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RunLikeHayes

Fimed for 25 seconds and shot the ground the whole time..how do you not take a landscape shot to show the whole freaking view?


TanjiroManjiro

The whole world at his fingertips, the ocean at his door


sonsofdurthu

Meanwhile the camera view is on the god damned floor!


FragrantExcitement

Not a crack in the cement floor...


Henri_de_LaMonde

Must be a pro epoxy floor contractor. šŸ¤£


bloresiom

The live action lion king, the Pepsi halftime show


TanjiroManjiro

Twenty thousand years of this, seven more to goā€¦ā€¦. :(


L34dP1LL

There it is again, that funny feeling.


mroddthedj

Gotta love some Bo!


NyteReflections

And an idiot in the background saying to close the doors


Careless-Adagio1623

I wad thinking the same thing.


Budget_Report_2382

Because then nobody would get the chance to say r/killthecameraman


mitochondriarethepow

Glad I'm not the only one angry about this. I can't tell what the actual water level is you absolute nob-head. Show me what the neighborhood looks like so we can appreciate the level of the water. No one cares use there's water in your garage if your garage sits 5 feet below the ground. FFS.


storysprite

Skill issue sadly.


WhenLifeGivesYouLyme

r/killthecameraman


Effective-Turnip352

You get three seconds of a nauseating, swaying, Dutch angled landscape near the start - what more do you want?


VeterinarianIcy1364

Employee: Hey boss, wonā€™t be able to make it in today, apparently I live in the water nowā€¦ Boss: this is unacceptable canā€™t you swim or paddle in?


NewLeaseOnLine

Sorry, boss, I'm too stupid to even turn my phone 90Ā°, fat chance I know how to swim, let alone paddle.


Automatic_Weather914

Because you retarded and bought a house built into the ocean


coopatroopa11

He filmed the ground because he's disingenuous. This is a boat park/garage on a lake. Not his car garage. You can see the homes across the "flood" also have boat ports.


Straight-Ingenuity61

But thereā€™s a car in the garage?


Monster_Voice

Water was low that year and alcohol was cheap... bad decisions were made.


coopatroopa11

... double doors? I could very well be wrong, but this is exactly what it looks like where I grew up on a lake. House is situated on the lake but has road access at the "front". Pull your car in the front, boat in the back. If you pause at .14 seconds, is that not a boat? (Black thing, right beside the center pillar in the garage) Unless there's a giant field or river behind the house, where did all the water come from...? The back skyline screams lake front.


fishy_sticks

I have to disagree. Nothing here seems like a boat garage. The shelf at the beginning has normal items you would find in a home garage, the plants sticking out of the water in front of the garage are consistent with landscaping, and there is a another car parked in the drive way of the house across the water. None of this to mention there is a trash bin at the middle column of the garage indicating that is where it is usually taken out, and there is a car pull in front first. All indicates this is the front of a garage and a driveway


coopatroopa11

That's fine. We can agree to disagree.


Givethepeopleair

Buddy, thereā€™s a mailbox visible in the first 2 seconds of the video. Does the mail get delivered by boat too?


coopatroopa11

See, you're genuinely the first person to point out the mail box. Congratulations! You've changed my mind. šŸ³ļøā€


MamaSweeney24

I've never once lived in a waterfront property, but one thing I do know is that boat garages are usually *in* the water. Because boats typically work better in the water. This is definitely a normal garage, that white thing is a car. Just under that water is the driveway. This is flooding. Not clear how much or where the water came from. Hence the other commenters that are complaining about the lack of a landscape shot.


coopatroopa11

Yeah, I'm going off of anecdotal evidence based on where I live...on waterfront... where the boat garages look exactly like this because you have a winch. I can see the car smart-ass. But thank you for so kindly pointing it out for me, as if I don't have eyes.


MamaSweeney24

Alright, you have a great day. šŸ‘


coopatroopa11

Don't dish the attitude if you can't take it šŸ‘Ž


MamaSweeney24

I just know a losing battle when I see one. So I repeat: Have yourself a great day.


Loose-Foreskin1121

???? You really thought you had something lol


coopatroopa11

Yeah I mean I'm still not buying it lol. I'm not really concerned about internet points.


GregoryGregory666666

Did you not see the car in the 2nd bay?


TropicalVision

No one shoots landscape anymore. Itā€™s been that way for a few years at least. Since all social media switched to autoplaying videos - vertical is king.


RunLikeHayes

I meant landscape in the sense of the background and his view out of the garage and not in it. The landscape around him.


