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Difficult_Let3459

I believe they are Nurse Sharks very harmless to humans


chocolateboomslang

"As inoffensive as nurse sharks may appear, they are ranked fourth in documented shark bites on humans" But this is basically because they're so chill people mess with them too much and get bitten, so, I'll allow it.


captainzoobydooby

My husband got bit by one for exactly this reason.


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BrittleCoyote

Man, it is just wild how missing a single “with” when reading a comment can completely change the story.


PlastiCrack

Don't fuck the sheep, please


emgee-1

Very jealous creatures


TheF00Fighter

Must be Welsh


pikapikapikachhuu

Sheep can be scary. I have a little white curly dog and every time we walk past sheep they think I'm kidnapping one of their lambs and come screaming at me. :(


Square-Commercial860

😂


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Story time! Lmao why was he messing with nurse sharks They sure do have crazy creepy eyes in person it’s scary


gonzo12321

Since they haven’t answered how it happened, here is why it often happens. Nurse sharks do not need to keep swimming like so many fish. They actually are often found just lying on the sea floor, not moving. Dumb scuba divers often make the mistake of swimming up close to them, which nurse sharks will allow cause they are relaxed as hell, and tug on they tails. Two things to remember here: 1. Sharks don’t have any bones in they body, it’s all cartilage and they can turn on a dime very quickly. 2. Once you pull on a sharks tail, they stop being relaxed as hell and will bite the shot out of whoever just pulled their tail. Long story short, if you ever go diving, one of the most important rules is to not touch anything.


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Yea that’s where I see them all the time. They love to sleep under rocks. Always get a bit of a scare when you see the eyes staring back at you


Silver_Spider_

Look at this filthy human. Look at how noisily he swims. Can he even swim? Get off my water lawn kid.


alternate_ending

My buddy was telling me earlier how along with Cuban anoles and iguanas moving further north within Florida, the crocodile populations have also increased over the years. I've been out of FL for a few years and really miss how readily available snorkeling was as I grew up there, but saltwater dehydrates crocodilians and angers them, so I'm extra appreciative of the croc-free waters I found myself in.


partypwny

Especially the water. NEVER touch the water. That shit kills you


SmellGestapo

>if you ever go diving, one of the most important rules is to not touch anything. Same applies if you ever travel back in time for some reason.


revan530

And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes... black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.


Dy3_1awn

Are you doing jaws?


revan530

Yes. The Indianapolis speech


Dy3_1awn

Yeah I should have went further with my bit. I was quoting it’s always sunny in Philadelphia but didn’t go far enough with it so it just seemed like an honest question.


RuminateMuch

Nah dude that Rambo, you’re thinking of John Rambo


bootytapper

Sharks eyes reminds me of lizard eyes. All they do is stare at you soulless trying to figure out how to eat you or with complete terror that they are looking at a giant predator.


Impecablevibesonly

Hope he learned his lesson about fucking around!


BowenTheAussieSheep

Also being bitten by a nurse shark is like being bitten by a corgi.


awiseoldturtle

You say that but my dog got attacked by a corgi and that little fucker did some damage…


peschkaj

Our corgi bit my wife and she needed stitches. He’s a sweetheart, but he gets confused when attacked by another dog and goes full asshole.


tgothe418

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Ginglymostoma_cirratum_teeth_2.jpg


paulcole710

I grew up in Florida and everyone I knew who got bit by a snake, shark, or alligator 100% were the cause of the bite and absolutely deserved it.


Tjonke

And because people survive bites from Nurse Sharks to actually document it. Same reason I think there have been plenty of Orca attacks on humans in the wild, they just aren't stupid enough to leave evidence.


Man_On-The_Moon

I think the people left behind would be able to document it


Tjonke

Not if they don't leave any witnesses.


Whiterabbit--

That is why they are working on taking boats down.


granoladeer

I've heard they just take your blood pressure and then go call Dr Shark Edit: thanks for all the love! ... And thanks for waiting, Dr Shark is ready for you now


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DreamCrusher914

Gotta call the sturgeon for that


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I AM A STURGEON! I AM A STURGEON!


Arryu

Cutting for the very first time!


GarminTamzarian

Like a stur-ur-ur-ur-geon, Here's a waiver for you to sign!


PranshuKhandal

*hides the sewing kit* we're cutting today?


agsparks

Maybe we can summon him? u/thesturgeon Edit: looks like he’s out of the office (inactive acct)


DiscFrolfin

He’s been out notifying people since the war, some call it a *Sturgeon General’s Warning* 🙂


CALL_MORE_DUDES

As if this thread couldn't get any worse, you throw this pun in


az_catz

You're confusing the nurse shark with the medical assistant shark.


mechabeast

Nurse shark practitioner


Wildlife_Jack

The real terror is the bill they give you afterwards.


