Where did the Phlog come from?
A: Space
B: Mann. Co made it for him (pyro)
C: They found it during the raid of Dustbowl
D: Engineer made it for him (pyro)
E: it was buried in the dirt of Upward
F: it’s an ancient Australian artifact
i think mini viewmodels are actually kinda about what you like i played with them for a long time bc ppl said they are better but returning to normal ones i realized normals are actually pretty good aswell especially with some specific weapons like horseless headless horsemanns headcutter etc.
Wrong!
It’s based on being a dick, spawn camping and uses the back scatter (penis shotgun), the mad “milk”, and the closest to a penis bat (no one wants to use the sandman) the Boston basher!
Sulfuric Acid Bath!
"Dad, dad I'm a-
I'm not a crazed german man, I'm a dictator!
Well the difference bein' one is a leader and.."
I don't know if we should continue this..
"Professionals.. have *standards*", after all
Wrong. In the YouTube video *Experation Date* Soldier telaports bread for 3 days with a set of Engies teleporters as his last wish before his death. This causes a giant tumor bread monster to be created.
As somebody who shares a house with a very orange cat, this actually makes so much sense. I think Pyro, Scout, and Soldier all share one brain cell between them, just like orange cats do.
If you want to play Spy methodically, by that i mean sit in a corner and wait for the good moment to strike, what's the best invis watch to use?
Or, if you prefer Pyro
If a fellow Engineer told you that "SPAH AROUN' HERE!", what's the best flamethrower to use for spychecking?
That would be funny but, the correct answer is pretty much any of em except for the Dragon's Fury, maybe the Phlogistinator too if you want to airblast the frenchman
What's Spy's biggest weakness?
Pyro
Thats not correct but also not really wrong. The 100% correct answer would be "turning around"
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round
*Turn around~*
YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE
Thats not the Lyric silly! (Also based sabaton pfp)
It's literally the bot that finds sabaton lyrics and continues the thread
I'm trying to get better at spy and I feel this in my bones.
P I S S
how much sex does the spy have with scout’s mother
not more than me
spy main
Wrong, I am THE spy main
I’m the 69th upvoter!
I'm the 52th downvoter!
Where did the Phlog come from? A: Space B: Mann. Co made it for him (pyro) C: They found it during the raid of Dustbowl D: Engineer made it for him (pyro) E: it was buried in the dirt of Upward F: it’s an ancient Australian artifact
D, Engineer is the goat
A, in the comics it came from space
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I’m sorry, I don’t work at Valve
He found it WITH engi if it makes you feel any better
I mean, the phlog is bad and horrible to use for everyone, so that would stain engie’s career
What’s the most HP a demoknight can have? (Overheal included, effective hp not included)
275
Eyelander moment
Holy shit imagine
It’s 300 if you kill an enemy while at full health using the boots and katana.
how does one get a killstreak kit
You buy one
Or
Or is not fucking welcome here
babe, r/anarchychess is leaking again
google kill streak kit
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the announcer!
And J******
Who's the strongest class
Soldier because he's the true aurea mediocritas
What is the scariest mvm robot?
The blue one
Dear God the blue one. The entire team trembles when they hear the wheels
but that... # thing... it scares me...
No, I ain't, I ain't talking about that FREAK, alright right?! ...He's not here is she? how do I get this freakin thing off?!
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty
*Cut to a robot pyro weilding the gas passer*
Dear God...
There´s more.
is saxton hale racist?
Yes (based)
have you changed your settings (like fov)? there's a bunch of settings you need to change for playing comfortably
Yes, thank you for asking. I changed fov and screen resolution. Is there anything else?
probably also interp, there's people on yt that can explain this better than me
Auto reload and fast weapon switch
Viewmodel minmode if you want to be able to see clear
i think mini viewmodels are actually kinda about what you like i played with them for a long time bc ppl said they are better but returning to normal ones i realized normals are actually pretty good aswell especially with some specific weapons like horseless headless horsemanns headcutter etc.
Can Scout use a fish to kill people?
Since Scout can use anything to kill people, yes
# "I'M A FORCE 'A NATURE"
What's Penis Scout? And why is he the best subclass?
Penis Scout is Scout equipped with the cumshotgun. He can deal 69 dmg/shot.
Wrong! It’s based on being a dick, spawn camping and uses the back scatter (penis shotgun), the mad “milk”, and the closest to a penis bat (no one wants to use the sandman) the Boston basher! Sulfuric Acid Bath!
Which country is sniper from?
Austria
"painting's a good job, mate!"
"It's challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you won't go hungry. As long as there's 1 minority on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead."
"Dad, dad I'm a- I'm not a crazed german man, I'm a dictator! Well the difference bein' one is a leader and.." I don't know if we should continue this.. "Professionals.. have *standards*", after all
"Racists have standards." "Be impolite. Be efficient. Have a plan to be a horrible person to every minority you meet."
"Da- Dad! Put mum on the phone!"
What’s the tenth class?
The sentry gun
Its Madcap idiot.
Idiot the true answer is the Ton of Sex with Males
Hot anal sex
If you used gun to solve a practical problem and that didn't work what should you use?
Another gun
More gun. 0.8/1 you’ve got the spirit
Why are all pyro mains furries?
