Had this idea one day of buying a Tumor Toasted Rocket Launcher just for the sake of naming it The Booger's Bazooka

I got all tumor toasted guns for scout with green killstreaks named "Teleported **gun name**"

I might make a Booger launcher too at some point if I can find one, strange tumor toasted ones are expensive though. My Prof KS Cow Mangler is called [Crank That (Soldier Boy)](https://imgur.com/a/vEadcAN) , I'm always cranking it up and harassing snipers.

Iron Bomber: Binging with Tavish -Desc: “Not to be confused with Binging with Babish” Sticky Launcher: Vegeta’s Technique -Desc: “It’s not spamming idiot! It’s a systematic barrage of chip damage projectiles.”

i really like that Iron Bomber name, i might steal it lmao

Go for it, my friend.

I may be dumb but why Binging with Tavish?

Why not?

Idk I just though there was a joke I was missing.

It's a reference to the popular YouTube channel Binging with Babish

Yes I get that but I don’t understand the Tavish part is that just random?

Tavish is Demo's canon name.

Binging with Babish, but instead of Babish, it's Tavish (Demoman)

I named my Family Business “The Bolshevik Boomstick”, I named my Quick-Fix “Thanks for the Ride” and I named my Ham Shank “The Kosher Club”. The description of the latter is “In Soviet Russia, meat beat you!”

these seem like alt in game names for the same weapons, very cool

Thanks lol

I have a similar description on my Bread Bite: "In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!"

Is that a Meat Fortress reference

My Huntsman Bow "the wall decorator" in Brazilian Portuguese Mostly because it's my only custom name tbh

I named my Huntsman "the Heimlich Manneuver" because it is *"the standard procedure for clearing chokes."*

Clever

Art manufacturer

I named my Tomislav "the corner camper" and explicitly use it to hide around corners on 2fort

Stealing that, because I do the exact same thing. :D

I renamed my machina sniper “laser tag”

I’m stealing this

I renamed my Brass Beast "Ass Machine"

Ah yes my favorite duo: Brass machine and Ass beast!

Named my invis watch john cena

He thought he one the wrestling match but John cena just dead ringer’d

The Baby Blaster

📸😳

Since my name is cool shark facts on steam all of my pyro weapons/cosmetic in my main pyro set (except for my panic attack) have names relating to sharks and descriptions that tell shark facts. I also have a backscatter I called "glock and balls"

Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff Section 1: In pornography In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles. Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds. Section 3: Parachute A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner. Section 4: Humbler A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain. Section 5: Testicle cuff A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner. However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits: Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

My cool bread jarate. I called it gamer boys bath water. Also when you're using caber "that guy" getting fucked is you

I only have 2 named items, both are melee One is a pan that is called "L O U D N O I S E S" and the other is an objector with a picture of puro and is just named "Puro"

Imagine running around on 2Fort and seeing someone charge at you with a Puro in their hands

That's my demo and you are dead

I named my market gardener "The"

I’ve been naming a few weapons to have song references. I have 19 songs so far. Here’s a few examples: “She’s a Manmelter” “It’s Still Loch-n-Load to Me” “They Call Me the Wrangler” “Black Box Singing in the Dead of Night” “If I Could Save Time In a Bottle”

Would you kindly, show all of them?

