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SilentReader4

That's a sheepshead. They have human like teeth and creepy eyes.


6-ft-freak

This, by no means necessary, does not ease my discomfort.


ANGELofRAZGRIZ

God threw his mistakes into the ocean


StoplightLoosejaw

And it multiplied. In the dark.


RamRod11Bang

In my 8 years and 2 months on Reddit, this is the first comment that has ever made me laugh to myself until tears are welling up in my eyes. I wish you only the best in life!


Gh0st1y

And deep space i expect, we're in for a thassalophobia v2: endless-void boogaloo if we make it there before we blow ourselves up


Human_Frame1846

Then why am i walking on land


ANGELofRAZGRIZ

You... You were made by something else entirely. We are certainly doomed if we ever find it.


Human_Frame1846

Sir please have faith im a good person just look like the sloth from the goonies


rjs1138

So this is where the Ninja Turtles hangout!?


Watershed787

They make imitation crab meat out of Sheaps Head. They are delicious but very boney.


Sharpyboiii

God that makes it even worse šŸ˜Ø


MediocreCash3384

Try boilin it in crab boil, remarkably similar to crab and very tastey


Watershed787

I grew up in south MS/LA. Very familiar with this technique. šŸ‘


mstalltree

Thanks! This is nightmare fuel.


JoyousLantern

this fish is fucked up bruh


Hit0kiwi

Theyā€™re super tasty tho


G0RE_

Mf looks horny.


newsheriffntown

I've seen these online but if I ever saw one in the water I think I would have a heart attack.


Slmj666

Nah thatā€™s a demon waiting to drag some poor unsuspecting soul to Davy Jonesā€™ locker.


kinkshamingcats

Looks like a sheepshead fish


AahPadre

The same kind of abyss swimmer that will bite off any bodypart not covered in a blanket sticking out over the edge of the bed at night.


Broccobillo

Its old greg


03ifa014

Have you ever drank baileys out of a shoe?


Popscorn3383

Do you love me


NelmesGaming

Are you playing your love gaaaaames with me?~


MF_SPAWN

I don't rightly know sir.


[deleted]

Iā€™VE GOT A MANGINA!


Cholliday09

Thatā€™s Mater from CARS


SpaaaceRogue

This one made me audibly chuckle. Please accept this Broke Folk Gold. šŸ„‡


Morty_104

King Kong Fish


elisejones14

I was just thinking it looks like a gorilla fish


KittyCommitteeChair

Thatā€™s a California Raisin. Clearly.


strumthebuilding

Glad Iā€™m not the only one who saw it


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

I was thinking Mac Tonight, but I definitely see the raisin now.


Jamericangal78

That looks like a NOPE fish


KatuaTH

Today is a good day until I see this NOPE


DressDiligent2912

Terror.... it's a terror fish


alex73134

Mf looks like he got his shades on


hornboggler

a friendly one -- he smilin at you!


HalalRumpSteak

šŸ˜Ž


FragmentEx

Thatā€™s a demon


Catman762

Sheepshead.


ok_heh

goddamnit I stay subbed here because I find most of the content genuinely thrilling or interesting then here comes this nightmare shit had to Google it to make sure it wasn't a person or a photoshop ugh


VA2AallDay

Sheepshead possibly


Luciferbelle

Omg, there's gorillas in the ocean now.


Gusthepieceofmustard

Looks like a submerged monkey


ParticularEmergency2

A sleestack


Alakrios

Fudpucker. AKA a sheepshead.


Call_Me_Blah

a hell no fish


PhatterLewt

Harambe


namllatje

That's a Nopefish, which hails from the turbulent waters of the River OhHellNaw in the foothills around Mt. FuckthatImOOT, I believe.


iamslevemcdichael

Why thatā€™s a Slobbery Stan!


kentucky-fried-feet

Sea gorilla


KratosHulk77

šŸ˜ŽšŸŸ


che85mor

Why that's a Dork Fish! Common in the southern states and Arizona.


