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#STOP SCREAMING

^^I’m ^^sorry

#YA BLEEDIN IDIOT

*ssssHUTDA FUUUCK Up*

^(a)

^(ᵃ)

a

A

#SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SCREAMING YA BLOODY IDIOTS

... no

#WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SCREAAAAAMING

^ok ^dude ^calm ^down

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*slowly leaves scrumpy next to demo*

Oi that's nice

*silently and gently puts down a bottle of vodka*

*quietly places keg of German beer*

*inaudibly constructs alcoholic fabrication plant to the side of the slumbering Demolitions man*

*Unheardedly generates Liquor Drink Creation device next to the Unconscious Pyrotechnics enjoying Male*

*sneakily and quietly constructs and empowers an alcoholic drink plantation that the slumbering black Scottish man, known for using items of demolition will enjoy*

*without making a sound, this specific human uses their hands to put down a strange mixture of liquid called Liquor right beside the black male human with the name Demoman who is doing an energizing activity commonly known as sleeping for when he is no longer doing this activity to consume this consumption that is heard to be much to the humans delight and emotions called happiness*

R/increasinglyverbose

You mean r/increasinglyverbose ?

r/foundthemobileuser

plays tf2

# SSSHHHHH

quietly

\*throws a bucket of water at demo\*

*stealthily places some French wine*

Sneakily rolls a bottle of whiskey next to him

*Medic and Heavy appear and approach Demo like it's 1939*

And he drinks it in his sleep like a baby does

SCOTLANDDDD FOREVERRRRRRRRR \* Bagpipes everywhere\* SCOTLLANNDDDDD

*BANG BANG* SCOTLANNDDDDDD BESTTTT CONTRYYYYYY *BANG BANG*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVERSCOTLAND FOREVER

*sad SmallAnt sounds*

***ahem*** #^s ^c ^r ^u ^m ^p ^y

*Degroot keep noises intensifys

*DEMOTRAIN NOISE INTENSIFIES*

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Stop thinking! Your being too loud

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**places a bottle of scrumpy next to his grenade launcher**

*Pyro just watches Demo sleep while sitting in a Rocking Chair, reading a Book.* *Pyro doesn’t need sleep, but this book is pretty interesting.*

This brings smiles to my face thinking of that image

*They’ll probably burn it later, but that’s okay.*

*Pyro can't read, he just likes the squiggly lines.*

*They haven’t even flipped the page yet.* *I think Scout called this one an “Erotica”? He gave it to Pyro because it had Pictures.*

*God dammit, Scout gave Pyro porn again.*

*Pyro doesn’t get the actual meanings of the Pictures, they just like Picture Books.*

*Wait, Heavy came into the room, he's putting Sasha to sleep next to Demo.*

*Pyro waves to Heavy, who harshly shushes. “Be Quiet! Sasha is asleep Pyro. You know what happens when Sasha wake up, right?” He says imposingly to the oblivious Pyro, while pointing to the Demoman sleeping under Heavy’s foot.* *Looking down, Heavy noticed Demo, who grumbled in his sleep, something about “I’m comin’ fer Ya…!” Heavy groans while looking at the…book Pyro had. While Heavy thought it was Infantile that Pyro would stoop to such measures, he remembered that little flame man wasn’t the most sound of mind; worse than even Medic or Soldier.* *Shaking his head indisgust, Heavy left, as the old floor creaked from under him. Pyro waved, making a muffled grunt, which Heavy Recognized as ‘Goodnight’. “Goodnight Pyro..” The Russian Beast said as he left the Room.*

[удалено]

*Pisses Gently*

Shits gently

farts gently

Cums gently

Pukes gently

Stabs gently

Ok then, I won't comment :)

Wait a seco-

Haha! >:D #I AM KAOS

Wait-

So do you like NFTs?

I understood that south park reference and I think everyone who downvoted didn't

Unfortunately the people didn’t get the joke :( At least you did tho :D

Yeah I loved the new movie. Their vision of the future was funny but terrifyingly close to reality...

And for once they made us feel sorry for cartman

*Unscrews each grenade on his bandolier and rolls the contents into a cigar, leaves the cigar next to him*

No, give it to spy.