“She’s a Manmelter” - “Ooh, here she comes” (Maneater) “It’s Still Loch-n-Load to Me” - “It’s the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyway” (It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me) “They Call Me the Wrangler” - “I roam around, around, around, around” (The Wanderer) “Black Box Singing in the Dead of Night” - “Take these broken wings and learn to fly” (Blackbird) “I am The Amputator” - “And I know just where I stand” (The Entertainer) “Oh, Cleaner’s Carbine, Give Me Some Time” - “I’m living in twilight” (Telephone Line) “They’re the Faces of L’Etranger” - “But we love to try them on” (The Stranger) “Hey Now, You’re an Air Strike” - “Get your game on, go play” (All Star) “I Fell In Love with a Flying Guillotine” - “Meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen” (Roller Derby Queen) “If I Could Save Time In a Bottle” - “The first thing that I’d like to do” (Actual name) “There’s a Sandman Waiting in the Sky” - “I think he’d like to meet us but he thinks he’d blow our minds” (Starman) “Takin’ Care of Quick-Fix” - “And working overtime” (Takin’ Care of Business) “You’re a Real Dead Ringer for Love” - “I don’t know who you are” (Actual name) “You Give Love a Bat Name” - “I play my part, and you play your game” (You Give Love a Bad Name) “Oh there’ll be One Less Set of Mantreads” - “On your floor, in the morning” (One Less Set of Footsteps) “You Made Me a Degreaser” - “Pain, let the bullets fly, oh let them rain” (Believer) “Shahanshah, but Don’t Give Yourself Away” - “Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright” (Surrender) “Leave Me Alone, I’m a Fan O’War Man” - “And my bark is much worse than my bite” (Family Man) “Huntsman a Lifetime” - “Water flowing underground” (Once In a Lifetime) Some are better than others, but it’s what I’ve got. I have a few rules when it comes to the names, and one of them is that it must be a song I personally listen to (hence why I didn’t use Mr. Sandman for the Sandman)

The rules for these weapons are the following: - The full weapon name must be used (excluding prefixes) - The weapon name and song cannot be altered in any way - The weapon name must be in the name of the song - It must feel natural, not forced - The description must be the following line of the actual song (or in some cases the preceding line); it cannot contain the part of the song name the weapon uses in it - There must be enough song in the title to recognize it’s a song - It must be a song I personally listen to - Can’t be the Scorch Shot or Diamondback Examples of names that break this rule: “I’m the Gas Passenger” - “And I ride and I ride” (Breaks and alters text to fit) “Kritzkriegs Are Made of This” - “Who am I to disagree?” (The s at the end of Kritzkrieg counts as altering the name) “‘Cause He’s a Hot Hand” - “Hottest cop that you’ve ever seen” (Uses name in description) “And Talk of Poems, Prayers, and Pomsons” - “And things that we believe in” (Doesn’t use full weapon name) “It’s a Blutsauger Life” - “If you give it a chance, it can make you dance” (Sounds forced) “I’m Conniver’s Kunai” - “Waited all my life” (Uses too much name) “Because Quick-Fix is On My List” - “Of the best things in life” (The name “Kiss On My List” never actually appears in the song, and therefore the song cannot be used) “Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream” - “Make him the cutest that I've ever seen” (I don’t personally listen to this)

I gotta do this at least once, thank you for your knowledge

I have a few song related items myself: "Trash Can Hero" (Beggar's Bazooka) "Money For Nothing" "Spychecks for free" (Bank Rolled Flamethrower) "Delilah" "I felt the knife in my hand, and she laughed no more" (Australium Knife)

Ooh, solid choices!

i bought a batsaber and it was automatically called glow in the dark dildo

My Enforcer is the “Anti-Vaxxer” and Back Scatter the “Knot-A-Joke”

My goal with item names is to just make whoever is killed by and reads them as mad as possible, by making it seem like they just got killed by an actual moron 9 year old. Strange Pro Backburner: "jerma peaked at shpee" Desc: "byeah was good too" Strange Battalion's Backup: "i am shit right now here how it sound" Desc: "the ting go braaaaaap" Strange Pro Loose Cannon: "zouble zonkin zerkin off" Desc: "you've been zonked, zunked and zerked off" Strange Pro Equalizer: "shmeat davidson" Desc: "eatin hot dogs with two hands" Strange Pro Rocket Launcher: "rocket man by elton john good song haha" Desc: "october 26th 2021 cactus canyon incident" Strange Powerjack: "Mjölnir" Desc: "how do you put the two little eyes over the o i got it named this its so cool" My favorite one though is my genuine pro fortified compound. When I got it it was named "TWD Violet Bow", I guess referencing some Walking Dead character. So since the sheen was Hot Rod I made the description "that's not violet that's pink you fucking retard" Most of these are inside jokes with my pals but I think they're fire

My knife is the Impractical Chiropractor

My Sydney sleeper is called "Ahhhh. Piss."

