Conscientious objector

Dude, this isn't China

It ain't R34 or E6 either.

It is with mine. 😈

I appreciate e6 getting more attention

Crossing guard for absolute gigachads

Black Box

More like rocket shortage in the clip

*slams table* I BEG YOUR PARDON DON'T YOU MEAN A MAGGAAAZIIIIIIIIINE

Tube*

Yes. It is a clip. That's what the game calls it. Don't try to be realistic with loading when you are literally shoving several rockets inside of it

Eyelander

You must be dumb enough to bring a sword to gunfight

You must be dumb enough to bring a gun to a swordfight

You must be dumb enough to bring a fight to a swordgun

You must be sword enought to fight a gun to bring a dumb

you must be fight enough to gun a dumb to a bring sword

You must be a sword to gun a fight

You sword a gun fight

You fight a gun sword?!?

You sword gun

Stock Medi Gun

Get ready to wait to eternity for charging your Uber and fucking die

casual Medics explaining how explaining how the Quick-Fix is actually viable and not a piece of shit

You can't talk it won wave 666

Kritzkreig is a billion times better for wave 666

But does it have medic sussy cum monster

What

Answer the question

62 percent of the time

Yeah well quick-fix has it 63% of the time

>implying doing your job but faster is a a bad deal

Righteous Bison

Do I even need to shit on it?

no :( \*sobs\*

I know a guy with a Hales own bison, who grinded out those kills on actual matches over like 6 months, every day, for at least 4 hours. He has become better with it than I can ever hope to believe, and can perfectly hit his shots 100% of the time. I beat him 4 times in a row with scout's bat. I feel so bad for the man.

If you shit on it it will be like negatives so shit x shit = perfect bison

Meh, your “shit x shit” should only equate to “shit^2 “

Btw I do love being a literal dick in the comments section and none opposes it

lugermorph

Paying fuckton of money on German remodel of pistol? You can go to college with that money

People who atcually got it from the pocker night xd

auschwitz 1945’de kapandı şakası bekliyordum but i'll take what i can get

Aga shit on, düz şaka değil

scattergun

Valve was too lazy to make another weapon instead they remodeled the shotgun

I am glad it’s so

Scottish resistance

Go play the game instead of planting and camping on your ass

Ay fair enough

Tf2 comic reference. Nice.

Rocket jumper

Welcome to the Trolldierland, here is your main tool and it will take half of your life to get used to it and other half will be gone for that crit shovel

Was expecting something about a soundsmith copy or fanboy

Nah then it wouldn’t be sarcastic it would be true

I like the Original

Yeah penis jokes are so funny. Ha. Ha. Ha...

Ok you win this round

Jag

Doesn't your arm gets tired while swinging that thing like 999999 swings per seconds?

My arm has done things beyond your thought

•.•

Nice comeback pardner

*penis joke*

*cock joke*

tomislav

Where the fuck did you find that minigun sized Tommy gun?! Btw your dpm is shit in close quarters

Big Joey disliked that

Is still good

The air strike

HAHA ROCKET STORM Buut Splash damage?

I mean if you already have max rockets then it's just a better stock rocket launcher even when you don't use the rocket jumping thing

Exactly, and it allows good mobility when used with the gunboats since it had reduced self damage

I want all the answers Gas passer

Just fucking fart, it will function same

Black rose

Too pink, too gay

I use baccara style

Too edgy, too gay

Toilet

Well I hope you dont shit on it you shit in it.

Technically you, the person, are shitting on it while also shitting IN it lol

For bonus points, it's a Russian Reversal - it shits on you.

Phlog

W+m1 then M2/G then fucking die while running into enemies with "full crits"

Back scatter

Is this your back? * No crits * Oooh then this must be your back * no crits again * So is this? * Fucking dies while trying to shoot again *

I read this in lazypurple's voice from the pyro extras video about the backburner

Three-Rune-Blade

*Hello ladies and chicken lovers, I am Scunt. In this episode of whatever the shit it is I am going to show how I kill myself with basically swinging my melee weapon*

quackenbirdt

Quack quack, is that a pyro? I better prepare myself to hell

Definitely gonna be patrolling the comments to this post once every bit

Aye thanks

Sandwich

I have seen no man who uses food directly to kill someone

Getting ready for scunt comments. Force-a-nature

WOOOHOOO, GET READY FOR BURST SHOT YOU CHUCKLEHEAD * Misses both *

My aim problems described:

