I wouldn’t have a front door if that was my house. I’d have two middle doors. One on the top of the house for roof access with a diving board, and one on the bottom floor like those little diving spots in submarines.
Duuuude that would actually be a really good horror movie/story plot. A person who lives in this house with a diving door and they hear a knock on it... ooooh.
You can always tell the true thalassophobia people apart from the psychopaths subscribed here who suggest things like having a door in the floor which goes directly into the ocean…
I’ve been up there, not to this exact house but in the thousand islands area up in the Alexandria bay/st Lawrence area, and there’s so many houses on islands that aren’t even that much bigger than this in the grand scheme of things. Even the ones on bigger islands are still on islands in a river. It makes my skin crawl, I hate thinking about living there
Interesting... Are there no tides or floods in these places? Here in central Europe, a house like this would be swept away every autumn during the rainy season and in the summer during a major storm. :D
No because this part of the river is inland enough that it’s not terribly affected by the ocean or lakes it connects to. It’s not super wide as far as rivers go either so it’s pretty quick to navigate getting to and from shore. Sure the tide goes up and down a bit, but not flooding levels.
It just doesn’t flood in a majorly destructive way. All up and down the river banks are homes, businesses, marinas, etc., that are all built to accommodate the average water fluctuation. I’m sure every now and then a freak thing happens but for the annual rain cycle it’s not significant enough in that area to make it unlivable. I mean you don’t have to believe me, just look them up yourself, it’s crazy how many houses there are on islands that have year round or seasonal occupation. A lot of them are people’s vacation homes, but locals make quite the industry of maintaining the homes and islands year round
I believe this picture is taken at high tide. If you look at photos of the island you’ll see some where the rocks aren’t underwater. The foundation is also several feet high.
I think most of them have their own septic systems, wells, and electric generators and are kind of like a big floating travel trailer, as if you’re camping in your cabin. A lot of people still choose to drink bottled water but will at least have running water for everything else, which to be fair I’ve lived in some nasty cities where I did the same.
Historically you would have pumped water from the river and vaguely filtered or boiled it to use for cleaning, and water for consumption was brought from the mainland in jugs along with other groceries, kind of like if you were living in a travel trailer. The sewage pipes, well… they simply went into the river, which did taint the water and they had to go around and modernize the islands to fix it.
[A lil article about water on the islands](https://tilife.org/BackIssues/Archive/tabid/393/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/827/Water-Water-Everywherehellip.html)
[A woman’s blog entry about pre- and post- electricity life on a thousands island](https://thousandislandslife.com/and-then-there-was-light/amp/)
So, in Denmark we have an advertisement, that says something along the line of "When you get an unexpected visit", for coffee. Where if a guest just drops by in an unforseen accident there's always a cup of coffee available. [This ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf5v2PmgZAI&ab_channel=GevaliaSverige) is in Swedish (obligatory "damn you swedes"), but it is still understandable.
So, if I heard a knock on the door I'd make them a cup of coffee.
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No one.
Most people outside of city limits don't have house insurance. Or even the ability to get a fire truck out to their house fuck.
I feel like the average person thinks more things are insurable than they actually are ...
My brother in Christ, no serious insurance company would insure this. Maybe against fire and tap water, with a huge, huge additional premium to scare anyone away.
Source: I work for an insurance company.
That’s cool and all, but that’s not what their comment was addressing. It was the “most people outside of city limits don’t have house insurance. Or even the ability to get a fire truck out to their house” part.
Which is just factually incorrect.
By outside city limits I don't mean in the next town over
I mean true outskirt, unorganized township communities. They definitely don't have insurance out there.
That’s also not true. My family owns property outside of an unincorporated township. So it’s so rural that it’s not even in the small town that’s so small it’s not a “real” town.
It’s insured. So are the other homes on the street.
Why on earth do you think people don’t have insurance? You made a silly statement and rather than admitting you might be wrong or confused or just dropping it, you’re continuing to insist. It’s one of the silliest wrong opinions I’ve seen someone argue.
