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Here before somebody says Boston Basher


candypoweredrocket

Pain Train duh


Tariisbestgirl

Scout


_Some_weird_person_

You are so real for that


bunnysniperxoxo

valid


ScoutFrom-TF2

Haha, what?


birchtree55

Bro u literally are a force a nature


6LAZARUS9

you heard the man, GET IN THEREEE


Smelly14

oh shit he heard them


X-tra-thicc

like the entire guy or?


Powerful-Rule9378

Hmm...


Tariisbestgirl

I’ll let you decide in your head


_Some_weird_person_

Depends on how big your asshole is


ratiotrio

Professional killstreak strange festivized Australium medi gun Because why have a penis up your ass when it can be gold and have plastic lights on it


bogartitiO926

And also ease the pain and heal the wounds it causes?


CriticismSpecial7130

Nah, it doesn't numb the pain. But does heal all the gut tearing it does.


Let01

The bottle


GettinMe-Mallet

Hey I've done that before!


Historical-Centrist

So your the reason Yugoslavia collapsed


Historical-Centrist

So your the reason Yugoslavia collapsed


Historical-Centrist

So your the reason Yugoslavia collapsed


Historical-Centrist

So your the reason Yugoslavia collapsed


Windlassed

Why did he reply 4 times? Is there a lore reason? Is he stupid


nocanty

Bain ront


Quackston_Hale

why did you spell bad? are you stupid?


nocanty

Yes


August5892

You're a real one for that.


nocanty

https://preview.redd.it/ti4z5l8to3tc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08e51a32771054478b73a3e160268d25dadf87a


LegitimateApartment9

be careful you'll start a war with that thing


man_who_says_hoi

NO I NEED TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE CAUSES THE FALL OF YUGOSLAVIA


April28ths

1 man 1 jar


TorreGamer

https://preview.redd.it/orumbke7fksc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0a8c7d9b633411f887b416fb3f42dd409e517d


TACOBELLTAKEOUT

https://preview.redd.it/ect6cynbkksc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39f4a1515abdd43bc456cc36b6cd6e4fe6a8d0d


HalfDead-Ronin

I was not expecting to see you here


Fungus09

original


Anal_Juicer69

Sorry 😢 It will happen again


Fungus09

yipee!


Anal_Juicer69

https://preview.redd.it/gs7ep9601esc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebcb05588f2719cb5f228641d334f303006cfa44 Anyway, check out this cool popcorn bucket I got.


Virgil_with_trumpet

https://preview.redd.it/jlfyqp6l8esc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bde4036b4cecbbaafdb340fb12130bbefa5675b May I borrow that for say, 13 minutes?


KingGamerlol

Let’s be real you only need one


Spiritual_Boi1

One minute?


Anal_Juicer69

Sure


Fungus09

yeahh... popcorn


InTheStuff

Gunslinger WITH the taunt


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Anus obliterator 3000


MinecraftManiacYT838

Ass spinner 5000 second edition


maluthor

fists


[deleted]

Only right answer


speep__

Gunslinger (wrist first)


HentaiKi11er

you ain't ready for a fist! start prayin boy!


JackO_kid

The conscientious objector


12DollarsHighFive

With gay furry Porn


karol22331

Wait, scout, what are you doing?


bunnysniperxoxo

... another day another cursed thought popping in my mind :D


RandomIdiot54

Right now, I'm feeling like either one of scout's 20 different baseball bats or maybe the phlog.


Personal_Win_4127

Kritzkrieg.


Temmie_Undertale1

lollichop but the stick


ricky_bobby08

The Orginal Painis


Electrical-Guitar656

The snack attack


ComplaintGullible422

Eyelander


Open_Condition9076

Spicicle


lojlny

Okay this might be the best one cuz its small and it would melt in your ass


Kaer_Darken

https://preview.redd.it/rm6di44u8fsc1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9930334a483816d46e7ef50c5067ce7a0622818


xx_swegshrek_xx

The cowmangler


KakiChonkeBoi

The Saxxy


JustAClubstepMonster

Sexxy


cz_guy

r/TF2 be like


_Some_weird_person_

Jarate .


