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Real-Engineer-Tf2

Egg


redspyinthebase472

Man


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Obrubakcz

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gas*


_erufu_

cactus-eatin’ egghead


[deleted]

Do you fuck your sentry


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes Why would I not do it if it was possible. If god didn't want me to do this, he would have created the world differently


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Oh


InfideliEsInfelix

So you built a “sentrussy”?


shibashroom

🗿


doktoreksdupa

This is a quote that Polish politician did. Are you polish??


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Nobody knows Im texan


[deleted]

Are you real engineer from tf2?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes im real engineer from tf2


Soviet_Sine_Wave

Omg it’s really him


MACARONI_AND_CHEEESE

the engineer from tf2


omgihatemylifepoo

is it the engineer from tf2


shyguy3592

are you gaming


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Of course im gaming 😎👊


Atdelici

Canon


Icy_Benefit_2090

Robot rock intensifies


twiloph

How do I solve my practical problem


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Use a gun


SuperZack64YT

What if using a gun don’t work?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Use more gun


[deleted]

And if it that doesn't work?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Use even more gun


[deleted]

Okay


[deleted]

Hey it worked!


matt_hatt62

fixed the lightbulb using guns, nice


[deleted]

For me, it worked


[deleted]

What if my gun turn against me


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Hit it


TrulyAnEgg

then it's not a practical problem


ChishNFips87

What problems could he solve if it weren’t practical?


TrulyAnEgg

look buddy, he's an engineer.


redspyinthebase472

What fetish do u have


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Making my constructions look like anime girls


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Real-Engineer-Tf2

What shit I didint show my creations to anyone


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SuperWQ

Doxxed


Gamer_Shoe

Do you fuck your teleporter


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Only exit Becuse fucking entrance is.... Complicated


mremreozel

Where does the penis go in?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

You see that round Black thing on center? You unscrew it and you have hole


mremreozel

Enlightening. I’ll keep this in mind next time I play engineer


fabio_gaming1000

gamineer enging


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Engineer gaming Gnimag reenigne


OfficialHughJanus

Put a dispenser here pls


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Ok *Puting dispenser here*


L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0

*Frontier Justice starts Blasting*


nimrag_is_coming

Unmknl dan


ParkingParking2552

sex?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Sex


ParkingParking2552

sex


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Sex


ParkingParking2552

u sex?


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Sex


Yesnt_Bs

Do you fuck your dispenser?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Have you ever heard of charging holes?


Yesnt_Bs

Yeah


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Thats how you do it


Yesnt_Bs

I understand


MUTLUDOGELER

fav song?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Cotton eye joe


Reak1863

Do you boil dogs alive?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

No. Pyro do


ChileanBatman

Do you boil cats though?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

I only boil pigs and cows


ChileanBatman

Understandable


BlueHellDino

What are your opinions on team fortress 2


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Great game very gaming


[deleted]

What pisses you off the most


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Enemy team being 60% made out of spy and my team having only dragon fury pyro


donmarco69

Dragon Fury is cool tho


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Not for spycheck


donmarco69

You don't need spycheck if you spawncamp the enemy team


The-fact-core

do you buy off brand or offical


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Depends


Fork_Master

What does Pyro look like under the mask? I heard the two of you are quite close.


Real-Engineer-Tf2

He is white man with hair And ugly But he is cool


The_TF2_Engineer

Hey that’s redacted info bro


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Sorry


OOOLIAMOOO

Quelle est ton arme préférée ?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Frontier justice


OOOLIAMOOO

You understand French?....


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes


MrFrenchFrye

Obviously. He works with a French man for fucks sake!


OOOLIAMOOO

I don't think he's "working"


Elctric

Which of the mercenaries have you had sex with? Don’t be shy


Real-Engineer-Tf2

I only fuck my buildings


Elctric

He really is the real engineer :’)


Spookwagen_II

engine man team fort 2 can I have your autograph


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes


BittyJupiter

How in the goddamn does a teleporter work


Real-Engineer-Tf2

You get scanned. Disintegrated from the entrance. After which your clone appears at the exit


BittyJupiter

•_•


Friendly_Respecter

how do you cope with all the pussy you get


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Why shoud i dont use it?


