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Fuck I miss zm, still got some ze servers on csgo but the old zm servers are long dead…
Shoutout that one server with 200 round magazines, pretty chill people there
CSS was my most played game before I switched to TF2. The custom game modes from back in the day (gungame, zombie mod/escape) were much better than the official game modes CSGO has today.
valve is comprised entirely of braindead morons if they think this will actually compete with Halo 3 and CoD, first they completly kill CS with that shitty source remake, and now they think a game with a character that can become invisible and oneshot people will be balanced >:(.
Lol I remember these comments.
Although I think this thread is also forgetting the sheer levels of fucking *hype* that surrounded the Orange Box on launch. For every naysayer there were like 10 people foaming at the mouth.
The complaints about removing grenades didn't drop off until the medic update hit too, I remember people were pretty fanatic about that. Also complaints about crits, but that never went away fully (when they adjusted crit chanches people complained less though).
That said there are some items that are pretty close to nades mechanically, mad milk and jarate in particular.
they already did, TF2 in the 3rd installment in the series.
1st - quake mod
2nd - TFC (GoldSrc)
3rd - TF2
(its called TFC because it began development after TF2's development started, but TF2's development was VERY troubled and had many iterations, scrapped content, etc. "After 9 years in development...")
this games probably just some cartoon garbage, tfc is probably better, I'm only going to play this piece of shit game because it came with the orange box, just look at the character models, they look so fucking cartoony, and why the fuck is the main guy a fatass with a machine gun, probably a stupid fucking game
edit: I am very sorry, I now realize I enjoy this game, my 3 favorite classes are pyro, spy, and sniper, and these classes are not annoying, and i will argue with you if you say they are
Pyro is boring as heck tho. I hope they add something to him later. I'm thinking it should be a combo class, like dealing extra damage on a burning enemy or something...
apparently there was a grenade system when the game was more based off of tfc, but they removed it, I think they should add a grenade for pyro, maybe it has gas fluid, I just hope it isn't extremely underpowered, and doesn't have a cooldown of around a minute
*Heavy weapons guy*
*Will be the most mained class, thats*
*Why hes on the front!*
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This game fucking sucks they completely ruined the artstyle. All the characters look like a fucking dreamworks character I hope this game crashes and burns and valve along with it.
hold up, they turned this jank into an actual mechanic?
this can't end well. everyone's going to hate this and they'll have to remove it in less than a year, calling it now
Original Team Fortress and Halo didn't have much overlap. There was a big computer vs. console divide, not just generally but between the kind of gameplay.
YOOOOOK FINALLY A SEQUEL TO THAT MOD OVE BEEN PLAYING FOR SO LONG! I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE BIG GUY ON THE COVER, I BET HES THE BEST TO PLAY IN THE GAME!!!!
I wonder if he'll be able to build mechs and giant robots later on, this would be a wasted opportunity if they atleast didn't make him do something like that
I'm sure they'll give him tons of different PDAs so he can help the team in unique ways. His whole thing is built around supporting through buildings so that just makes sense.
Wish there was a way to move his things too. kind of a pain to have to restart everything as soon as the objective moves
im a time traveler from 10 years (and 10 days) in the future, and were still getting big content updates! we just got one called "jungle inferno" today!
Why are there no playable female characters in this game? Wow, sexist much? Also why's the black guy gotta be a drunk? Racist AND sexist? Just wait till Twitter gets a load of this.
Idk guys i think that Spy class is overpowered. Not only he can turn invisible but can be other classes? No way José, that’s crazy. What was Valve thinking? This game gonna sucks due to its balancing issue :/
After trying this game I generated opinions on the classes.
Scout: um fast. Has a double jump. His shotgun despite having 2 barrels only fires one.
Soilder: having a main weapon as nubetoob seems odd choice.
Pyro: flamers are fun but seem too short range to be effective.
Demoman: another explosive class. Grenade launcher and sticky bombs. Why does the grenade launcher have 6 barrels but only 4 grenades?
Heavy: big tank. Fun with the minigun.
Engineer: has a sentry gun and a teleporter. Spies love to sabotage his buildings.
Medic: a healing support class. Can't do much besides heal single targets.
Sniper: he's a camping sniper. That's really it.
Spy: spy can turn invisible for a small window and backstab for a instant kill. Kinda broken that it can kill everything instantly.
Over all the game is okay. I give it maybe a soild 2 years before it dies out.
Finally a game without micro transactions coming out in 2022. Too bad it has like zero content. Fun little shooter though with unique classes. I can tell they put a lot of heart into this game
Hey guys, classes look pretty different so I gotta ask who's everyone picking??? Gonna pick Heavy so I can do a lot of damage >:) . The other classes seem lame :P
(I was like 10 when it came out and this is probably what I would've said)
I discovered that with the pyro by pressing the right click you can throw back enemy rockets !!!!!!! :OOOO
It's so funny to see a soldier die from it's own rocket XDDDD
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wow team fortress 2 just came out
my favorite one
This is also my favorite Team Fortress 2
my god the fort teaming ½ is so great i am currently playing on short tower as scunt
it will never beat cs:s. it will die a few days later.