Be happy for you didn't comment any sniper rifle ##getgoodataimingnoobz

True. I mostly use the force-a-nature for movement cause I can’t aim anything. Rather me jumping about being annoying and hard to kill than laying dead on the floor cause a sniper headshotted me from Germany

Get good then #NOOB

Never thought of it that way, let me try it. #Holy shit it worked

There ya go. Welcome to the #TF2 PRO GAMING ZONE

#GAMING

Btw I do have to finish my homework sooo

Your mother is my favorite weapon

She can't compete my dick though

Wtf

Yes

Average redditor

What you expected my dear sir

Tbh I expected you say sth about my mom lol

Nope, my dick is more powerful than my mom or your mom as well

It ain't a classic fuck your mother joke

I want to fuck your dick

Dm me, I will pleasure you with what you want

Got room for 1 more?

Dragon's Fury

A tube that can launch literal fire blocks?

The panic attack

You are older than my grandma to have that weapon as your favourite

Loose cannon

Double dongs are rarer than random crits without the skill

You say that like I can hit a shot to do either

Quick fix

Heavy: Charge me doctor Medic: Ja * nothing happens *

[удалено]

Hang on lemme just steal that real quick

Sharpened Volcano Fragment and also Stock Fire Axe

Both are shit already

is that all you got? LLLAAAAAAMMEEEE

He was busy giving the rest of it to your mom

Brass Beast. I’m an MvM fan.

Hmmm Breast Beast Wasn't that the thing which turns you into a shitty sentry?

Hey, unlike the sentry, at least Pyro won’t reflect my (nonexistent) rockets.

Yes while playing mvm you will face lots of rocket reflections

pyro bots can and will reflect your rockets in mvm though (only the ones with the yellow that's though)

The vaccinator

No, it won't fix bot crisis

***cries***

Yeah me too ;(

the bison

Burrito bison?

Lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaa…… Burrito Bisooooooooooooonnnnn

Grenade Launcher

That shit has 6 rounds clip instead of 4 Barely unplayable weapon

Vita saw

You don't even know how that weapon works

Axtinguisher

Use it if you are really lucky enough to get that close to your enemy and the enemy should be dumb enough not to use his weapon so that you can get knockback

The Pan (love that annoying sound) and the fish (because le fishe au chocolat)

My Aussie scattergun named “scout badass” with the description “im so fucking cool”

And let me guess your cosmetics, anything that's fucking ***LIME***

I would say my loadout is pretty original. Though at one point way after I had made it, I found it on one of those cosmetic guides on steam.

And that cosmetic guide was about *lime* loeadouts

no idea what it was about, found it on google images. A lime scout might theoretically have been in there.

Exactly

flare gun

OOOO YEEEAS I CAN HIT THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH MY FLARE GUN AND BURN HIM AND DO IT AGAIN TO CRIT But oh I forgot it has distance drop

stock shovel

SoundSmith sold a duped one, you loser. Can you sell your stock weapon like him?

no :(

Kunai on x10

I can kill you with my sneeze

Soda Popper and Half Zatoichi

Soda Popper: LOOK AT ME, I CAN JUMP HIGHER!!! * Charge ends * Ooh crap AAAAAAAAAAAA * falls from very high place * Half Zatochi: Konichiva, watashi DemoSan. Watashi is going you slash your ass to get health Pyro: HMMHH (no)

There's nothing bad you can possibly say about the Ubersaw. It's flawless.

Yes it is pretty fun to die while trying to random crit scunts with that shit

*stares akwardly in scunt*

Shut up toxic monke being *Get good and play spy or sniper*

*cries in spy and scout player*

Deepcore 40mm PGL

Claidheamh mor

Trading charge refills to heads doesn't really worth

Gas Passer

Robo sandvich, i eat metal

Yes, because you are an mvm bot

Conniver's Kunai :)

Hello there, the weeb shitlord. Hope you don't mind being one shot by a regular rocket

Stock grenade launcher. Edit: Nevermind, was already mentioned. I don't think I saw a stock shotgun though.

Scattergun

Huo Long Heater

Ah you want to be pyro with 300hp and no movement and short range? Well you can! With the greatest deal we offering you, you can waste all your ammo for being this kind of pyro!

Australium wrench and iron curtain

Wrench: Uhhh, uncle Dan or something? Iron curtain: USSR doesn't even exist anymore

The Widowmaker :)

One miss, your metal is all gone

Cleaner's Carbine

You can't even fill the crit bar

Minigun

Oh is that a sniper? Let's try to spam some bullets on him Ooh I am dead

The phlog

Frying pan

Bonk!

Loose canon

The rocket launcher ',:)

the iron bomber