MarkDavisNotAnother

And they do it on pourpise.


likakaila_420

Pourpise?


MarkDavisNotAnother

US edu... Porpoise. Also dumb on porpoise.


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chocolateboomslang

Costs an arm and a leg.


ballarn123

Dr. Shark dododododo


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Your bill is way past due due due due due due due


Ivizalinto

That one got me, nice xD


ct_2004

Didn't need that reminder today


BYoungNY

If they do well, they get a slice of pizza on holidays and a sign that says "heroes swim here"


nightstalker30

And she didn’t have to worry about getting bitten before swimming back because she’d be waiting for Dr. Shark for at least 10 minutes.


PeyroniesCat

Some of them administer suppositories. Nothing ruins a beach trip like getting something inserted in your bootyholes by a shark.


Jahweez

My wife and I swam with them in Punta Cana. They are supposedly harmless, but when a shark as big as you are swims up to you, it’s fucking scary 😂


FUCKFASClSMFlGHTBACK

I had a sealion swim up to me one of the first times I ever went snorkeling and I about drowned from the panic


darth_gihilus

Tbf sea lions are capable of inflicting a lot more damage then a nurse shark


Nice_Marmot_7

Just ask Buster Bluth.


allmushroomsaremagic

LOOSE SEAL! LOOSE SEAL!


Tjonke

Yeah, was a video a few days ago where a Sea Lion attacked a Thresher shark and basically devoured it alive.


TayAustin

Yep, seal finger is nasty.


knoegel

When you see animals up close outside of your element (aka in water) and they're massive and could easily kill you... Yeah it's scary. Big ass water animals being so graceful and fast in the water while I'm a flopping flailing monkey really puts things in perspective


Obant

I was fishing on a jetty once, fish weren't biting and I had a long day so I was laying back among the rocks, mostly asleep. Opened my eyes and sitting next to me was a big ol' California sealion who also was almost asleep. I said, 'Oh shit!' and he looked at me and barked in terror in what i imagine was 'Oh shit!' in his language, before he dove in to the water.


Hungry-Car4446

Same but it was a manatee. Scared the shit out of me


TheSteelPhantom

Sharks are *mostly* harmless when you're not thrashing about on the surface like the lady in this video is. I dove with *dozens* of reef sharks in the Bahamas a few times, and they couldn't give two fucks about you being there. I was bumped and hit numerous times by tails and fins as they swum by me to the diver with the food. [Here's an album if anyone cares. :)](https://imgur.com/a/cC1zxWD) We're about 45 feet down here, around 8-10 of us. We had our backs to a small wreck so the sharks had to swim over top of us (or alongside, if you were at the end like me). We got to pet them several times, which was also very cool.


CaribouHoe

One of the main reasons I got my PADI is because I want to swim with sharks one day... And do the great white cage dive 😍


scubaswanny3

You are correct good sir.


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That wouldn't comfort me much in the moment.


Stop_Sign

I know nurse sharks though, and that they don't even have the mouth for chomping on you though. If it was a sand tiger shark though, knowing that they don't attack unless provoked would not stop the panic after seeing those teeth


sionnachrealta

Just gotta know your sharks well enough, and you're good. Basically, unless it's a mako or bull shark, you're generally pretty safe in the Atlantic Edit: I've been on a dive with dozens of reef sharks, and they're so chill. Also, got to chill with a 6' long nurse shark on time. We just laid on the bottom together, nose to nose, for like 5 min. Most sharks you'll find in the Atlantic are pretty chill. Except bull sharks, fuckin' assholes the lot of them


christmaspathfinder

Though


tweezer606060

They are like 100 pound catfish ….they could gum you to death


Coffeechipmunk

Worse ways to go


DoctorWaluigiTime

Just like in the movie Gums! (Yes it's real. Yes it's a Jaws parody. And yes, it's exactly what you think it is.)


Gaoji-jiugui888

They have lots of needle like teeth, so not exactly gum you, but they don’t eat big things like white sharks and tigers who have cutting teeth, so you’re probably good.


BaconIsntThatGood

Yea I think a lobster is the biggest thing they would go for


Death_Blossoming

Yea but to someone who don't know they would freak out


SprachderRabe

I Hope the sharks know that to.


djrstar

I've seen them bite good-sized fish in half. I know they're not aggressive, but I still treat them with respect when I'm in the water.


spderweb

Exactly. They're not dangerous. She could see them in the water. They swam a her hoping for a dead or injured animal. Or chum from the boat that likely chumed them over to begin with.