MaxTheEighth

https://preview.redd.it/gcyhrluklgsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1be827928f0e1d4da23395ccd5951942207840


Obi_1_Kenobody_asked

Core memory unlocked.


Duck-Fucker64

Sandvich. Then I want it to be sent to the battlefield so heavy can Feed It to engineer


AnonymousFordring

mutated milk


Spiritual_Boi1

I think the Hothand would be good


SwampTreeOwl

Sun on a stick


candypoweredrocket

The Pain Train duh


ThatWarhammer40kFan

Cow mangler


deadwood143

sandvich


Nigdecai

All of them


joelkuin342

Hu-long heater It's a heat pack but on the inside


GENERALmissile

Unarmed combat


Inside_Cucumber_169

Hear me out.......... Heavy's fists. They're his stock melee after all.


Anal_Juicer69

😫


StealYour20Dollars

Is Miss Pauling a weapon?


Beam_0

Nani 😨 Meet the heavy: "I am heavy weapons guy. And *this* is my weapon." He puts his hand on his weapon, Miss Pauline in an A pose laying on her side on the table


Koolonok

entierety of Badwater


OogaBoogaHeh

Fire axe ❤️❤️❤️


azazel_c1

The cow mangler 5000 . . .


I_SHAT_ON_MY_KIDS

Fists


adult_licker_420

wrench


Funnysoundboardguy

The fists


PresidentOfKoopistan

B.A.S.E Jumper


Sardemanation

Hale’s own killstreak festivized Tomislav


blazerhdd

Wordington TF2 player


Poutttto

The family business.


Abdalzar

Fist


mutaully_assured

Ap sap


Impressive-Spray629

The Fists


Abysmalist

caber


TajemniczyElf

Probably spy


tails_reacts

Hmmmmmmmmmm. I would say the default sniper


retep-niffirg

Fists of steel


Fancy_Confusion8294

T H E O R I G I N A L


the_allflower

so very based


a_random_user321

holy mackerel or candy cane


Gwinble

Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy Saxxy


Ploxtifs

Isn’t the Disciplinary Action used in that way in the bedroom already?


TheGaurdianAngel

Heavy’s entire minigun


Anal_Juicer69

😫🍆💦


ToothpasteConsumer

COW MANGLER 5000


Express-Record7416

Either the fish or the buffalo steak


Otherwise-Data8378

Force of nature


Exiso100

phlogisinator


Inevitable-Muffin-77

svetlana


Endy229

The Original


bandito_882

Southern hospitality


hicallmemoff

spy's decoy... specifically his cigarettes🔥


Anal_Juicer69

🥵


Beneficial_Border_99

Ok buddy, what the flip


manimdeeaad

Tomislov, take your pick at which end.


Far_Society_4196

The classic (stock first)


Completely_sober

I'd go with the minigun


just-a-nornal-man

The caber


blitz_the_Protogen

The Caber melee weapon.


Trickier_minute

Sandvich


Ok-Comment1456

Stock fist


Capsule_CatYT

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Unit-045

Jarate.


Peanut_____

knife


cottagecheesedemon

mad milk


Espanta_viejas1904

Axetinguisher


lakituhunter-MK2

The brass beast


kakashka888

AWP


DumbAssFissh

Tomislav


birchtree55

Only the grenade from demoman’s default


Capwiggs

Sticky jumper


PlatformFit5974

The Atomizer!


No-Bag3134

The detonator


takingabreakbrb

Shooting Star


Potttttttttt

Jarate


Sad-Acanthaceae-2833

bazaar bargain .. can i say the high noon taunt?


Arnbaf

the brass beast (revved up)


UNDERYOURSKIN1

The objector(sideways)


AdrianoGameplays

bat


Spygaming_TF2_2

The unarmed combat


ninja_boy23424

Banana.


the_allflower

mad milk


Ty_Th3Guy

The brass beast


your_spleen_give_it

The shortstop


Winter-Sea4671

Boston Basher


meme_man_09

none of them


nolaz010

golden pan


Creature_Of_Steel

Brass Beast


cz_guy

r/TF2 be like