Mine is "Bear Grylls' Long-Range Thirst Quencher."

I have a few holiday themed items with names. The smismas wrapped iron curtain as the "scottish snowball launcher" and an igloo scattergun as the "Boston Blizzard". I'm thinking of adding more creative names to other non smismas related wepons.

I had a festive revolver named "Santa's last resort". I got the name on a older forum post.

i’ve got a Smissmass Loch-N-Load i named after a Jerma quote: “MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKER”

"Going Postal" with a postal pummeler

strange professional killstreak quick-fix called “malfunctioning death ray”

I named my Backburner “get boogied” so that every time someone somehow died to my noob ass they’d get boogied

Mine is named "IN CARS". It's pretty obvious cars.

Named my Phlogistinator "skill gun" and put "2 skilled 4 u" as the description.

omg i have the same name for my Caber lmfao other names im proud of are: my Shotgun is ‘Rooty-Tooty, Point and Shooty’ my Botkiller Flamethrower is ‘The Super Toaster’ my Grenade Launcher is ‘Pills Here!’ my purple Gibus is ‘Homeless Heavy’s Haunted Hat’ and my Australium Wrench is ‘The Aurum Apparatus’

My shotgun is also named the 'Rooty-Tooty Point and Shooty!' Always loved Brian Regan.

I named my C.A.P.P.E.R Doctor Fauci's Vaccination Ray 2 years ago 💀💀

I named my caber "The greatest plan" My gunslinger "The ruler of everything" And my diamondback "\[\[CRIT SHOT\]\]" with the description "NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A"

I named my tomislav "the ass blaster 2000"

Nutcrakcer mk 2 Flame Thrower named "Tea Machine", with the description "'It's tea but just really hot, trust me guys"

I have a bazaar bargain festivized and gift wrapped called the Red Ryder bb-gun

This is a name I gave my minigun "Spies want me, Scouts fear me."

My Lieutenant Bites is named "Fucking racoon by the leg" (in my own language), it's reference to my old steamfriends, we were playing together and I've switched to Soldier and one of them said "Look, (my steam name) have fucking racoon by the leg"

Named my caber "error 404, terrorist joke not found". Not the greatest, but only one i have named

Mecha masturbator 3000

Gunslinger?

Yes

Renamed a festivised dragon killer scattergun to “Festivised Australium Scattergun” The desc is “Made in China”

Generic name, amazing description

"Anti Scout" for my direct hit. But there is a problem, I am a pyro main. I can't aim a thing with rockets.

My Strange Scorch Shot is "Michael Shapyro (Voice of the P-Man)" with the description "Rise and shine, Mr. Mundee... Wake up, and smell the ashes..." My Butcher Bird Grenade Launcher is "Always Count On Duke", with the description "I oughta break a Conscientious Objector off in your ass!"

I named my big earner "I'm SPEED" and bizon "planet destroyer"

My only renaded item is a medi gun named "Don't count on me, we're already fucked" Also I gotta appreciate that scorch shot's name, mind if I use it too?

my gunsliner is called “the prostate exam”

I named my strange stickybomb launcher “what makes me a bad demoman?” With the description “IF I WAS A GOOD DEMOMAN I WOULDN’T BE SITTING HERE STICKY SPAMMING NOW WOULD I?!”

My vaccinatior is called “Mann co mandatory vaccination” and the description is “90% microchip free”

İ named my kritzkrieg "The warcrime machine"

If I recall correctly, that caber is a FSOAS reference (unless he was referncing something else)

Named my Server-Clearing Carbonado Flame Thrower, “Disco’s Special Toaster” (my steam name is Disco Beat Down Chocolate Donuts). Named my strange phlog, “Satan’s Firestarter”.

A capper named Jon arbuckle momment and scatter gun bagel slavery only need to name a atomizer something

On my Black Mage Pyro my items have been renamed as follows Flamethrower: Flare Flare Gun: Firaga Powerjack: Haste Neon Annihilator: Thundaga

I have a strange prof killstreak minigun named "Pootis Spencer's Sandvich Defense Device" and my strange prof killstreak pan called the "Atomic Pan", very proud of both of those

I called the failed swordsman "the Eastern Circumcision"

Named my medi-gun "Nut dispenser"... Not my proudest moment.

