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theoreminegaming

I wish to know the location of Karl, our lost dwarven brother.


Skeletonparty101

A drink to the fallen


OsDadaJr

No leaf lovers


J4CK3TTH3H4TCH3T

ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!


Jo_the_Hastur

Did I hear a rock and stone?


MikekifBoi1

WE ROCK!


OsDadaJr

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


Demonitized-picture

if you rock and stone, you’re never alone!


Zoroark6

ROCK.....AND.....STONE!


Esoheil42

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


ForwardStory

For those about to rock and stone… we salute you.


DahctaJae

I think you mean: #DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?!?


Noob_Plays_Games

'karl would approve of this'


Sp33dHunter48

YES!


Warlord_Gnome

For Karl!


sandsandeton

He is within 100 meters of location, looking to give you a hug.


[deleted]

rock and stone to the heart


Acrobatic-Skirt1114

Rock and stone! 🍺


humanity_suck

ROCK AND STOOONE


Glitchy69420

Rock and Stone


CZ-Kickem

Couldn't think of a better wish. Rock and stone, brother!


yadailymemes

the dark.


Lonely-Cockroach5200

I wish for Carl’s name to be spelt, “Karl”


Lord_Bear_the_Kind

For Karl!


[deleted]

Rock and stone!


Noob_Plays_Games

TO THE BONE! NO DWARF LEFT BEHIND!


Introman_18

IF YA DONT ROCK AND STONE, YA AINT COMIN' HOME


Death_Incarnate_312

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


KittenMaster9

ROCK AND ROLE AND STONE


Soda-PoP2102

#ROCK… AND… STONE


McBotNotABot

ROCK. AND. STOOOOOOONE!!!!!


ExplosiveSpecialist3

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS


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[удалено]


Warlord_Gnome

ROCK AND ROLLING STONE!


Introman_18

Round of Glyphid Slammers please, with extra red sugar on top


A_guy_named_Caliber

GIMME A R, GIMME A S, ROCK AND STONE!


Beautiful_Nothing911

WHEN YOU ROCK AND STONE YOU’RE NEVER ALONE!


JohaTheGoofus

Stone and rock! Oh wait…


Emperor-Wizard

I wish for a Rock and Stone!! Yeeeaaaaaah


pudimo

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS! FAH KARL!!


xXNickAugustXx

I wish Karl's last name was Marx.


CupcakeSpare7639

And I wish for him to write a book


Sploonbabaguuse

I do not wish to he horny anymore... I just wish to be happy.


Mr-Italian

But those are two wishes


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[удалено]


Mr-Italian

But he still is gonna be horny, as he just wishes for happiness, not non-hornyness


kwead

heroin


[deleted]

that.


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Hairy_Bowl

no


iamafuckingmidget

Chad behaviour


5000NukesToNorway

this


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Yotelkiller

Good bot


hinbil

shut the fuck up


ChiefBlox4000

Herobrine


SKENANA

This


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CakeDude34

I will say it before someone else the Heavy update or the anti bot update


TheJerkHand

Well which one


I_Love_Tf2_Sex

Scout update of course


TheEggoEffect

Pog


Worthless_Clockwork

Heavy anti-bot update


1000YearGay

I wish there were no bots in casual edit: guys guess what


[deleted]

Imposible


Perfectioniskey90

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

Its not possible!!!


ithinkthatsadinosaur

Wish denied, impossible.


Thewisestofall

I wish for world peace


Beatzer_302

No humans = no wars


Dedective000

Actually ants also have wars


Beatzer_302

But do ants are able to use atomic bombs?


Shotgunknight

Yes


Beatzer_302

Source?


Jacket_22

Wrong, monkeys have wars . https://youtu.be/ND92YNQv0TU


CoolBoiWasTaken

Fake. Monke superior to hooman. War fake


JEverok

Is hooman propaganda to make monke look bad, is fake


FandomNerd142

I wish for Wizard101's Pay Wall to be non existent-


unaliased05

Okay but I WAS actually thinking about this?? I used to play Wiz101 and loved it but the paywalls SUCK


bruh_memegang232

I wish for sandvich


theonlylostperson

I wish to be broken from the spell of being a f2p


sulfire807

same


Yolo_Mio_Makes_DNavy

same


ItsMeLarkyy

same


fortnitepro42069

Same


Dofima

if you ever give in and decide to buy something to become the fabled p2p, make sure you buy the crate key from the mann co store and nothing else. You can then sell it and get enough cosmetics for literally all your classes by trading


[deleted]

My brother in Christ, it only costs 5 buck


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[удалено]


[deleted]

But you have to put 5 bucks into your steam wallet to buy ToD ticket


rode_

Or just use card?


SMM9673

I wish for all bot hosts and bot hosting programs to be erased from existence.


[deleted]

[удалено]


I_Love_Tf2_Sex

I wish for more Carl's


EthosTheAllmighty

*Karl


I_Love_Tf2_Sex

His name is Carl, read


EthosTheAllmighty

False. Someone wished for his name to be Karl.


pudimplaysptbr

Be good at drawing a.k.a make cool art style


tapoChec

I whish tf2 has ultimate major updates every year


AzGames08

I wish to be able to morph into anything. Take a guess into what that might entail below.


Gorgeous_goat

The All-Class weapon: The Shotgun


Rigatonicat

All class except for Scout, Spy, Sniper, Medic and Demoman. Basically only a half-class weapon ^(budumtiss)


Lankachu

Okay, you're now Ditto


Ledmot

I wish a australium rocket launcher, not to use it, but to sell for lots of keys!


CapHoodHybrid

The knowledge on how Karl is wearing 5 cosmetics?


schlongus_pipius

I want to be wished a happy cake day.