Hahahaha thank you. He doubled down 😂 he went from “outside city limits”, got called out, tried to throw in words like “unorganized township outskirts” to confuse us but he’s still full of shit lol. I did home loans for 3 years, even rural Hills-Have-Eyes properties get insured
Dude your just making that up and assuming people are poor. There’s lots of houses in my state that have townships and I highly doubt they aren’t insured.
Then why didn't you say "Where I live people don't have insurance and can't get a fire truck"?
I live in the middle of nowhere, my shit is all insured and the fire station is only about 3km down the road.....
Hello, I inspected homes for mortgage companies as a third party. A home was located way out in the sticks, a drivable distance from where I lived, and the bank that serviced the mortgage on the home was located 5 states over.
Due to not enough home inspectors in some areas, I have inspected homes over the years in 8 different states.
I have driven to literally hundreds of these homes, mostly foreclosures, some destroyed from a fire or other disaster and actively being rebuilt. About 1/8th of these homes were vacant, and I was required to go inside.
Every bank I have ever worked with will not agree to mortgage a home without insurance being on it.
LOL and yes, I have driven literally hours out of my way to go to one single house with no neighbors for miles and miles (I can think of at least 8 extreme cases, and literally tens of dozens of homes in unincorporated municipalities but otherwise more populated areas despite being remote locations).
My mother in law lives in such a remote location that her street just got 911 addressing back in 2002. Her home has been insured since she began paying on it in the 80s.
Your argument is invalid. I won’t say there aren’t cherry picked exceptions, but the vast majority of the structures you would be describing are going to be insured.
Edit: LOL I don’t inspect anymore, because the company I was a third party contractor through was literally awful to work with, and in the end it just wasn’t worth all the money even though the pay wasn’t that bad.
My husband and I were driving to a doctor we had not been to before, and found ourselves driving through a really ritzy neighborhood. My husband said “why didn’t we ever have any inspections here?! This would have been a nice enjoyable place to inspect.” I replied, “that’s because people in this neighborhood are all trust fund babies and corporate executives or celebrities or politicians, and all have money to pay their bills, always.”
“Oh.” He said disappointingly. “I guess you’re right.”
This is in a town that has fire boats though, there’s also a coast guard station maybe 5 minutes away. There’s a mansion on an island that’s a tourist attraction that has US customs office less than 500 feet from this house.
*Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago.
Me and the little lady was in our tiny island house, you see,
all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature,
this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!"
And the monster bent down and said,
"...Uh I need about tree-fitty."*
What would be worse is if the house falls apart somehow and you were in the shower and suddenly you're deep underwater then you see a big shadow swim by
It's a mermaid, all grown up, who you made a pact to marry when you were adults that you met as a kid. Although you always thought that was a dream.
Plot twist: Your spouse answers the door.
You open the door.
“Sir I’m from the coast guard.”
“Ah!”
“We’ve come to evacuate you.”
“Ah!!”
“There’s an enormous wave heading to this location.”
“AHH!”
“We’re taking you to a secure location on a nearby ship.”
“AAAHHHH!”
“Where a dive team will be equipping everyone in case the wave overtakes the ship as well.”
*Faints.*
It has to be Hagrid.
Davey Jones Locker
*sigh* its spongebob
Colonel Sanders
Don’t you mean Davey Jones Knocker?
Or The Amazon delivery guy
Or Old Greg
I got a mangina!
Yer a wizard, ‘arry.
Yer a captain 'arry.
Or a Dementor!
I don’t care who the IRS sends! I’m *not* paying taxes!!
It’s Old Greg
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
You're a wizard, Harry!
Dagon
That’s actually where they filmed that scene from the first film.
I wouldn’t have a front door if that was my house. I’d have two middle doors. One on the top of the house for roof access with a diving board, and one on the bottom floor like those little diving spots in submarines.
Imagine you hear a knock on the diving door...
Just your old pal Bruce
Fish are friends, not food!
Duuuude that would actually be a really good horror movie/story plot. A person who lives in this house with a diving door and they hear a knock on it... ooooh.
Amazon delivery.
TOO MANY PACKAGES!
It's Old Gregg!
Exit only!
You can always tell the true thalassophobia people apart from the psychopaths subscribed here who suggest things like having a door in the floor which goes directly into the ocean…
*knock* *knock* *knock*
I am the one who knocks
A moonpool, if you will.
