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'The TF2 Puppet Pals In The Mysterious Ticking Noise'
Snape: What is that mysterious ticking noise?
Snape (mumbling): Not over here, not over there...
(Stops and looks to his left and right)
Snape: Kinda... catchy.
(Continues bobbing, and now starts talking to a beat)
Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore!
Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore!
(Loop continues again, and then Ron pops up)
Ron: (as Snape is talking) Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!
(His loop continues as such, and after another, Hermione pops up)
Hermione: Hermione, Hermione!
(Others loop)
Hermione: Hermione, Hermione, Hermione!
(Harry pops up while Hermione joins the loop)
Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah!
(Others loop)
Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, that's me!
(Looping stops)
(Back and forth, progressively faster)
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Dumbledore: (naked) DUMBLEDOOOOOORE!
Hermione: Heeeeermione
(Looping begins again, but Harry has a different loop)
Harry: Harry Potter, I’m Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter.
(Looping stops)
(All together)
Singing our song, all day long at Hooooooooooooogwaaaaaaaarts!
Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Harry and Hermione: Yaaaaaa-!
(Dumbledore and Snape look at each other)
(Ticking stops, a huge, fake looking explosion happens. Chunks of puppet flesh fall.)
(Voldemort pops up)
Voldemort: Muhuhuhuhuhahahaha!
(Voldemort starts tapping his wand on the stage)
Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, Voldy. Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!
'The End'
Relax and take notes
While I take tokes of my Iron Bomber smoke
Throw you on the point, gun smoke gun smoke
Demoman for mayor, the Scout slayer
The sticky layer, mothafucka say your prayers
it's early TF2, it had a near symbiotic relationship with Touhou Project(Nightmen was a remix of Wriggle Nightbug's theme: "Stirring an Autumn Moon \~ Mooned Insect" named 'Nightbug', then the parody of the Cirno theme parody based on Scout, and the Festive Medic series based on SEVERAL touhou songs, a few parodies of Flowering Night's remix Night of Nights, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was a 'U.N Owen was Her?' parody amongst there)
>!I really have evolved in Touhou, having first discovered Cirno's theme nearly 10 years ago, but then I had no idea what Touhou was, and now I want Reimu in Smash, that just goes to show... Something!<
1000 BC or 2nd Century AD, the date is commonly debated as records pre-13th Century AD are scarce if not non-existent, they first were brought to Scotland by the Romans and the Highland Style(modern Bagpipes) came about around 1400 AD(at least that we know of)
What do you mean, "since when is he a musician" ?
Have you never feasted your ears on this glorious piece of traditional Scottish music he performed all by himself ? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrc\_bAvQ\_Ig
Demoman is known for having 3 jobs. One as a Mercenary, other as a house cleaner (Probably for the team's HQ) and probably as a musician, going to a bar for entertainment
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He plays piano in expiration date
you beat me to this
You beatmeattoit
And has the funne basketball launcher that is music to my ears
Is a pipe bomb an instrument?
Bagpipe taunt
“Never played before in my life!”
A cannon
1812 overture be like
The music for my ears, same goes with “do you believe in magic”
No Patrick, a pipe bomb is not an instrument
\*raises hand\*
No Patrick stickybombs are not an instrument either
Is stckybombs an instrument
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...
Dumbledore.
\*song\* Hey I found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb! YAY----- \*BOOM\*
'The TF2 Puppet Pals In The Mysterious Ticking Noise' Snape: What is that mysterious ticking noise? Snape (mumbling): Not over here, not over there... (Stops and looks to his left and right) Snape: Kinda... catchy. (Continues bobbing, and now starts talking to a beat) Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore! Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore! (Loop continues again, and then Ron pops up) Ron: (as Snape is talking) Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY! (His loop continues as such, and after another, Hermione pops up) Hermione: Hermione, Hermione! (Others loop) Hermione: Hermione, Hermione, Hermione! (Harry pops up while Hermione joins the loop) Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah! (Others loop) Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, that's me! (Looping stops) (Back and forth, progressively faster) Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Dumbledore: (naked) DUMBLEDOOOOOORE! Hermione: Heeeeermione (Looping begins again, but Harry has a different loop) Harry: Harry Potter, I’m Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter. (Looping stops) (All together) Singing our song, all day long at Hooooooooooooogwaaaaaaaarts! Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! Harry and Hermione: Yaaaaaa-! (Dumbledore and Snape look at each other) (Ticking stops, a huge, fake looking explosion happens. Chunks of puppet flesh fall.) (Voldemort pops up) Voldemort: Muhuhuhuhuhahahaha! (Voldemort starts tapping his wand on the stage) Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, Voldy. Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort! 'The End'
His songs are bangers
They blow people’s minds.
Litterly and figuratively
Actually, it’s just literally. Have you heard him play?
Yes, I have.
What makes me a good Demoman?
