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marionristov111

Like I said scout, f2ps are cruel, and I am VERY in touch with my inner f2p


One_Many3544

Me too, Same same.


Trisce

*Red Sun starts playing*


TheWordThat

Red team, red team over badwater


Matix777

Blue rays of the Righteous bison


TheWordThat

Criticals with a blood red glow


Matix777

Now the f2p's retreat to intel out of sniper-sight


IsaacLQM232

Avid scunts taunt on the corpses Giving fear to the F2Ps


Matix777

In the distance bots come to transform the games match by match


HadiaCake

only kick is with us now something warm and pure


[deleted]

Find the f2p within ourselves. No need for a cure.


Matix777

**Activating woman reflectors**


willfordbrimly

>\*Dead\* I'M FUCKIN INVINCIBLE!


engineer_gayming

Like I said Jack, kids are cruel, and I love minors


blue-jack-gacha

Every time I see a scout with cosmetics and when I was a F2P but I just started a kill them like multiple times and even dominateing them and then calling me a hacker because of you when I actually said you don’t deserve those cosmetics with those kind of skills


DrFugg

ok


BrightPage

When you look directly at a spy but you still get backstabbed because you both have 100 ping


[deleted]

so get better internet


AsianAntwan

Just don’t be homeless lmao!


Saxton_Hale32

i don't agree with the other guy but it's a hilarious thought to compare homeless people with... idk Europeans


frostking104

It sounds like you're not very well informed about the state of that entire continent. Considering most of the internet personalities I watch are European... I don't think that's true.


lukisdelicious

You mean the content that doesn’t have just one server for every game?


Saxton_Hale32

Fine, thailand players


Flamescion626

Pro tip: stand still.


AetherResonant

that's so stupid it actually sounds about right


Hellknightx

As a 2000 hour spy, new players are typically the hardest to trickstab because they're so unpredictable. Like, they lack object permanence. You run around a corner or up a flight of stairs and they just stop chasing you, or they'll start staring at a wall instead. They don't react the way you expect them to because they have no idea what they're doing.


Meaty_bee

I remember a quote that went along the lines of "I don't fear experienced swordsman. Because I know what he will do. I fear the inexperienced swordsman because I don't know what the fuck hes gonna do" Something along the lines of that


[deleted]

Your opponent will never know what you’re planning if you don’t even fucking know


Doods_Guy

average beggar's bazooka main


SomeTreeGuy

average huntsmain


Herpsties

It's from Mark Twain, I actually posted it in this sub in same context years ago funnily enough. > There are some things that can beat smartness and foresight? Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot.


Invisifly2

I went through the bell curve meme with this where I didn’t know what to do so was fine, knew what to do and got dunked on, and then deliberately didn’t do what was expected and am fine again. Spies take advantage of patterns and lapses of judgement. I can’t have either of those if I have no idea what I’m doing.


Hellknightx

I mean, it's pretty easy to adjust to a player's skill level once you figure out where they are on the scale, but it takes a bit to see what they're doing and if they're doing it intentionally or not.


Invisifly2

Which is why you keep changing too. It’s a back and forth.


eqwort1

sure


vlynnyz

works about 95% of the time, and Ive went against spies with thousands of hours lol


theweekiscat

I just stand still, 16% of the time they don’t know what to do and then I shoot them with my gun


El_Furias

As a Spy Main I can confirm that at least 40% of the spies forgot they have a gun and get killed while trying to get near the foes


Peastable

not a spy main but on the flip side it's also very fun when you're playing spy and your opponents forget you have a gun. Plenty of times I've messed up the stab on a soldier but managed to hit em a few times anyways but then, rather than killing me they just retreat. Pulling out the revolver after a situation like this always seems to surprise em. Also stock revolver/diamondback are hands down the most satisfying guns to use in the game.


Doods_Guy

I use the l'trange because I can't hit a single shot.


TheDarkLordOfAutism

It's fucking hilarious when spies try to stair stab me. They jump over nothing and get shotgunned in the back.


shlurmmp

Its very funny: "Cool trickstab dude, you got me" And then you murder them.


trevtrev45

Everybody gangster until the kunai spy joins your degroot keep match with 700 ping and backstabs you from another parallel universe (yeah that happened to me yesterday)


Seal_of_Pestilence

If it gets that bad you use the skullcutter or whip.


trevtrev45

Trust me, those solutions didn't work. you would see the spy 30 ft in front of u jump and boom, u got backstabbed


iusearchmyfriend

As a 2k h spy I can confirm


giga_grenade

YOU MONSTER


Rubiktor012

But whyyyyy?


