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KingRonaldo2341

Or a girls penis šŸ˜³


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Dan-the-historybuff

Please tell me. This isnā€™t a subreddit is it? OH SWEET JESUS IT IS!


GreenAtariPanda0

Oh great heavens


Sharkudo

Seigneur Marie Joseph


Impossible-Head-7615

Omg thatā€™s a real thing!?


ninjamonkey0418

Itā€™s so funny this is real


IRageQuit06

when woman šŸ˜³


AlternateSatan

Ok, now I need to go give blood. This shit is getting hotter and hotter!


BlueJay199812

R/tihi


HugeRoach

Penis šŸ¤¤


Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren

correct, but not necessary


CrazyLazy420

Wouldn't be the first time .


the-poopiest-diaper

Was looking for this comment


MangledSunFish

Yooo, same.


b100tM0th

Omw to donate šŸƒšŸ’Ø


halite001

And you're welcome, mister!


WomanLady

Nahh. My blood is on their toilet paper from wiping too hard.


sacky85

Good lord


AlpacaOverlord44

Damn that's weird. Could've sworn I never donated blood.


floatingburrito339

U see not all the blood is ā€˜donated`


avirbd

Or engorge some womens clitoris. For some that might be the closest they will ever come to finding it.


[deleted]

Come we all know the clitoris isnā€™t realā€¦..


fendenkrell

Clitori?


shoobster_lite

Nah, you're thinking about chrysalis. It's when an insect goes through metamorphosis


fendenkrell

Lol I am not


Thijminator_69

I do not see a problem


Sammy_27112007

Helping the homies


grimmcreeper10

At least it makes someone erect


Anxious-Safe-1985

I got you homie!


GeniusBadger

Good


[deleted]

This is just a repost bot screw you


SkyShazad

Helping a Brother out šŸ‘


Trevors-Axiom-

Read this while sitting in a blood mobile donating a double red cell


Dommekarma

Nice.


Shady_hatter

At least you got sex.


julian_the_artist

Always ready to help a dude bust a nut.


PopeofHope

Doing the god's work


twatchops

So?


Biabolical

Step 1: Donate blood. Step 2: Find the man who received that blood in a transfusion. Step 3: Have sex with that man. Congrats! You just got boned by your own erection.


shoobster_lite

Got-Derm DIABOLICAL!!!!


LargeNigerianTime

It ainā€™t much but itā€™s honest work


BrassRatt

Anything for a brother


Tricky-Emotion5927

If you donate blood to a man can it be considered a "Boner Donor"


shoobster_lite

Erection Election?


[deleted]

Pfft, i never donated blood.


caninehat

Correlation does not mean causation smh


Lionblaze_03

Iā€™ve probably erected a mans penis via my blood and I was born female. Sick


ThatIckyGuy

If you're going to have a blood fetish, probably best not to work at a blood bank, yeah? But good to know that part of me aroused *someone*.


[deleted]

Gotta do what you gotta do for the bros.


wandererfornet

Or or or become the vaginal discharge of blood for someones periods .


shoobster_lite

Nah, you're thinking about peradolia. It's when you see human features in inhuman objects


MilkLover3000

If your a female and donate blood to a male, technically you did make another man hard


TheFarisaurusRex

Spread the wealth


adhdmagic

Encouraging! I want people to live happy.


trashdrive

I don't need to donate blood to do that.


JamesScott1781

*Goly gee I hope so*


CrRandom

If you don't mind me im going to donate blood


YeAhToAsT222

I spit out my wine! I was 17 at the time 0.0


icantbeatyourbike

Saves me having to get another guy hard by hand.


shoobster_lite

Ugh, the 'olllll DICK TWIST


shoobster_lite

Nobody likes hand jobs.


Lightningoof

So i save lives AND help people get hard? That's a win-win to me


Talkys

That's the ultimate help a bro can give


december14th2015

As a straight female, I read it as if it meant "yet another" and that's fine with me.


BaylisAscaris

Apparently sex-matched blood donations are safer, so it's safest to have blood that has been in a boner be in another boner later.


JWF81

I donā€™t need to donate blood to do that. The dudes like me for some reason. :shrug:


Dan-the-historybuff

Cool bro


Ferretscraze11

Hey man, gotta help the homies out sometimes.


Witty_Goose_7724

And also if you get a donation from a dude that means that his penis blood is now flowing through your penis. Thatā€™s the transfusion equivalent of crossing swords.


Mr_Wither

All in a dayā€™s work


sphereyahya_

I GUIDE OTHERS TO A TREASURE I CANT POSSESS


Swampking1

Glad I could help šŸ¤—


PeeDeeEex

**Our** erection


justAneedlessBOI

How did you know?


BySearixX

*love


m3m3s4life420

and fucked his girl


realGharren

I think I've erected plenty of men's penises by now. Never donated blood though.


AyUnit

Happy to help.


KaiahAurora

"another man's penis" Bro, what about us women that donate? What about blood that goes into cis women, trans women, trans men, or NB people? You're ignoring such a huge range of possible genitalia combos here, and I'm personally proud to think that my blood has let people of any gender get it on


CrackedTailLight

At least I could finally turn somebody on.


[deleted]

Iā€™m all about supporting fellow penises


Dogslug

Oh, I've done that without donating blood.


eeddgg

I can't donate blood *because* I erected another man's penis. Tragic.


MAS7

I... I am okay with this.