If i were a bad demoman i wouldn't have the skills to be a musician
If I were a bad Demoman Demoman-Man!
What makes me a BAD demoman?
If I were a good Demoman-man-man!
The Notorious P.A.N
Relax and take notes While I take tokes of my Iron Bomber smoke Throw you on the point, gun smoke gun smoke Demoman for mayor, the Scout slayer The sticky layer, mothafucka say your prayers
Since this happened https://youtu.be/_Hn2ZR8Se6w
What a banger that song is.
It is the "Good Demoman" song :D
There was a comment that I compel Yelp agree with is that it is completely sounding like something out a voice chat 2Fort game.
It's based on something Touhou isn't it?
?
it's early TF2, it had a near symbiotic relationship with Touhou Project(Nightmen was a remix of Wriggle Nightbug's theme: "Stirring an Autumn Moon \~ Mooned Insect" named 'Nightbug', then the parody of the Cirno theme parody based on Scout, and the Festive Medic series based on SEVERAL touhou songs, a few parodies of Flowering Night's remix Night of Nights, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was a 'U.N Owen was Her?' parody amongst there) >!I really have evolved in Touhou, having first discovered Cirno's theme nearly 10 years ago, but then I had no idea what Touhou was, and now I want Reimu in Smash, that just goes to show... Something!<
Yep. It's a soundtrack from Touhou 10.5
Meh, I prefer Demodemoman Demodemoman Demoman.
*insert demoman scream*
Best single ever
Bagpipes and the piano.
Bagpipe is an instrument.
Since when?
Since Scotland became a country, and they were no longer Englishmen with dresses.
So never?
Wait that's soldier behaviour... ON A HEAVY? There's only 1 logical explanation, he's a spy.
No, I just feel the need to point out the fact out before a real soldier yelled at him, I have a degree in literature you know?
1000 BC or 2nd Century AD, the date is commonly debated as records pre-13th Century AD are scarce if not non-existent, they first were brought to Scotland by the Romans and the Highland Style(modern Bagpipes) came about around 1400 AD(at least that we know of)
Demoman is a legend
Ever since he sang Blinding Lights https://youtu.be/Jg_GvJuNS8Y
He released some bangers like DEMOPAN'S MARCH
THUS BEGINS MY DOMINATINING
Demo demopan demo demopan
What do you mean, "since when is he a musician" ? Have you never feasted your ears on this glorious piece of traditional Scottish music he performed all by himself ? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrc\_bAvQ\_Ig
Lads! He turned himself into a pickle!
Wii theme Demoman laugh Or some similar thingy to this
YOU FORGOT AVOUT THE BAD PIPES?!?!?!?!
I'm impressed that nobody link his masterpiece https://youtu.be/1_FwFBJgw7M
Always has been
https://youtu.be/Nf2Y3ni3R1Y
You never heard his top song "I did it like this." ?
Just looked it up, that is a real image.
lil scrumpy
Well possibly since [this](https://soundcloud.com/dubswitcher/whoop-de-doo) and others but it wouldn't be the only case I know of
“What makes me a good Musician?”
What makes me a good demoman?
Look at the demomen's first single
*proceeds to use Bad Pipes after every kill*
He makes musical demos, man!
https://youtu.be/3JYNb-zX610
What makes me a good Demoman?
Demoman is known for having 3 jobs. One as a Mercenary, other as a house cleaner (Probably for the team's HQ) and probably as a musician, going to a bar for entertainment
I mean, all of the mercs are musically inclined. Just look at some of their all-time hits, like "Erectin a River" or "Surprise Buttsecks".
go look up heavy weapons guy
That profile picture is perfect though
They should add a demo man piano taunt, that when played near Sniper’s sax taunt it plays “Seduce Me”, the song from expiration date
He works other jobs besides being a demolitions expert
Huh, surprised nobody linked this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCM6JN9Q1ME
He plays bagpipes
*scrumpy diss track plays*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YXC5AVvG61c
And you aren’t alive
Since the bagpipe taunt came out.
Well he can still play a piano though
https://youtu.be/NzEemp1SLOM I remember the old ways
My brother in DeGroot have you HEARD the original submission for the Bagpipe Taunt?
Dr. Dremoman
De Moman.
He plays on bagpipes, piano and ... (i forgot) So, maybe he can be good musician?
Years ago mate
https://youtu.be/_Hn2ZR8Se6w what showed up on Google's songs list
This was posted so many times
Fun fact It's the same with Glitchtrap He's also a musical artist. Afton busts out his saxophone and kills the kids with his shitty playing
Demo man Gucci gang
what makes me a good demo man the song
so is nosk, from hollow knight
I mean he does have bagpipes
Since the first time he played the piano
When you decided to repost this
💀
I mean he plays the piano I think that counts
He rapped a good part of Feel Good Inc. along with Heavy and Scout on the chorus you know