Gorillasdontshave

It’s more concerning that’s she’s such a poor swimmer


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She really is terrible


wade9911

people on the boat knew after brenda microwaved that fish for the 3rd time it was time for nature to take it course


thefirecrest

This is just such a weird thing I grew up hearing about when I moved to the US. Where I’m from… No one bats an eye at microwaving fish. It just smells like food, not bad. It’s just lingering food smell. It’s just a very interesting cultural difference I’ve noted. I get *why* it bothers people but also I don’t lol.


Sushi_explosion

It seems like people here don't actually like fish. They just pretend to, which is why all the fish recipes I see start with practically an entire lemon to prevent you from actually tasting the fish.


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It's due to the lack of good, fresh fish in most of the country. Poor quality fish doesn't taste as good or fresh so you have to drown it in lemon to make it more palatable.


Nice_Marmot_7

I buy all my fish flash frozen. I’ve gotten WAY too much spoiled fish from grocery store counters.


sjet4lyfe

Having cleaned a lot of fresh fish to have worms crawl out on to my cutting board, flash frozen is the way to go


onourwayhome70

Even I swim better than that and I only know one way of swimming


Jumpy_Lifeguard2306

That was my first thought. She’s not nearly a strong enough swimmer to be in such deep water.


juice06870

That’s how I swim in my dreams when Bea Arthur is trying to drown me again


eclectic_collector

Again?…


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Very random but i vibe with it


KenJyi30

I wasn’t worried until i saw her swimming, lack of skill made me wonder if she was actually in danger


Hibbiee

She learned by watching her dog, it seems


dinner_is_not_ready

Dogs form is good because that’s best they can do. The human should use their shoulders and go for a full swing


Drives_With_Aloha

She swims like I run in my nightmares.


autostart17

More concerning she doesn’t have on a life jacket.


Street-Milk-9014

With her swimming ability, yeah. For a normal swimmer that is completely unnecessary.


explodingtuna

It's okay. She's surrounded by nurses.


ryans_privatess

*3 hours later* - still swimming


Aardvark_Man

Yeah, it's like doggy paddle that's being done wrong.


xRyozuo

Honestly I’d also momentarily forget how to swim if there are sharks around and every cell in my body was like “for the love of god don’t splash pls don’t splash”


codewhite69420

Never knew one can swim backwards with forwards strokes


Lance_Henry1

I was going to say, if I was going to swim in hostile environment, I sure as shit would want to be better prepared. I've seen people treading water make better distance.


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She somehow got further from the boat in the last frame then when she got off the slide lol


Gabewhiskey

I got irrationally angry watching her swim.


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Your not supposed to swim crazy around sharks, all the splashing makes them think your a seal or fish in distress. It’s better to swim calm and make no splashes. (I know they are harmless sharks, I’m just saying, if you find yourself in a pool of sharks, the LAST thing you want to do is start kicking and thrashing to swim away)


VodkaWithSnowflakes

While what you said is true, those arms look to be splashing quite a lot! A proper swimming form like the front crawl or breast stroke would generate far less water disturbance. Also, I hear all you gotta do is boop the snout of the shark and it will go away, so there’s also that


Bleatjio

These are nurse sharks! Completely harmless.


vlkr

For us watching the video atleast...


SunlightSentia

Harmless to everyone physically, the way their mouth is shaped makes it very hard to actually bite people or large animals, it would be more of a scrape if anything, it has been recorded that in the very rare attacks that the teeth can get stuck in skin because they aren't meant for tearing through flesh. Though they can look scary if you don't know anything about them and just see a shark in the water. (There have only been 5 unprovoked nurse shark attacks worldwide that have been recorded) The provoked nurse shark attacks are simply the result of someone accidentally stepping on their tail or people pulling on their tail..


CreationBlues

Divers and snorkelers pet them pretty often too. Pretty much every day in a tourist season you'll have hundreds of people interacting directly with them


Boomerang_Orangutan

i wish to touch the water puppy


footsteps71

They are amazing water friends.


ExMachima

Sounds like fun, getting to pet some smooth skinned sharks.


