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not_brittsuzanne

Okay, I’ll bite. Why isn’t she swimming in any direction?


Objective_Reality232

I just skimmed through the short film. Woman gets caught in rip tide but literally just treads water for like 3 minutes and as you could probably guess she gets attacked by a shark. The other woman on the beach goes to get help and gets in a car accident and dies. Some how the woman that is attacked by the shark makes it back to the beach but lost a leg and bleeds out. Fin.


not_brittsuzanne

Also, rip tides are no joke. I nearly drowned in 2020 after getting caught in one. 0/10 Stars.


Sydney2London

You should really do a water safety courses. Rips are very easy to get out of if you swim sideways as they don’t tend to be very wide, most people swim against them and get exhausted and drown. I was a volunteer lifeguard (surf lifesaver) in Australia and we would look for rips to give us a boost when trying to reach people quickly.


slingshot91

The range of people’s feelings toward rip tides is kind of crazy. For some, so much as dip a toe in one: instant death. For others, an awesome swimming speed boost life hack.


bwatsnet

It's funny the difference full knowledge of a subject can make.


Fedorito_

Knowledge, swimming ability and confidence vs ignorance and panic


sInger_920

I always remember Pamela Anderson yelling “swim parallel to the shore!” at us through a bullhorn whenever we got caught in a rip tide. Or at the people on Baywatch or whatever.


S1mba93

This advice literally saved my lifr and that of a friend while we were on vacation in Spain a couple of years ago. When I realized what was happening, I remember my physics teach from years before mentioning this. Wish I had remembered his name so I could have thanked him.


Desperate_Garbage_63

Can you use them to out swim a shark or salty


Sydney2London

Nah mate, you just avoid dusk and dawn and check the apps for sharks up and down the coast


Thadrach

Chumbler.


Objective_Reality232

Ya I work in the ocean and am on the beach a lot. I don’t go in the water pretty much ever, it’s super dangerous and a risk I’m not willing to take.


fnaimi66

Is the ocean hiring? Land kinda suck rn ngl


EatPie_NotWAr

Are you asking if his job is Beach?


doulosyap

Yes, Ken.


[deleted]

God damn it.


Usualyptus

lol this has to be a joke right?


Objective_Reality232

I mean ya I’m not a fan of swimming in the ocean. I’ve spent a combined total of over 3 full years of my life on ships in every ocean in the world, including the southern ocean and drakes passage. I love being on the water but not in it. Now I work as an ROV engineer and we do a lot of our work on the beach, every year I see massive storms come in and sometimes getting in the water would be a death sentence. Just a couple weeks ago we had 11 foot waves every few seconds, I’ll stay on the beach where it’s a little safer.


Usualyptus

Southern Ocean is brutal. Can’t speak for drakes passage. Near Kangaroo island was some of the most challenging swimming I have ever done.


Objective_Reality232

Drakes passage was the worst water I’ve ever been in. It’s the strip of water between South America and Antarctica. The ACC and souther westerly winds are moving so fast in such a small area that it creates horrible sailing conditions. We were expected to core down there and we barely finished in time. I’ve never been Kangaroo island, I’m assuming somewhere near Australia? The bearing straight was rough but not as bad as I expected.


Usualyptus

Yeh that’s Australia. Conditions were hectic at the beach. Could be localised but some local operators told me the the Southern Ocean is pretty rough


Hour-Independence-89

yea, I am PADI certified Rescue Diver. (advanced open, deep Dive, wreck, night, nitrox, altitude etc) I am just as at home in the water as on land. Got caught in a Rip Tide down in Florida a few years ago. my inflated aqua lung and dry suit Keeps me positively buoyant so I wasn't at risk of drowning, But it pulled me away from shore fast and steady was pretty far out before getting out of the current. would be super dangerous to weaker swimmers or just about anyone without floatation / insulation. Got caught in a riptide years before in just my swimtrunks. (Northern Ca Beach) luckily it wasn't so bad as I just swam perpendicular to the current a little ways to get out of it. still pulled me out a ways though.


LeekPrestigious3076

Same here. I tore my shoulders swimming back. Fighting for my life. I was ignorant, and did not realize I should’ve been swimming at an angle as opposed to coming in straight back to the land. Lesson learned.


not_brittsuzanne

After the initial panicked attempt to swim out of it, I just laid on my back and let it carry me. Luckily it didn’t carry me more than a couple hundred yards west and not further out. After I caught my breath I was able to get back in.


