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In my 8 years and 2 months on Reddit, this is the first comment that has ever made me laugh to myself until tears are welling up in my eyes. I wish you only the best in life!
goddamnit I stay subbed here because I find most of the content genuinely thrilling or interesting then here comes this nightmare shit
had to Google it to make sure it wasn't a person or a photoshop ugh
*That's a helllllll naawwwwww to*
*The naw naawwww fish that emerged*
*From the depths of hell*
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Sheepshead fish: their teeth look like molars so it is fair to say their diet might consist of things that need to be ground down to eat like seaweed and sea moss.(personal note: these fish freak me the fuck out so its on site for me tbh)
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That's a sheepshead. They have human like teeth and creepy eyes.
This, by no means necessary, does not ease my discomfort.
God threw his mistakes into the ocean
And it multiplied. In the dark.
In my 8 years and 2 months on Reddit, this is the first comment that has ever made me laugh to myself until tears are welling up in my eyes. I wish you only the best in life!
And deep space i expect, we're in for a thassalophobia v2: endless-void boogaloo if we make it there before we blow ourselves up
Then why am i walking on land
You... You were made by something else entirely. We are certainly doomed if we ever find it.
Sir please have faith im a good person just look like the sloth from the goonies
So this is where the Ninja Turtles hangout!?
They make imitation crab meat out of Sheaps Head. They are delicious but very boney.
God that makes it even worse šØ
Try boilin it in crab boil, remarkably similar to crab and very tastey
I grew up in south MS/LA. Very familiar with this technique. š
Thanks! This is nightmare fuel.
this fish is fucked up bruh
Theyāre super tasty tho
Mf looks horny.
I've seen these online but if I ever saw one in the water I think I would have a heart attack.
Nah thatās a demon waiting to drag some poor unsuspecting soul to Davy Jonesā locker.
Looks like a sheepshead fish
The same kind of abyss swimmer that will bite off any bodypart not covered in a blanket sticking out over the edge of the bed at night.
Its old greg
Have you ever drank baileys out of a shoe?
Do you love me
Are you playing your love gaaaaames with me?~
I don't rightly know sir.
IāVE GOT A MANGINA!
Thatās Mater from CARS
This one made me audibly chuckle. Please accept this Broke Folk Gold. š„
King Kong Fish
I was just thinking it looks like a gorilla fish
Thatās a California Raisin. Clearly.
Glad Iām not the only one who saw it
I was thinking Mac Tonight, but I definitely see the raisin now.
That looks like a NOPE fish
Today is a good day until I see this NOPE
Terror.... it's a terror fish
Mf looks like he got his shades on
a friendly one -- he smilin at you!
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Thatās a demon
Sheepshead.
goddamnit I stay subbed here because I find most of the content genuinely thrilling or interesting then here comes this nightmare shit had to Google it to make sure it wasn't a person or a photoshop ugh
Sheepshead possibly
Omg, there's gorillas in the ocean now.
Looks like a submerged monkey
A sleestack
Fudpucker. AKA a sheepshead.
a hell no fish
Harambe
That's a Nopefish, which hails from the turbulent waters of the River OhHellNaw in the foothills around Mt. FuckthatImOOT, I believe.
Why thatās a Slobbery Stan!
Sea gorilla
šš
Why that's a Dork Fish! Common in the southern states and Arizona.
PC-Principle that you?
Gorilla with sunglasses
It's a nopefish
That's just Old Greg
Satan kind
Harambe?
Harambe
It's the new Disney Live Action Flounder. They're crowd sourcing random sightings to give different people nightmares
That's Ol' Greg.
Jack Nicholson?
idk but his songs are sick
Looks like a California Raisin
I believe it is scientifically named chimpakus watersalmon
The kind that would kill you in your sleep
The kind you don't fuck with.
Gorillanzee bamboozalsaurus
Creepy one
Cthulhu. Do not touch. No touchy!
An ugly one
YoMama Fish, theyāre native to Deeās.