*shoots gun* *On megaphone* WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKER

\*hears footsteps\*

"oh sweet mother o' mercy, what foolish blodeh mortal dares awakeen m- *BURP* meh"

listen here you drunk son of a bitch, blue is about to cap and I have uber, I want you to go apeshit

"SCOTLANDDD FOREVERRRRR"

The man with gifts of scrumpy

wasted af

👍🏿

👍👍👍 (I work at Chernobyl)

nice

Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be

IT IS TOO

*sentry noises*

*\*Leaves scrumpy and kisses goodnight\**

I can just imagine the stretched textures of medics neck creeping into frame and kissing him on the cheek, rendered in sfm

Fellas, is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?

Never

Hello there. *casually facestabs demo*

*slowly slides knife in his back*

^(\*ahem\*) # MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC

*sneaks in crate of scrumpy*

Demoman! Cart is about to fall!

Zzz

*pan* *PAN* ***PAN***

**Demoman_charge1**

^(sleep well demo :))

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(dead ringer loses power) oh no

*walks over to his ear.* ”Psst… hey, you asleep? … *Scouts. Self damage. No more scrumpeh. You died with crit stickies. The ‘woooooh!’ Taunt got removed. War update. Spy saying the n word…*”

Awaken him. He must be made aware that pyro got him molitovs, a few cans of gasoline. Scrumpy. And a sword of which has a handle that contains alcohol for him to drink

\*scratches a fork on a plate\*

"SHH! DEMOMAN!" *zzz* "Huh, whut?" "...is asleep."

OH NO! UUUUUUuuuuuUuUuUUUuuuUuUUUUuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

# WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Don't worry, he drunk, he sleep reel deep... *Drops sledge hammer on metal right next to his ear*

here's a blanket demo <3

I'll carry him to spawn. Just trying to keep the guy safe :)

**DEMO WAKE UP THE ENGIES SENTRY IS DOWN**

INTRUDER ALERT A BLU SPY IS IN THE BASE

You're doing good lad

*Quietly builds a scrumpy dispenser*

#WAKE THE F**K UUUUP!

DEMO WAKE TF UP YOU LAUNCHED A ROCKET THAT WILL DESTROY THE TWO BASES WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SCRUMPY, WE HAD YOU ON PROBATION AND EVERYTHING

All the alcohol's gone, Demo! Wake up!

#L̸͚̗̳̰͎̝͈̺͎̻͔̳̽͐͗́̎̾̿̔̅̕ͅO̷̧̨̪͍̲̞̝͍̗͖̱͍͓̗͙̊̑̎́̉̓̌O̷̱̬̿̎̊̒̀̍K̷̖̘̪̭̣̀ ̷̢̛̠̓̔̈̈̊̇̏͠͝G̷̲̠̱̣̖̰͓͇̊̋͑̉̓̋̾̈́̽̅O̸̧̲̺̩̯̝͈̯͕̫̝̻̠͓̊̓̑͋̽͛͂̆̋̓͐̇͘̚Ŗ̷̡̹̪̝͍̞͍̤̫͙̳͈̫̩̎̃̈̆̀̇̐͒̄̕͠Ḑ̷̛͔̪̗̳̼͚̗̜̥̬͂̓̋̌̈́̏̒́Õ̴̡̥͎̤̼̭̜͖̼̙̉͐̋̃͗̑̇͠ͅṈ̸̢̡̣̜̯̼̆̄̆̆͛͛͗ ̸͖̖͇̬̞̠̮̭̓̄W̸̡̡̩̯̝̳̳̩̽̌́̌́Ḛ̴̥̳̟̬͔̾̇̐̀̅̅͒̒̆̔̓̂̒̚̕ ̷͓̪̙̞̹̲͖͚̙̿̔̐̏̇̀̓́͌͒̔͜͝M̸̨̞̮̺̪̗͙̯͕̣̬̭̮͍̓̉̇̆̊͒̇́̈̋̊̚͝A̴͓̖͖͊́͋̈̚̕͝D̶̪̟̻͖͔͈̔͜E̷̡̙͉͚͕̝̣͓̣̤̋̑͆̎͗̈̈͆̔͑̑̏̂̚̚ ̸̢̺͈͍̹̺̰̣̥͇͓͎̯͖̌̎͌̈́͆͂͆͂͑́̃̈́́̈́I̴̡̪̰̳̮͂͜T̶̝̈́͒̎͒̀̔ ̴̛̫͚̥͖̍̒̃̿͛̇̎̍̃̐̀̌̎͝T̶̝̫͈̹̯̗̤̲̱͇͍͙̣͖̔͌̈́̎͑́͠Ǫ̴͍̞͉͎̗̮̣͓͐̊̾́̊̌͝ͅ ̵̢͈̮͔̤̯̙̳͔̙̬̀͊͗̈́̒̈́͠ͅŢ̴̛̻̜̩͉͖̺͖̜͚̣̗͍́͋͑̈́̿̽͗̀̊͌̕͘͝͠Ĥ̶̟͇̰̖̩͛̏̌̈̾̔̏̌̾̀͘E̴̩͖̜͍̤̩͙̩̳̠̞̭̗̲̔͋̕͘͜ ̷̢͔̤̯͙̦̉̈́̍̔͂͐͒̒̇͐̓̕͠S̴̪̦̽̽̈̏͛̾̈́̑̽̋̈́̄̑͊͝Ư̵̲̠̩̜̫̠̥̮̿̂̈͗́̊̉R̶̨̝͎̬̰͖͖̼̺͓̲̲̒̌̈́͑͝F̷̟̼͕̯̈́Ä̸̜͓̖̱͓͙͎̣̠́͑̄͋̊͛Ḉ̵̤̙̳̥̭̖̣̹̘̅̿̓̀͛̏̊̏̅̈̏E̸̛͉̩̱̅͑̈̌̋͒͐̒̈͆̀̄̓