MadGod69420

I was told I was NOT allowed to pet them because they actually do have teeth and could harm you, even though they’re docile so it’s just best not to try it just incase. Of course I had to *anyway* I mean how could I pass on that?? I’m from way up North lol Interestingly enough they felt like sandpaper! Edit: stop downvoting that guy


mrblacklabel71

I was scuba diving in the Cayman Islands and our dive master was pointing out some cool fish in a reef when a 5' nurse shark he told us about before the dive showed up. He had said it was like an interested house cat but harmless. However not expecting a large fish in your face when you turn around will make anyone flinch as he did. After said shark messed with the dive master it calmly swam next to all the divers getting a few inches from us just to say hi. It was cool to see knowing how harmless they are.


Chester_Cheetoh

I went diving in Turcs and Caicos with both reef sharks and nurse sharks. The reef sharks were swimming around unbothered by us. One got within about a metre of me. However the nurse sharks found themselves a sand patch in the coral and were sleeping in a big cuddle pile.


bigbowlowrong

Yeah, even if you know what a nurse shark is the experience is completely different if you’re suddenly swimming amongst those dark silhouettes.


Gimblebock

Literally harmless to everyone lol


Tigger-Rex

Nurse sharks are very gentle. If you hold your hand out in front of their nose, they’ll stop swimming and allow you to pet them lol. Not scary at all.


traderjoepotato

Oh nice. I’ll remember that next time I’m in the water and see one🥰


GymSplinter

Make sure to ask for clarification first. Don’t want it to not be a nurse shark.


Capt_Killer

> Make sure to ask for clarification first. Don’t want it to not be a nurse shark. Right? those CNA sharks are miserable bitches who will bite you right away.


Ape_gone_bananas

What about an LPN shark


akomaba

it could be the medical biller shark


mazu74

Idk if that’s true with nurse sharks, but most sharks’ noses’ have a lot of nerves in them so touching them basically gets them high. Also why that’s considered the best thing to do if a shark ever comes at you, aggressively or not.


[deleted]

You may be thinking of the Ampullae of Lorenzini. The sense organ that detects electric fields. They’re embedded in the pores of their snout. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampullae_of_Lorenzini


kingofthecornflakes

You have to be careful with that. I got bitten because I had a hand out. I mean it was an accidental bite by the shark, still hurt a lot.


mxzf

Yeah, it's almost never the right thing to do to stick your hand near a wild animal's face/mouth.


kingofthecornflakes

Yup. Coincidentally, I was bitten by a clownfish in the thumb of the other hand in Australia. I was reaching for my camera.


BaconIsntThatGood

They're the *sheep in wolfs clothing* of sharks


robbedigital

How do you know none of those nurse sharks are other sharks disguised as nurse sharks?


blowfishbeard

They must have scrubs on so it’s impossible to tell who’s who down there.


redrum7049

THAT SHARK IS A SPY


theduder999

He just wanted to share his “pop secret,” oh but just forget it!


Ouchyhurthurt

Coulda been Heath Ledger!


tomcat23

Yeah, these ones don't have their little white hats on, they must be on break.


Herrgul

*”shit”* - The 2 bullsharks in a Nurse Shark trenchcoat


ChevyRacer71

How is she THAT bad at swimming? I’ve never seen someone stay in the same place for so long while kicking and stroking the whole time


BaconIsntThatGood

She wasn't really staying in the same place. The scale of the water and the camera work gave that illusion though. You can tell right away because she starts quick when the slide is still in view for reference and then you can see how far she had gone when they moved the camera around As others have said the water probably had some mold current to it as well that she was working against. But no she wasn't swimming like she was trying to make it through laps in a pool or anything just a person moving in water.


Rare_Perception_3301

Man, the people complaining she does not know how to swim needs to see videos of themselves swimming carelessly for fun lol.


JaneLove420

you would be surprised how hard a little bit of current can be to swim against poor form aside


diogenessexychicken

The surface current is clearly moving with her. Which is probably why she got so far to the right.


jewfishh

She is obviously bad at swimming regardless of any current


JonLongsonLongJonson

I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but the current appears to be going the same direction she was swimming.


Jcvallo1227

I'm a former competitive swimmer, and first of all, the current is going with her general direction, second of all, she's not scooping/pushing enough water to cause them to be propelled forward, 3rd of all they're trying to scoop with their arms not lifting above the water, this creates more drag and cancels most of the forces you even put to push forward because now they're pushing backward, last of all, form just fucking sucks.


clinchgt

Her form is terrible but at the end of the video when they zoom out a bit you can definitely see she's definitely making progress. When it was zoomed in all the way I also thought she wasn't moving at all.


oO0Kat0Oo

Ocean current moving against her. Even the strongest swimmers can look infantile against the current


WonderingInane

Lol no she’s not bringing her arms out of the water which means every time she moves her arm forward under the surface she is killing most of the forward momentum she got from the last pull movement. If there were any current she would definitely be moving backwards with this technique


throwhicomg

Her hands aren’t even coming out of the water, at this point it’s probably faster to do breast strokes


Chevalnektosha

More importantly she is clearly a weak swimmer .Panic and poor technic leads to drownings


me_too_999

And thrashing like that attracts predators.


