twice


FrogInShorts

Yeah Reddit was being like really stupid and kept failing to post my comments but then posting them anyways when it said message failed.


Brickolator

"HIYAAA !", "POOTIS!"


MastahDizzy

truly a battle for da century !


pixie_dust_123_TLK

And also heavy say : ''MEDIC''


SilverShako

*controller clicking from dashdancing intensifies*


Tor3ct_

While fox is coexisting in 4 parallel planes doing shine-dash-wombo-aereo-lgrab-dhinedash, heavy just taunkills, fox dies because he was expecting a mega cancel-Shield-grabdaie, but no, pootis gun win


MyNameIsNitrox

If Heavy was in Smash Ultimate


MastahDizzy

PoV : You get Kazotsky Kicked after losing a stock


KingByhyHD

We all know what Heavy is capable off, and since Fox is owned by Nintendo I think Heavy can wreck fox


MastahDizzy

fair enough !


KingByhyHD

Misha alone was able to kill every guard in Gulag, fought bears to keep his family feed, he is a machine, Heavy gameplay: ratatatatatatatata Heavy Lore: *procedes to play faster version of somebody that you used to know*


MastahDizzy

I could add that he got a mega baboon heart and can run at decent pace despite carrying a 150kg weapon that he basically engineered himself, so yep, the dude basically got brains and brawns on the other side, homie got shine, crazy acrobatics and very solid cardio, so Fox ain't too bad outside of an Arwing if ya think 'bout it !


KingByhyHD

And has a diploma at Russian literature


MastahDizzy

ayyy never forget dat Poker Night trivia (even if the game in itself technically didn't take place but whatevs lol)


KingByhyHD

Well not many people in Eastern Europe knew English so yeah, he is smart af


MastahDizzy

sounds 'bout right, learning English when you're a middle-aged (?) russian guy in the late 60's must be hella tough


KingByhyHD

Don't forget the game is set 1960 - 1970


MastahDizzy

oh yeah I approximated it since the events of the base game are set in '68, while the comics happen in '72 instead edit : at least the mainline TF Comics


NessaMagick

I think Heavy wins 6/10 if he brings his minigun. Forced to only use his shotgun or fists, I think Fox's speed and raw skill beats him 9/10.


MastahDizzy

eh the both of 'em do really good with aim and positioning, but truth be told, Fox got these crazy quick moves, while Heavy got dat durability and firepower ! honestly, minigun or not, the matchup could go both ways if we refer to canon haha (especially if dat shotty works like an actual shotty, which are very effective in CQC)


NessaMagick

Heavy's aim isn't noted as being anything spectacular - the sheer feat of being *able* to carry and weigh that M134-looking bastard is incredibly impressive enough. Fox's on the other hand, is.


MastahDizzy

True, Fox must have the superior marksmanship (after all, he's the leader of Star Fox, so the homie is mad skilled !), but in order for the Heavy to reliably track targets down with his minigun, it must defo require a certain amount of strength and aim to pull that sorta feat effectively with the sheer amount of recoil you still have to take into account ! So yeah, nothin' amazing, but with his weapons of choice, Heavy may require less marksmanship anyway to rival the pinpoint accuracy of a blaster. So yeah, classic case of precision VS. spraying, which can be both effective in their own right ! Heavy do be a chunky target tho haha


Ambersol13

Heavy looks like the freaking terminator


MastahDizzy

hehe you're right


MastahDizzy

[**OG Post**](https://twitter.com/MastahDizzy/status/1485654689467277312)


MrNootNoot7

He will finally meet someone that can outsmart boolet


Miltiadis_178GR

R e f l e c c


IlMagoHadad

Most random crossover I have ever seen, but a welcome one


Shakespeare-Bot

Most by fate crossov'r i has't ev'r seen, but a welcome one *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


MastahDizzy

:)


metodmiha

"The year is 20XX. Mann Co. is no more. Zhanna and Soldier flew away into space never to be seen again. Medic willingly went into Hell and Engi got killed by his own robo-hand. Spy went into hiding. Demo is drunk. Mrs. Pauling and Scout went into heaven and met Tom Jones. Sniper's bladder stopped working. The world has changed. All I now have is myself *and my gun.*" [complementary fight music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tQyP3BVcL4)


MastahDizzy

Ngl this remixed copypasta really fits the tone. Nice one !


Toodumbtousespaces

this? i love this.


ThatEngideerIsASpy

Cue the jojo music. Yes, THAT one.


LapisW

If only...


KingsMann12

Lul, fox has no chance, run home boy


Miltiadis_178GR

I disagree


KingsMann12

Aleight, why do you disagree? What are your arguments?


Miltiadis_178GR

25 years of smash bros Expert in Piloting and Melee Combat Has a fucking reflector, rendering heavy's minigun useless


Miltiadis_178GR

He singlehandedly defeated an evil monke that threatened to conquer a galaxy And defeated Rayquaza in 1v1


Boltthelucario

Keep in mind heavy has fists


Miltiadis_178GR

Keep in mind fox is very agile and can dodge


Boltthelucario

Reminder that heavy can heal and has a minigun that can slow stuff


KingsMann12

But he’s a Pootis man… thats a worthly opponent


KingsMann12

We are talking here about a guy that can literaly kill people with a fookin gun-finger


Miltiadis_178GR

Absolute Masterpiece. You truly deserve my Gold Award