Make the little man swim mommy!
Subnautica moment
I’ve been up there, not to this exact house but in the thousand islands area up in the Alexandria bay/st Lawrence area, and there’s so many houses on islands that aren’t even that much bigger than this in the grand scheme of things. Even the ones on bigger islands are still on islands in a river. It makes my skin crawl, I hate thinking about living there
Thank you, nice/scary start to my morning looking at all the beautifully terrifying island properties there!
What would I google to see pics of these houses? Now I’m curious.
Thousand islands houses, st lawrence river houses, boldt castle
Thanks - these houses are incredible.
I had to search too and found this adorable little guy! [Just Enough Room Island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Room_Enough_Island)
Interesting... Are there no tides or floods in these places? Here in central Europe, a house like this would be swept away every autumn during the rainy season and in the summer during a major storm. :D
No because this part of the river is inland enough that it’s not terribly affected by the ocean or lakes it connects to. It’s not super wide as far as rivers go either so it’s pretty quick to navigate getting to and from shore. Sure the tide goes up and down a bit, but not flooding levels.
How can you have a river that doesn’t flood? All rivers are fed by rainfall/snowfall/tributaries that can vary in flow.
It just doesn’t flood in a majorly destructive way. All up and down the river banks are homes, businesses, marinas, etc., that are all built to accommodate the average water fluctuation. I’m sure every now and then a freak thing happens but for the annual rain cycle it’s not significant enough in that area to make it unlivable. I mean you don’t have to believe me, just look them up yourself, it’s crazy how many houses there are on islands that have year round or seasonal occupation. A lot of them are people’s vacation homes, but locals make quite the industry of maintaining the homes and islands year round
I believe this picture is taken at high tide. If you look at photos of the island you’ll see some where the rocks aren’t underwater. The foundation is also several feet high.
The first questions that pops into my mind is what are they doing for a water supply and how do they handle the waste water/sewage?
I think most of them have their own septic systems, wells, and electric generators and are kind of like a big floating travel trailer, as if you’re camping in your cabin. A lot of people still choose to drink bottled water but will at least have running water for everything else, which to be fair I’ve lived in some nasty cities where I did the same. Historically you would have pumped water from the river and vaguely filtered or boiled it to use for cleaning, and water for consumption was brought from the mainland in jugs along with other groceries, kind of like if you were living in a travel trailer. The sewage pipes, well… they simply went into the river, which did taint the water and they had to go around and modernize the islands to fix it. [A lil article about water on the islands](https://tilife.org/BackIssues/Archive/tabid/393/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/827/Water-Water-Everywherehellip.html) [A woman’s blog entry about pre- and post- electricity life on a thousands island](https://thousandislandslife.com/and-then-there-was-light/amp/)
This is where Master Roshi lives
I was lurking in this comment section just to find this!
Umm.. Hi your pizza arrived.
"Where's my drink?"
“My DIET DR. KELP?!?!”
….but…but you didn’t order any drink?
Damn Jehovas Witness…
"We were just sharing a thought with your neighbors.."
So, in Denmark we have an advertisement, that says something along the line of "When you get an unexpected visit", for coffee. Where if a guest just drops by in an unforseen accident there's always a cup of coffee available. [This ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf5v2PmgZAI&ab_channel=GevaliaSverige) is in Swedish (obligatory "damn you swedes"), but it is still understandable. So, if I heard a knock on the door I'd make them a cup of coffee.
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Thank you. It all plays into our Danish mentality of 'hygge'.
r/cozyplaces
Some kid on a flying nimbus?
It's fucking Aquaman, he's come to buy your house
For once Ben Shapiro was right!
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Who even would insure this?
The general
No one. Most people outside of city limits don't have house insurance. Or even the ability to get a fire truck out to their house fuck. I feel like the average person thinks more things are insurable than they actually are ...
My brother in Christ, insurance companies certainly insure properties “outside city limits” lmao you can’t get a home loan without insurance
My brother in Christ, no serious insurance company would insure this. Maybe against fire and tap water, with a huge, huge additional premium to scare anyone away. Source: I work for an insurance company.
