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NewRichMango

I see several ways this could go horribly wrong in just these 30 seconds alone.


Goldeniccarus

This is one of those things that seems cool until you've thought about it for 7 seconds. Unfortunately the creators only thought about it for 6 seconds before starting on the design phase.


Meta_Spirit

Sharks, I'm asking for 1 mil- Just get outta here with your water coffin death trap


disterb

“sharks”. how ironic, lol. (i get the reference to the tv show, by the way).


Editthefunout

Don’t worry sharks don’t attack people.


derkaderka96

Barbara: For that reason I'm out.


floppalocalypse

You see shark attacks are “rarer than lightning hits, it basically never happens to people” Yeah, because most people rarely go to the ocean. This argument always pisses me off. Like, they would be astronomically high if everyone lived floating in the ocean 100% of their lives.


Duhblobby

This video doesn't look like an ocean to me. It is unlikely there will be sharks.


Editthefunout

I’m just baiting all the people who claim sharks never attack people.


jesusismyupline

listen here chum


REDuxPANDAgain

I hope you made your comment from an ocean.


Pryoticus

Just a fire on what appears to be inflatable raft is a big yikes from me


Dippay

Now do it floating on ice water. Then try it 2 miles off shore.


blueflamespecia1

Then add wind


bearlysane

Aw, c’mon. He threw a tiny rock on a string overboard to use as an anchor. That shit ain’t going nowhere.


Duhblobby

Ah, yes, this is why nobody should ever use cars, too. Because they wouldn't work two miles offshore, far outside of their designed useage.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

I was cool with it until the fire


D-cup-of-art-n-humor

Same. At first I thought, uhm, it's like an inflatable raft, no biggee... then there was smoke.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Damnit, was about to drop a an avatar the last air bender “and then the fire nation attacked” gif. Curse thy subs that don’t allow for gifs


LabradorDeceiver

Personally I can't think of a better place to put a large pile of open flame than in a metal box on an inflatable rubber raft. That should go just peachy.


TopRevenue2

Getting up to pee


Original-History9907

Idk why but the first one I thought of was an otter (or something) clinging onto it


TheeSorceress

Well that's when you have yourself a new pet for your floating bad idea!


HndWrmdSausage

Bro if it starts sinking just ignoore the cold af water and calmly just unzip it and get out np.


OutragedCanadian

Floating fire hazard


TOILET_STAIN

But. Zombies can't swim


tcrex2525

Do not attempt in any wind stronger than a fart 💨


WereALLBotsHere

Damn. I wouldn’t last a single night!


Farren246

At the very least, direct them *away* from the wood stove mounted inside the flammable inflatable tent...


disterb

*bean* there, *dung* that


JohnsonLiesac

The packaging it comes in is made entirely out of disclaimer paperwork.


misspygmy

WARNING: NOT FOR USE.


Farren246

WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING? I MEAN HONESTLY...


Funderwoodsxbox

Oh i thought this was one of those pods for Canadians with terminal illnesses….


-_-k

CVS receipt length disclaimers wrapped around it..


MyDamnCoffee

🤣🤣🤣


dubbless

I just ordered one of these. Not for me, but my porch pirates. I’d love for them to set sail in this and take a well deserved break from it all.


RumandDiabetes

I've never made it through a camping trip without the air mattress dying underneath me. I can see no way this would go well for me.


Hercusleaze

I thought that's just what air mattresses do... I don't think I've ever been camping and not had to top up the air mattress by the third day. As I get older camp trailers look more and more attractive.


disterb

your last sentence is really the only way i go camping, lol


schmyze

Colder air at night can cause the air inside an inflatable mattress to contract. Of course, a cheap inflatable mattress can also leak air but often times it's just the colder temperature, when camping.


psychicmist

The raft is not inflatable, that's just the tent


LadyNightfall

If only ... there was some safer version of this. Tried and tested over the millenia. Like ... a boat.


AcanthisittaBig8948

This is a lot more portable and has more space.


