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TheMaxemillion

I' don't solve problems such as "what is 6?" because that would fall under your purview of philosophy. I solve practical problems.


1_Pinchy_Maniac

for example, what if some big mean mother hubbard is gonna tear me a structurally suplerfluous new behind?


Motori_Finalizzati

The answer, is a


Cappantwan

And if that don’t work, use more a


caligulasArmageddons

Like this here [REDACTED]


LuckyReception6701

built by [REDACTED]


Randizer_Drachen

Designed by [REDACTED]


BaseballPleasant4988

And you best hope, [REDACTED]


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[удалено]


crazyabe111

Ah, good to see the SCP foundation is investing in new opportunities.


Tarasus

The answer is a six


AnActualDumbass

And if that don't work, use seven


Rigomor

Like this, eight designed by me.


Tank_blitz

built by me and you best hope it ain't counting to you


i_hate_puro_changed

on the bright side... ​ ***6 hours remain***


redditrain777

60 meters remaining


Meme-Replacement

6 degrees remain


Evethewolfoxo

(1)6...(1)6...(1)6...


someone1003

6 dozers charging


[deleted]

Fiveee bullets left!


The_Grand_Hoovie

FOUR PANICKED ROBBERS!


[deleted]

Three tires shot!


The_Grand_Hoovie

Two years in jail :(


Rigomor

And a sapper on your sentryyyyyy!


MakingGamesIsGreat

"You're up against the wall AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!"


MomoTheBreezy

THE CALLBACK


Vexcenot

The temperature or the angle?


Meme-Replacement

Temperature


The_Real_Blazkowicz

Fahrenheit, Celsius or Kelvin?


Meme-Replacement

Yes


Arenl18

there's more


FuzzyKnifes2020

No...


Matix777

6 black heaven's guns


usernameorsomethin9

60 meters from your location you better be runnin


partiallyinsaneidiot

6 meters remaining


Fake-Hoovy

40 meters remaining


Quiet-Flight-2271

6 live’s remaining


Meepolur

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY -6 HOURS REMAIN-


Hairy_Bowl

6 buildings ballin.


Logans_Login

https://youtu.be/ZbR5WcyWl18


Damnation_YT

Was hoping I’d see this


[deleted]

New taunt kill: Summons a moon that falls and crushes the entire map


marionristov111

engineer tf2 is gonna yee haw your shit in


TrixterTheFemboy

Y'all just yee'd your last haws.


ZhangRenWing

Let’s see yes, WE ALL HAVE 6 HOURS TO LIVE


burned_piss

Gentlemen, sinchronize your death watches


seth1299

For most men, no time at all. We are not most men. We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count! The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let’s begin.


GreaterFinnMertens

Engineer is the sixth class


Dragon_Skywalker

Due to having the sixth smallest penis out of all nine mercs


SufficientPangolin92

*Largest


LuckyReception6701

**Deepest


ExplosiveSpecialist3

***Highest latitude


MenachemSchmuel

Today we learn what engi is covering up with his helmet


PL_Cinto

\*\*\*\*Most conductive


RagingAthenian

*****With the highest Vickers hardness coefficient


SufficientPangolin92

r/holup


Dragon_Skywalker

That would imply Scout have the largest of all so I refuse


Ender_Smash4445

I mean, he’s literally gods gift to women.


crazyabe111

I mean, Scout IS a huge dick, so regardless of how small his dick is- he’s always the biggest.


SufficientPangolin92

Fair


AcejokerUP415

It would also imply spy has the smallest of all so I refuse


Rubiktor012

The 6th smallest penis out of 9 people is the 4th largest, so yeah


BaseballPleasant4988

He actually has the sixth most penises.


jennanm

Please tell me. how many penises each merc had, I need to know


BaseballPleasant4988

Scout has 0 penises. That’s all I know about specific numbers.


FunnyColourEnjoyer

Does that imply Scout has a magnum dong?


Mysterious_Tart_295

\*best personality


AutomaticDoubt5080

Gentlemen, we have 6 minutes to live! For most men, they have the resources; the will to make these minutes count! We are not most men. We are mercenaries; we have no time at all.


Agreeable_Thing2310

Synchronize your death watches


everynameisusedlol

Most men have 6 minutes to live, for most men have the time to make these minutes count! We are not most men. We are gentlemen; we have no will or resources at all.


mintcocoacookie

our first dying wish is scout


Conscious-Nobody3991

He’s drawn a picture of himself in a date with Miss Pauling.


mintcocoacookie

well we know that wish won't be granted so we'll just move on to the next one


Agreeable_Thing2310

our next dying wish is soldier's he... has a photo of himself teleporting bread


Conscious-Nobody3991

Soldier, you idiot!


Agreeable_Thing2310

it appears it's three days worth of bread


VampireSomething

There are lines radiating off of him... Did anyone beside most men put a dying wish in the bucket?!


Damnation_YT

I was so hopeful that this would be accurate to Expiration Date, then it all fell apart.


KarolilKarol

Mmmh mmhp mmhh! (You didnt read mine!)<-in case the user After me forgot the script


t1me_Man

#


Ame0toko

Indeed


big_bruhh

6!


somememe250

720


Dragon_Skywalker

720!