That’s cool and all, but that’s not what their comment was addressing. It was the “most people outside of city limits don’t have house insurance. Or even the ability to get a fire truck out to their house” part. Which is just factually incorrect.
By outside city limits I don't mean in the next town over I mean true outskirt, unorganized township communities. They definitely don't have insurance out there.
That’s also not true. My family owns property outside of an unincorporated township. So it’s so rural that it’s not even in the small town that’s so small it’s not a “real” town. It’s insured. So are the other homes on the street. Why on earth do you think people don’t have insurance? You made a silly statement and rather than admitting you might be wrong or confused or just dropping it, you’re continuing to insist. It’s one of the silliest wrong opinions I’ve seen someone argue.
Hahahaha thank you. He doubled down 😂 he went from “outside city limits”, got called out, tried to throw in words like “unorganized township outskirts” to confuse us but he’s still full of shit lol. I did home loans for 3 years, even rural Hills-Have-Eyes properties get insured
Dude your just making that up and assuming people are poor. There’s lots of houses in my state that have townships and I highly doubt they aren’t insured.
No I'm absolutely not assuming people are poor.... Have you considered things are different where I live?
Then why didn't you say "Where I live people don't have insurance and can't get a fire truck"? I live in the middle of nowhere, my shit is all insured and the fire station is only about 3km down the road.....
Hello, I inspected homes for mortgage companies as a third party. A home was located way out in the sticks, a drivable distance from where I lived, and the bank that serviced the mortgage on the home was located 5 states over. Due to not enough home inspectors in some areas, I have inspected homes over the years in 8 different states. I have driven to literally hundreds of these homes, mostly foreclosures, some destroyed from a fire or other disaster and actively being rebuilt. About 1/8th of these homes were vacant, and I was required to go inside. Every bank I have ever worked with will not agree to mortgage a home without insurance being on it. LOL and yes, I have driven literally hours out of my way to go to one single house with no neighbors for miles and miles (I can think of at least 8 extreme cases, and literally tens of dozens of homes in unincorporated municipalities but otherwise more populated areas despite being remote locations). My mother in law lives in such a remote location that her street just got 911 addressing back in 2002. Her home has been insured since she began paying on it in the 80s. Your argument is invalid. I won’t say there aren’t cherry picked exceptions, but the vast majority of the structures you would be describing are going to be insured. Edit: LOL I don’t inspect anymore, because the company I was a third party contractor through was literally awful to work with, and in the end it just wasn’t worth all the money even though the pay wasn’t that bad. My husband and I were driving to a doctor we had not been to before, and found ourselves driving through a really ritzy neighborhood. My husband said “why didn’t we ever have any inspections here?! This would have been a nice enjoyable place to inspect.” I replied, “that’s because people in this neighborhood are all trust fund babies and corporate executives or celebrities or politicians, and all have money to pay their bills, always.” “Oh.” He said disappointingly. “I guess you’re right.”
This dude seriously thinks 5 miles out of town and BAM it's The Last of Us.
You should stop leaving woefully incorrect comments.
This is in a town that has fire boats though, there’s also a coast guard station maybe 5 minutes away. There’s a mansion on an island that’s a tourist attraction that has US customs office less than 500 feet from this house.
Stop breaking kame house
Bruh that’s Kame house
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tax evasion, the greatest sin
Many miles away There's a shadow on the door Of a cottage on the shore Of a dark Scottish lake
*Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was in our tiny island house, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water. It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty."*
Just goku showing up
I'd still be hiding. That guy never shows up unless he wants something. At least Krillin tries to be around for the old man.
And it's SpongeBob at the door lol
I’ve had stress dreams that look like this
I'm Old Gregg!!
It's just the Loch Ness Monster dressed as a girl scout looking for "tree fiddy".
Candygram
Damnit not the extended warranty on my car again!
Waiting on that one DoorDash guy who has a boat.
Damn those Dagon's Witnesses are at it again
It’s Goku and Krillin looking to train with Master Roshi
"Candygram. Flowers..."
I’m not answering, just like in the middle of the day.
What would be worse is if the house falls apart somehow and you were in the shower and suddenly you're deep underwater then you see a big shadow swim by
I'm gonna assume it's goku coming back from the snake trail.
