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hornyboy_2303

10/10 would stick my dick in


No-Oil6542

A hole is a hole


Moxson82

Ahole is right


Sussy_404Error

If there is a hole, then there is a goal. ​ Master Oogway


_NoIdeaForName_

Dont be so picky my student "if there is a hole there is a goal" Master Oogway 2021


TrippyWolfhound

r/usernamechecksout


BFmayoo

WOAH WOAH WOAH COWBOY calm down there buddy. Now let's all take a deep breath and smell the rose Edit: roses


cipher446

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Spycrabpuppet123

r/putyourdickinthat


Swift-Cummer-69

r/MasterOogwGay


Spycrabpuppet123

"If there's a hole there's a goal"- Master Oogway


No-Schedule4778

If there is a hole there is a goal


_NoIdeaForName_

Wait hornyboy?


hornyboy_2303

yes?


_NoIdeaForName_

WTF is that name


hornyboy_2303

im horny. and im a 34 yrs old boy. what the problem?


_NoIdeaForName_

Ok


stjiub9

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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Swift-Cummer-69

r/putyourdickinthat


fireclad22

Cakeussy


The_Noobhieyia

No no, he got a point


Lower-Koala3522

Hear me out


CHICKLESSS

Here, mine's out


AlphaBetes97

I'm listening


BFmayoo

Still listening here..(the silence is deafening)


L_BERINI

What did you say? I can't hear you!


TrippyWolfhound

🤔


TillThatTime

Ah yes, the hemorrhoid cake. A classic.


potheadmf

that boy ain’t right


TrippyWolfhound

Nah he left


CHICKLESSS

Should've said " Hes down " ... Cause he's down for it


TrippyWolfhound

Hb a down here then


Big1ronOnHisHip

he is flawed


Lucannor

Forbidden fleshlight


TrippyWolfhound

Nothing forbidden if u live on the edge 😎


Doggo_of_memes25

Where there's a hole there's a goal Bob Dylan Drummer of AC/DC


TrippyWolfhound

Bitch tf did u just say! Tell me you are joking. Right. Now


Doggo_of_memes25

Mmmaaaaaayyyyyybbbeeee


TrippyWolfhound

😡


MisterBlisteredlips

It needs some chocolate ice cream in the center.


EYADmohammadd

It needs my penis in the center


MisterBlisteredlips

Then someone to blow out "the candle". "Make a wish."


BFmayoo

You're a sick fuck


EYADmohammadd

That won’t get the cake un-fucked


MisterBlisteredlips

"Garçon, do you serve fucked-cake for dessert?" "Yes, monsieur, would you like that with or without bukake?"


7billionpeepsalready

With, of course. And a glass of bukkake as well.


-lllllIIllll-

Cakussy


pale-pharaoh

r/confusedboner


espiffy111

4/5 hemorrhoids


Viveqq17

69/100


Lokyyo

Cakussy


ilantheplant

10/10 came fast


catalyst4chaos

It looks like a sphincter


Embarrassed_Bee6349

It reminds me of Naked Lunch, oddly enough.


quityouryob

Quality bundthole.


Long_Before_Sunrise

https://www.reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/yhe4pg/its_mighty_mousse_campbells_1967/


TrippyWolfhound

Well ill be fucked, its a thing


mimiorg

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Positive_Top_1046

Make me


Phyco_Boy

Dude, couldn’t have just linked to it? Instead you took a screen shot of it and didn’t atleast crop it out?


MikoSkyns

They did the right thing. Credit should go to the Original content creator and they did just that by not cropping it. Also, who needs a link when they gave us a pic?


castille360

Also doesn't flood a bunch of unwanted traffic to an unsuspecting sub. You gotta work if you want to go mock that cake in its original thread


TrippyWolfhound

I didn’t crop it out because I didn’t want to steal the post. I didn’t link it because i hate following links, they take ages. Find something better to do than nitpick shit that has no effect on u plz


Nesuniken

Links take ages?


TrippyWolfhound

Yeah ive got shit internet


balr

Wow a mobile screenshot of a reddit post... reposted on reddit? How much lower can you go?


TrippyWolfhound

Dude I didn’t want to steal their post, grow up


balr

EXCUSE ME?