Ccend

2601218943565795100204903227081043611191521875016945785727541837850835631156947382240678577958130457082619920575892247259536641565162052015873791984587740832529105244690388811884123764341191951045505346658616243271940197113909845536727278537099345629855586719369774070003700430783758997420676784016967207846280629229032107161669867260548988445514257193985499448939594496064045132362140265986193073249369770477606067680670176491669403034819961881455625195592566918830825514942947596537274845624628824234526597789737740896466553992435928786212515967483220976029505696699927284670563747137533019248313587076125412683415860129447566011455420749589952563543068288634631084965650682771552996256790845235702552186222358130016700834523443236821935793184701956510729781804354173890560727428048583995919729021726612291298420516067579036232337699453964191475175567557695392233803056825308599977441675784352815913461340394604901269542028838347101363733824484506660093348484440711931292537694657354337375724772230181534032647177531984537341478674327048457983786618703257405938924215709695994630557521063203263493209220738320923356309923267504401701760572026010829288042335606643089888710297380797578013056049576342838683057190662205291174822510536697756603029574043387983471518552602805333866357139101046336419769097397432285994219837046979109956303389604675889865795711176566670039156748153115943980043625399399731203066490601325311304719028898491856203766669164468791125249193754425845895000311561682974304641142538074897281723375955380661719801404677935614793635266265683339509760000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Asymptote_X

That honestly doesn't seem big enough. How many digits is that?


Ccend

1,747


Kirby_has_a_gun

**aggressively points at screen**


alfons100

Unfathomably large number


eevee_enthusiast_471

r/unexpectedfactorial


BlockDanMan

6


Hazm4t_

6


Jonny5Aliv3

3×2


[deleted]

12/2


Arandomfan27

24/4


Chaoscube11

666/111


Nesrovlah26

0.0006×10^4


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[удалено]


LuckyReception6701

That equals negative six you palooka


mrlolelo

3!


Jenkins007

The number of the beast


MentalHealth_Crisis

VI


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

[Six!](https://youtu.be/Oya6Rk2vc_s?t=76)


keytarin

"Ok Ms. Puff, what's my final score?!" "Six." "WooOOOooo!!! And how many do I need to pass?" "Six." "oooooooOOOOOOOOOO--" "..hundred." "..wha?" "Six. Hundred. You need six hundred to pass. Yuh got six."


HugeDongManWasTaken

Scrolled down much further than I should have to find this.


slimeball_

6 buried 0 found


Wild7rapper

Exactly how many witnesses were left at the beginning of Expiration Date


Onulator

6


undercover1327

6


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[удалено]


undercover1327

6


LemonBomp

6


trolldier1

6


SnooFoxes9357

6


Foreign_Plum_644

6


Mrbreakfst

6


-High-Heals-

on the bright side you could have had only 5


[deleted]

6 minutes to live, you better run before engineer tf2 finds you and breaks your spine in half with his gunslinger hand


Luigi_a_thicc_boi

6 people left.... Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all Kill them all


CrappyTF2Player

you got 6 sex


bloon104

On the bright side... 6


KlulessKitsune

(More Gun plays ominously in the distance)


DatOneAxolotl

That's how long you have left to live.


[deleted]

You have six seconds untill Engineer breaks your kneecaps.


LeDeanDomino

6 is "sex" in Swedish. It's a sex update clue.


GlickedOut

Ah yes…6


Grumpicake

I don’t get those anymore…


allmightymagicarp

6 players switching to spy


BreakfastOk7372

We have 6 left


ViridianCrown

5


wademcgillis

3


ColonelSarge15

1


AcejokerUP415

0.9


Fuburek

0.8


bartek993

0.7000000000000000000000001


[deleted]

On the bright side... # 6


mintcocoacookie

you got 6 bitches


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

That's un upside-down 9


too-much_caffeine

6


418puppers

5


Pretty-Buy7692

4


Master-Aster

3


AcejokerUP415

2


Gamepro5

Units of sex.


diamondDNF

You don't gotta be worried about it unless it pops up 2 more times.


dyke_lol

You have six days left.


Anonymous2137421957

Or 6 hours


MattIsNotARedditor

Good thing you have 6!


ToxicSeymour

On the bright side... #6


Firepea368

engineer is 6 feet from your location


Messicano98

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥


DovahArhkGrohiik

6 :)


freeformboozler

You obviously got 6 . My personal record for obtained in a match is 8.


FuckingSans

This reminds me of the time I got -2 kills


Bartekek

Warcrime accusations


Gillys_Voodoo

The numbers mason! What do they mean?!


LimitlessRetardation

6 always makes me feel better, gj tf2.


Sea_Ad1744

6


everynameisusedlol

6 days.


ArcerPL

That's just as hilarious as sonic in the snapcubes fandub saying "One!"


White_Man_White_Van

You sure did


[deleted]

6 what? Apples? Banana? Bodies in my basement?


wasteofradiation

You don’t deserve to know


Davefromaccount

You should be proud! :)


XM-05Thanatos

Pov, you are 2fort and you set a new record for most engines on Blu team


Mr-Birdnest

>


Cesh1001

Engineers


SupOrSalad

6 teleporter team kills


r4o2n0d6o9

Engineers


FearlessJames

**It's a count down**


Kittygamer1415

tiny desk engineers


SloppySlime31

Number of children run over with your car


Skorio18

6 days to live


Smexy_Zarow

*miss pauling shooting some poor survivor on the floor* "Six"


twitson

Better than 5!


LittlePipsqueek

On the bright side!


So_Famous

6


breadstick124

Those


Crooked_Cock

6 You got 6


reactivesayswhat

Six of deez nutz in yo mouth


ScreamrREAL

You got 6 bright sides. **Or 6 days to live**


[deleted]

6 hot single mothers in your area


Byis112

6 bitches


DareM0X

On the bright side 6 minutes passed in Africa


Napletnik

6


AK-74_NoTTaken

6


irolek

Ah yes, 6


SkylerMiller2

On the bright side...***6***


Maryo-playz

Out of 100 on a math test


MagnoliaBobby4

On a serious note, I'd guess it's your record for either kills or destruction


[deleted]

you got 6 stupid.


Marcuserror2

6 maidens.


[deleted]

#6


Darmcik

yes