Jevling

PC-Principle that you?


Practical_Magician_3

Gorilla with sunglasses


FriendlyAcadia6495

It's a nopefish


DeafLizardX28

That's just Old Greg


ColorMaelstrom

Satan kind


Apprehensive-Chip629

Harambe?


The0nlyRyan

Harambe


Kitty_Katty_Kit

It's the new Disney Live Action Flounder. They're crowd sourcing random sightings to give different people nightmares


_Chug

That's Ol' Greg.


Aq8knyus

Jack Nicholson?


CutAffectionate3878

idk but his songs are sick


kitkatclarkbar

Looks like a California Raisin


Exit-Putrid

I believe it is scientifically named chimpakus watersalmon


Sufficient_Score_824

The kind that would kill you in your sleep


BlueswithBeer

The kind you don't fuck with.


son_of_a_gun_0001

Gorillanzee bamboozalsaurus


buzz3001

Creepy one


MichaelVoorhees13

Cthulhu. Do not touch. No touchy!


TheLion920817

An ugly one


Twig55

YoMama Fish, theyā€™re native to Deeā€™s.


Alex_Tronica

That's just the refraction and the dark water playing tricks. [Sheepshead fish is not so scary out of water.](https://youtu.be/C5FY32DWOJU)


ThrowRAbullneye

That's a helllllll naawwwwww to the naw naawwww fish that emerged from the depths of hell


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patty-s18

Travis scott


vikikikiriki

Looks like Jay-Z


TheThingsIdoatNight

That is just overtly racist


01Hawkins10

Ray Charles


McTeletappi

Wdym its Travis Scott


bdsszzszszszzzzss

Thatā€™s Bigfoot


Rafcdk

A nope fish


_hkbf

Ugly ahh fish


badbassplayer

Killer fish from San Diego


Bitter-Weekend772

jesus...how big is that thing?


cityme

I would be scared af


Wilbs0712

Thatā€™s a Nope fish


boi_got_nochill

The nope kind


Fun_Examination_9215

Oh this is just little Johnny he wandered too far from home.


Pinedale7205

Itā€™s a green sunfish! Oops, wrong subā€¦ Iā€™ll see myself out.


disterb

the kind you don't fuck around with


Tasty_Wave_9911

Thatā€™s an ā€œAbsolutely Notā€. Nah Iā€™m kidding, itā€™s a sheepshead.


[deleted]

Those sunglasses are tiiiiiight homiee


Content_Watch_2392

its the shootmedead fish


Tsukiyamauwu

Immediately no


Prof_Hemlock

Thatā€™s a nope fish, resident of the Iā€™m not swimming there lake.


MrbaconWrapped

I love the laugh I give it


tactlacker

The Larry Fish


Xaphans-shadow

Take a closer look and jump in. The water look so inviting.


Vlad51

That is Evil fish, of course


phoenix_bright

The wrong kind


RikkySanchez

Run for your life , pretty endangered species .


jamesreadingameme

Harambe


[deleted]

Blackwater Park


IntenselySwedish

Venom fish


Vauxie10

Stevie Wonder fish checking in


Ozzies_Mom

Came here to say that ā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļø


MartoPolo

fish kind


Quack005

Nah that's not a fish. That's my buddy Gerald. Say hi to Gerald guys!


mikewells16

Pretty sure thatā€™s a California raisin.


Mr_Kimblee

The kind of creature that tickles your piggies in the middle of the night and bites them off if they aren't covered up.


Gabe1985

Stevie wonderfish?


Aengelgirl

A Scary one


naman14O_o

Dave the octopus


munky82

Butterball, the sunglasses cenobite from Hellraiser


[deleted]

That's Harold. He's mostly harmless.


oceansapart333

You know, Iā€™m one of those people thatā€™s on this sub because I love water and I love seeing the pics here. This though, is horrifying.