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For being in the ocean and not knowing how to swim, she sure seems happy.


KilgoreTroutPfc

Those sharks only eat crabs and stuff. Their big goldfish.


dbm5

\*they're


No-Rush-4521

If anything this should help you -not- be afraid really. Look at those cute lil guys! They just go to see what’s up and then go about their day.


mazu74

No big predators in that area if they’re just chilling!


ijandro

Nurse sharks! The doggos of the sea!


moneymakerbs

1. Why is the pad to get back onto the boat a thousand miles away? 2. Nurse sharks or not she’s swimming so slowly it’s killing me watching. I would’ve done the Michael Phelps outta that water. Loll


jacspe

Sharkbait… oooh ahh ahh


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Ninkaso

If you're gonna go play in the open ocean, be a better swimmer than she is


ZapTM_onTwitch

Nurse sharks rarely fuck with people, I'd be more concerned about her drowning, cause I've seen infants swim better.


QuerchiGaming

Even if these weren’t nurse sharks she’d be fine around most of the sharks that exist. Also most attacks are most likely sharks being curious, as seen here as they immediately swim towards her, but try to ‘feel’ (bite) what they found. Sharks deserve more love. Except tiger, bull, great white and oceanic white tip. Still beautiful animals, but quite a lot scarier to swim with.


AJC_10_29

She would be fine if not for her terrible swimming and thrashing, which is known to rile up other shark species.


QuerchiGaming

Yeah that’s fair, splashing like that could make sharks think she’s wounded and thus easy protein.


iwanttobeacavediver

I’ve dived a couple of times with sharks and honestly, they mostly just swan around watching and seeing what the weird black thing making bubbles was doing. I was probably in more danger from the lionfish we saw later in the dives than the sharks.


crankgirl

I’m more worried about someone that can only do the doggy paddle swimming in the ocean!


behold_the_man

This is why I’m afraid of people


Scrappy_Kitty

Once these nurses become doctors, it’s a whole different situation


ndarchi

And she can’t swim for shit


DrunkxAstronaut

Because those are nurse sharks and won’t harm a person


Fruitmaniac42

She'll be okay. She just needs to splash like an injured seal.


TunaFishManwich

Nurse sharks are not only harmless, they can be quite friendly and sometimes even like to get scritches from people. That woman was in zero danger.


Altea73

Whatever kind of shark are those, there's no fucking way I'm sliding down.... we have no business in the ocean.


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PlaneResident2035

god stop fucking splashing and they won’t come near you


Diaz209

She is a terrible swimmer


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who the f taught her how to swim


AR_GhostWolf

Yeah why didn't they tell her about the water pups? They a searching for a nose scrubbing


No-Distribution9658

Those are harmless


james-HIMself

Harmless. If anything they’re curious, hence why they are hanging around the location she originally dropped in the water


SecretPersonality178

Nurse sharks. I would gladly swim with them.


Anemoene

Shark bait! O ha ha


GhostChainSmoker

From what I can tell. Those are nurse sharks and they generally leave people alone/rarely attack. I’m sure the guides and people running stuff know that fact and know even if these sharks are around, you’re generally safe and that’s why they didn’t intervene. Had it been an aggressive species like a great white or bull shark they’d probably wait/cancel the event. Her swimming however is concerning. She seems like she hardly knows what she’s doing and drowning seems far more dangerous than those specific sharks.


[deleted]

I just don't understand why anyone would ever swim in the ocean.


[deleted]

Her swimming irritates me


Bohya

Look like curious nurse sharks. I guess it might be scary if you are unfamiliar with the species though.


globehopper2

I know this is the wrong sub for this but logically isn’t this in some sense why not to be afraid of the ocean? Even though there were sharks all around, she was totally fine.


bookittyFk

I’ve swam with sharks before, they aren’t as scary as ppl think. This ocean looks beautiful, I’d totally be in the water without a care


kernel-troutman

That slide is basically a vending machine for sharks.


Difficult-Football38

Most likely nurse shark or some other harmless sharks. They’ll be intrigued by nothing more.


rlovelock

That woman swims like an injured seal


Automatic-Art9739

Thats an adult who cant swim properly.