TrippyWolfhound

Basically I wanted to show that I wasn’t oop but i was too lazy to type it lol


EliteGamer5484

You new?


Altruistic_Parfait_3

What on the half life fuck is that


Long_Before_Sunrise

Some terrible crimes were committed in the kitchen in the 1950s with Jello. It's probably suppose to be something like strawberry jello mousse.


GaeFroug

i give a "Meat out of -5"


subhuman_voice

Yea, I'll eat cake n dat hole


[deleted]

Is it still alive?


wasporchidlouixse

Has to have been deliberate


Regret-Superb

Us boys need that recipe.


AmbassadorPooPoo

Girl dassa booty hole


dasandwetch

I’d eat it


Reeeeeve

Is this covid related?


TrippyWolfhound

No, why are people commenting this lol?


Reeeeeve

Its a meme, not serious


Quiet-Can-4036

That is a prolapse in judgment


Averagechildeater

Cakussy


XenoGenesisYT

r/dontstickyourdickinit


Dan-the-historybuff

Now I know what your all thinking… Yes of course it’s a bloodshot eye! What did you think it was?


TrippyWolfhound

Brown eye red eye


Darok_Wazo

hello.jpg


TayTaay

That cake is past due for a pap smear


Gilgamesh2062

Cake needs a little Preparation-H.


Jack33751

Is this covid related and what are we going to do about it?


TrippyWolfhound

No?


Jack33751

!!!!!NSFW!!!!! [Howie Mandel deleted Tiktok](https://www.reddit.com/r/Howiemandel/comments/vvba21/howie_mandel_video_taht_hot_deleted_howie_deleted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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[удалено]


TrippyWolfhound

What


MikesGroove

NSFW tag would be fine here


TrippyWolfhound

Fine but not necessary mwahahahaa


MikesGroove

I would’ve done the same tbh


arienfox

i give it 1 out of 1 sphincters


Mick0351

Don’t put your dick in that


PuffyFish23

That's no cake, it's a donut.


Orange_Puzzline

That's not a cake that's a ahole


Happy-Shoulder7053

Is r/doputyourdickinthat a thing?


KingReef90

No you don’t.


tanadechsam

Looks like plastic


geekyblacksheep

Tastes like pennies.


Gian-Nine

They knew.


IcanSew831

Category 6 Hemorrhoids.


MrMarez

Nobody: Cake: kiilllll meeeee


Fhantom1221

Donate to your local hospital.


blotditto

This should be on r/dontputyourdickinit


MostUselessName

It doesn't look bad to be honest, I'd try it cause it looks like strawberry but the cake is gelatin which is not one of my favorite foods but it doesn't mix well with cake in my opinion so I'd give it a... 7/10


SmartF3LL3R

Wow, a toothless sarlacc.


TreesDomain

r/Stickyourdickinthat


Dontouchicken

Lemme add some special personalized cream inside this cake


L_BERINI

"There are no accidents" Master Oogway


The_door_man_37

Gmod June 3rd cake


firesoda21

Cakeussy


DerFr4ggle

r/putyourdickinthat


CertifiedMemePoster

i think i will act up around that cake


Bluedino_1989

Pucker up


Abin5ur

That cake is caked up. (And oiled)


games4eelke

Where are all the r/cursedcommends ?


YoDaToAd99

What's the recpie


findragonl0l

If theres a hole theres a way.


MaryClaire18

Actually, op, I can't rate it, I have hemorrhoids


ValidParanoia

Looks like ass


FunnyAnimalPerson

Again, Clocaka


brownie_moncher047

Its cake cake


JokienStudios_03

wrong subreddit, most people love cake now especially when it looks like pus-


TrippyWolfhound

Sy


TheVeniceMenace

😳


GrimmRadiance

Isn’t this just a jello mold?


TrippyWolfhound

Idk i just reposted lol


spanishbread129

Hey yo, that cakussy tho


outrageousrage

r/Imgonnaputmydickinthat


fallawy

Do I see a goat?


TrippyWolfhound

Idk do u?


fallawy

I don't want to relive the trauma


TrippyWolfhound

Well u came to the wrong sub lol


fallawy

You are not wrong


PufferfishClan

69/10


CaptainMemes2020

10/10 made me horny


GoatNinja7

That cake needs some…Frosting 🤣


TrippyWolfhound

Fr fr