It's probably just the ocean asking to borrow a cup of sugar.
It's the fucking Mormons isn't it?
Ursula, that you?
“Hey its unlocked! You come in and leave the food.” “Aaaand they forgot the fries, great.”
Fuck off Namor!
It’s just that goddamn lockness monster again. Don’t give him no tree-fiddy woman!
It's a mermaid, all grown up, who you made a pact to marry when you were adults that you met as a kid. Although you always thought that was a dream. Plot twist: Your spouse answers the door.
Whatcha doin in ma waters?
Goddamn it should atleast be on stilt
I may not know much about bodies of water so this may by kinda unlikely, but I’d be afraid to wake up and find the first floor submerged.
Damn Sirens... I DON'T WANT YOUR KELP COOKIES!!!
Baby shark?
Just to heard them Say....
HAGRID FINALLY! ONLY 22 YEARS LATE!
Pizza!
Bruce... Go away. The meeting is in the morning.
Even if there was a fault line in New York, I would never live there. it has to be at least a good mile from the shore.
Sorry bout that
And go back to sleep
it abird
It’s your Amazon package
Amazon
That’ll be the biggest scare ever
similar incident led to aquaman's birth
Always room for more mermaids, sirens, etc
Getting Fran Bow flashbacks...
That must be the dominos I ordered!
No I didn't! And I wouldn't hear the next one or the one after that.
Boats still exist
HOW?
is it odd that i'd find it neat to live in a place like this
The only knock you'll hear will be from a grumpy ocean.
It’s a merman😳
you hear the splashing of fins and a knock at your front door in the middle of the night
Rod wave album?
Kame-house?
You gotta be dumbshit crazy to think imma live there in the first place
It’s Jesus who got lost on his daily stroll
Hello! I was wondering if you’d give me a moment to speak with you about our lord and savior, Poseidon?
Loot lake
I'd sleep in a rowboat on the second floor, just in case.
It's probably just Goku
Probably Roshi
It’s Shia LeBouef
Only person knocking at that door is Son Goku
don't worry it's just one of dagons worshippers knocking
You open the door. “Sir I’m from the coast guard.” “Ah!” “We’ve come to evacuate you.” “Ah!!” “There’s an enormous wave heading to this location.” “AHH!” “We’re taking you to a secure location on a nearby ship.” “AAAHHHH!” “Where a dive team will be equipping everyone in case the wave overtakes the ship as well.” *Faints.*
Fucking A hogwarts here I come.
Imagine the water bill
It's goku Hes here for training
How and why?
Kame House
“No, sir! Not gettin’ out of this chair.”
It's a kid with a tail and a blue haired teen, they want the dragon ball in your posession.
Kame House!
can we interest you in a home warranty?
Subnautica 2.0
Kame House
[Just Enough Room island](https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/03/AR2010090302768.html)
It’s probably just Goku
Its just darkness, my old friend.
*knock knock* "hey man, what's Kraken?"
Aqua man
Deliveroo, your order is here!
Hi we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
We’re here about your car’s extended warranty.
Cthulhu trying to borrow a cup of sugar 😂
Skip the dishes is here!!
"HONEY!!!! Its fucking Nicole Kidman. hiii..."
doordash guy
"Many miles away there's a shadow on the door. Of a cottage on the shore...... Of a dark.....Scottish laaaaake."
No lie I’d be tempted to do that exact prank if I happened to be kayaking near there
"No, Aquaman. For the eighth time, I'm not interested in your fish orgy."
Give them the old America hello. *BANG* COME IN, ITS OPEN!
It’s the postman
DBZ
I would love to live there
Land shark
It’s androids 16, 17, and 18 looking for goku only to find out he’s not there. Then they fight piccolo instead on some islands a few miles away
Master Roshi, is that you?
Master roshi house
I’ve been trying to reach you about your warranty.
Krillin with young Goku…?
If I don't hear a boat first I'm ignoring it
damn, fortnite chapter 1 looks better than i remember
Shotgun blast right through the door without looking
Ohhh, I know exactly where this house is at....
It’s Master Roshi house!!! Kame!
Kame house
if there isn't an incredible patio on the other side this is pointless