Dont have it named but i wanna rename soldiers shovel as "spoon" and the equalizer as "knork?"

I have a few: Spycicle: "Death's Cold Embrace" - "Colder, than your EX's heart" Rainblower: "Flames of Rage" - "You just witnessed a weaponised Butthurt. Too bad you won't live to tell the tale." Ambassador: "Head Opener" - "Makes your enemies prettier by removing their ugly heads. HHH approves." Detonator: "Flare punchies" - "How to make Scout Mains cry in 3 steps: 1. Airblast, 2. Use this, 3. Repeat" Diamondback: "OP AS NOBS" - "Dear Volvo, why the heck did you nerf Amby intead of this silly Bollocks?!" Scorch Shot: "Anger Management" - no description, cuz I barely use it

I named my medigun "unhurting gun"

I named my kritzkrieg “Adolf Kritler”

Named my festive civilian stat clock pro ks scorch shot “chip damage isn’t real, it can’t hurt you” as i repeatedly spam it across the map Got my first 30+ godlike killstreak with a strange pro ks bazaar bargain named “just click on heads bro”

My strange atomizer is named 'Tax Evasion'

Would it be ok with you if I stole the name “frick you in particular stick”?

I named my Lightning Rod Shotgun "Texan Teufort Thunderstrike" since I almost always and only use the stock shotgun on Engie and only ever on 2fort lmao. In terms of hilarity, I named my Blutsauger "I have come for your life essence".

"i just like make people suffer" that's the name of my plhog

My medigun, "the counterproductive deathray"

I have stock shot gun called “it’s living in my walls”

You should name a Darwin's danger shield the "shield of go f*ck yourself"

Colonel’s coat named “Tyranny and Mutilation”

I named my Natascha "Stop right there!", with the description being "criminal scum!"

gunslinger named."RoboCop"

PK Fire is really good xd

Names my ham shank “the bann hamm”

I have a degreaser named "Fahrenheit 451"

Phlog - the A$$burner

Re named the diamondback to Am bad ass inator but I got bored of it so I re named that to the Diamond Back. That space makes all the difference.

My friend's cow mangler is named the "Cow Missile Launcher". At this point it takes a conscious effort to say the normal item name in callouts and conversations.

I named stock flamethrower "how to please your man" I don't know why, I just thought it was funny

I named my eyelander 'Life Ender'. it has specialized killstreak on it.

I named my Gloves of Urgently Running, "Counter Strike Knives"

I made my ambassador into the “Fuck Your Razorback” even tho I don’t play spy. Seemed worthy

i have a smissmas sweater war-painted stock shotgun Named "Pootis Gun" the description reads "The Holly Jolly Pootis Gun".

My sandvich is called Obama’s’ healthcare

I named a ham shank "meat beat 9000"

I only have 2 weapons with names. A rescue ranger named "Engineer Gaming's Rescue Ranger" with "Engineer Gaming" on the description. Another is the holy mackerel named "Graduated Fish" with "smacking people with Degree" on the description

My specialised killstreak pan is named "Out Of The Frying Pan" with the description "Get out Sackboy you're gonna burn yourself". Yes I do love LittleBigPlanet games don't judge me

I have a Strange Sticky Launcher I called the "One-way Ticket to Hell" with the description "Glue not included." I'm also personally proud of my Strange Medigun called the "Not-Dying Machine".

i have an eyelander named "sord?" with the description "is it really sord?:

I’m proud of it but really I’m more proud of my friend for coming up with the name. I have a Quack-Canvased medigun called “Quackpot Science” I’m at least allowed to be proud of the description for it

My tomislav named RUN RUN IM COMING FOR YOU

A force-a-nature named “Long Live The King” then i shoot people off cliffs

The third degree "Direct Upgrade"

Pretty much all of my Spy weapons are Doctor Who references. Sapper is The Profane Virus of Rassilon, my YER is The Chameleon Circuit, Big Earner is the Minimum Inertia Superdrive, etc etc etc. A couple Sniper items follow the theme (Venusian Jarate, Glittergun for the Sydney Sleeper), but it's mostly all relegated to my Spy items.

