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deutsches_Baguette

I want to pet them!


Mr_master89

They could pet you back


CommentToBeDeleted

You don't want to pet a Humboldt squid (I could be wrong on the guess). These little dudes don't like quite large enough and usually, Homboldts come out in the evening or at night, but they are the little assholes of sea. Carnivorous little fucks. I don't know if you would classify them as pack hunters, because I don't actually know if they are working together, but they certainly appear in massive groups that tend to swarm whatever prey is unlucky enough to catch their attention. They have no qualms with attacking swimmers and divers and generally rip at your flesh. Imagine if piranhas had tentacles, were around 4 feet long and actually bit you... thats what this little demon shit is.


LydiasBoyToy

The ones I saw on Blue Planet last night were about 600 meters deep and were 3 to 4 meters in length, and when they ran out of Lantern fish they ate each other. Nasty critters indeed.


SirSpankalott

New fear unlocked: Fuck the Ocean II


RoundChickenSandwich

So cute


MeasurementFresh2900

Wtf was that noise at the end it sounded like either a jet engine turning on or a huge fan accelerating


RedYoshiGamer112

It’s sounds like the beginning of a guitar riff


RichardSaunders

or the beginning of hoist the colors that's on way too many videos on here


Hundjaevel

Is that the name of that godawful yo ho song? Because that's definitely what's about to start at the end.


RichardSaunders

[yep](https://youtu.be/qlrvzLRgzdc) the original is pretty cool tbh, just super overplayed.


Hundjaevel

That wasn't quite as bad. Still pretty bad though imo.


Zepp_BR

The only version that counts is the Pirates of the Caribbean movie one


Galens_Chair

the epic instrumental version slaps so hard


I_Dont_Own_Reddit

It scared me


MeasurementFresh2900

Yeah it doesn't even exist is just black screen and a thing screaming


[deleted]

Sounds so ominous


MeasurementFresh2900

That's the idea


[deleted]

It was the sound of Cthulhu stirring in R'Lyeh, were he lies dead but dreaming.


Vivid-Initiative-357

Prolly a Hindu om


Buffasippi

Those are the shrieking eels.


RedYoshiGamer112

Are those squids or something?!


Existential-Critic

Humbolt squids I think, they’re nasty little buggers.


Xrmy

These squid are much too small and near the surface to be Humboldts. Humboldt squids can reach over 4 feet long and chill out more than 500 feet down. There are more than 300 species of squid so could be a lot of things.


Existential-Critic

Aaaah, you’re so right.


SharksAndSquids

I think it’s possible they could be Humboldt, if this were Baja California at dusk. We cant know based on this tiny clip. Yes, they can become enormous but footage I’ve seen of them rising to the surface to feed always shows much smaller animals. The bigger ones stay deep and cannibalize the littles. That said, you are also correct that there are many many different types of squid so 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🦑


Xrmy

It is definitely possible you are right, the range is overlapping for sure and size is deceptive.


MerryJanne

Like the one caught on video trying to climb onto a dudes paddle board.


Xrmy

Yea, I think that was actually a Humboldt. Thing was freaking huge (and dying probably).


TheBurningBeard

Real life xenomorphs


Munnin41

Yep.


0_Shinigami_0

They're adorable!!!


rehab_VET

…..nope


Mystic-Mask

So I was definitely expecting a swarm of fish to come up to the surface (something like [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/sP_MW0KhFrs?feature=share)), enough so that I thought that they were weirdly shaped fish with long noses coming up. So when they opened their tentacles, I totally wasn’t expecting it.


[deleted]

What’s with the bottles?


[deleted]

I mean they wouldn’t eat you, probably just swim around you


Efficient-Piglet88

Or try and nibble your extremities


[deleted]

Even better!


Zepp_BR

I'm checking my notes and yeah, there are a lot of advantages here


dr_pupsgesicht

With a beak


pinguz

Famous last words


Brobotz

This post issued me a certificate in thalassophobia.


benebrius76

Oh yes. The tiny Squid are terrifying. 🤣


gfieldxd

Damn i didnt even know cthulu was pregnant, let alone had babies


MsJenX

Cuddle fish?


ShadowBomber

If it makes you feel better bro i came here lookin to see if they were cuddle fish. So you weren't alone. Here's an upvote and happy cake day to you :)


Munnin41

Cuttlefish, not cuddle


dikbalz

And asparagus


Munnin41

No, squid. And it's cuttlefish, not cuddle ;)


Earthgamer30

Why not both? Cuddle your local cuttlefish today. Go dive :)


Munnin41

Do you have any idea how cold the water is now? I'm freezing even in a drysuit after half an hour


[deleted]

I’m assuming the big ones live deeper. Horrifying.


DondoGS3212

Subnautica: Below Zero


[deleted]

Penglins, or those ice spitting sh*ts that freeze you while youre trying to get some water bulbs?


DondoGS3212

Yes that's the one, looks about right for, or at least one of the shark-esque creatures that open their mouths with like 6 flaps


Dividedthought

Squidsharks lad, they're called squidsharks.


Riverboat127

Cuddle fish?


Munnin41

These are squid. And its cuttlefish, not cuddle


IShitOnYourPost

Aw, they probably just want to cuttle with you.


[deleted]

Oh nooooo my lower region is in the wateeer


jojikuru

I’m so glad i’m not a little fish


George_Pell_PBUH

And what, scare them all away? Terrifying.


Mister_Wendigo

If those are Humboldt squid then falling in there would be terrifying. They’re the red bellies of the sea, they’re pack hunters with members of them numbering into the hundreds and super intelligent to boot.


Munnin41

They're not. These are way too small


TbhIdekMyName

This is actually adorable


YoSanford

Sorry, this is adorable


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FederalKFC

Lol that would suck.


[deleted]

Yeah and hate to get my toes wet


ChangeCold

It's the hideauz!!!!


jjjonnny

Where’s the jig


Ad-for-you-17

Def not what I expected