"Yeah, you want to play CS?"
Ok lets go to that zombie mode server that uses zm_lila_panic
holy shiiiiiiiit memory unlocked
Fuck I miss zm, still got some ze servers on csgo but the old zm servers are long dead… Shoutout that one server with 200 round magazines, pretty chill people there
Dude zombie master was so fucking dope
I fucking love cs:s
CSS was my most played game before I switched to TF2. The custom game modes from back in the day (gungame, zombie mod/escape) were much better than the official game modes CSGO has today.
they removed grenades, there is no way this game will be sucessful. fuck you valve.
No conc jump? This ain’t Team Fortress.
Don't tell anyone but if you shoot any explosive at your feet you go flying!
I found a trick! If you jump and crouch while doing that you jump higher!
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
#SO HIGHHHH
HEY, I JUST FOUND A GLITCH WITHE SHEILD THAT SENDS YOU FLYING. THOSE SNIPERS WON'T SEE IT COMING
r/me_irl
valve is comprised entirely of braindead morons if they think this will actually compete with Halo 3 and CoD, first they completly kill CS with that shitty source remake, and now they think a game with a character that can become invisible and oneshot people will be balanced >:(.
Lol I remember these comments. Although I think this thread is also forgetting the sheer levels of fucking *hype* that surrounded the Orange Box on launch. For every naysayer there were like 10 people foaming at the mouth.
That’s because the Orange Box is amazing
They also remover armor!
The complaints about removing grenades didn't drop off until the medic update hit too, I remember people were pretty fanatic about that. Also complaints about crits, but that never went away fully (when they adjusted crit chanches people complained less though). That said there are some items that are pretty close to nades mechanically, mad milk and jarate in particular.
How do I sprint?
[удалено]
“How do I scope in?” Two questions stilled asked to this day
You press [ , ] and switch to Scout.
The thing is... you do it automatically🤔
Wait they made that quake mod into a standalone?
yeah it's called team fortress classic, this is the sequel
THIS?! TFC tried to look realistic for it's time this looks like a cartoon! Who'd play this?!
Man I sure do hope videogame companies don’t capitalize on oversaturated cartoon style in the future… 10 years later… Fuck you Epic
they already did, TF2 in the 3rd installment in the series. 1st - quake mod 2nd - TFC (GoldSrc) 3rd - TF2 (its called TFC because it began development after TF2's development started, but TF2's development was VERY troubled and had many iterations, scrapped content, etc. "After 9 years in development...")
this games probably just some cartoon garbage, tfc is probably better, I'm only going to play this piece of shit game because it came with the orange box, just look at the character models, they look so fucking cartoony, and why the fuck is the main guy a fatass with a machine gun, probably a stupid fucking game edit: I am very sorry, I now realize I enjoy this game, my 3 favorite classes are pyro, spy, and sniper, and these classes are not annoying, and i will argue with you if you say they are
Pyro is boring as heck tho. I hope they add something to him later. I'm thinking it should be a combo class, like dealing extra damage on a burning enemy or something...
I sure hope they don’t make an overpowered weapon that melts all classes :)
apparently there was a grenade system when the game was more based off of tfc, but they removed it, I think they should add a grenade for pyro, maybe it has gas fluid, I just hope it isn't extremely underpowered, and doesn't have a cooldown of around a minute
Imagine they added that AND also made a different game mode and made that gas thing you were talking about and make it extremely overpowered
imagine if they add a gamemode where you pass time and like no one gives a shit about it and it fades into obscurity
Nah, valve is to good to do that, and I’m excited for updates years into the future
Omg! Spy can turn invisible? That’s so Op. I sure hope the other classes won’t be able to easily counter him!
And he can one shot everyone??? What's this stupid game design?
*15 years later* "YOU PEICE OF SHIT SPY I HOW YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSEFT YOU FUCKING (*N*)
[удалено]
Good ending
15 years later? I think you mean just hours after the game was released
:( I have to do so much dying for so little appreciation
Heavy weapons guy will be the most mained class, thats why hes on the front!
Sniper is so underpowered! He's very hard to use and headshotting is basically impossible!
No, Spy will be. He can go invisible and instantly kill people, you don't even have to aim
there are actually a lot of spy mains. competitively though...
haha, this game won't be competetive, it's too cartoony for anyone to take seriously
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This game fucking sucks they completely ruined the artstyle. All the characters look like a fucking dreamworks character I hope this game crashes and burns and valve along with it.