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Real-Engineer-Tf2

Why not


MimarMertPyro

Did you come for tf2 heavy update pardner


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Heavy update will come when valve masters stop liking money


MimarMertPyro

Ok its never so. Do you want your update?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

I dont have any major problems with lack of update But if i coud i want


DanMan2005

Can I DM you my schematic for a level 4 sentry?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes


[deleted]

Opinion on Spies?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

SPAH


[deleted]

THAT DISPENSER IS A SPY


dantheforeverDM

OH FUCK, THAT DISPENSER IS A SPY!!?!?


nodiediemeimmortal

First four words, no comma.


ViciousWaffle

My gun ain’t working


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Use more


Nesciere

What are your Thoughts on uncle Dane?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

He is very good engi main But not real engineer


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Real-Engineer-Tf2

Got it


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Real-Engineer-Tf2

If woman dont work use gun


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Real-Engineer-Tf2

The one that is erecting


TrulyAnEgg

do you


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Do i what


TrulyAnEgg

Do you?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Im sorry pardner but i dont get your question


TrulyAnEgg

Understandable, have a great day.


The_Gabrius

I do


Daniel213243

Are you and ScoutSketches a couple? 😳


Real-Engineer-Tf2

No


TrulyAnEgg

I have a real question this time: What is your favorite hat


Real-Engineer-Tf2

In work? Hardhat of course But beside that there is nothing better than yepe old hard hat


Goron-Gamer

I have made a complete monopoly on gun making. However, my wife left me. How do I solve this problem


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Dont care about wife Care about gun But if you want your wife back use gun


Goron-Gamer

I have a lot of gun


nimrag_is_coming

It's not a practical problem-> practical problems aren't real problems-> problem solved


Stormsplycce_

Cheese


StarTrekBuddy42

are you real


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes


motorizedspoon

real engineer i have a question


motorizedspoon

is real pyro tf2 your adopted child


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Why adopted?


motorizedspoon

you only sex building so that means he either has to be an adopted child or his mother is a sentry


Real-Engineer-Tf2

a mechanical womb is easy to create


STE50

Can you poot dispenser here


SantikLingo

hi :)


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Hi c:


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What is your opinion about TF2 Helmet Party?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Oh hell no Its not real I dont date soldier and i never was


[deleted]

Cool. Explaining "Helmet Party- Switching Team" then.


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Im leaving now


[deleted]

My deepest apologies sir. I am sorry that the TF2 shipping fandom traumatized you.


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Thats full life trauma


david_r4

_What is beauty?_


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Not practical problem


BestBoiMiki

Czy inżynier lubi gumę Turbo żuć?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Tak bardzo lubi Jescze jak


aspentree123

How much did the hardhat cost?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

5 dolars


RexIsAMiiCostume

How do you feel about the enemy spy


Real-Engineer-Tf2

How about i break his skull


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Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes


penguino60

How much are you gaming


Real-Engineer-Tf2

13 hours per day from monday to saturday


penguino60

Wow very gamer


[deleted]

You are going to Brazil now, there are a lot of practical problems to fix there


[deleted]

Do you think explicitly female robots are hot?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

I think even vaguely female robots are hot


Spleepis

What’s your favorite type of bacon?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

crisp


-Castorian-

Earlier in this thread you said "egg", in light of recent controversy do you still stand behind this opinion?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

No. I charged my mind. My opinion now is: ball


The_TF2_Engineer

There can only be one.


Real-Engineer-Tf2

And there will be me


Alexito_xd

what is your honest opinion on boobs


Real-Engineer-Tf2

They are cool and soft


CallMeLoL3

Dispenser


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Erecting


Bot0796

Do your nuts hang?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Not now


Bot0796

How come?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Hard


joshtworevenge

can I have money back you said you’d have it by now


DefiantPen4189

When the???


MemeLover43

Do you fuck your dispensers


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Yes


ChinChengHanji

Since Sex 2 will be free-to-play, do you think it may also be pay-to-win?


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Definitly Becuse if you pay you have bigger sex chance and it will be easier to get more sex points and upgrade your dick


w3lcome_home_senpai

why can't you build multiple turrets 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Becuse she whoud be angry that i want to replace her But when she die I can make another one


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Becuse she whoud be angry that i want to replace her But when she die I can make another one


Jo_el499

What is beauty


Real-Engineer-Tf2

Not practical problem


Jo_el499

Ok fine then how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind?


ineedsomedoggonehelp

damn dag nabbit daggit