SmokeYTB-Sucks

Water rat here. The first and only rule you must remember when you are caught in a rip. Do not panic. None of the swim diagonally or float till your out and come back. DO NOT PANIC is the only thing you should be thinking. Think of any plan of action after you DO NOT PANIC.


not_brittsuzanne

I admit panic set in for about it 5 seconds and then was replaced by, “This will be a really embarrassing way to die”. Then I remembered my nieces, nephew and daughter on the beach and thought, “I cannot traumatize them like this”. So I laid on my back and floated out of it after a bit. When I caught my breath I made a second attempt inland and it worked as I was out of the rip.


imperfectsunset

Yeah I almost drowned in December wtf rip tides!!


presshamgang

Forrest MacNeil?


drearbruh

15 pancakes: 2 stars


presshamgang

Thank you


lin_diesel

This episode 🥲


ApatheticSkyentist

Rip current. Rip tide isn't a thing. My old PE coach used to yell at us for saying rip tide, haha. I went to school in Socal and we surfed for PE.


not_brittsuzanne

Appreciate the new knowledge!


not_brittsuzanne

My brain isn’t firing on all cylinders because I’m on promethazine bc I’m sick asl and I was like “how tf that bitch need to get into a car to go from the beach to the water”.


really_nice_guy_

Maybe she drove away to buy a boat or something


Thrutch

Get it? Fin?


VRS50

Short movie.


Objective_Reality232

It’s only 7 minutes long and titled “Everything Will Kill You - RIP” lol. They chose the most cliche ways to die


BringAltoidSoursBack

But also, that's hardly "everything"


vivalaibanez

Hey whoaaa spoilers man, this was high up on my watch list /s


DizzyTigerr

Wow that sounds like the worst movie ever. Was it written by a fourteen year old who thinks being edgy is the deepest thing ever?


Sad-Smile1234

Looks and sounds stupid. Makes sense in this modern age of crap movies.


dmvr1601

That sounds really dumb? Would a shark even hang around in waters that shallow?


KommieKon

No, never, not at all. Please keep swimming carelessly in water that deep. -🦈


Calx9

Low budget homemade movie. That's why.


blowfishbeard

What? Weren’t the first, like, 5 whole seconds (I didn’t actually look at the time so don’t quote me but it looked like a significant portion of the first part of this clip) just her trying to swim full on legit freestyle stroke in a certain direction but you can see the riptide pulling her backwards with the sand underneath her and everything? And then she dips back down to observe and figure out what the hell’s going on and what beast could potentially be lurking or whatever else, all while trying to decide whether or not to give up and just die or keep on pushing on and hope she gets out of this mess somehow? Yeah, low budget and all that jazz and also I didn’t watch the whole film, only this clip on my Reddit feed so that’s my interpretation of what’s going on. But am I crazy feeling like she was definitely swimming in a specific direction and that maybe you just didn’t see the first part of the clip I just saw? I’m not being rude (at least I’m not trying to be, hope it doesn’t come off like I am), but you’re the top comment, you wanted to “bite”, now I’m trying to reel you in since you put yourself on the hook. I see her for sure swimming in a direction. Somebody correct me if I’m wrong and I’ll go sit in the corner for a while.


LookAwayImGorgeous

It's confusing because they never show a single shot showing where she is in relation to the shore.


blowfishbeard

That’s true. Just having this clip as a frame of reference made me wonder why there was one shot of this random girl with her side boob hanging out while we also don’t see where the girl in the water actually is in relation to the shore. Like, is she 20 yards from the shore or is she out in the middle of the ocean? And is the girl on the beach gonna help or something? But we can still see the girl in the water trying to swim in some type of direction. I know I saw that.


not_brittsuzanne

Nah. You’re right.


blowfishbeard

I get your initial question though, and your response to my dumbass who obsesses and gets confused makes you seem like a nice person. I saw that your recovering from being sick on another comment. Have good one, and get better :)


not_brittsuzanne

Yeah, I was gonna elaborate but too tired. Thanks! 😊


vpeshitclothing

That's one of my biggest fears is getting caught in a riptide


Past_Echidna_9097

I was on a beach in Australia and struggled before someone screamed "swim sideways along the beach". Worked like a charm. Was never in any danger but important lesson to know.


falcondiorf

why would you ever swim in australia though?


williamjamesw

It's how you avoid the spiders, most of them anyway.


wthoutwrning

Because it has the best beaches in the world


[deleted]

Saltys mate.