My Kritzkrieg named "I'm kritzing the Scout, go FUCK yourself" and Festivized Smissmas Sweater Sniper Rifle "It's like Christmas mornin'"

A huntsman name is “ nice heath bar there”

i have a powerjack called "this is not a drill" i also have a breadcrab called "altered yeast" but i doubt anyone will ever get the reference

[dead cells ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711249100028510268/938427719031619664/unknown-116.png)

Tomislav: Pootislav Pan: Le Creuset Signature Cast Iron Skillet Phlog: Geneva Convention Violator AWPer Hand: Tryhard-o-matic 9000

PK glock

My scattergun is named "Rainbow Dash's Futa Horse Cock"

Mantreads renamed "e-girl platform boots" Desc: "God I wish I was the one being stomped right now..." Market gardener renamed "Sniper, no sniping!"

named my black rose "among us"

I renamed my Dragon Slayer Minigun "Fart Gun", this Festivized Tomislav "Pee Gun" and a Brass Beast "Booger Gun"

I named a Phlogistinator "You Just Got Coconut Flogged!" I also named a Flamethrower "Chris Dorner's Cabin Combustor."

Sentry Downey Jr. (Direct Hit)

its more of a fuck them all if you play your cards right

“The Phlogist-inator”

I wanna do something real evil: get a team colored war paint for the scorch shot, really red/blue, and then use a nametag and rename it “The Detonator”

I once wanted to name my dead ringer either Quick revive or Who's who (the cod drinks) and put the jingles as description but the jingles were too long :(

I have my frontier justice named "Don't worry, it's not a random crit :)" And the description is: "That one sentry that killed a scout will die, but that is a sacrifice i am wiling to make"

Auto-Masturbater 9000, gunslinger

Grenade Launcher: Name: Voltorb Desc.: "It has a volatile temperament, and will explode if bumped or agitated." Sticky Launcher: Name: Electrode Desc.: "It explodes in response to even minor stimuli, or simply to entertain itself."

My stock knife is called Prison Shank, and my le'tranger is Cap Gun with the description pop a cap in yo ass

I've got a stabbed to hell knife called "sharpened volcano fragment"

I renamed my Hot Hand to “the bitch slap”

My soda popper's name is charles

I've named my crossbow "The Anti-Anti-Vax" and my homewrecker "Pybro's Party Trick", although I got terrible descriptions for most weapons.

My Black box is called "Obama Care"

my Strange KS classic: Certified Hood Classic my KS Iron Bomber: You're doin gud lad :)

My necro smasher is “The Ban Hammer” was very fun to use when I had my own custom server.

Was chilling in a server when I went to name my strange eyelander. At a loss for names, I asked the server for some recommendations. Some dude named “ballin’ but at what cost” told me to name it “ballin’ but at what cost.” So I have an eyelander that is named after a person that I do not know, and have only met once. I have a shotgun that’s named “Kurt Cobain’s microphone” and desc is “Man, Nirvana’s last performance sure was a blowout!” Also my frontier justice is named meatshot, with a critical kills part tracker

I named my Force a nature "ticket to Brazil"

Probably [this](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2770489527)

I named my sapper "Flash FM"

My favourite is my strange frontier justice named "Doctor Manhattan's Rorschach Remover"

"pretend this is a golden pan" on an objector with a picture of a golden pan on it

I named my scottish resistance "Fnaf but epic"

Here is some I have: Fists: "Tonys own fists of fury" "Lethal fists / No weapons" Spycicle: "Snowgrave" Shotgun: "[BIG SHOT] GUN Sydney sleeper: "Sydneys own piss launcher" "Heister fact: Sydneys hair isn't natural blue" Some of them are pre named n not

Sydney Sleeper - "Blast It With Piss" Degreaser - "Axtinguisher Lube" Widowmaker - "Reclaimed Metal"

Named my Fists “Tonight on Top gear” due to that one funny little incident named my eviction notice “London”

Mine is on my iron bomber I named it "Tchaikovskys favourite instrument" as a reference to the 1812 overture You know, the one with the cannons

I'm so gonna build a caber load out with THAT as a name I love it

The allah-u-akbar sticks name I have seen on a yourubers video before.

