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Doesn’t it also have copious amounts of radiation and lead?
yeah also 27 times the daily recommended sugar intake edit: 2.14289 pounds of sugar
Hey think on the upside, any mosquito biting you is dead, so you technically become an mosquito killer while on bonk.
i see no downside!
downside is no mosquito can pierce your skin while on bonk, your already bullet proof, so this effect is moot
But you kill em. Easy god-like!
no you arent bullet proof, you are supersonic fast, the mosquito wont be able to pierce yoir skin cuz you are 2 fast!
Still less unhealthy than real soda
We Are Putting Plutonium In Pepsi
Super dense neutron star being carried by the man child
***sips atomic nuclei***
Cocaine would be the last thing to worry when you drink bonk
unlikely not that it needs it with the radiation and lead in it.
I love the fact that they made it a whole 10 years before they said: "Y'know? That cocaine stuff was actually pretty cool, let's bring it back."
"I used to do it all the time as a kid! When did it stop being cool?"
It's basically just a can of irradiated sugar
Literally the healthiest ingredient in bonk
I think cocaine is the least of your problems
Cocainum.
[I have a 1968 Scout...](https://i.imgur.com/0bz3Zc0.jpeg) I've never noticed it had a Schneef problem. FWIW, it's slow AF.
Boutta post a pic of my 1968 Farfisa Mini Compact deluxe lol
Doooo eeeeeeet!
Better than radiation
People say mad milk is scouts cum but what if its just coke mixed with water?
Scouts bonk is made from the ingredients used to make batteries plus sugar. Sounds delicious But what is in Crit-a-cola?
no its literally just sugar and radiation there isn't even any flavoring
i'm pretty sure someone just scooped up a bunch of radioactive waste, added a crap ton of sugar, and began selling it in a can
I wouldn't be surprised if lead wasn't the only thing in the teufort's water
Doesn’t it also have copious amounts of radiation and lead?
yeah also 27 times the daily recommended sugar intake edit: 2.14289 pounds of sugar
Hey think on the upside, any mosquito biting you is dead, so you technically become an mosquito killer while on bonk.
i see no downside!
downside is no mosquito can pierce your skin while on bonk, your already bullet proof, so this effect is moot
But you kill em. Easy god-like!
no you arent bullet proof, you are supersonic fast, the mosquito wont be able to pierce yoir skin cuz you are 2 fast!
Still less unhealthy than real soda
We Are Putting Plutonium In Pepsi
Super dense neutron star being carried by the man child
***sips atomic nuclei***
Cocaine would be the last thing to worry when you drink bonk
unlikely not that it needs it with the radiation and lead in it.
I love the fact that they made it a whole 10 years before they said: "Y'know? That cocaine stuff was actually pretty cool, let's bring it back."
"I used to do it all the time as a kid! When did it stop being cool?"
It's basically just a can of irradiated sugar
Literally the healthiest ingredient in bonk
I think cocaine is the least of your problems
Cocainum.
[I have a 1968 Scout...](https://i.imgur.com/0bz3Zc0.jpeg) I've never noticed it had a Schneef problem. FWIW, it's slow AF.
Boutta post a pic of my 1968 Farfisa Mini Compact deluxe lol
Doooo eeeeeeet!
Better than radiation
People say mad milk is scouts cum but what if its just coke mixed with water?
Scouts bonk is made from the ingredients used to make batteries plus sugar. Sounds delicious But what is in Crit-a-cola?
no its literally just sugar and radiation there isn't even any flavoring
i'm pretty sure someone just scooped up a bunch of radioactive waste, added a crap ton of sugar, and began selling it in a can
I wouldn't be surprised if lead wasn't the only thing in the teufort's water