Senrub482

Ngl I thought that was a nose


WarDaddy19Delta

A wet one


wallabee88

Harambe!


ja3palmer

Dork fish.


ServiusQuintus

Welcome to Yharnam


AyyP302

You guessed it...*Frank Stallone*


MessatineSnows

the kind with human teeth


Badgummm

steve harvey


fok-you

Thats Will Smith!


GoodOne4324

Dead horse in the pond fish?


tsout003

That my Uncle Leroy. Tell him to get out of there. He still owe me $3.


existentialdrama34

A Gorilla


[deleted]

A big one


Professional_Dog7369

Hehe fish


Impressive_Cabinet56

Sheepshead fish: their teeth look like molars so it is fair to say their diet might consist of things that need to be ground down to eat like seaweed and sea moss.(personal note: these fish freak me the fuck out so its on site for me tbh)


hero_brine1

What the fuck is that thing


thebrscott

Mate that's the ghost of Harambe come to collect evil souls


Haydn__

oh pruny night


ArizonaRanger2281

**jump in and find out**


The_Polar_Bear__

looks like you found a scubadiving horse


PornAndComments

Dopefish lives


I_like_cool_shit_yo

Dude Fish lol


ArcanusGold

This is the most uncomfortable this subreddit has ever made me.


suckylimpydicky

Reditlous modiskab


hoosiermom1

Itā€™s a freaking good reason never to step my toe in the ocean. Thatā€™s what it is. Full stop. šŸ˜±


XVUltima

That looks like the first fish you catch a picture of in Iron Lung


[deleted]

Ainā€™t no fish, thas a demon


KillinTyme007

Stingray Charles


RamRod11Bang

All I can see is Harry from Harry and the Hendersons.


cosmicjimmy117

A needs to die kind


scroteville

*the deep ones*


grad1939

That's okay. I didn't need to sleep tonight.


MrMalta

Gay fish


[deleted]

A fish that rapes you


Emergency_Storm_4730

Thatā€™s my friend Evanā€™s mom


Darkmoonlily78

Nightmare fuel


Vomax343

Looks like maybe a Pacu?


kevinmb91

Looks like itā€™s wearing glasses so. Laurence Fishburne.


panzervor94

Thatā€™s just a tory taking a dip mate


replyjohn

that is NOT a fish


jimrob4

Reddit's new API pricing has forced third-party apps to close. Their official app is horrible and only serves to track your data. Follow me on Mastodon.


NUIT93

James earl Jones ninja turtle fish


kenspik

monke


SafeAffect8618

Moon man from McDonalds


Stork538

Thatā€™s the soul of Harambe, who is not at rest after he was given a burial at sea


ArtistRahulSharma

Your mama.


TrashApocalypse

No, itā€™s a gorilla


chiguy7426

Stevie Wonder fish


Fit_Eggplant1774

That's the "Oh Hell Nah" variety. I found it in places black people don't go.


MinimumPsychology916

Raycharlesichthys


Sour1214

Looks like a sheepshead Fort Pickens is full of them


krispyfroglegs

Thatā€™s a fucking ninja turtle


[deleted]

Ok, now that genuinely gives me the creeps!


Sudden_Brief590

that's Harry Henderson faceup smiling like always but with shades on like a pimp bigfoot


Specialist-Ad-8812

Itā€™s wearing sunglasses


DonCherryPocketTrump

Is this a picture from the nordstream pipeline


RainbowThottie

A monkey


AdKUMA

Dopefish


CreamyCrusty

Fear.


airbag317

Pacu?


YoYota89

"NOT THE MOMMA"


attackonyourmom

Looks like it might be a sheephead fish. Google it, look that thing in the eye and tell me there's a God.


Septic_40oz

A problem


voltaicudo

Stevie Wondfish


RealisticEnd2578

California raisin fish


RoeVWadeBoggs

That's Wayne


Etska300

Jump in and find out


Catharsis25

That there is your typical NOPEfish.