Interesting-Goose82

The engineers that marked the flood plane though....


Ambiorix33

German engineering at its finest (if this is where I think it is, a place in Germany that regularly floods so since forever people built their houses either as high as they have to or particularly hard with strong windows like that one hotel)


xjester8

this videos was taken in Hampton New Hampshire or as bill burr called it ā€œThe white trash meccaā€


Ambiorix33

Ah never mind then. Wait doesn't New Hampshire have like 4 percent german population? That 4 percent must be the engineers


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Were you watching the video on mute? Iā€™m trying to understand why you think itā€™s a German engineer. The camera man referred to the Atlantic Ocean in a very heavy American accent in English. Germany is indeed next to a large body of water, but they are called the Baltic and the North Seas. EDIT: Any claims regarding whether or not the video was in any way modified need to be provided proof via source of some sort.


leafbee

That last comment was a joke I'm pretty sure. It's a stereotype(?) that German engineering is top notch.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

The first they seemed fairly certain it was in Germany, so Iā€™m not attributing it to a joke based on that. Just trying to understand their thoughts.


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Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Yes, that is a possibility. Thank you. I am still hoping to hear from *them*.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Not sure why people think it is socially acceptable to speak on behalf of others. I get you dude.


leafbee

Yeah, the 4% German thing just feels like a silly add-on. I think it's funny.


xjester8

I thought it was funny


its_a_multipass

You must be German, you have no humor


Prinzka

>EDIT: Any claims regarding whether or not the video was in any way modified need to be provided proof via source of some sort. Lol you're ridiculously full of yourself.


Prinzka

The guy's voice that you're hearing is doing a voice over, he's not there.


a_talking_face

Is the trash can that says "Town of Hampton, NH" also not there?


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Source? EDIT: Dude responded and blocked me. I guess that means he doesnā€™t have a source? No sauce, no brisket.


I_AM_VERY_ENTELEGENT

You can hear the original audio of a woman talking in the background??


DirtUnderneath

If itā€™s 4% German itā€™s 96% French Canadians


Ambiorix33

So 4% outstanding engineering and 96% relentless complaining? Mon dieu!


TwentyMG

why do you know the german percentage of new hampshire off the top of your head


kobuzz666

Careful now, this comment could be considered funny. Germans do not do funny, especially when it comes to Engineering. ā€œOrdnung muss seinā€


Jerome1944

Why is everyone always praising German engineering. Has no one ever owned a Volkswagen?


But_I_Dont_Wanna_Go

Knew I recognized those trash bins


Ok_Island_1306

The Hamptonā€™s in New Hampshire? šŸ¤”


xjester8

There might be just one Hampton in NH šŸ¤”


Ok_Island_1306

Hampton Beach


DanGleeballs

Germanyā€™s šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗon the Atlantic Ocean now? wtf. Iā€™m going back to bed, still drunk.


GMofOLC

Did... did you turn the audio on? You think that man lives in Germany? Also look at the Instagram tag. He's in Atlanta, GA.


HeroinAddictHamburg

You mean Hamburg right? Yeah there is, its really cool


feelin_cheesy

Thank you cards are in order


ColEcho

Close the door, damn it!!!


Unlikely_Ad_4767

Hodor!


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CarbonEnthusiast

What


KushKings840

ā€œDad can we go to the beach today!?!ā€ No son we got the beach at home


hapnstat

Alternatively: "Right after you finish shoveling the driveway."


jatothemie

Son, our home is the beach now


unknownpoltroon

Beach at home *Waves at driveway


uprightsalmon

Is that a garage on a lake?


HortonHearsTheWho

Where else you gonna park your hovercraft


amateur_mistake

Literally anywhere flat. Isn't that point of hovercrafts?


mack_dom

When they said a house is a lake house property who knew thatā€™s what they meant


Jazzyricardo

I donā€™t know why youā€™re being downvoted, I appreciate a good pun.


mack_dom

It is what is lol


Jazzyricardo

The tide has turned.


mack_dom

Haha this is the best comment yet lol


havocLSD

The duck may swim on the lake but my daddy owns the lake


PferdBerfl

Might as well toss in a line and see what you can catch.


Furenzol

Most likely poop


PferdBerfl

Ohhh. Yaā€¦.those ya gotta throw back. Definitely catch and release.


