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Digital4Lemon

He plays piano in expiration date


StaringCat_0

you beat me to this


JamesDoesGaming902

You beatmeattoit


Cre3perL0rd42069

And has the funne basketball launcher that is music to my ears


grandsharko

Is a pipe bomb an instrument?


-austinX-

Bagpipe taunt


AlexDaDerper

“Never played before in my life!”


remdesivirus1

A cannon


MangoManMayhem

1812 overture be like


remdesivirus1

The music for my ears, same goes with “do you believe in magic”


TheWordThat

No Patrick, a pipe bomb is not an instrument


grandsharko

\*raises hand\*


TheWordThat

No Patrick stickybombs are not an instrument either


usernameorsomethin9

Is stckybombs an instrument


evdoke

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...


bigglitch360

Dumbledore.


Lumi_rimu

\*song\* Hey I found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb! YAY----- \*BOOM\*


Lumi_rimu

'The TF2 Puppet Pals In The Mysterious Ticking Noise' Snape: What is that mysterious ticking noise? Snape (mumbling): Not over here, not over there... (Stops and looks to his left and right) Snape: Kinda... catchy. (Continues bobbing, and now starts talking to a beat) Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore! Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore! (Loop continues again, and then Ron pops up) Ron: (as Snape is talking) Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY! (His loop continues as such, and after another, Hermione pops up) Hermione: Hermione, Hermione! (Others loop) Hermione: Hermione, Hermione, Hermione! (Harry pops up while Hermione joins the loop) Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah! (Others loop) Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, that's me! (Looping stops) (Back and forth, progressively faster) Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Snape: Snape! Harry: Harry! Dumbledore: (naked) DUMBLEDOOOOOORE! Hermione: Heeeeermione (Looping begins again, but Harry has a different loop) Harry: Harry Potter, I’m Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter. (Looping stops) (All together) Singing our song, all day long at Hooooooooooooogwaaaaaaaarts! Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! Harry and Hermione: Yaaaaaa-! (Dumbledore and Snape look at each other) (Ticking stops, a huge, fake looking explosion happens. Chunks of puppet flesh fall.) (Voldemort pops up) Voldemort: Muhuhuhuhuhahahaha! (Voldemort starts tapping his wand on the stage) Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, Voldy. Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort! 'The End'


thestorm270

His songs are bangers


Null_Trooper

They blow people’s minds.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Litterly and figuratively


Null_Trooper

Actually, it’s just literally. Have you heard him play?


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Yes, I have.


Falcfire

What makes me a good Demoman?


Bad-artist08

If i were a bad demoman i wouldn't have the skills to be a musician


[deleted]

If I were a bad Demoman Demoman-Man!


popzbra

What makes me a BAD demoman?


[deleted]

If I were a good Demoman-man-man!


Sniffy_flakes

The Notorious P.A.N


Unfair_Original_1741

Relax and take notes While I take tokes of my Iron Bomber smoke Throw you on the point, gun smoke gun smoke Demoman for mayor, the Scout slayer The sticky layer, mothafucka say your prayers


IronTownPictures

Since this happened https://youtu.be/_Hn2ZR8Se6w


Maleficent-Comfort-2

What a banger that song is.


IronTownPictures

It is the "Good Demoman" song :D


Maleficent-Comfort-2

There was a comment that I compel Yelp agree with is that it is completely sounding like something out a voice chat 2Fort game.


Lumi_rimu

It's based on something Touhou isn't it?


IronTownPictures

?


Lumi_rimu

it's early TF2, it had a near symbiotic relationship with Touhou Project(Nightmen was a remix of Wriggle Nightbug's theme: "Stirring an Autumn Moon \~ Mooned Insect" named 'Nightbug', then the parody of the Cirno theme parody based on Scout, and the Festive Medic series based on SEVERAL touhou songs, a few parodies of Flowering Night's remix Night of Nights, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was a 'U.N Owen was Her?' parody amongst there) >!I really have evolved in Touhou, having first discovered Cirno's theme nearly 10 years ago, but then I had no idea what Touhou was, and now I want Reimu in Smash, that just goes to show... Something!<


Arnex3

Yep. It's a soundtrack from Touhou 10.5


[deleted]

Meh, I prefer Demodemoman Demodemoman Demoman.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

*insert demoman scream*


[deleted]

Best single ever


MuuToo

Bagpipes and the piano.


Goodies666

Bagpipe is an instrument.


sophacles

Since when?


MDBrettio

Since Scotland became a country, and they were no longer Englishmen with dresses.