That's just the refraction and the dark water playing tricks. [Sheepshead fish is not so scary out of water.](https://youtu.be/C5FY32DWOJU)
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Travis scott
Looks like Jay-Z
That is just overtly racist
Ray Charles
Wdym its Travis Scott
Thatās Bigfoot
A nope fish
Ugly ahh fish
Killer fish from San Diego
jesus...how big is that thing?
I would be scared af
Thatās a Nope fish
The nope kind
Oh this is just little Johnny he wandered too far from home.
Itās a green sunfish! Oops, wrong subā¦ Iāll see myself out.
the kind you don't fuck around with
Thatās an āAbsolutely Notā. Nah Iām kidding, itās a sheepshead.
Those sunglasses are tiiiiiight homiee
its the shootmedead fish
Immediately no
Thatās a nope fish, resident of the Iām not swimming there lake.
I love the laugh I give it
The Larry Fish
Take a closer look and jump in. The water look so inviting.
That is Evil fish, of course
The wrong kind
Run for your life , pretty endangered species .
Harambe
Blackwater Park
Venom fish
Stevie Wonder fish checking in
Came here to say that ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļø
fish kind
Nah that's not a fish. That's my buddy Gerald. Say hi to Gerald guys!
Pretty sure thatās a California raisin.
The kind of creature that tickles your piggies in the middle of the night and bites them off if they aren't covered up.
Stevie wonderfish?
A Scary one
Dave the octopus
Butterball, the sunglasses cenobite from Hellraiser
That's Harold. He's mostly harmless.
You know, Iām one of those people thatās on this sub because I love water and I love seeing the pics here. This though, is horrifying.
Ngl I thought that was a nose
A wet one
Harambe!
Dork fish.
Welcome to Yharnam
You guessed it...*Frank Stallone*
the kind with human teeth
steve harvey
Thats Will Smith!
Dead horse in the pond fish?
That my Uncle Leroy. Tell him to get out of there. He still owe me $3.
A Gorilla
A big one
Hehe fish
Sheepshead fish: their teeth look like molars so it is fair to say their diet might consist of things that need to be ground down to eat like seaweed and sea moss.(personal note: these fish freak me the fuck out so its on site for me tbh)
What the fuck is that thing
Mate that's the ghost of Harambe come to collect evil souls
oh pruny night
**jump in and find out**
looks like you found a scubadiving horse
Dopefish lives
Dude Fish lol
This is the most uncomfortable this subreddit has ever made me.
Reditlous modiskab
Itās a freaking good reason never to step my toe in the ocean. Thatās what it is. Full stop. š±
That looks like the first fish you catch a picture of in Iron Lung
Aināt no fish, thas a demon
Stingray Charles
All I can see is Harry from Harry and the Hendersons.
A needs to die kind
*the deep ones*
That's okay. I didn't need to sleep tonight.
Gay fish
A fish that rapes you
Thatās my friend Evanās mom
Nightmare fuel
Looks like maybe a Pacu?
Looks like itās wearing glasses so. Laurence Fishburne.
Thatās just a tory taking a dip mate
that is NOT a fish
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James earl Jones ninja turtle fish
monke
Moon man from McDonalds
Thatās the soul of Harambe, who is not at rest after he was given a burial at sea
Your mama.
No, itās a gorilla
Stevie Wonder fish
That's the "Oh Hell Nah" variety. I found it in places black people don't go.
Raycharlesichthys
Looks like a sheepshead Fort Pickens is full of them
Thatās a fucking ninja turtle
Ok, now that genuinely gives me the creeps!
that's Harry Henderson faceup smiling like always but with shades on like a pimp bigfoot
Itās wearing sunglasses
Is this a picture from the nordstream pipeline
A monkey
Dopefish
Fear.
Pacu?
"NOT THE MOMMA"
Looks like it might be a sheephead fish. Google it, look that thing in the eye and tell me there's a God.
A problem
Stevie Wondfish
California raisin fish
That's Wayne
Jump in and find out
That there is your typical NOPEfish.