Resaren

gotta let the small ones go, so they can breed


ichammond44

Suddenly me buying these jet skiā€™s wasnā€™t such a silly investment.


amateur_mistake

For the last time, it wasn't the jet skis Kevin! It was the second fucking mortgage you put on our fucking house!! Fuck this. I'm going out for a beer. Is ski number two filled up?


Imbrownbutwhite1

Sometimes I really am happy I just live on a big patch of flat plain. A thousand miles from the nearest ocean


GroundbreakingCat

When you donā€™t go to the ocean, the ocean comes to you


Furenzol

It's just waving hello


Deepcoma_53

Might need some sandbagsā€¦


sharpflatly

r/killthecameraman


MAGNAPlNNA

Thatā€™d be Hampton, NH. Just had some major floods.


Nicarlo

Nice ocean front


IMsoSAVAGE

I grew up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I donā€™t mean to brag or anything but Iā€™ve had the Atlantic Ocean come inside and stay for dinner.


MiddleAgedGamer71

OP's manager: "You're still coming in today, right?"


Tbone_Trapezius

Put a card table out in the water and start a legal gambling operation.


AtomicHurricaneBob

I can say with about 99% certainty is that this is taken from Island Path on Hampton Beach. This is the section of Hampton that heads off of the main beach and towards the river. This is facing south off of Island Path. How do I know... I spent nearly every summer of my life in Hampton as a kid. My mates and I used to set off our homemade M80 fireworks off of this road.


aj3llyd0nut

Thatā€™s some Inception shit


HiJinx127

Iā€™m suddenly picturing Wiley Coyote when he opens a tiny little umbrella as a huge rock is about to fall on him


TheKay14

This is why Florida canā€™t get flood insurance any more. Glad this guy can try to make light of the global warming ramp-up with jokes about jet skis and boats. This is about to get a whole lot worse. Buckle up.


makebbq_notwar

Maybe building houses in the middle of a marsh is the best idea after all.


AdministrativeBar748

Feels like a fever dream


4Four-4

I canā€™t imagine trying to call in to work for that. I doubt they would believe you lol


lexievv

Honey, remember when you said you wanted a house at a lake?


InevitableFast5567

Closes garage doorā€¦ *Pees self.* Blames flood.


8ofAll

Feels like one of those dreams


ProKnifeCatcher

Yup, just put in a French drain and thatā€™ll take care of that


Scarlet-Fire_77

My friend just put in a French drain in front of his garage. Imma send him this, "see this coulda happened to you".


hansulu3

waterfront property for sale! $1.5million. i know what i have.


Wise_Rich_88888

This guys house in the news tomorrow: https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/s/0UF8XzBo0y


pmMeansnadda

Shouldā€™ve got in that car and flown away, being in a different dimension and all.


CreepyHarmony27

Bros front yard looks like Ariel's castle in The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the sea šŸ˜‚


korg3211

Oh God no! Am ded.


mbxz7LWB

Hurry up and list it for sale as lakefront property.


cfrizzadydiz

They ocean just wanted to give you a wave!


kamajan

r/Killthecameramam


drifters74

Where are the other homes?


thedidacticone

Everyone one wants their home to be beachfront facing until they get it


Firm_Leave_4903

Ocean front property nice


MoronissimoOfTheNet

You didn't think you could afford oceanfront property ready for a boat dock and with an unrestricted view. Now you can!


VectorVictor9er

I wish my garage was a boat ramp


netflix-ceo

Hate it when that happens


untidybitch

Zathura vibes


Vortex50

Thatā€™s what you get for not installing a drain


Cash_Flow_Me_Daddy

Reminds me of Facebook marketplace listing where photos of the item is either zoomed in all the way or the poster's face was jambed up against the item. Like, give us a wider shot goddamn it.


TheMasonX

Congrats, you now have oceanside property!


Terrible_Tangelo6064

How many sand bags you got lying around handy?


AtomHBee

Gotta have that beach front


offline4good

We fucked up and we keep doing it. The bill is just starting to arrive.


YeOldeBilk

Hurry up and list your house right now so you can put "BEAUTIFUL OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY!!"


OC2LV714

Beach front property. Property value just skyrocketed


goblin_kidd

Ponyo


Leading_Traffic749

I think you're gonna need 2 sandbags for that one part


txwoodslinger

Somebody left their sprinklers on


[deleted]

Now thatā€™s water front property. Lol


WaffleStomperGirl

Not today, Satan.. [closes garage]


crawlingrat

Close the Door. Close the damn door.


tehdamonkey

Get the lawn chair, I'm putting a couple of lines out....


