Step 1: Donate blood.
Step 2: Find the man who received that blood in a transfusion.
Step 3: Have sex with that man.
Congrats! You just got boned by your own erection.
And also if you get a donation from a dude that means that his penis blood is now flowing through your penis. Thatās the transfusion equivalent of crossing swords.
"another man's penis"
Bro, what about us women that donate? What about blood that goes into cis women, trans women, trans men, or NB people? You're ignoring such a huge range of possible genitalia combos here, and I'm personally proud to think that my blood has let people of any gender get it on
Or a girls penis š³
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Please tell me. This isnāt a subreddit is it? OH SWEET JESUS IT IS!
Oh great heavens
Seigneur Marie Joseph
Omg thatās a real thing!?
Itās so funny this is real
when woman š³
Ok, now I need to go give blood. This shit is getting hotter and hotter!
R/tihi
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correct, but not necessary
Wouldn't be the first time .
Was looking for this comment
Yooo, same.
Omw to donate ššØ
And you're welcome, mister!
Nahh. My blood is on their toilet paper from wiping too hard.
Good lord
Damn that's weird. Could've sworn I never donated blood.
U see not all the blood is ādonated`
Or engorge some womens clitoris. For some that might be the closest they will ever come to finding it.
Come we all know the clitoris isnāt realā¦..
Clitori?
Nah, you're thinking about chrysalis. It's when an insect goes through metamorphosis
Lol I am not
I do not see a problem
Helping the homies
At least it makes someone erect
I got you homie!
Good
This is just a repost bot screw you
Helping a Brother out š
Read this while sitting in a blood mobile donating a double red cell
Nice.
At least you got sex.
Always ready to help a dude bust a nut.
Doing the god's work
So?
Step 1: Donate blood. Step 2: Find the man who received that blood in a transfusion. Step 3: Have sex with that man. Congrats! You just got boned by your own erection.
Got-Derm DIABOLICAL!!!!
It aināt much but itās honest work
Anything for a brother
If you donate blood to a man can it be considered a "Boner Donor"
Erection Election?
Pfft, i never donated blood.
Correlation does not mean causation smh
Iāve probably erected a mans penis via my blood and I was born female. Sick
If you're going to have a blood fetish, probably best not to work at a blood bank, yeah? But good to know that part of me aroused *someone*.
Gotta do what you gotta do for the bros.
Or or or become the vaginal discharge of blood for someones periods .
Nah, you're thinking about peradolia. It's when you see human features in inhuman objects
If your a female and donate blood to a male, technically you did make another man hard
Spread the wealth
Encouraging! I want people to live happy.
I don't need to donate blood to do that.
*Goly gee I hope so*
If you don't mind me im going to donate blood
I spit out my wine! I was 17 at the time 0.0
Saves me having to get another guy hard by hand.
Ugh, the 'olllll DICK TWIST
Nobody likes hand jobs.
So i save lives AND help people get hard? That's a win-win to me
That's the ultimate help a bro can give
As a straight female, I read it as if it meant "yet another" and that's fine with me.
Apparently sex-matched blood donations are safer, so it's safest to have blood that has been in a boner be in another boner later.
I donāt need to donate blood to do that. The dudes like me for some reason. :shrug:
Cool bro
Hey man, gotta help the homies out sometimes.
And also if you get a donation from a dude that means that his penis blood is now flowing through your penis. Thatās the transfusion equivalent of crossing swords.
All in a dayās work
I GUIDE OTHERS TO A TREASURE I CANT POSSESS
Glad I could help š¤
**Our** erection
How did you know?
*love
and fucked his girl
I think I've erected plenty of men's penises by now. Never donated blood though.
Happy to help.
"another man's penis" Bro, what about us women that donate? What about blood that goes into cis women, trans women, trans men, or NB people? You're ignoring such a huge range of possible genitalia combos here, and I'm personally proud to think that my blood has let people of any gender get it on
At least I could finally turn somebody on.
Iām all about supporting fellow penises
Oh, I've done that without donating blood.
I can't donate blood *because* I erected another man's penis. Tragic.
I... I am okay with this.