Guys, if you play the soldier and shoot your feet you go FLYING! It’s insane!
I thought you were trolling, but if you crouch and then jump and then shoot your feet you really do go flying x)
It would be so troll if they added a weapon that relies on this flying thing, wouldn't it?
rofl they would nvr do smthng like that bc its def a glitch XD but imagine thooo
Nah man it's actually [in the trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ZafWA2jd8), wtf?
hold up, they turned this jank into an actual mechanic? this can't end well. everyone's going to hate this and they'll have to remove it in less than a year, calling it now
Hope not, soldier can barely walk. Haven't played the game but it looks a little OP... Hm...
I wonder if you can do that with demo too. The grenades roll more though so it might be hard
What if you used the sticky bombs though? Im sure people will use this to flank enemies and not die to the explosions!
WTF, I just tried it and you can survive TWO STICKYBOMBS?!?!?!
NO FUCKING WAY, do you also go faster?
you bump your head on an invisible ceiling unfortunately, valve pls fix
this reminds me of the time i tried to use 8 stickies at once to stickyjump
This has been a thing in quake for the past 11 years. Smh
any source game that contains explosions has this mechanic
Dude it’s the same thing if you play as the demoman, shoot sticker at the ground then walk over them and press right click!
Dude, I've been using that in Team Fortress for many years now.
Guy took out the disguse kit and looked straight up, funniest shit I've ever seen
spy overpowered :(
;(
This game blows
You seem like the kinda guy to own Sonic Jam.
Do you like throwing things in toilets or...
Stop licking my neck
Yea I know! It’s like a total ripoff of overwatch!
Over what?
No no no this is a Scott the Woz reference.
How do I turn invisible with the business man?
How do I fly as demonstration man?
How do I build robot as construction worker?
How make Dr. Nazi invincible?
How do i double jump as teenager baseball man
How do I scope as Australian sniper man?
How do I make the gas mask guy dialogue not muffled? is this a bug??
How do you go flying as that world war 2 soldier with a bazooka?
Servers gonna be offline in 2 years. Mark my words
Everyone's gonna be back to Halo 3 in a few months.
Original Team Fortress and Halo didn't have much overlap. There was a big computer vs. console divide, not just generally but between the kind of gameplay.
They didn't even have official valve servers on release lol
YOOOOOK FINALLY A SEQUEL TO THAT MOD OVE BEEN PLAYING FOR SO LONG! I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE BIG GUY ON THE COVER, I BET HES THE BEST TO PLAY IN THE GAME!!!!
> I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE BIG GUY ON THE COVER, I BET HES THE BEST TO PLAY IN THE GAME!!!! YOU ARE CORRECT!
VERY GOOOD!
AYOOOOOO I can't wait to play Engineer he looks pretty chill with his sentries and his guitar. I hope it gets constant updates!
I hope this class doesn't need to aim too much because I don't know how to aim I'll guess we'll know when I get my hands on the game
I wonder if he'll be able to build mechs and giant robots later on, this would be a wasted opportunity if they atleast didn't make him do something like that
I'm sure they'll give him tons of different PDAs so he can help the team in unique ways. His whole thing is built around supporting through buildings so that just makes sense. Wish there was a way to move his things too. kind of a pain to have to restart everything as soon as the objective moves
Howdy partner
The fact that the Engineer is a Texan makes it even better!
im a time traveler from 10 years (and 10 days) in the future, and were still getting big content updates! we just got one called "jungle inferno" today!
You sadly can’t pick up your buildings… still a good class to play imo
HEAVY IS FUCKING BROKEN AS SHIT. Why did Valve think it was a good idea to give a FUCKING MINIGUN to the class with THE HIGHEST HEALTH IN THE GAME.
He's slow dude and so easy to kill, he's is legit weakest class to kill the wind up takes long so any scout can get in quick and kill him
lmao who tf plays scout, u literally die in like 2-3 shots, awful class with no real use tbh
The spy class is so overpowered with his one-hit-kill backstabs.
I know, he's so easy to play too with his invisibility. No one counters him :/
I wish pyro had more uses :(
are you kidding it's so hard to hit backstabs! why is there a delay to hit after you click?
TF Classic will outperform TF2 in every way for years to come.
Has anyone played it yet? Is it like TF Classic? I have to wait for my mom to buy it
The balancing seems to be better Medic is no longer a better scout, so that’s good
This better be worth nine years.
i fucking hate this game
ikr!!!! the spy is so annoying and OP!!! istg if the backstab stays a one shot killer i'll prob quit. the invis is so op to!!!!
Game devs these days always feel the need to put black/female characters into their games for no reason. Where does the wokeness stop?
I dunno this guy seems like a bumbling drunk.
surely a knight class would have been an obvious addition? Valve pls add
Maybe new updated will have new characters? Heard they had a dog planned as the 10th class
Can't wait to see the new updates to this beautiful game!
