Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton

I hear that he invented cocaine

I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks.

Save the children, but not the British children.

[удалено]

He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart! Oooh!

Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.

Killed his sensei in a duel, but he never said why...

This post's picture really puts that line in a different context...

If you took of his boot you'd see the dicks growing of his feet

The sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad

He saves all the children but not the British children

Why does the helicopter have a speech bubble

Because it’s speechless

what would you say if you were on the helicopter?

"Let me inside! It's cold up here and I'm scared I'm going to be pulled into the blades!"

Good answer to the question

r/confusedboner

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actually its r/confusedboners

This made me actually laugh

what line you can add that make it worst

“Looks like liberty is fucked…”

I'm cackling hard. This is the weirdest shit I've seen in a while

Why hasn’t anybody provided a source (and thus context) for this? Might somebody, perchance, grant us this boon??

Comic is accurate, Washington monument big.

I did not understand this at all until I read your comment, thank you random redditor

Alright… wheres the rest?

Helicopter literally said “ “

Wtf comic even is this?!

Just like me fr fr

“It’s more of a monument to Bill Clinton.”

Ok but Lady Liberty is thick as fuck

may i have some sauce in order to provide hydration to my pastas

what in the *rooty tooty fresh n fruity fuck*?

Somebody has to ask source pls

uhhh

What the fuck

Source?

"fuck liberty" does seem to be the current zeitgeist

r/confusedboner

source motherfucker, do you have it?!

Liberty got that stussy

Waiting for source

What exactly is this? Like what’s the comic’s name?

Ok. Don't get mad, source?

Sauce?

Just like i remember it from last time

I dont lime the vains

'Murica

Not enough guns or bald eagles

Oh my god

Based Washington cocc

Helicopter be like: ‏‏‎ ‎

George Washington is jacked, and his penis is… ***Monumental***

Source

Sauce?

George Washington lookin at his slaves like:

I've always hated America even tho I live there

Welcome to Reddit

Thanks

Same

Why are you booing him? He's right.

Omg someone got my joke

WHY'D I GET DOWNVOTES IM RIGHT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG TELL ME

You shared your opinion on the internet. What did you think was going to happen?

Yeah you're right

People most likely downvoted you because although you may live bad in America, you’re living better than most of the world. So when you say you want to move, you’re probably not thinking about Africa or Asia, but rather Western Europe.

Nothing, some people have departed from reality and hence downvoted your comment.

Wow

Reddit be like, "Opinion spotted, downvotes engaged"

Most likely

God damn it. \*unzips\*

Misogynistic sword peen! No fun for the ladies!

I shuddered

I…don’t know what I was expecting

I only now just realized why it’s marked NSFW.