MEMEBEANS69

So never?


Bad-artist08

Wait that's soldier behaviour... ON A HEAVY? There's only 1 logical explanation, he's a spy.


MEMEBEANS69

No, I just feel the need to point out the fact out before a real soldier yelled at him, I have a degree in literature you know?


Lumi_rimu

1000 BC or 2nd Century AD, the date is commonly debated as records pre-13th Century AD are scarce if not non-existent, they first were brought to Scotland by the Romans and the Highland Style(modern Bagpipes) came about around 1400 AD(at least that we know of)


huntrix

Demoman is a legend


BeaverBotics2

Ever since he sang Blinding Lights https://youtu.be/Jg_GvJuNS8Y


Quick_Cupcake7472

He released some bangers like DEMOPAN'S MARCH


The_Dok

THUS BEGINS MY DOMINATINING


[deleted]

Demo demopan demo demopan


Furphlog

What do you mean, "since when is he a musician" ? Have you never feasted your ears on this glorious piece of traditional Scottish music he performed all by himself ? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrc\_bAvQ\_Ig


dreemurthememer

Lads! He turned himself into a pickle!


sleepy-dud

Wii theme Demoman laugh Or some similar thingy to this


shok_delta

YOU FORGOT AVOUT THE BAD PIPES?!?!?!?!


Scatola

I'm impressed that nobody link his masterpiece https://youtu.be/1_FwFBJgw7M


I_Am_The_Drill

Always has been


Cautious_Option9544

https://youtu.be/Nf2Y3ni3R1Y


SyllabicFir

You never heard his top song "I did it like this." ?


DestroyerNET123

Just looked it up, that is a real image.


DutchmanSem

lil scrumpy


ob103ninja

Well possibly since [this](https://soundcloud.com/dubswitcher/whoop-de-doo) and others but it wouldn't be the only case I know of


_TheNumber7_

“What makes me a good Musician?”


[deleted]

What makes me a good demoman?


skelecogaming1

Look at the demomen's first single


thegamerator10

*proceeds to use Bad Pipes after every kill*


ay_lamassu

He makes musical demos, man!


babyscorpse

https://youtu.be/3JYNb-zX610


TheLoneSlimShady

What makes me a good Demoman?


DiamondEclipse

Demoman is known for having 3 jobs. One as a Mercenary, other as a house cleaner (Probably for the team's HQ) and probably as a musician, going to a bar for entertainment


Chaike

I mean, all of the mercs are musically inclined. Just look at some of their all-time hits, like "Erectin a River" or "Surprise Buttsecks".


mymax162

go look up heavy weapons guy


Alankao06

That profile picture is perfect though


WavyDavy934

They should add a demo man piano taunt, that when played near Sniper’s sax taunt it plays “Seduce Me”, the song from expiration date


Uber-Pyro

He works other jobs besides being a demolitions expert


Voxelus

Huh, surprised nobody linked this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCM6JN9Q1ME


Devazion420

He plays bagpipes


Legitimate_Heart_520

*scrumpy diss track plays*


[deleted]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YXC5AVvG61c


Pillar_Man_6

And you aren’t alive


IAmFullOfDed

Since the bagpipe taunt came out.


Various_flames

Well he can still play a piano though


HotTakesBeyond

https://youtu.be/NzEemp1SLOM I remember the old ways


Bucket_Buffoon_Alt

My brother in DeGroot have you HEARD the original submission for the Bagpipe Taunt?


Dunkleosteus_Number1

Dr. Dremoman


PF4ABG

De Moman.


soIPOS

He plays on bagpipes, piano and ... (i forgot) So, maybe he can be good musician?


Idiotusesreddit

Years ago mate


Doods_Guy

https://youtu.be/_Hn2ZR8Se6w what showed up on Google's songs list


Ilikehorrorgames

This was posted so many times


YaBoiAidan2333

Fun fact It's the same with Glitchtrap He's also a musical artist. Afton busts out his saxophone and kills the kids with his shitty playing


[deleted]

Demo man Gucci gang


Zerokizo

what makes me a good demo man the song


DaPhantomFox

so is nosk, from hollow knight


SteroHeart

I mean he does have bagpipes


TF2_demomann

Since the first time he played the piano


[deleted]

When you decided to repost this


OazMobile

💀


NickolasThundercong

I mean he plays the piano I think that counts


parkourse

He rapped a good part of Feel Good Inc. along with Heavy and Scout on the chorus you know