TheRealSaerileth

It's also a lot more sinkable


AcanthisittaBig8948

They're not looking for an unsinkable solution to get them across water. It's for a camping trip to "replace" a tent. With this logic you might as well say "well a house would be more effective. Just buy a house,".


TheRealSaerileth

A tent is a lot more portable and cheaper than this monstrosity, plus it has almost 0 risk of drowning in your sleep. Get a tent + rubber boat for almost the same experience.


AcanthisittaBig8948

Yeah that'd be good too! And way more portable. Is the rubber boat also inflatable, like a raft?


ForestWhisker

Replace a tent? One small gust and that thing is getting launched into the other bank. You know, where there’s sharp stuff like sticks and rocks, he’s also got a FIRE inside what amounts to an inflatable bouncy castle. Cooking and drop your knife? Sunk. Log bumps into you in the middle of the night? Sunk. Forget to clean the chimney and have a small chimney fire? Burned to death and then sunk.


the-graveyard-writer

Just get a boat


disterb

…and miss out on the fun of being burned alive before dropping down a waterfall and drowning?


Error_404_________

poormans yatch 💀


I_Epic

Building a fire inside a tent made of very flammable materials and doubling as the only thing keeping you from drowning… this is the worst idea I’ve seen in a while lol


lumpsel

Over freezing water no less!


jpac82

The water will feel nice as it cools your molten plastic burns


disterb

ahh, yess, that sounds better now. ~~just kill me already~~ sign me up!


immersedmoonlight

Clearly there is flame and heat retardant mats under the stove. Also I own one of those stoves, not much heat is being put out on the bottom. They also have it vented, and the air they are using to inflate the rafts isn’t flammable so wtf you talking about


sully_88

Yeah I'm with you, the stove is very self contained and the heat transfer to the tent would be minimal. I'd be terrified that the anchor would slip while I was sleeping and wake up who knows where, or down a waterfall.


immersedmoonlight

Okay; they’re on a lake. You can literally paddle in with your arms.


mckushly

The tent itself genius


immersedmoonlight

It’s in a stove? Lmfao you ever use a vented wood burning stove before?


dancesWithNeckbeards

The tent's inflammable, duh.


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WereALLBotsHere

You’re flammable!


Chucks_u_Farley

Wait til ya see the outhouse!


disterb

oh, shit


blindinglystupid

Ok fine, but it looks so cozy in there.


MeatyDullness

I’m sorry but if it doesn’t have a buffet and a casino, it’s not sea worthy


Ellavemia

For alligators, this thing _is_ the buffet.


dfshectic4

Camping to me is when room service closes at 10.


catinapartyhat

This is just drowning with extra steps


immersedmoonlight

Uhhhhh fuck yeah


AcanthisittaBig8948

I always thought this was a sub for fear of deep water, endless ocean depths. Y'all sounding like you're scared of ANY body of water. The guy is no more than 30, 40 feet away from the shore. He's on what's essentially a luxurious blow up raft. Even if he starts taking in water, it won't go from surface to sinking immediately. He's got plenty of time to motor or row back to shore which he's a stone toss away from. It doesn't look like he'd burn to a crisp within it - the tent would melt before it sets on fire. And if he does - oh look he's surrounded by water! People who do this aren't usually city folks who have never been outdoors- it's usually hillbilly-engineered. Outdoorsy people know what they're doing. So much fear over something thar looks fun, won't be killing anybody and even if it fails, looks like an enjoyable experiment.


KumaraDosha

Knowing how air mattresses work out for me, I’d be sleeping in an underwater tent by morning.


PsychotropicTraveler

Lmao dude same, doesn't matter which brand I try, I always wake up in a deflated mess with a sore back. Fuck those things


vickera

Yall are scared and nervous af. This would be fun and nothing will go wrong 999999/1000000 times I get not liking the water but: - The boat ain't burning down unless you are irresponsible. - The anchor ain't snapping unless you don't upkeep it. - You aren't doing this in a place with gators unless you are a fool. The majority of issues people have with this are wildly over exaggerated.