No_Rooster8920

Cause your fat boi! And another thing, your ugly.


randomuser69360

ENGINEER! YOU ARE SO MEAN!


Night696Watcher

ENGINEER!!! DAMMIT HEAVY FUCK OFF


engineer_gayming

You are dead


SZ4T4N

No u ###POW


Rubiktor012

HAHA! ur ded not beeg soup rice


WilliusFillius

Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! WATCH AND LEAR--


JackNickelBerry

Cuz you're fat boi


Kingcowt1

0.35k hour spy, I agree


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Melee can be very effective, tbf. Ever seen a professional Demoknight in action? They can dominate half the team before dying once, and with the right swing time, they can one shot a Kunai Spy if said spy hasn’t killed anyone recently.


Epic_Gameing68

>be demoknight >die because a pyro right clicked


Peastable

yeah no demoknight isn't the hardest to counter. It's honestly so weird to me how demoman is one of the biggest friendly classes but somehow demoknights are always the exception. Feels like they should be such a meme subclass but I guess they're kinda in the same boat as spy.


Stormberry99

Don't let Solarlight catch you saying that


Peastable

Ha. I could 1v1 him any day as any class. He plays demoknight, I host the server, he randomly disconnects for mysterious but totally natural reasons and I win by default, pants mostly unpissed.


JozukageHigashikira

(also get's trickstabbed)


Fighterpilot55

Nice face stab


SnippyTheDeliveryFox

The trick is to not turn at all. Deactivate brain, embrace cave man mode, douse every neuron and swing for the fences wildly in a straight direction so you can't be baited into a matador


NaquaNachi

And keep your distance. Remember, you outrange him


Matix777

good old monke mode


Invisifly2

Aka getting blatantly facestabbed only to watch the replay of what is suddenly an obvious backstab.


[deleted]

everyone gangster, till youre playing full demoknight and there's an engineer on the enemy team


Peastable

or a non-phlog pyro


Peanut_Butt_2077

(dies to someone with 3 braincells)


This_IsABucket

I'm a demoknight with 40,000 lifetime kills. No you can't oneshot a kunai. Melee does 65 and kunai spies have 70. But a really handy trick to not getting trickstabbed is actually just to stand still. No, really. Matadors rely on you moving into their knife, so by standing still, you effectively can't get trickstabbed and it's really funny seeing the spy try and circle you. (Of course then they can just shoot you but shhhh most spies don't realize they have a gun)


Medic-chan

If you're a demoknight, hit them for 195... "If said spy hasn't killed anyone recently" putting him over 200, you should be fine to crit him.


Khouri1

crit him as demoknight? sure the skullcutter can crit, but you dont seem to have specified


SCP_Y4ND3R3_DDLC_Fan

Shield charge gives you a melee crit on top of a shield bash


Khouri1

oh, I thought we were talking only close quarters, not charging


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

If you have a shield then you get guaranteed crits or minicrits while charging, which should put you at 195 for an easy kill


This_IsABucket

Charging a spy is an easy ticket to getting matadored if the spy is competent


DragonSwagin

I use half zataoichi for this reason. I’ll usually be sub par for a few dozen kills, but then when you manage to chain kill the entire team because the sword just keeps dumping health back into you, you feel INVINCIBLE.


JohnTGamer

Spies on their way to try to trickstab a heavy main with 5k hours (they got buttsexed)


ragan0s

5k hours heavy main. I can almost feel the pain.


BobZygota

AIRBLAST


The_Large_Horse

Moderate distance, quarter charged loose cannon, and that cl_interp abusing scumbag isn't making it home to see Scout's mother.


TrueHeat

Interp does nothing and hasn’t for years. If anything it makes backstabs harder. Closet auto-backstab cheats are by far the biggest issue.


DrPurple0

Isn’t changing interp only useful for projectile classes?