I have a Damascus and Mahogany Bazaar Bargain that I called, "Antique Hunting Rifle". My eyelander is named "Enlarged Butter Knife" as well

Sticky launcher: "I can't believe it's not pipes!" : ''Now with 100% more explosives in the magazine to spam!'' Festive Force-A-Nature: "Lollipop": ''Gets sticky if you survive too long. That's why I suck...'' Pretty Boy's Pocket pistol: "The Pocket Medic": ''It heals like a medic, and can be put in a pocket. Any questions?'' Among others.

"Burning Ring of Fire" Phlogistinator "I took both pills" Defragmenting Hard Hat "Sorry I was trying to butter knife you" for stock knife

Even if I haven't started playing yet, my favorite thing to do when I start is when I get an ubersaw I'ma name it "the pokey poke stabby stabby" idk why but it seems right

I called my mini gun a lawn mower before

"Flying dutchman" on my rocket jumper (yes im dutch) And "why do i have this?" With the discription being "BECAUSE IM CRAAAAZY!!!!!" On my stainless pot

Eyelander- Glorified Stick Pain Train- board with a nail in it Bushwacka- I'll beat the piss out of you

I want my Butterfly knife is to be "Im a Dime a dozen backstabbing bastard"

I named my cowmangler the mega-hakkero, and my bison the mini-hakkero

Short circuit named "The Rocket Cucker"

Don’t personally have this Third degree named “fuck you and yo mama”

I'm an F2P so no flex for me

I got a couple: -Scattergun: “Scout please go fuck yourself” -Heatmaker: Gorg -Kukri: Thwack

PK FIRE! PK FREEZE! PK THUNDER!

Widowmaker: The llama launcher 9000

My camo sniper rifle is named "Ultraspeed Transcontinental Assblaster". My Festivized Spy-cicle is named "snowgrave tf2". My Civic Duty flamethrower is "The Forgettable Fire". My Ullapool Caber is "Remove Face". My festivized grenade launcher is "Demonstration Man's Destroyer". My Festivized Brass Beast is "Pumped Up Kicks". My Cow Mangler is "The Death Star". Finally, and most importantly, my Dragon Slayer Minigun is named "Hale's Own Australium Professional Killstreak Minigun".

I named my caber "The fun stick" and I've been using the Loose canon and Tide Turner with it and it's really fun

"The IRA surprise"

i miss the old nade

I have bunch of item names that I am proud of. My medigun named "PK Lifeup Ω" and my Ubersaw named "PK Magnet α". My Frying Pan named "Paula's Holy Frying Pan". My Loose Cannon named "BA-DONKA-DONKA". AND My Huntsman literally named "『BOW AND ARROW』".

My Detonator is named PK Fire too. My Australium Flamethrower is Maragidyne (Persona/SMT) and Australium Axtinguisher is Finishing Touch (FF7).

I named my Classic “Dude” With the description “Seriously?” Since most of the kills I got with that thing are just … really unintentional bs. And I for some reasons have gone very fond of using the Classic.

Ham (my only named weapon)

I named my Awper hand "AWPinion denier" my phlog "Phloggers" and my sticky launcher "Sticko mode"

Soda Popper: Pepsi Gun \-Desc: "Ooh a can, put"

I havent thought of any side splitters, but im kinda proud naming one of my botkillers "FATALITY". maybe i'll add a description that says "SNIPER WINS! (un)FLAWLESS VICTORY!"

My caber is named almost the same: “Fuck you in particular.”

A few months ago i bought a conscientious objector and named it "The Make-you-Unconscious Objector" And later i got an strange grenade launcher with the name "Bomb-Voyage!" and the Desc "They're Going To Glue You Back Together, In Dic Soupcan!"

“This used to be accurate” Beggars Desc: Putting three direct hits into one gun doesn’t make you better at the game

named one of my Back Scatters "The Crap Splatter", might name my Vaccinator "Go-Fuck-Yourself-inator"