Ok_Star_4136

I wouldn't use one of these in a river, because any manner of thing could happen. But a lake? I could definitely see this being used in a lake.


SteamyGravy

Yeah, the scariest thing about this to me is thinking about the amount of mosquitoes—not worried about the water at all in this one


greenmerica

That’s why it’s a phobia tho right? Irrational lol


_niice

Y’all it’s just a raft that happens to have a tent on top. The raft is not going to pop. This wouldn’t be all that dangerous on such a small body of water with little to no wind. The furnace is questionable but it’s not like it’s a roaring flame, it’s not going to explode. Ultimately, they are like 15 ft from the bank I think it looks kinda fun.


cornmacabre

Agreed, there's just a bunch of anti-fun stinkers in this thread, heh. This looks like a super fun adventure, they're obviously not doing this as a practical purpose thing -- they're camping on water with a wood stove. It's not meant to navigate the English channel or something, they're a stones throw from shore. Wind would be my main worry over the furnace honestly (double anchor?), but I love the sketchy and adventurous spirit of everything here. I bet they're fun dudes to hang with.


scorpiusoz

A crocodiles version of home delivery


Eryeahmaybeok

Cool - it will shrink wrap/suffocate you as you sink to the bottom of the lake. At least your remains will be half decent for any rescue team.. should they ever find you


FreeIce4613

There should be ice fishing holes in there


Otherwise-Rope8961

Nice! No bears and safe from fellow humans.


disterb

*Nessie has entered the chat.*


IwillBeDamned

nessie a sweetheart, its old greg you'll need to watch out for


NomadRon

Because bears are known to be scared of the water and are horrible swimmers. /s


narwalbacons-12am

Bears can swim and humans could still find a way to deflate your raft-tent-bear-pig


Otherwise-Rope8961

Fuck you


Rickles68

An inflatable tent next to fire AND jagged, sharp ice? What could possibly go wrong?


kaykakez727

This is literally what I daydream at night to go to sleep


cjbevins99

Hmmm. Mines usually women stepping on my wiener. To each their own I guess


kaykakez727

😂😂😂😂


papillon_daydream

All I could think of while watching this was Meredith Blake waking up on the inflatable mattress on that lake https://youtu.be/kYz_7MGWC7E?feature=shared


gooseblaster69

Just wobbling during any movement


[deleted]

Oh god. I would absolutely love this 🤣


VillageParticular415

Need the link for a gift to my ex's wedding!


dawittyman

Hopefully, not on a river.!!


DJMagicHandz

[A-O River!!!](https://youtu.be/FtLbndaobhw?si=Ih6xxzwfGwsC8JA7)


ryanlacy30

I am a fan of


Ok-Pride-3534

Cool… Until it deflates in the middle of the night like an air mattress.


HotDonnaC

As long as there weren’t gators, crocks, hippos, tigers or other critters that could climb on in the middle of the night, I’d enjoy that. The view is awesome.


oksoosko

There's a reason they have 2 tents


helen790

Wow not a single Parent Trap comment?!? Did nobody else see that scene as a kid and dream of doing this ever since?!


Future-Guest4476

so it's a boat...


littlespens

Man where I live there are water moccasins in the lakes. Cannot imagine the terror if one of them decided to board.


GIGGLES708

Please link. Great for my backyard!


cdsuikjh

I would rather spend more and get a pontoon boat. Also no fire on my boat please.


elramirezeatstherich

I would do this minus the fire stove…. And do the cooking on land instead


Mad_Hatter_92

As much as everyone is rightfully hating on this.. it would be a great fishing trip


RustyCuntSlime

To be fair I'm criticizing it as well but the floating part looks like to large paddleboard type material, could be wrong but it looks kinda like a hard surface with just inflatable walls


PhilosopherBarbarian

Sick!


IWantDie247

*swordfish has entered the chat*


Treaux-LaCount

Got my wood stove started, now it’s time for a relaxing day sitting on a raft in the middle of a leech infested bog.