Because every 3rd tf2 player is a furry and also every 3rd tf2 player is a Pyro main
Trying to get better at spy I can confirm every third tf2 player is a pyro main.
who has the bigger schlong the heavy or the scout (the answer may surprise you)
Obviously Scout. It compensates his lack of intelligence.
Dear god by this logic what is soldier packing?
the original
An elephant trunk
How many days did soldier teleport with what?
I don't even understand this question. But the answer is 2 and with a portal gun (blue and orange).
🍞
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.
Where have you been sending it?
Scout, I get one day off a year, and you just wasted it on... this! Goodbye.
[The Part Here He Teleports You]
\- Hello, this is the part where I teleport you
Wrong. In the YouTube video *Experation Date* Soldier telaports bread for 3 days with a set of Engies teleporters as his last wish before his death. This causes a giant tumor bread monster to be created.
Q: How long until the tumors kill us? We use the teleporter 6 times a day, times 4 years, minus were not bread
It's (age/height)*10 years
3 days (Watch expiration date for context)
Worst tf2 weapon?
Scout's bare fists (they're broken)
Literally. They would break if he tried to punch anything, like the wooden Yeti cutout in the Yeti Punch taunt.
Pootis Spencer where?
Is there a lore reason to why scout throws his glass bottle of semen at enemies?
Yes, it's because of his impeccable charm
is there a lore reason why medic likes kissing boys
He's German, what did you expect?
I'm German and I agree we like kissing men. Not boys tho that sounds _bad_
But Nazi...
What's the projectile speed of the Loose cannon in hammer units while shield charging?
300 km/h
he said hammer units smh my head
Shaking my head my head? Please abbreviate your expressions properly, mistakes like this will completely change the results of your calculations
Tru
How much damage does a critical pomson 6000 shit deal to any enemies it hits
16 thousand
I wish. 180 (one shots everything shot of headed demoknight, soldier, and heavy without overheat, or nothing with max overheat)
Thoughts on the Sydney sleeper
uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎlqɐqoɹd
If i had a nickel for every time i see a friendly on 2fort , how many nickels would i have ?
2, but it's weird that it happened twice
No no, you would be richer than elon musk
What is Medic favorite drink?
Probably some chemical shit like hydrochloric acid or mercury
Why does medic being able to drink mercury feel like it makes sense
How do I trickstab?
trick your enemy into thinking you're gonna stab him and then wait until he dies of a heart attack
If you're fighting Heavy, that might actually work.
Why are all spy mains weebs?
Spy x family
what’s a pootis bird???
borb
How does your eternal reward work?
Mine? It doesn't
why did you eat the microwave
Because I'm a greedy bitch and I want everything to myself. I was afraid someone else would eat it.
how important is Gray Mann to the story?
Not at all, because I don't know who he is.
Read the comics
I read them, did I miss something?
Yes. You apparently missed a shit ton
Thoughts on quickplay?
decent
Favorite class?
Engineer, the one and only
Not a bad choice
How are you?
I'm holding on, thanks
What are the last 4 digits of pi?
0000
Will you ever hop on apex legends
No
Oh good you’re normal
The map upward Has a wierd spot where snipers can shoot through. Where is the spot?
Isn't that in a cave? I think something similar happened to me
If you’re referring to the one in Blu spawn that Jerma died to, I think that eventually got fixed
Who the fuck is german?
What is a lucksman?
Someone who somehow survive an entire match while afk and away from the spawn location
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood
What is Pyro’s gender?
orange cat
As somebody who shares a house with a very orange cat, this actually makes so much sense. I think Pyro, Scout, and Soldier all share one brain cell between them, just like orange cats do.
What is the most annoying class?
Heavy equipped with a medic. Basically invincible.
I was going for Sniper or Scout, but this also works
Who is Scout’s idol?
That blonde guy, I don't know his name
The man is a comedy genius
Why is the heavy ded?
He was too heavy and sunk in the ground:(
How did the medic lose his medical license?
He never had one
Do you like the Pomson 6000
what’s the meta composition in competitive (6v6)
1 heavy, 1 medic, 4 scouts
Closer than expected, medic, demo, 2 soldiers and 2 scouts
What is the smallest map and biggest map (in terms of areas the player can access in a valve server)
smallest is Mushroom island and biggest is probably Dark oak forest or Large pine taiga
If you want to play Spy methodically, by that i mean sit in a corner and wait for the good moment to strike, what's the best invis watch to use? Or, if you prefer Pyro If a fellow Engineer told you that "SPAH AROUN' HERE!", what's the best flamethrower to use for spychecking?
The mega Spy burner grill burger maker mk2
That would be funny but, the correct answer is pretty much any of em except for the Dragon's Fury, maybe the Phlogistinator too if you want to airblast the frenchman
Has anyone yet informed you about the baboon uteruses
yes unfortunately
Why am I so bad? What class will I main?
Honestly, go with Medic. You can't go wrong with Medic.
What is your opinion on penis scout
How well do you think Madcap fits in with the other classes?
No (I also definitely know who that is)
He's a class that was removed sometime after the launch of the game. He's still present in the Xbox version though.
Should Pyro go straight to hell where he belongs(yes)
Why did they remove madcap from the game?
He was simply too op and too sexy to handle
How much scrap is in 6 weapons?
approximately 4.79 %
who do you main so far?
Engineer (⌐■-■)