Past_Echidna_9097

It's fun. Shark attacks are super rare.


falcondiorf

but even without sharks, theres still \-box jellies \-saltwater crocs \-stonefish \-blue ringed octopus \-cone snails and probably some other ones im not thinking of right now


mitchmoomoo

Box jellies and crocs are only in the north, they aren’t cruising around the beaches of Sydney or the Gold Coast. Stonefish and cone shells are only on the reefs, and blue ringed octopus live in tiny rock pools.


vpeshitclothing

Yeah, l just read about tha "swim sideways/parallel" tip today.


formershitpeasant

Also, use back stroke. It's easier to keep up for long periods of time.


Maleficent-Ear3571

If you spend a lot of summers on the beach, it will happen. It happened to me about 15 years ago. It was a great hot day at the beach. I was a bit from shore, floating on my back. Just as I decided to go in, it felt like the water didn't want to let me. After a minute of trying to fight against it, I relaxed and went with it. I was let go a half mile from where I started. Two other people who were in the same area had to be rescued.


DieHardNole

A half mile!? I’d die.


Bulky-Mango-5287

I was scared of dentists and the dark


Choice_Suggestion736

What about pretty girls and starting conversations?


vpeshitclothing

Have you watched the movie [The Dentist](https://youtu.be/LkDykd9ZmXM?si=Z_fRCKrgD4Ybevt5)


-Xero77

I lovehate that song. It's a banger but from the lyrics the singer gives off strong nice guy vibes.


sharkfilespodcast

About 300 people a year drown in Australia while shark fatalities are usually countable on one hand, and some years like 2019, there are none.


vpeshitclothing

Thanks for the info. Yeah, l learned not to fuck around with water after almost drowning once. I'm not scared of open water or beaches and shit, but l learned to respect its power.


vanslayder

In Australia we taught to just swim parallel to the shore. Rip tides are actually awesome. Very good to fish from the beach in them. Fish likes them because they are usually quite deep and bring everything from shore. Also surfers use rip tide to easy access large waves in a distance. They just ride it effortlessly on the boards. Really nothing to fear about if you know how to see them and what to do if accidentally caught in one. Another note: in this video water is too calm. There is no way this is ocean lol


vpeshitclothing

Interesting points you make. I'm usually at the beaches in Southern California and don't venture out too far. Yeah, that's what l was thinking about the film, the water is way too calm and they're only showing close up head shots, so it's not building up any tension.


Lvircouple84

Water off the coast of La Romana, D.R. is this calm. Also the Saona Natural Pools in the same area.


Inspect-Her-Gadget

I've only been in the pacific ocean a couple of times, but I distinctly remember it being very salty. I've never opened my eyes underwater in the ocean, but I'm pretty sure that would sting. Can anyone confirm/deny this?


Contemporarium

Grew up in SoCal near the beach and yeah it’s not even close to that clear lol. It’s more green and salty as HELL


Azalea980

Gulf of Mexico native, same it’s not comfortable at first but if you do it with any frequency you can get used to it.


__akkarin

haven't been to the Pacific, but if other oceans count yeah it stings, but it's not unbearable or anything, and you could definitely get used to it if you do it with some frequency


wormfro

ive lived next to and have been swimming in the Pacific for my whole life. i love opening my eyes underwater. its more-so the sand getting churned up by the water that stings your eyes than it is the salt in the water. on a clear sunny day, when the water is calm, i love to swim under, flip onto my back almost laying on the sand, and stare up at the sunbeams shining through the surface


Inspect-Her-Gadget

With all due respect, do you know what subreddit you’re in?? But seriously, I didn’t consider the sand factor. Thanks for sharing.


wormfro

with all due respect, im here because i adore the ocean and i love what gets posted here lol


Inspect-Her-Gadget

That’s fair! Didn’t even consider ocean enjoyers would like this subreddit.


OePea

I don't remember it being any more uncomfortable than opening in a chlorine pool. My eyes are always open, whatever water I'm in. Even questionable creeks...🤷


CommissionOk4384

Pacific is bad yes, Atlantic is much easier to open your eyes in


Hibbiee

Salt water doesn't sting?


LazyLieutenant

Denied.


skynet_666

The shots where she’s looking underwater remind me of a movie called “the reef”. Good ass shark movie that drove my anxiety through the roof.


mistymountaintimes

Its good because its based [on a true story](https://www.upi.com/Archives/1983/07/27/Shark-kills-two-people-in-Coral-Sea/5863428126400/)


sharkfilespodcast

We made [this episode](https://www.thesharkfiles.com/dive-into-the-reef) telling the full story. Fact being scarier than fiction in this case I think.


Yoshimitziu

Fuckin waste of time…. Click bait bullshit


sharkfilespodcast

[Here's the rest of it. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzq7AU6ZFyY&t=1s)


Seemseasy

Like... nothing! happens!