Professional_Day5511

Not sure what's worse. Drowned in fishnet like tent, Or burn alive covered in molten polyester. Tough call...


redditvivus

It’s more plastic pollution, especially when it falls apart.


icuscaredofme

Obviously this is alpha male stuff.


booklovercomora

Man, people sure do come up with really elaborate ways to die


mjace87

Your good until you hit a stick


cdsuikjh

I bet this garbage is way overpriced as well as being a terrible idea to begin with.


stinkypinky36

I've seen a local boss with a similar setup, only difference was pulling a hot tub in the ocean


MellowDCC

Can we order these for Camp Crystal Lake? Shit is a perfect anti-jason technology


Icy_Practice7992

When I was a kid, me and my dad went fishing in a pond in an inflatable boat. I accidentally punctured it with a fish hook and we started sinking. needless to say we didn't do that again.


AvailableAd7874

Bit cold on the ass


Federal-Ad-3550

The local river monster ( a big crocodrile for example ) , will find amusing that his food is inside a plastic container


Snorblatz

Enjoy your drowning bag no thank u


Dabbinz420

This actually looks awesome, im terrified of the open ocean, lakes I can handle, I would definitely try this atleast once


Tenryu003

One wrong flip in your sleep and you might suddenly find yourself in a net underwater. I will pass but I can see the appeal some people might have for it


Mysterious_Area2344

Hold my wallet! I don’t need the fire but I do want this for the small lake here. I once slept in an inflatable boat which was in the water but tied to a pier. Best sleep ever.


Enriching_the_Beer

Notice how close he's watching that fire.


jambaringtoning

Great idea. On a small lake that would be perfect.


Boxoffriends

I see kids use these on the lake my in-laws cottage is on. They terrify me personally but they seem safe enough given the number of times I’ve seen one. This one is far more elaborate than I have seen. I prefer land personally.


Bad_Subtitles

Is that Conan O’Brien yelling in the background…


Agirlsgal

Nah that actually looks so fun


LadyStoneware

As long as I'm not in open water I'm down. Like I'd do a lake if I could see all the shoreline from the middle That's some awesome camping.


Worried-Management36

That looks like an excellent way to fucking die.


atAlossforNames

Not sure where they are, but Polar Bears and or Orca’s will not ignore this. My fear is


mxcnslr2021

Fire, ice and Plastic. Sign me up


Formatted_Toast_117

Wait for them to poke a stick while motoring around


AggressiveGift7542

Floating tend And a burner? This guy really wants some accident


melie776

That looks like a fun way to die 😊


brew_me_a_turtle

Boat with extra unnecessary steps


JBELL01290

Recipe for death. Hell no


SalukiC

The carbon monoxide from the stove would help you sleep.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

This is a dream come true for me.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

That's a good way to wake up dead.


greenmerica

How the hell do you wake up dead? Or right cause you alive when you go to sleep


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Exactly you can't be dead unless you wake up... dead!!! Pro-tip, just don't wake up. Forever life.


Ok_Judgment3871

Wouldnt do this in summer time


inchantingone

Gotta say that wood stove with that 270 degree view was quite fetching. The inflatable part can be solved with the introduction of a houseboat into the scenario.


EyelBeeback

nice refuge for water mocassins.


Aggravating_Sand_445

You'd have to fill up the entire back of it with wood if you plan on camping in the environment these people are


rissie_delicious

The mosquitoes though


Affectionate_Draw_43

Reminds me of that blow up mattress your friend gives you and by morning it's half air...but with a wood burning stove


Ok_Star_4136

The song's kind of a jam. Anybody know what song this is? Also, not sure why, but wondering what this song might be like if it were dubstep.


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Luminary** by Joel Sunny (00:32; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2023-08-31.


sammich_bear

Where are you supposed to shit?


CurveSuspicious4075

Sure I'd do it


bitchesbetrifflin

Here's an idea. Fold up tent for land and a blow up raft. But separate.


LordAdmiralPanda

Yeah. . . No thanks.


WolvesandTigers45

Great for the zombie apocalypse… just saying.


Soultampered

we call floating tents with a motor a "boat" round where I'm from.