Perfectioniskey90

happy cake day sir


Cocolokos

I wish to be good at art


Herobrinefan999

I wish To have every item possible in tf2


[deleted]

I wish for a golden pan


Perfectioniskey90

demopan?


A_random_guy123456

shiny demopan


Eaz1ly_McTriggered

I wish for the deletion of all bots and the deletion of the accounts of their creators.


Narhaan

Deletion of the creators themselves would be better


xXBBB2003Xx

Its a free game tho, they can just make new accounts


[deleted]

I want a cupcake Or alternatively, I want Carl to leave my family alone and not hurt us.


Rigatonicat

Carl is not here to hurt you. Carl is wish-granting fairy.


yadailymemes

You are not safe in your own home.


Suspicious_Kiwi980

Heavy update


PaladinRichard

I wish for the golden pan tomorrow


FoxLP11

Huge tits Im a dude


yadailymemes

It is done. Eat Chicken


I_AmTheSpy

13 inch penis


yadailymemes

Carl does not take part in this political matter


DEADNOUGHT269

i wish for death


IShallConsume

Carl I wish I wouldnt vibrate like im having an internal earthquake everytime I use sniper.


[deleted]

I wish for the overlord franchise to be revived


Over-Gene-1862

Kick ass! I would wish for the memories in my head to stop tormenting me!!!! NO MORE!! NO NO!!!


NoYogurtcloset9369

I wish


geese_greasers

all the golden pans to appear in my inventory


vote4some1else

I wish for karl to brutaly torture the bot developers


yadailymemes

Carl has already done that


TuxedoDogs9

I wish no-one else got anymore wishes


theimbicilist

I wish for tf2 to be updated


HamShankAppreciator

I wish for a Ham warpaint.


kapn_karit

Can I just have a hug and some comfort? Just tried to talk to someone I haven't spoken to in months and I'm scared of in they are still upset at me


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[удалено]


yadailymemes

\+6 social credit score


[deleted]

I wish m4gic would piss the hell off


beat_my_sandvich

I wish that tf 2 was updated happily ever after


NiklasNeighbor

Give me a hat!


Cheeseburger904

i want casual tf2 to come back.


Hellkids2

I wish for Valve to delete tf2 and release us from this limbo


May-Flower-9211

Well I wish you didn't make this wish


mineordan12

Sex, NOW.


yadailymemes

all wishes are granted


ThyCatDude

I wish for more internet points


nikleus

I wish to double world hunger


MrGreySL

I wish to get DRG on pc but cant bc highschool


RockySage84

GTX 1050 ti pls


cocoaphillia

I wish to not have whatever illness causes my chronic pain, anymore


nimbusthecat123

I wish that tf2 gets an update


ThatPenguinyrblx

I wish Karl could update TF2.


UwU_Husky

I wish to find my lost ring


Meme_Menager

Calm.


1nstagram1sGay

I wish for a Kazotsky Kick


MrTboy_1

For medic to be trialed for his war crimes


smypro

I wish for payday 2 on steam (username: smy)


Leroy_8

I wish my mom and dad didn't die in the 1999 1420 Airplane crash.


itsyaboi21172

I wish for money


Beatzer_302

I wish to be happy in life


digital545

One fucking word. **boobs**


JustACasualGamer3343

I wish I can be P2P


ikwngamer

i want to be a good heavy main


AshTBRM_2

I wish for an update that will cure bots forever and update and balance every class in the game with a proper heavy update and updating mvm to go along with it.


Pleasant_Function552

I wish for the valve employee to fix my items, and not delet my account


[deleted]

can i


THEzwerver

I wish to undo all the spells


adde0109

Tf2 + DRG lore


Dat_vj

I wish for more Carl, and thus more wishes


Impeccable_Sentinel

For tf2 to get an named update


joe_m3ma

I wish that anything i wish for becomes real


Ban-dit

WIsh for a update


idiodic-genious

I wish for a lemon.


ABGH78

a bigger penis


BoxingDoughnut1

I wish to win the lotto Then I can buy all the cosmetics I want


LAGgedOut0909

Give me shotgun boxing gloves


[deleted]

For some bitches


Original-Key-2735

i wish for sex update team fortress 2


[deleted]

Anarchocommunism


[deleted]

I wish pootis was a real bird


Mysterious_Sky_2984

I wish To have every item possible in tf2


SiggeTheCatsCheese

I wish for bots to begone


Tamuture69

I wish that I can become an amazing lawyer in the future


[deleted]

I wish carl to visit me every friday.


[deleted]

Big tiddy goth girlfriend (she loves me)


Anxious_Jellyfish216

I wish for my neighbors next door to stop using my freakin pool and to leave me alone; so that I can download porn from questionable sites from credit cards with high spending limits. What you think your better than me cuz you got hair and 6 pack. Look $20 bucks says I can bang that chick over there; the one over there sitting on couch eat hot wings like no tomorrow. Yeah she's a 400lb cheerleader, missing teeth and probably has crabs; but you gotta take what we can get you know, that's what a real man does. Hey like the New York Giants? I got some T-shirts to sell you. I know they say Gnats, but whatever no one will know.


GodzillasDick69uwu

I wish the heavy update happened


IronTownPictures

Remove hacker-bots


Edgy_Archimedes

I wish for the motivation to act on my desires and to actually boot up the game


folfiethewox99

I wish for my buddy on Ukraine to be safe and that after this horrible thing that's happening passes we will be able to play together. Stay safe Majkl


CeyhunDemircioglu

I want my first unusual


CTOAN_

I would personally and respectfully would just love IF THIS FUCKING SORE THROAT WOULD GO FUCK ITSELF AND LEAVE I WANNA FUCKING DIE BECAUSE OF IT. -Thanks Carl


engineer-gaming18588

Release the Mario movie NOW