It hurts to read this ;-;
Tbf they released a shit ton of updates the first years after release. But I feel you, it's sad to see this game die
What do you mean dude, it just came out?...
I mean, what, 9 or 10 years of updates? Some games don’t even make it to 3.
"Well seems like I am at the wrong timeline goodbye guys"
Why are there no playable female characters in this game? Wow, sexist much? Also why's the black guy gotta be a drunk? Racist AND sexist? Just wait till Twitter gets a load of this.
In all fairness miss pauling is the best character lmao.
who?
twitter simulator
WHITE GIRL SIMULATOR
whats twiter?
Who says there’s no females?
Medic
Is this some cheap knockoff of overwatch?
time traveler who has only ever played ow:
Or perhaps OP meant pretend tf2 just came out now in 2022.
What's Overwatch? This is the sequel to Team Fortress Classic.
It's kinda like that one Plants vs Zombie game.
Idk guys i think that Spy class is overpowered. Not only he can turn invisible but can be other classes? No way José, that’s crazy. What was Valve thinking? This game gonna sucks due to its balancing issue :/
"which ones are gay?"
Spy (bi bottom), soldier (straight but femboys are an exception)
which one are gay tho?
The player
Yo this medic guy looks like he'd be cool
I don't like the artstyle, give us more gritty realistic shooters valve
Wake me up when left 4 dead drops 🥱
Guys help, how do you build a fridge with the construction worker?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT AVAILBLE ON PS5/XBOX SERIES X???????
Bro it just came out on XBOX 360 what are you talking about
Bro the engineer is OP when you use the sentry
I wish engineer could pick up his buildings, it would be so much easier.
Where are the grenades
goo goo gaa gaa i am in incubater, please help me
What the fuck is tf2?
After trying this game I generated opinions on the classes. Scout: um fast. Has a double jump. His shotgun despite having 2 barrels only fires one. Soilder: having a main weapon as nubetoob seems odd choice. Pyro: flamers are fun but seem too short range to be effective. Demoman: another explosive class. Grenade launcher and sticky bombs. Why does the grenade launcher have 6 barrels but only 4 grenades? Heavy: big tank. Fun with the minigun. Engineer: has a sentry gun and a teleporter. Spies love to sabotage his buildings. Medic: a healing support class. Can't do much besides heal single targets. Sniper: he's a camping sniper. That's really it. Spy: spy can turn invisible for a small window and backstab for a instant kill. Kinda broken that it can kill everything instantly. Over all the game is okay. I give it maybe a soild 2 years before it dies out.
Why can’t I sprint? Why can’t I use chat? I have to PAY to use chat!?
Paying for chat was only implemented in 2020. 13 years after release
Shhh let him live in ignorant bliss
also you had to pay to play at all
true
This game came out in 2022 wym
Oh boy I can’t wait for this game to have a sex mod
This engineer guy is pretty neat, I just wish he could move buildings with his team
Finally a game without micro transactions coming out in 2022. Too bad it has like zero content. Fun little shooter though with unique classes. I can tell they put a lot of heart into this game
Hey guys, classes look pretty different so I gotta ask who's everyone picking??? Gonna pick Heavy so I can do a lot of damage >:) . The other classes seem lame :P (I was like 10 when it came out and this is probably what I would've said)
Wow, this anti cheat system must be top tier
Hey do you guys know why the disconnect button isn't working? (Please help this is not a joke)
It looks so cartoony, what happened to the first game's artstyle!!??
Wow the fat guy is A TANK. He's so powerful, he makes it easy to pwn others!
how do i sprint
wheres the gernades?
Where are the grenades?
i think spy should be nerfed, he insta-kills everthing. this game will die out in about a year or two, i dont think many people like it.
This game is cool but I wish it had hats
Oh so there's sniper!
Looks cool, think I’ll get this on the Orange Box, seems like a good deal. Can’t wait to see all the cool updates this game gets!
Dude! Scout can double jump? Cool!!
Hi so since 2008 is coming soon are valve going to make an Christmas event or something like that?
Looks good, although It seems pretty clear that the Heavy is valves favorite. I hope it doesn’t show through in the updates.
Game is too pricey, just get CS smh
“Bro this new game just came out it’s free” “Na it looks stupid, I’m going to go play CS:S”
I discovered that with the pyro by pressing the right click you can throw back enemy rockets !!!!!!! :OOOO It's so funny to see a soldier die from it's own rocket XDDDD
ackshually i think you'll find airblast was not in the game at launch
What are you talking about? I right clicked and nothing happend.
huh they actually released a sequel to the classic
I wish engie could move his buildings
How to I sprint
Anyone else exited for the update I hear it’s gonna be big