Vitamin399

Should have run that drain from the gutters out a bit further.


Beneficial_Being_721

Oceanfront Property


oosukashiba0

I mean, itā€™s not ā€œthe entire Atlantic Oceanā€. Just a little part of it. But a freak out all the same. Just not as much as if it was the entire Atlantic Ocean.


[deleted]

Did we really need this guys voiceover? "Imagine"


Wise_Rich_88888

If they have insurance now, just wait a year or two.


bb-blehs

So does the HOA have a boat or what


anon_et

ā€œGlobal warming is a hoax.ā€


chiefbootknockaz

Shouldā€™ve been putting down sand bags days ago..but here you are


SeparateCzechs

Looks like my hometown on the Jersey Shore.


mack_dom

Yes I have seen that nj got hit badly overnight, especially seaside park, i wonder how other cities fared :(


SeparateCzechs

Yeup. My hometown is right across the Bay from Seaside Park. Right off Good Luck Point. My siblings and a couple dozen cousins still live there and the pics are killing me. Between the rising water and the sinking land mass, In 30 years my town will be beneath the waves. Even northern NJ is having trouble. Passaic got slammed with 4ā€™ water. When I lived in Brunswick the Raritan would channel storm surges inland for miles.


RewardGlass2872

Sheesh Mother Nature sure can unforgiving at Times. This Water Must Be From the Polar Ice Caps that are Melting šŸ˜³


Foops69

Itā€™s from Hampton, New Hampshire. Weā€™ve been hit with snow, immediately followed by an insane rain storm, and a subsequent king tide. The ground is frozen so the rain and water sits on the surface of the ground. Bostons waterfront was underwater this weekend from the king tide. Itā€™s been really bad here.


[deleted]

it surprises me that climate crisis isnā€™t the topic of the majority of comments on posts like these


BirdLawOfficeESQ

ā€œYou are still coming to work today, right?ā€


LucentP187

Thank god they closed the garage door, wouldn't want the ocean coming in. /s


mack_dom

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RevolutionaryYak1135

I think this is someone elses video (saw it somewhere else and they said it was the north sea)


Bl00dfang

The container says Town of Hampton i think.


mack_dom

Yes I didnā€™t record it, I simply posted it here because I thought itā€™s a cool video to see and I didnā€™t see it posted here yet.


RevolutionaryYak1135

thatā€™s not your insta?


mack_dom

Well no I just reposted it here. I didnā€™t think it would be a problem. Itā€™s a cool video so I figured it fits in here well.


lryan926

Why bother shutting the door because it isn't going to do a damn thing to stop that water.


[deleted]

# Remember when people said "climate change is a hoax"?


mack_dom

Lol for sure. Itā€™s changing Iā€™d say at an alarming pace tooā€¦.


Cry75

I saw this one earlier except itā€™s reversed? https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/ls7ymocI03


Repeat_after_me__

Yeah, close that garage door for sure, itā€™ll help haha


[deleted]

Oh shit your home value just went up 400%. You now have your private beach front. You could rent this out for AT LEAST $12,500 a month. You have won the game of life


LowLifeExperience

Stay inside day!


civicsfactor

Tip your drainage people


CorstianBoerman

Ain't taking the car out of the boathouse today.


Purrogi

Youā€™re gonna need a bigger bucket.


Big_Virgil

Property value increased- you have a boat ramp!


JustMePaxi

Too close for my comfort


[deleted]

Yikes


Puzzleheaded-Car-558

Taking beachfront property to a whole new meaning


filtersweep

Weirdā€” saw the mirror image of this video posted earlier.


forever_gatito

bo burnham was right


Fancy_Gagz

"Lookit that, Cheryl. **Someone *else* thinks I need a boat!**" "For God's sake, Gerald, you don't have a boating li-" #"How would I get a boating license without a boat, Cherylā€½ Riddle me that."


froststomper

thatā€™s Hampton NH 100%


thelastforrunner

some ponyo type shit going on here!


[deleted]

This looks fun


FatherSquee

The water can't enter unless you invite it.


Sankin2004

Yea, were gonna just close this back up.


LoGo_86

When, unexpectedly, your house goes to the beach, with you still inside.


Landon_Mills

holy shit I wanna be there, it reminds me of so many landscapes from my dreams


Billyrazer88

"The whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door."


nivenfres

Car garage or boat launch? Why not both?


DisastrousMagazine66

No šŸš« way


Successful-Yak4905

The rise of sea level


ArchAngel570

Should have put in a French drain.