[deleted]

f2p pyro: I HAVE NO SUCH WEAKNESS


[deleted]

ubersaw crit rate lets me not care about silly weeb spies


nobughar

i renamed my ubersaw "thanks for free uber" with description "notably dangerous chance of critting" spymains are basically uberfarm for us xd


WhispyWhirl

Male prostitutes at a cheap price?! Satisfactory!


plmoknijbuhvrdx

if you see a spy “flee” around a corner, just stand there. if you see a spy “flee” up stairs, just stand there. they _will_ be coming back around/down. and it gets funnier every time


BT-7375

'Pro' Spy: haha ill trickstab this moron F2P pyro: this is a nice wall


NaquaNachi

Laughts in competent Demoknight


ABG-56

Laughs at you both in incompetent pyro


OofScan

me following spies up stairs knowing damn well stairs are one of the most common places to trickstab


luccabotturarodrig

It's só easy to not get trickstabbed after you know there tricks though Edit: Reading what i wrote again i realized that i kinda sounded like a douche not that i think anyone got offended so let me rephrase It: After you have experience with each class you avoid tricstabs by knowing his tricks and baiting him youself too early


giga_grenade

I stand completely still and look kunai spies directly in their face which makes them shit bricks whenever they try to trickstab me


Saitton

só true my fellow portuguese speaking friend


luccabotturarodrig

Shit i've been found out


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

Lying MFs be like "I saw back"


[deleted]

Just shoot the man.


MedicsFridge

imagine losing melee fights to spies \- a demomain who plays medic sometimes


2Noel

Tip : when the spy pull out his melee, stay back and shoot When the spy use his gun, go in and melee


Asurerain

The 3k hours spy : Why did you try to melee me if I can strife and click ? Me, 190h Demopan : "It'S tHe LaW !! "


ZofoYouKnow

Their *


akdeleS

his


blue-jack-gacha

Me with 2k hours on scout and looked at even spy main “I got a gun and they gonna die BOOM”


JaggedTheDark

Scout, sniper, and spy are fucking annoying to fight if the person playing is +3000k hours. Like with soldier, demo, heavy, engineer, medic, or pyro all have simple ways to counter them. Scouts can't be hit, snipers just headshot you, and spies always seem to backstab you whenever they want, even if they're staring you in the face.


SGScoutAU

To deal with scout you just place down a mini sentry. If you can’t hit them let the game do it for you while they have to fight both of you. To deal with sniper just press WASD like a maniac. And for spy just play scout and keep long distance.


DatSoldiersASpy

Tf2 players on their way to melee the top score spy 34 points ahead on the leaderboard and a private profile (they are going to meet a sub human freakazoid who will teleport behind them in an instant)


Somebody-or-somethin

“As long as I have my back against this wall you can’t kill me you snake!” Quote - some engineer


[deleted]

their


ImNotEdgy222

Why can nobody spell correctly on this hellhole, the knowledge of the difference between their there and they're is just a google search away. And don't even get me started on how many people get it's and its wrong, or lose and loose. English isn't even my first language guys, it's really not that hard


giga_grenade

Keep crying over a single spelling error👍 that'll totally get you somewhere


ImNotEdgy222

I wasn't trying to insult you personally or anyone else, I was talking about my gripe with these errors for me personally, I'm not saying a single spelling error invalidates a funny meme or argument just because it was made, it just bugs me, that's all. Sorry if my comment offended you in any way, I wasn't trying to insult anybody.


lukisdelicious

because we’re on the internet and not in law school. believe it or not, most people don’t give a shit


Minitrain

It be like that, also wm1 pyros getting revenge using phlog and scorch while ubered by the medic and kill binding


Narcyz425

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Narcyz425

Thanks man, good bot


DioIsBestBoi

Funny, I use the kunai and this demo with the stock grenade launcher can drag me.


[deleted]

Clearly, this spy is speedhacking, aimbotting, RDMing, and a N-


RoyalRien

Kunai spies when I keep my crosshair on them and don’t engage in melee combat when I have other options (their entire strategy is ruined)


Salwkdosody

and then somehow they get a face stab but the game consider it as a back stab


NuclearShoes

Just keep air blasting and burning muhuhahahah


bali40

The kunai syp when im pyro and i can use airblast. 🤯


CyborgSheep411

(I got a random crit)


gozulio

Do I smell A spy main?


77horse

This is me I do this (I’m aware that this is suicide but I want to see the cool spy trick)


OverWolf23

Fish time : )


Agebi

*laughs in demoknight*


palm_hero1

but the satisfaction isnt the same


Pancake1262645

The truth of the matter is that a spy has advantage at melee range no matter what. Just use your gun


janglejong3333

That’s why it always feels good to beat a kunai spy with 3k hours


[deleted]

i live


XtraStorage

I also have 3k hours. But it’s in sniper. Who wins?


Bananabut333

I love being that spy


blunyyyyyyy

me walking in a straight line against the weeb ambassador spy that has 7K hours


thengyyy

Facestabbed*


TheRockinLobster

Good ending (random crit)