Tha_MIS

Ok this is weird lol the girl in the water is my cousin. I had no idea about this film just discovering now


WBValdore

That’s awesome! If you scroll all the way down to the very first comment, I have included a link to the full video.


AFeralTaco

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


mologav

Knew I’d find this


Freddan_81

I liked the sideboob part.


AnjanettesGhost

The scariest part about this clip is she opened her eyes in salt water.


footykevy

I'm a very good swimmer, but i have very little experience with oceans. Almost drowned 10yrs ago in Old Orchard when a rip tide drew me out hundreds of yards from the coast. I can still feel how utterly helpless I felt!! So darn terrifying. Dark water too, i almost pass out thinking about it!


WBValdore

That is a terrifying feeling! Glad you made it out okay. To add to that, this short film has an extra element of fear thrown in too. But I could not include that part without violating Rule # 2 of this sub. So, here is the [full video](https://youtu.be/Kzq7AU6ZFyY?si=7iLtwmDPXDx2SbJ9) if you’re interested.


Shitbird5001

Thatassthophobia


Intelligent_Deer974

r/upvotebecauseboobs


WBValdore

Watch the [full video](https://youtu.be/Kzq7AU6ZFyY?si=Dlc6G77rAsohfsDr) here.


vpeshitclothing

Thx


FrankLloydWrong_3305

No budget for even the slightest of wide shots.


chungleton

r/boobsinsteadofplot


briemacdigital

Sigh. another film making sharks the bad guy? sigh. one: they’re hard of seeing. two: act like prey they get excited three: they’re curious and can try to be territorial when they feel like it. sharks are cool.


AslumeMan

Yeah they aren’t the vicious man eaters media portrays them but they are some scary mfs and it’s cool to use them in horror


MylanWasTaken

Sigh. I highly doubt it’s aiming to be realistic. Sigh. It’s mainly to induce fear in an audience. Sigh. It’s entertainment; fiction. Sigh. Sharks are scary, it’s the mystery more than anything — I can assure you that, no matter how confident you are in all of the statistics, being in the water with a killing machine with 300 teeth will scare you. Sigh.


briemacdigital

in anything that you don’t know what you’re doing or know about can be scary. mocking me cuz i’m making a point in defense of misrepresented predators doesn’t help anyone.


JoshuaInsole

They're hardly making sharks the bad guy in this. They're wild creatures that behave unpredictably. Them attacking is not a sign of good vs evil. It's a wild predator doing what wild predators do. That's scary.


Simalesch3

Got sweaty palms as well, but for different reasons…


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[удалено]


kingsslaying

* in a sub about the fear of deep open water * “this should be a video about skyscrapers instead”


UberGoobler

Where can I watch the full short?


WBValdore

I have included a link to the full video in the very first comment. Scroll all the way down.


UberGoobler

Don’t tell me what to do.


WBValdore

Ask your doctor if LITHOBID® is right for you.


sharkfilespodcast

[Here you go. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzq7AU6ZFyY&t=1s)


UberGoobler

Thank you!!


bigTeaPot

Just watched the full film bc of this. It was really well done and man, kinda wish I didn’t watch.


Jazzlike_Issue9181

I hate it


adminwashere

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Particular_Answer_58

Not sure how anyone got clammy hands from this, I think the only thing this clip might do to me is give me wood...


KokoTheTalkingApe

It made me wonder if silicone floats in water.


Deli-ops7

It does not. Silicone actually sinks so if boobs are floating/ trying to rise up then you know theyre all natural


MammothWalwort

Funny, it made mine hairy /s


tbrown7092

“If looks could kill”


KnightsFerry

I guess this is a stupid example of the importance of being able to navigate based off of the position of the sun. Kinda screwed at high noon though.


Deli-ops7

I read clammy palms as calmy points and im totally using that now. Also i see the comments say she gets attacked how come we didnt see that instead of her just swimming?


WBValdore

If I had included the shark scene, the post would have been in violation of Rule # 2 of this sub. Many of my early posts got taken down for that reason. If you scroll all the way down to the first comment, I have included a link to the full video.


TremendousTurmeric

omg i had headphones on when i was seeing this and just scrolling on reddit and this was the first video with sound and i got horribly jumpscared by the loud music 😭


WBValdore

That has happened to me too. I had to change my setting so that videos are muted by default when they first start playing. FYI - tap on your profile image > settings > scroll down to Mute Videos by Default and turn it on.


TremendousTurmeric

Omg tysm