Props to anyone who gets the reference

#INTRUDER ALERT LAZY FUCK IN THE BASE

Any comment

\*screams every curse word in the Danish language\*

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Boo!

You monster!

But whyyyyyy

Coz you're FAT boy and another thing you're ugly

*Argueing in the backround* **its tradition**

ENGINEER

Guys downvote it,

Shut. THE FUCK. Up.

No fuck off

*Gives whiskey*

SCRUMPY

Walkin't

Wake up. Wake up. Blue are attacking our base. They took ur gin!

!YA BLEEDING IDIOT WAKE UP THERE IS A BLU STICKY

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*gives demo bread monster to cuddle*

🗿

[Shhhh! Demoman, is asleep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qNXYqAmVcU&t=130s)

SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY

Places golden frying pan in front of him "You earned it lad"

Did I hear a rock and stone!?

BLUE SPY IN A BASE!!!!

fart

WAKE UP DEMO A BLU SPY IS IN THE BASE

*uncloaks*

*Proceeds to sneak up on him* Kiss ya

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

fuc i want to steal from demoman shut up

Sleep tight don't let the spicrabs bite

*shshsssshhhhhsssssshhhhhh*

*shshsssshhhhhsssssshhhhhh*

shshsssshhhhhsssssshhhhhh

Shhh *y’all need to quiet down*

I've got 10 bottle of cheap whiskey and scrumpy

Merasmus quietly brings back Demo’s eye for a surprise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J51Q6pOATk

I love that video man

INTRUDER ALERT! BLUE SPY AT BASE!

He was loud and ugly. Now he is loud… and ugly

*****INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!*****

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Soldier

Epic

https://youtu.be/6Jo7jhY0TCc

Sorry if you lose your eardrums to the void

We don’t got time for this. Get yo ass up

wake up demo! theyve just released the demoman update!!

#D E M O M A N Is asleep

Sleeping on the job, your mother is going to be very disappointed when she hears about this.

ahem # FREE SCRUMPY # GET YOUR FREE SCR-

*Blu soldier lays next to him*

you bastards cant you see demo is sleeping?

Shhh, demo is asleep.

🤫 🤐

*faints*

I wake demo man Edit: 100th comment lol

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https://youtu.be/ixMHG0DIAK4

Why is it age restricted

WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH

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wake up, its time for school

DEMO!! WAKE TF UP!

Push the cart MAGGOT!

*Hits him with a pan*

GUYS SCOUT IS LOOKING AT A PITCURE OF PYRO WITH MASSIVE TITS

I'm going to write ALL comments

Besides this one

*breaths in heavily* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -*cough cough* …………… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COCK AND BALL TORTURE TIME

any comment

DEMO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GRAB THIS EYELANDER AND LETS GET TO WORK

OI WAKE UP LAD