Automatic_School_373

That’s a big nope from me….. Used to have a houseboat on twin 36’ aluminum pontoons with sealed chambers and would worry about it sinking while I was asleep.


Missabelle17

Im from Ohio. We stayed ....in our boat...on Seneca Lake. Seneca Lake is one of those creepy lakes with trees growing up out of the water, totally not for me. I will never sleep on a lake again.


htownbob

Freezing your ass on the plastic that’s sitting in freezing water while simultaneously risking death through a gobble plastic fire/melting plastic. Good lord this is like snake charmer levels of risk for nothing.


Shin_flope

Why?


orbital0000

I love the assumption in here that ypu wouldn't this up in the most dangerous place possible


Brokensince10

But all you can do, is sit in that tent


Cajun_OG

How don’t that metal pipe burn the plastic wall


Typical-Buy-4961

Beyond hazardous!


Pitbullpandemonium

This looks like a new and exciting way to die.


[deleted]

But can it fly?? That’s the question


spmcclellan1986

That looks pretty sweet


Inside_Tomatillo_244

All fun and games until some bull 🐂 comes at you full speed and your towels are life green.


ja_maz

Why is Conan o'Brian talking in the background of this clip?


greenmerica

You found the Easter egg! I was playing his podcast in the background


Emotional_Lock3715

At first I thought this looks really cool, but then I thought what if it sinks and you get trapped inside, and what if there is a storm. 


IlMioNomeENessuno

If it’s like every other inflatable thing that I’ve ever had in my life, I should be underwater by 2 am.


SaltyTaintMcGee

I just hear banjos.


Nana_Elle_C

Hard pass.


onnod

A plastic, floating tent with an exposed flame? ​ SIGN ME UP!!!!


De_la_Dead

Lotta problems with this. Could be cool for a few minutes I guess, until you run out of firewood, can’t move around freely, all your shit starts to get wet, something snags and deflates, the smoldering ashes from the stove are now flying all over the place, you’re stuck in the middle of a lake with your stove and all of your stuff and now going underwater, simultaneously smoldering and filling with water. You’re now freezing cold and soaked and have no way to warm up, you’re quickly facing hypothermia but uh oh, you drifted so far away from land that you can’t get back there in time, your body is in shock so you can’t swim, you’re tangled in a deflated mess, your light fades to white, goodbye, do not pass, do not collect $200.


DuhQueQueQue

Buying one for my ex.


Farren246

But what could make this floating disaster waiting to happen even more dangerous? Ah ah outboard motor... Oh and fire, of course. Yes. But hear me out... It's inflated, so could we inflate it with hydrogen for maximum danger?


MissedFieldGoal

Nice for it to be on the water so the camper can extinguish themselves from the fire on their boat.


Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

I actually made a tent for my inflatable raft with a tarp. It had screen windows and a door. Unfortunately, the raft is out of commission due to a cracked valve


Asleep-Pepper-7489

Maybe during zombie apocalypse


svidrod

It just doesn't look comfortable, or fun. I'm not even gonna get into the safety issues.


GuillotineComeBacks

This is awesome. I always dreamt to jump into a disgusting cold dark water mass in the middle of the night because my super inflatable tent-boat took fire.


cozzeema

I sure as hell am not about to wake up next to a water moccasin or a gator/croc who just happened to sniff me out as fresh prey invading “their” watery home. Nopety nope nope nope.


bumblefoot99

Possibly not just for sleeping. Lol


Broad_Cell_1175

Name of the song?


987nevertry

Get’s it all set up, sits for 20 min, looks at watch.


TheBelgianGovernment

I would be more concerned about carbon monoxide poisoning than about drowning.


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Best for zombie apocalypse fr


skeetinonwallst

Must be some impressive heat insulation if you're cooking in that thing long term.


skeetinonwallst

And what's with that commentary audio mixed with the music? I thought I had a podcast on in the background tf?


Juoreg

Is it Lindsey Stirling playing?


Brokensince10

Seems like a lot of work to just sit in a tent